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crossova · 08-01-2005, 08:43 AM

I was disappointed in this moive. Not that the topic left it open to ground breaking dialogue but it felt like it was only a 45min movie and 3 pilots seemed to be carbon copy images from previous fighter pilot movies. Jamie Foxx was a real let down, from Oscar winner to fighter pilot. It worked for Will Smith but not for you Mr. Foxx.

The UPside, the special effects were really great and the dog fights were okay. It isnt much to go on...what was everyone else's opinions

Willravel · 08-01-2005, 01:48 PM

Wasn't as bad as the Island. They didn't let Hal's...oh I mean Eddie's character grow enough. The AI storyline requires depth to be a success.

Roark · 08-01-2005, 02:35 PM

I liked it sure it's not four stars but it was entertaining.. the ending though all I could think about was that they just blew up and killed a bunch of S. Korea guys but they're going to walk right through the gate and ask for asylum?

Jessica Biel though was looking pretty badass though for sure.

Jesus Pimp · 08-01-2005, 06:23 PM

It's just a rip-off of Macross plus!

Pragma · 08-01-2005, 06:26 PM

Those were N. Koreans there they killed at the guard shack - I recognize the flag from repeated playings of Mercenaries. The S. Korean flag is white with a logo in the middle.

Suave · 08-01-2005, 07:24 PM

A note about Foxx: he filmed this movie before he won the Oscar, so it's understandable that he would do it.

Locobot · 08-01-2005, 11:10 PM

I still refuse to believe this is a real movie.

feelgood · 08-02-2005, 03:23 AM

Man, I haven't seen it yet and I already knew it was gonna be shit from the previews...

An AI Fighter Jet? Comon guys, we already know that Hollywood is running out of ideas...

Redlemon · 08-02-2005, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by feelgood

Man, I haven't seen it yet and I already knew it was gonna be shit from the previews...

An AI Fighter Jet? Comon guys, we already know that Hollywood is running out of ideas...

Not just an AI fighter jet, but one that gets reprogrammed by a lightening strike and therefore has its own opinions. Yeah, great, I'll be skipping it. I've seen what lightening does to electronics; hint: it doesn't help.

Pragma · 08-02-2005, 08:41 AM

I saw it at the matinee show and it was amusing - it's not worth the evening price of movies around here (10$ or so), but for fairly cheap, it's a laugh. It's no Top Gun - both with respect to how realistic the planes act (and everything else), but it's entertaining.

sadistikdreams · 08-02-2005, 11:51 AM

Reprogrammed by lightning to become self aware...

Like Johnny Number 5.

Willravel · 08-02-2005, 12:19 PM

I think on some level we're all hit by cinematic lightening at one point or another in our lives.....only some of us literally.

peeweesbigbong · 08-02-2005, 03:40 PM

i'm just waiting for the screen captures of Jessica Biel

lindseylatch · 08-02-2005, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadistikdreams

Reprogrammed by lightning to become self aware...

Like Johnny Number 5.

haha! a Short Circuit reference! YES!

Yeah, Hollywood can't come up with original scripts. They're all remakes, or books, or stolen from other movie. The Island is from a movie called Clones.
I think the only original screenplays this year have been Star Wars III (Original is about the only good thing you could say...) and Madagascar (Which was frickin' HILARIOUS).

Redlemon · 08-09-2005, 08:49 AM

Let's see if I can hotlink this in from Shortpacked...

stevie667 · 08-09-2005, 01:20 PM

LMFAO!

*character fillage space*

FngKestrel · 08-09-2005, 03:16 PM

Hah, that is a funny comic.

Hain · 08-09-2005, 10:13 PM

That comic RULES!!!

I knew this movie was going to be a crap fest. So I came prepared by bringing only my best MST3K friends to yell various comments about SkyNet, HAL9000, and Bender. I think the best one, "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, Ben [Josh Lucas' character, I forgot too], I thought we had something... you said you loved me! And you want to bring that bitch in here!"

Or

"Sure, the multibillion dollar computer can download music, but I get my ass grilled by the RIAA for sampling Nightwish? Screw these guys, I'm building my own AI... with Blackjack ... and Hookers! And forget the Blackjack! And AI... Eh screw the whole damned thing."

Esoteric · 08-10-2005, 01:07 AM

Yeah, I'll be skipping this one as well. From what I saw of the previews the movie looked pretty bad. A plane that becomes self aware from a lightning strike and then turns evil! Sigh.

Confederate · 08-10-2005, 12:04 PM

It wasn't that bad. I know some of you people out there like to bash movies for the sake of making yourselves feel smarter, fine I can live with that. But for those of us out there that just want to go be entertained for ~2 hours it was a good flick. When I went to see this movie i knew i wasnt going to see an oscar winner, and I wasn't dissapointed. What I saw was decent acting, great effects, cheesy love side-story line, and a lot of action. Your basic summer action flick, and I liked it.

mystmarimatt · 08-10-2005, 12:31 PM

I don't know what you all mean. This wasn't a movie...It was a film. It was art. I would venture to guess that this was the greatest thing created by man in the history of the world. Period.

