11-05-2005, 03:30 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Snakes on a Plane
well I did a search and I didn't see anything so I figured I'd get the ball rolling....
I guess it's out next summer and stars Samuel Jackson. I was a bit skeptical, but then I read the script. I gotta say the plot's pretty engaging. The page for it is here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/ Who knows. It might suck, but I'm just glad Rachel Blanchard from 7th Heaven is getting good billing like she deserves. |
11-05-2005, 04:22 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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Yeah, saw this on fark a while back. Great title, but I think it is safe to say that "Snakes on a Plane" is the production title and it will be released under something else. A shame. I would love to see a movie released with such a great title!
You should check out the imdb message board, there's some pretty funny posts in there.
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11-05-2005, 04:27 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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Oh and here's the trailer, courtesy of mtg7643 also on the imdb board.
(Cue dramatic music)..A (insert movie company)production... (Movie guy voice)30,000 feet over the atlantic..(picture of a plane flying in darkness)....a sudden emergency (LOUD HISSING SOUND) (woman screams) (movie guy voice)Terrorists have unleashed hundreds of poisonous snakes on a plane...(scenes of snakes...biting...hissing) (Blackened screen - then the words display on the screen and Movie guy voice)...THEY PICKED THE WRONG FLIGHT TO DO THAT! (cut to Samuel L Jackson standing up from his chair)THIS PARTY'S OVER! (movie guy voice)Samuel L Jackson is a cop... (Sam Jackson says - Y'all all be cool!) (movie guy voice)in a race against time .... (Lady screaming - they're getting closer!!) (movie guy voice)To stop a madman.... (Oxygen mask is supposed to drop down, and it's a SNAKE! that bites the passenger) (movie guy voice)From unleashing a tragedy (man in control tower..."They're running out of time. The Air Force may have to shoot down the Jet") (movie guy voice)NOW! (Sam Jackson loading his gun) (movie guy voice)GET READY! (voice over:THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH SNAKES!) (movie guy voice)FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS! (Fasten seatbelts sign goes on, and a man goes to fasten his seatbelt, ONLY IT'S A SNAKE!) (cue generic action music) .....ONE MAN! (Sam Jackson headbutts a snake) (continue generic action music) ...ONE PLANE!(Sam Jackson screaming GET DOWN! THERE'S A *beep* SNAKE ON THE PLANE!!) ...and LOTS OF SNAKES! (hisssssssssssss) (movie guy voice) THIS SUMMER, SAMUEL L JACKSON PUTS ON A NEW PAIR OF SHOES... (picture of some snakeskin boots)...GOES TOE TO TOE (scene of a snake about to bite his foot and he steps on it)...AND TAKES OUT THE GARBAGE!... (stop music - black screen-cut to Sam Jackson with a flamethrower)"Hiss my ass, muthaf" (LOUD SOUND OF FLAMETHROWER SHOOTING TOWARDS THE CAMERA) (CUE Movie logo)SNAKES ON A PLANE (scene of the Crocodile Hunter saying "Crike! that's an angry snakUHHHHHHH!!! (boa constrictor swallows him) RATED R
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11-06-2005, 01:05 PM | #9 (permalink) | |
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11-20-2005, 04:31 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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What a great example of how forumuliac Hollywood has become
Big Actor (Samuel L Jackson) Some sort of dangerous creature (Snakes) A Dangerous Environment (A Plane). Honestly, how many other movies that we've seen have this same formula?
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03-01-2006, 02:39 PM | #12 (permalink) |
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Snakes on a Plane
Behold, God's gift to American Cinema!
It's Samuel L. Jackson....on a plane.....and there are snakes! That's right, it's "Snakes on a Plane"! This movie comes out in Summer 2006. Will it be the best movie ever? How can it not be? Reportedly, Jackson signed onto the movie without reading the script, simply because the title was so awesome. When the writers wanted to change the film's title to "Flight 121", he insisted it stay "Snakes on a Plane". I mean, how many other movies so cleanly and directly tell you the plot of the movie in the title? I am counting down the days baby! http://www.snakesonaplanemovie.com http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/
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03-01-2006, 03:25 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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We have discussed this (already a) classic already;
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...t=snakes+plane
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03-01-2006, 07:59 PM | #17 (permalink) |
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This movie is going to be pure joy. If I weren't married, I'd make sweet love to this movie. When I think about it...it's BETTER that the movie takes itself seriously. If it were a comedy, the joke could get stale. Imagine if "From Justin to Kelly" were a drama. That would have been brilliant.
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03-02-2006, 05:51 AM | #19 (permalink) |
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Come on its all just simple math.
