Myrtle Beach - Labor Day - Sept 4-7th
 

I'm going to the beach, children! I know some of you live in and around that area of SC.

Anybody wanna get together? I've got a pyramid to eat in and sand to get in my shorts.

/usual awkward silence

hmm

we usually make a point of avoiding that area during that time as it's filled with too many idiots.

but this would give me an excuse to g.i.joe wrestle you.

If I wasn't going to Dragoncon, I would totally be down for going to Myrtle beach. Do you tan? Since you are all Ken Doll like, with the smooth spot in your trunks, do you stay that plastic flesh color all the time?

Sadly, I do not tan. I'm that pale tattooed dork wearing SPF 85.

Basically I'm going to be down in Myrtle drinking and wandering.

They have some old school medieval combat thing, I hear.

Hard Rock Cafe is supposedly shaped like a pyramid.

I was at Bragg for 4 years but never went to Myrtle. Go figure.

I've got a beachfront hotel room booked. Yeehaw.

dude, sorry, I'm not playing Joust with you.

Yes and Yes. Hard Rock cafe is near Broadway on the Beach (I think that's what it's called). I would recommend going there as there are lots of bars.

I think the medieval dinner theater thingy is where the Cable Guy did Kurt/Spock battle... not sure on that one tho.

I know being married is tough, Gucci... but they have pills to keep your urges in check.

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Yeah, I hear "Broadway on the Beach" is the drunken Mecca of Myrtle. I'm way excited.

I've never actually been to the beach-with-an-ocean before so this is all new 'n amazing.

Broadway is great, it's an enclosed shopping place (like an outdoor mall) so that they can sell alcohol on the "streets". Which means you can order a drink at a place and walk to another place. We bought jello shots from a guy on the avenue between two bars, it was great. There are alot of bars there, but I loved the faux irish-pub that they had. The cigar room was lined with huge, comfy couches.

That sounds like a great time. I'm gonna be extra retarded for like 72 hours.

broadway isn't bad.. but depending on which side you have your hotel on, you may want to carry cab money. South Myrtle has more attractions, North Myrtle has fewer loud obnoxious drunks. I like to stay in North Myrtle and disrupt the status quo.