Uncultured swine.

08-01-2005, 08:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
crossova Psycho Location: new york	Stealth I was disappointed in this moive. Not that the topic left it open to ground breaking dialogue but it felt like it was only a 45min movie and 3 pilots seemed to be carbon copy images from previous fighter pilot movies. Jamie Foxx was a real let down, from Oscar winner to fighter pilot. It worked for Will Smith but not for you Mr. Foxx. The UPside, the special effects were really great and the dog fights were okay. It isnt much to go on...what was everyone else's opinions

08-01-2005, 06:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
Jesus Pimp The Original JizzSmacka	It's just a rip-off of Macross plus! __________________ Never date anyone who doesn't make your dick hard.

08-01-2005, 07:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
Suave Twitterpated Location: My own little world (also Canada)	A note about Foxx: he filmed this movie before he won the Oscar, so it's understandable that he would do it. __________________ "Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions." - Albert Einstein "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato

08-02-2005, 03:23 AM	#8 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Man, I haven't seen it yet and I already knew it was gonna be shit from the previews... An AI Fighter Jet? Comon guys, we already know that Hollywood is running out of ideas... __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

08-02-2005, 11:51 AM	#11 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Reprogrammed by lightning to become self aware... Like Johnny Number 5. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

08-01-2005, 01:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Wasn't as bad as the Island. They didn't let Hal's...oh I mean Eddie's character grow enough. The AI storyline requires depth to be a success.

08-01-2005, 02:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Roark Insane	I liked it sure it's not four stars but it was entertaining.. the ending though all I could think about was that they just blew up and killed a bunch of S. Korea guys but they're going to walk right through the gate and ask for asylum? Jessica Biel though was looking pretty badass though for sure.

08-01-2005, 06:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
Pragma I am Winter Born Location: Alexandria, VA	Those were N. Koreans there they killed at the guard shack - I recognize the flag from repeated playings of Mercenaries. The S. Korean flag is white with a logo in the middle.

08-01-2005, 11:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
Locobot is awesome!	I still refuse to believe this is a real movie.

08-02-2005, 08:41 AM	#10 (permalink)
Pragma I am Winter Born Location: Alexandria, VA	I saw it at the matinee show and it was amusing - it's not worth the evening price of movies around here (10$ or so), but for fairly cheap, it's a laugh. It's no Top Gun - both with respect to how realistic the planes act (and everything else), but it's entertaining.

08-02-2005, 12:19 PM	#12 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	I think on some level we're all hit by cinematic lightening at one point or another in our lives.....only some of us literally.

08-02-2005, 03:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
peeweesbigbong Tilted	i'm just waiting for the screen captures of Jessica Biel

08-09-2005, 08:49 AM	#15 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Let's see if I can hotlink this in from Shortpacked... __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

08-09-2005, 01:20 PM	#16 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	LMFAO! character fillage space __________________ Office hours have changed. Please call during office hours for more information.

08-09-2005, 03:16 PM	#17 (permalink)
FngKestrel Junkie	Hah, that is a funny comic.

08-09-2005, 10:13 PM	#18 (permalink)
Hain has a plan Location: middle of Whywouldanyonebethere	That comic RULES!!! I knew this movie was going to be a crap fest. So I came prepared by bringing only my best MST3K friends to yell various comments about SkyNet, HAL9000, and Bender. I think the best one, "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, Ben [Josh Lucas' character, I forgot too], I thought we had something... you said you loved me! And you want to bring that bitch in here!" Or "Sure, the multibillion dollar computer can download music, but I get my ass grilled by the RIAA for sampling Nightwish? Screw these guys, I'm building my own AI... with Blackjack ... and Hookers! And forget the Blackjack! And AI... Eh screw the whole damned thing."

08-10-2005, 01:07 AM	#19 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Yeah, I'll be skipping this one as well. From what I saw of the previews the movie looked pretty bad. A plane that becomes self aware from a lightning strike and then turns evil! Sigh. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

08-10-2005, 12:04 PM	#20 (permalink)
Confederate Death Leprechaun Location: College Station, TX	It wasn't that bad. I know some of you people out there like to bash movies for the sake of making yourselves feel smarter, fine I can live with that. But for those of us out there that just want to go be entertained for ~2 hours it was a good flick. When I went to see this movie i knew i wasnt going to see an oscar winner, and I wasn't dissapointed. What I saw was decent acting, great effects, cheesy love side-story line, and a lot of action. Your basic summer action flick, and I liked it.

08-10-2005, 12:31 PM	#21 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	I don't know what you all mean. This wasn't a movie...It was a film. It was art. I would venture to guess that this was the greatest thing created by man in the history of the world. Period. Uncultured swine. __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.