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Oh and here's the trailer, courtesy of mtg7643 also on the imdb board.
(Cue dramatic music)..A (insert movie company)production...
(Movie guy voice)30,000 feet over the atlantic..(picture of a plane flying in darkness)....a sudden emergency
(LOUD HISSING SOUND)
(woman screams)
(movie guy voice)Terrorists have unleashed hundreds of poisonous snakes on a plane...(scenes of snakes...biting...hissing)
(Blackened screen - then the words display on the screen and Movie guy voice)...THEY PICKED THE WRONG FLIGHT TO DO THAT!
(cut to Samuel L Jackson standing up from his chair)THIS PARTY'S OVER!
(movie guy voice)Samuel L Jackson is a cop...
(Sam Jackson says - Y'all all be cool!)
(movie guy voice)in a race against time ....
(Lady screaming - they're getting closer!!)
(movie guy voice)To stop a madman....
(Oxygen mask is supposed to drop down, and it's a SNAKE! that bites the passenger)
(movie guy voice)From unleashing a tragedy
(man in control tower..."They're running out of time. The Air Force may have to shoot down the Jet")
(movie guy voice)NOW!
(Sam Jackson loading his gun)
(movie guy voice)GET READY!
(voice over:THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH SNAKES!)
(movie guy voice)FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!
(Fasten seatbelts sign goes on, and a man goes to fasten his seatbelt, ONLY IT'S A SNAKE!)
(cue generic action music)
.....ONE MAN! (Sam Jackson headbutts a snake)
(continue generic action music)
...ONE PLANE!(Sam Jackson screaming GET DOWN! THERE'S A *beep* SNAKE ON THE PLANE!!)
...and LOTS OF SNAKES! (hisssssssssssss)
(movie guy voice) THIS SUMMER, SAMUEL L JACKSON PUTS ON A NEW PAIR OF SHOES...
(picture of some snakeskin boots)...GOES TOE TO TOE (scene of a snake about to bite his foot and he steps on it)...AND TAKES OUT THE GARBAGE!...
(stop music - black screen-cut to Sam Jackson with a flamethrower)"Hiss my ass, muthaf" (LOUD SOUND OF FLAMETHROWER SHOOTING TOWARDS THE CAMERA)
(CUE Movie logo)SNAKES ON A PLANE
(scene of the Crocodile Hunter saying "Crike! that's an angry snakUHHHHHHH!!! (boa constrictor swallows him)
RATED R
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