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BulletCatcher 01-30-2006 07:50 PM

Only one person killed this hour and Jack had nothing to do with it. Good episode all around but I was hoping Jack would have gone ahead and bitch slapped President Logan at the end. You could tell he wanted to :D .

Not sure about this love triangle though. 24 has never handled romances very well and somebody always gets killed. My guess this time around is Audrey.

Now for a bit a fun. I found this list on another board. I'm not sure who the original author is (or more than likely more than one) as it was uncredited where I found it but there's some pretty funny ones here...

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Jack Bauers Sig reloads its self because its scared of him.

Jack Bauer doesnt urinate or deficate. He secretes waste through his pores as two chemicals which can be combined to create napalm.

The Swiss Army Knife MacGuyver uses was a present from Jack Bauer.

They say guns are illegal to just carry on the street. Jack Bauers left and right arm tend to disagree.

When Jack Bauer realized he had the same initials as James Bond and Jason Bourne, he killed both of those punks using a water pistol.

If you wake up in the morning, its because Jack Bauer spared your life.

Jack Bauers favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, hed shoot Nina twice.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauers gun is actually a water pistol, but the water shoots out in the form of bullets. Why? Because the gun is being held by Jack ####### Bauer.

If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You dont want to get 7 stars.

Dont ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar

Jack Bauer doesnt miss. If he didnt hit you its because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

If Jack says I just want to talk to him/her and that him/her is you well amigo, youre farked.

Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when hes knocked out or temporarily killed.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

While being put under in the hospital, Jack Bauer can count backwards from 100 every time. This annoys the doctors.

Jack Bauers family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.

David Spade always says yes to Jack Bauer when he wants to redeem his credit card miles.

Jack Bauer has no problem following orders, unless you tell him to do something he doesnt want to.

Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

Jack Bauer can sneeze with his eyes open.

Everytime Jack Bauer yells NOW! at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.

As a child, Jack Bauers first words were Theres no time!

Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

Jack Bauer shouldnt be compared to Jesus. Jack rose from the dead not once, but twice.

After 7 minutes of interrogation at the hands of Jack Bauer, Tom Cruise admitted that he was gay.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer ####### hates lemonade.

Killing Jack Bauer doesnt make him dead. It just makes him angry.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

Jack Bauer hates casual conversation. He prefers bullets.

Jack Bauers daughter is very hot.

Locke7 01-31-2006 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by 777

And let's hope that there aren't any profession dasiels in distress like when Kim was kidnapped and/or in danger through out the all of Seasons 1 & 2.

But what would take us through the middle part of the day? Jack needs something else to take up his time. Remember in past seasons, the beginning story is so obscure by the end of the day you don't even remember the initial villain. I'm looking forward to finding the nerve gas and see who's really behind the behind the behind the terrorist plot.

Willravel 01-31-2006 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Locke7
I'm looking forward to finding the nerve gas and see who's really behind the behind the behind the terrorist plot.

According to my avatar, it's none other than Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

the_marq 01-31-2006 06:06 PM

Jack Bauer Death Count
Balance--8
1pm -2pm -- No deaths, just kicked the shit out of Cummings
Total to date--8 confirmed kills in 6 hours[/QUOTE]


Jack is currently on pace for a season low kill count of 32 bad guys, tho to be fair he did kill one good guy in season 3.

Frosstbyte 02-06-2006 10:13 PM

I don't say anything specific, but I'm spoilering this anyway.

Spoiler: God what a horrible horrible ending. I cannot BELIEVE that happened. 24 finally completely recycles a plot "surprise." Awful. Just...wow....

I'm really sad about that. I saw it coming as soon as they made "the arrangement." My faith in this show has been shaken to the core.


For anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about, here's the example from a DIFFERENT SEASON so if you haven't see all of the seasons, don't look here.

Spoiler: In season one where the girl flips out and stabs the guy in the neck that she'd been sleeping with after Jack sets her up to sell him out right before a phonecall, blah blah blah. SO SO SAD THEY REUSED IT.

Locke7 02-07-2006 11:08 AM

I'd like to know where she came up with that gun...

the_marq 02-07-2006 06:12 PM

Jack Bauer Death Count
Balance--8
1pm-2pm (I typoed last week)
Jack shoots and apparently kills two body guards
New Total=10

m0rpheus 02-10-2006 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BulletCatcher
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

Best one on the list. :thumbsup:

I'm kinda surprised they didnt have one saying that Jack Bauer could kick Chuck Norris's ass (which he could of course... :lol: )

Cynthetiq 02-10-2006 05:23 AM

has anyone else seen Gridskipper?

site that tracks where Jack is and the tiem it takes for him to get from point A to point B.

http://www.gridskipper.com/travel/lo...-am-149927.php

as for the rehashed situation.... the whole continuations of Day 2, 3, 4, thing is a rehash of Season 1...

kutulu 02-10-2006 08:15 AM

The Jacktracker is awesome!!!

Jove 02-13-2006 07:46 PM

I dislike President Logan, he is such a whiny little bastard. He always asks for advice from everyone, but he cannot form his own opinion on tough matters.