Snakes in movies = cool - see Raiders of the Lost Ark Planes in movies = cool - see Airplane! Snakes ON a Plane = The coolest muthafuckin movie of all time!
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03-02-2006, 06:11 AM | #20 (permalink) |
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Samuel L. Jackson said that he decided to do this movie simply based on the title.
Personally... I wish it weren't so obvious so I could convince my mother to go...it'd scare the shit out of her.
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03-03-2006, 06:43 AM | #21 (permalink) | |
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did a mod merge two threads together? or did you literally link the same thread we're in? at any rate this is going to be fucking awesome. I've been yelling "we got mother fuckin' SNAKES!" at random intervals for the past three weeks now (after that trademark image was made about it). The fake trailer had me laughing out loud here at work. Fark.com has made a big deal out of it too (fancy that)
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03-03-2006, 08:49 AM | #22 (permalink) | |
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Yeah, a mod merged two threads. Although linking a thread to itself is a pretty funny idea......
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03-03-2006, 09:02 AM | #23 (permalink) |
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(somebody will get this.....and I cant wait to see who it is)
SNAKES!! You get out of here. SNAKES!! I gotta go to the bathroom Im gonna put my big toe out but dont bite it or nothing, just give it a little snakey lick. ok, you can bite it just a little, but dont put none of your juice in it
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03-03-2006, 09:39 AM | #24 (permalink) |
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this is so mutha******* funny
i love it imdb has a lot of other good stuff too here they are trying to predict SLJ's signature line: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/board/nest/36711659 |
03-03-2006, 10:10 AM | #25 (permalink) |
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Snakes On A Plane Footage Leaked!
Some out-take footage from the dailies was leaked to the net. Check it out
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03-03-2006, 10:53 AM | #26 (permalink) |
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Oh, and some potential tag lines courtesy of the fine folks at imdb:
This Summer, You Will Believe That Snakes Can Fly! This summer at 30,000 feet, the snakes take control This summer, snakes give terrorism new meaning. For those afraid of flying, here are some poisonous snakes to get your mind off things. Poisonous. Slithering. Airbourne. And You Will Know His Name is the Cobra When He Lays His Venom Upon You! Like Con Air But More Forked Tongues One Man. One Plane. Lots of Snakes. Scared of heights? Scared of snakes? We put them together. A snake on a plane is worth two on the ground. One man, 100 snakes, 30,000 feet At 30,000 feet when the snakes get out, there is nowhere to run. Thissss sssssssummer, Sam Jackson kicks some asp at 30,000 feet! Today's in flight meal is YOU! Hissssteria at 30,000 feet.
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03-03-2006, 10:55 AM | #27 (permalink) | |
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03-03-2006, 11:00 AM | #28 (permalink) |
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lol yep....go chicken heart go....eat em up chicken heart
sorry for the jack....this thread just made me think of that...specially since I just found that in mp3 format for my player and I made dave listent to ALL his stuff cause he'd never heard it....the snake part was always my fav
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03-03-2006, 12:25 PM | #29 (permalink) |
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This is way funnier than it has any right to be.
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03-08-2006, 08:08 AM | #31 (permalink) |
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SOAP makes me feel like I'm on the outside of an inside joke. So is this a real movie that is coming out? I just can't picture it, all I can think of is something that would be like an SNL skit.
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03-08-2006, 08:17 AM | #32 (permalink) | |
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The first post sets it up beautifully.
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03-17-2006, 10:08 AM | #33 (permalink) |
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Genuine teaser trailer released!
Obviously the previous crap that I have posted was all fake. This however, appears to be the real deal: http://youtube.com/watch?v=8aAkHGCuQT4 "Enough is enough - I've had it with these snakes!" EDIT: I also feel that it is my duty to report that in this trailer Sam Jackson takes out a snake with a taser. Could any film possibly kick more ass?
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03-17-2006, 12:12 PM | #35 (permalink) |
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03-17-2006, 01:01 PM | #36 (permalink) |
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I just heard that this film is really all about a blocked toilet in a 747. Sam Jackson plays the motherfucking, baddass plumber that clears the blockage...
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03-17-2006, 01:30 PM | #37 (permalink) |
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Holy F. The scene where the snake goes in the cat carrier after the cat... that's some cold shit. I don't know if I can handle that.
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Today's news item is great:
Fan frenzy for "Snakes" is on a different plane Quote:
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03-23-2006, 01:07 PM | #40 (permalink) |
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Ah, so they've added nudity. The male 12-65 demographic hat trick: snakes, on a plane, with nudity.
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