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Professor Henry Higgins: Why can't a woman be more like a man?
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Many good lines in movies come from the books from which they were adapted. This makes me hesistant to give the movie the credit, but I suppose the movie is what made the lines memorable. The lines: Princess Bride is full of great quotes. One of my favorites is: "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line." I can't believe that not even one Cohen Brothers quote made it onto the list. I) could list many off the top of my head. I'll just stick with The Big Lebowski: "You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. " "Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. " "That rug really tied the room together." |
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. " - Rutger Hauer - Bladerunner
"I have this condition. " - Memento "I would say that's that, mattress man. " - Punch Drunk Love "If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison. " - Office Space |
I think the lines people use with their buddies and family are the ones that I would nomnate. These are a few from regular use within our family converastion -
Caddyshack: " It's in the hole ..." "Night Putting - you know putting at night" "I'm late Danny, late for not bein pregnant"(in an Irish accent) Stripes: "I got the shit kicked out me in Wisconsin" "I swallowed alot of agression along with alot of pizzas" "Any you homos touch me, I'll kill ya, Any you homos call me Francis, I'll kill ya ... Take it easy Francis" Bugsy Malone: "Fargin Iceholes" "My bells were in a vise" "Summon-a-botching bastiches" Warriors: "Warriors, come out and play ..."(while clinking bottles, then getting an ass whooping) 48 hours: "I'm your worst nightmare, I'm a nigger with a badge" "Luther, that looked like it hurt" |
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"I believe you have my stapler." |
MAN HOW COULD I FORGET
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"The horror....oh the horror." Apocolypse Now :D
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Who could forget "Wheres the foetus going to gestate? in a box?" from Life of Brian |
Some quotes from Tremors (1990)
[Burt Gummer looks at the snake monster fought off with his "toys"] Burt Gummer: Guess you broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't ya! Valentine McKee: This valley is just one long smorgasbord. Valentine McKee: I can't believe we said no to free beer! Earl Bassett: Damn it, listen to me. I'm older and wiser. Valentine McKee: Yeah, well you're half right. |
I didn't see any Christopher Walken Quotes yet and wanted to add two:
1. This watch little man....I wore this uncomfortable hunk of metal in my ass for five years. I be damned if some greasy little gook is going to get his hands on your birthright. [pulp fiction] 2. We talked to yuour neighbors who saw a cadillac, a purple cadillac, Clarence's purple cadillac...so I ask you again, were is Clarence? [true romance] And one of my all time favorite scenes in any Monty Python movie. What...that, that just a flesh wound, chicken are we, well (hopping on one leg now), and after his finally limb is severed says...call it a draw shall we? I use that line all the time (call it a draw), in my fakest of english accents, and usually find great comfort and friendship in the rare individual who pegs it's orgin. -bear |
Army of Darkness:
Ash: "Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town." Arthur: "Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?" Ash: "Nope. Just me baby... Just me. " Ash: "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun. " |
That still only counts as one! - Gimli, LOTR:ROTK
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i cant believe that you guys forgot the motherof all quotes
"There is no spoon..." Morpheus, The Matrix and from AFI's video awards, when Ray Romano was quoted on #1, (Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn), he said "I think that "Frankly, my dear..." was the best quote because all the tension builds up and you're just waiting for him to say that because, you know, he was putting up with her crap for like... 4 1/2 hours..." I was on the floor laughing. |
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What about?.. Policeman: "Captain, Major Strasser has been shot!" Captain Renault: "Round up the usual suspects..." It's also my favourite movie. Mr Mephisto |
Spinal Tap:
Nigel Tufnel: "It goes to eleven." |
[QUOTE=bobophil]i cant believe that you guys forgot the motherof all quotes
"There is no spoon..." Morpheus, The Matrix[QUOTE] I did put that quote! For a different film tho! And wasn't it the little bald kid at the Oracles place who said it? :) |
nods to Princess Bride and Monty Python. Let me see if I can think of one that has not yet been referenced.
"William H. Bonny, you are not a god. Why don't you pull the trigger and find out?" Young Guns II "I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart, and I didn't even see it coming!" Dumb and Dumber "M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E" Full Metal Jacket "ELIAS!!" Platoon "I got Madonna's big dick going in one ear, Toby the Jap I don't know what coming in my other ear..." Reservoir Dogs |
"I got Madonna's big dick going in one ear, Toby the Jap I don't know what coming in my other ear..."