DEI37 02-13-2006 08:08 PM

Yeah, this president is NOT what this situation needs. David Palmer was infinitely better.

Frosstbyte 02-13-2006 10:02 PM

This season started out so fantastically good. It's starting to drag a little. The last two episodes have been good, but they haven't really "done it" for me. I'm hoping things improve over the next few weeks as the stakes increase.

Locke7 02-14-2006 12:16 PM

I think the end of each episode isn't as gripping as it's been in seasons past. I still love it though, it looks great in high definition... I'll be interested where the plot goes, it has to change somewhat, the story never stays the same for the full 24 hours.

Moskie 02-14-2006 08:43 PM

Yea, I thought the season started out great, too.

I liked how it went all "personal" on Jack, with them trying to frame Jack for the asassination of Palmer and then going after Tony, Michelle, Chloe... but have they forgotten all that? I hope not. Or maybe they explained that away and I missed it?

And wasn't there a mysterious dude in a dark room on a cell phone in the earlier episodes? I'm blanking on who he talked to and what he said right now... what happened to him?

the_marq 02-15-2006 03:37 PM

Jack Bauer Death Count
Balance--10
2-3PM In close quarters combat, Jack shoots and kills one of the terrorists
New Total=11

Locke7 02-16-2006 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moskie
Yea, I thought the season started out great, too.

I liked how it went all "personal" on Jack, with them trying to frame Jack for the asassination of Palmer and then going after Tony, Michelle, Chloe... but have they forgotten all that? I hope not. Or maybe they explained that away and I missed it?

And wasn't there a mysterious dude in a dark room on a cell phone in the earlier episodes? I'm blanking on who he talked to and what he said right now... what happened to him?

Mysterious dark guy is coming back and from the previews for the next episode it looks like he might be negotiating a deal to help CTU. We'll see...

Still waiting to see Kim... And to know what happened to Chase (from a couple seasons ago)

ironchef82 02-16-2006 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Locke7
Mysterious dark guy is coming back and from the previews for the next episode it looks like he might be negotiating a deal to help CTU. We'll see...

Still waiting to see Kim... And to know what happened to Chase (from a couple seasons ago)

I think from the early episodes of season 4, it's mentioned that Chase and Kim are living together, somewhere in So. California, and that Chase works for some sort of private security company. Whether or not that's with one hand or two, I don't know.

Kim coming back to this season would be pretty interesting, though I can't tell if it'll help or hurt the plotline. Somehow Kim's gonna be in danger from the terrorists.

Regarding a question earlier from this thread ... has there been any resolution as to who conspired to frame Jack for Palmer's assassination? I'm not entirely convinced that this was the dirty work of Walt Cumming. Any thoughts?

wraithhibn 02-18-2006 05:30 AM

I doubt that the nerve gas is really the main plot of this season. It's starting to get old, so I can't wait for the next plot.

the_marq 02-21-2006 06:55 PM

Well I gotta say, that was a pretty lame episode last night Spoiler: They finally introduce the so-called mastermind behind the nerve gas plot and blammo, he get's wacked in his second scene.

Oh well, at least Jack is back on a killing spree. I only saw him kill two bad guys last night but some reports say 3.... so I am going with 2.

Jack Bauer Death Count

Balance--11
3-4 PM Two guys on the roof
New Total=13

shortynickel 02-23-2006 08:14 AM

I actually thought the above spoiler was where they needed to take it. i also liked how things at ctu have turned around! (not sure how to do the spolier tag)

Locke7 02-23-2006 11:07 AM

Anyone else tired of Samwise Gamgee aka. Lynn over at CTU. Someone needs to take authority and get this guy downgraded. Nothing like being in the middle of a crisis and arresting the leader of the group. I liked him to start with now he is just a wimpy little idiot. I think he needs to die or something in the show.

Seething 02-23-2006 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Locke7
Anyone else tired of Samwise Gamgee aka. Lynn over at CTU. Someone needs to take authority and get this guy downgraded. Nothing like being in the middle of a crisis and arresting the leader of the group. I liked him to start with now he is just a wimpy little idiot. I think he needs to die or something in the show.

Well he's always credited as a "guest star", so it's very probable he will die. I'm getting damn tired of him too. He doesn't seem to react very well to stress and can't make decisions very well on his own, which given his position, he should be able to handle in stride.

777 02-23-2006 06:48 PM

I'm sure that Jack or Curtis will have to go on a covert mission to Lyn's sister's place to extract the stolen card key. Then Lyn will either behave, or be dead. It could go either way.

Antikarma 02-23-2006 08:19 PM

Man I am so glad I found this thread. Trolling finally paid off. I gladly throw my hat in with the rest of the fanboys.

/Worlds biggest Jack Bauer fan
//Wants to know what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike Bar.

