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02-16-2010, 09:08 PM
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Hi floor! Make me a samwich.
Location: Ontario (in the stray cat complex)
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BLT Sammich!
So awhile back I was craving a BLT sandwich and of course I could not just make a standard one. So im2smrt4u and I headed to Trader Joe's to buy some awesome bacon and some other fixins' for the sammich.
Start with some spicy mustard from Philippes  Then cheese, gotta melt it too   Now for the bacon mmmmm  Now for the L and the T (not in that order   Aaaannnddd....Here is my BLT 
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02-16-2010, 09:10 PM
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Tilted Cat Head
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Location: Manhattan, NY
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why is your knife pink?
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02-16-2010, 09:15 PM
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Hi floor! Make me a samwich.
Location: Ontario (in the stray cat complex)
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Its not. It is red, it is a tomato knife. All my knives are colored, they are Pure Komachi from Kershaw. They are pretty nice and fun too!
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02-16-2010, 10:20 PM
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Location: Canada
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It's disturbingly large.
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02-16-2010, 11:25 PM
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Hi floor! Make me a samwich.
Location: Ontario (in the stray cat complex)
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Those are cherry tomatoes, so while not the size of marbles, they are not standard size. And the sandwich was made on a French Loaf, its not THAT big. geesh!
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02-16-2010, 11:35 PM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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Please at least tell me that you had half each?
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02-17-2010, 12:04 PM
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The only thing I don't like about that sammich is the lettuce. I really hate those thick veiny parts and just use the leaves.
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02-17-2010, 03:52 PM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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Man, if you'd slapped a little "A" on there, I think I'd steal you from smrt.
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02-17-2010, 04:10 PM
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Hi floor! Make me a samwich.
Location: Ontario (in the stray cat complex)
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Avocado? That would be awesome...next time for sure.
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02-17-2010, 04:22 PM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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Oh yeah. On top of the bacon, under the lettuce.
Sprinkled with a teeny bit of high quality, very fine garlic powder.
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02-17-2010, 07:51 PM
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02-17-2010, 08:35 PM
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Hi floor! Make me a samwich.
Location: Ontario (in the stray cat complex)
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Ok, really men, there is a beautiful sammich full of delicious bacon which you all see to love so much and all you care about is the picture of Eden?!?!
Wow, the man love on TFP really is EPIC! It even outdoes bacon.
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02-17-2010, 08:54 PM
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He smells like bacon...
In other news, I would eat the fuck out of that entire sandwich!
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02-17-2010, 11:17 PM
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You could smoke some bacon with it...
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02-18-2010, 06:44 PM
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As to the sammich, double the bacon and you are worthy of deity status!
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02-18-2010, 07:09 PM
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Getting it.
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That bacon has me coming back to look at it over and over... I just can't get good bacon here.
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02-18-2010, 10:14 PM
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Hi floor! Make me a samwich.
Location: Ontario (in the stray cat complex)
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02-20-2010, 05:23 AM
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that you actually took the time to make this.