Reservoir Dogs[/QUOTE] also "You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize. " -Mr. White |
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Obviously. But give us a few of your specific favourites. |
almost any quote out of pulp fiction is a classic.
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From The Sting:
Johnny Hooker: Luther said I could learn some things from you. I already know how to drink. (two lines, but oh well) Johnny Hooker: Can you get a mob together? Henry Gondorff: After what happened to Luther, I don't think I can get more than two, three hundred guys. (after Johnny tells Henry they threatened to kill him) Henry Gondorff: Hell, kid, they don't do that, you know you're not getting to 'em Henry Gondorff: Glad to meet you, kid, you're a real horse's ass Louise Coleman: If I didn't know you better, I'd swear you had some class! Doyle Lonnegan: You see that fella in the red sweather over there? His name's Donnie McCoy. Works a few of the protection rackets for Cunnaro when he's waiting for something better to happen. Donnie and I have known each other since we were six. Take a good look at thtat face, Floyd. Because if he ever finds out I can be beat by one lousy grifter, I'll have to kill him and every other hood who wants to muscle in on my Chicago operation. |
Umm this isn't related to the thread, but Daoust quoted nirvana a minute before nirvana posted the quote...?
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Anyway, I've always been fond of "Run Forrest!! RUN!" There are so many that my sister and I quote that I don't want to list them here. Besides, they are probably only funny to us. |
A few favorites that will almost certainly never make any lists.
"how about a little necrophilia?" Brazil "don't laugh at me!!" Shakes the Clown " God said I'm gonna be alright .. but you're fucked" Braveheart .. sorry if thats not the exact quote. "Life is pain Princess, anyone who says otherwise is selling something." Princess Bride " I want more life, fucker." Bladerunner |
"...a pen. I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen." say anything
"You mess with the bull, you get the horns." breakfast club "Bueller? Bueller?" duh. "Dat's what I sayad 'a bootie twap'" goonies "Ooooooh, you got knocked the fuggout!" friday "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion" donnie darko "You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize." reservoir dogs "You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you." fight club "oh fer fook's sake" snatch |
"I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife." Mr. Green - Clue
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Time to revive an old thread. Saw the first "Batman" movie agian the other night and it reminded me of my favorite quote.
"Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!" |
"Groovy."
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Say hello to my little friend -- Scarface
more quotes from quote-friendly movies: quotes from Spinal Tap quotes from Raising Arizona quotes from The Godfather |
"you think that's air you're breathing?" -The Matrix
morpheus- "know what happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way." neo- "how do you know that?" morpheus- "because we are still alive". -Matrix Reloaded hmm.. thinkin of others |
"Well, we found his weakness...bullets!" from Mindhunters. The movie was awful and that quote captured the awfulness of it!
"You are so pretty on the outside but inside you are nothing but fluff. You are like a walking, talking marshmellow peep" from Latter Days |
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You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wannna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend. Al Pacino - Playing Tony Montana in Scarface Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never. Al Pacino - playing John Milton in The Devil's Advocate There's this beautiful girl just fucked me forty ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just fucked her. Little ol' me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?" Al Pacino - playing John Milton in The Devil's Advocate |
Geez...they really like Casablanca!
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"Dong, Where is my automobile??" - Sixteen Candles
"The main thing about money, Bud, is that it makes you do things you don't want to do." -Wallstreet |
"Danger always strikes when everything seems fine." -Seven Samurai
"What's the use of worrying about your beard when your head's about to be taken?" -Seven Samurai "I'm not dying yet. I have to kill quite a few men first." -Yojimbo "Dead men tell no lies." -Rashomon I'm a big Kurosawa fan. :D Edit: I guess they don't count, since it's the American Film Institute's list, but they're worth mentioning. |
"Inconcivable!"
Princess Bride "You don't get to tell me what to do anymore" Amercian Beauty "How many Docters are there on this planet?" K-Pax "Little Tommy Dagget! How I used to love to listen to you say you sweet prayers at night, and then you would jump right into bed, afraid I was under there waiting for you. And I was!" Prophicy |
"When soneone asks you if you are a God you say 'YES!'" - Ghostbusters
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