Moskie 02-23-2006 09:56 PM

For the most part, the president and his wife grate on me, but I have to give her credit for jumping into the limo with the Russian president. I didn't see it coming, and it took a lot of balls. It was a great way to force president Logan into action, so how he reacts should be interesting.

ironchef82 02-25-2006 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seething
Well he's always credited as a "guest star", so it's very probable he will die. I'm getting damn tired of him too. He doesn't seem to react very well to stress and can't make decisions very well on his own, which given his position, he should be able to handle in stride.

You say that about Lynn/Samwise, but that could also be said about President Logan. I'm sure everyone wouldn't mind if they both got a punch right in the gut.

777 02-26-2006 06:49 PM

Hi guys. I forgot to post this last week. For those of you with a PS2, "24: The Game" will be out soon. In fact, it was featured on "The 1up Show". You can watch the episode online at this site: http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3148129 They interview Kim (Elisha Cuthbert), Tony (Carlos Bernard), Michelle (Reiko Aylesworth), and of course, Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland) (Jack was busy shooting at terrorists, but he did make time to chat over his cell with the 1up staff).

The Game takes place between Day 2 and 3, and as far as I can tell, both Jack and Chase are useable characters. Best part, there's a button that's sole purpose is to cause Jack to yell, "I'M A FEDERAL AGENT!" whenever you want :D

Frosstbyte 02-27-2006 04:10 AM

I hope I can play as Jack but shoot Chase. That would be too awesome.

(I didn't like Chase too much.)

Locke7 02-28-2006 10:57 AM

OK, I called it earlier in this thread. The teaser for the next episode had freaking Tony sitting up taking some gauze off his face. C'mon, he had massive head trauma about 5 hours ago. I know, I know it's a TV show, but C'mon... Ooh and Kim's back ;) I really hope she doesn't end up getting abducted.

Last nights show was great. It was a fast hour in my opinion. Logan is the biggest wimp on the planet, how he ended up pres, I'll never know.

Leto 02-28-2006 12:55 PM

Logan is terrible. I thought he got to be pres when the real pres' plane was shot down last season.

Who is Kim?

Jove 02-28-2006 07:00 PM

I found it amusing when Logan decided to pray for a miracle. What a stupid douche bag. If I were the President, I would say this to the terrorist on the phone: "Jack Bauer Power Hour begins very soon!"

I am glad Lynn is out of the picture because he is a n00b.

RonRyan85 03-01-2006 09:11 AM

I do love the show 24 now but it took me a few seasons
to get where I watch every episode. I feel that CHLOE
needs to get out in the field more to help Jack fight
the terrorists. (Yes,I know she is helping back at CTU
behind her computer.) I'd like to see her wearing more
sexy outfits,makeup and fighting off too amorous agents
wanting to lure her into bed (For a bit of fun/humor)
and have Jack Bauer rescue her for a change of pace.

the_marq 03-01-2006 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leto

Who is Kim?

Kim is Jack's daughter, last seen in season 3. Played by Elisha Cuthbert (the hottest Canadian since Joni Mitchel :)

http://ddlf.hautetfort.com/images/me...4_tv_serie.jpg

Jack Bauer Death Count
Balance--13
4-5 PM No Kills
New Total=13

Frosstbyte 03-01-2006 07:36 PM

While Elisha Cuthbert is certainly very hot, I'm almost positive that pick is a fake (and probably shouldn't be in a post that is otherwise totally SFW).

shortynickel 03-01-2006 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seething
He doesn't seem to react very well to stress and can't make decisions very well on his own, which given his position, he should be able to handle in stride.

Sounds like the current President, he sucks under a huge amount of pressure like this week but that is what (IMO) makes the show better.

shortynickel 03-01-2006 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Locke7
OK, I called it earlier in this thread. The teaser for the next episode had freaking Tony sitting up taking some gauze off his face. C'mon, he had massive head trauma about 5 hours ago. I know, I know it's a TV show, but C'mon... Ooh and Kim's back ;) I really hope she doesn't end up getting abducted.

Damn, I didnt want to know the above, could you have put a teaser warning before hand?? Oh well :|

Locke7 03-02-2006 08:00 AM

That wasn't a teaser, it was on the preview for next weeks show... This thread is full of information up to the latest episode, if you don't want to know information about the show, you might want to wait a while before you check this thread. Not trying to be a dik, but still...

Moskie 03-02-2006 08:39 PM

back in the days when 24 was in its prime, i would consider stuff from the preview to be spoilers. even the most subtle image could reveal a lot about what would happen.

if a commercial for 24 would come on, my friends and i would cover our ears, shut our eyes and make loud noises until the commercial was over. going into an episode of 24 without knowing anything was a great experience and was worth the trouble.

i don't care so much these days, as it seems like the same things keep happening over and over, just with different cast members.... but for the sake of the people still into it, i'd say you should consider anything outside the latest hour (previews, commericals, whatever) to be spoilers.

Just think: Spoiler: how excited would you be if you had no idea that Kim and Tony were coming back next week, and then boom there they are... it's great fun.

viper11885 03-02-2006 11:30 PM

Last episode was pretty good. It was nice to see Aaron in some action as a secret service agent.

But I do agree with some of you, the scenes are definately getting a bit repetive.


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