What lines didn't make the AFI top 100 list, but should have?
 

Link to the whole list.

I submit the following as more worthy than many on this list:

'Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God. "

"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. "

"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol? "

"You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY! "Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith, he's got some amusing anecodotes for you. Oh and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it." I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, "How can you stand it?" I'd say, "'Cause I've been with Del Griffith. I can take ANYTHING." You know what they'd say? They'd say, "I know what you mean. The shower curtain ring guy. Woah." It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back - you would. Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener! "

"Respect the cock" - Magnolia

I read through it twice, but maybe I'm missing it.

"Luke...I am your father."

One of the Star Wars.

It's a classic haha.

I can't believe they didn't include the Inigo Montoya line. I believe that was the number one movie line of all time according the readers of Entertainment Weekly.


Off the top of my head, the line I think should have made it is "They can take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!" from Braveheart. It's the king of the epic-war-movie-commander-giving-his-men-a-speech-before-the-final-showdown lines.

Actually the line is, "No, I am your father."

"They took the bar. The whole fucking bar!" Personal favorite of mine from Animal House.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon the." - Pulp Fiction

Now one of the most common known passages in the Bible because of this movie.

Always liked this one. ;)

Yippie Ki Yay Motherfucher

Die Hard

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
- The Usual Suspects

"Say what again"
Pulp Fiction

Gilda got one of the ones I'd have posted (the famous John Cusak line)

another one for me would be from Muriels Wedding
When I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and listen to ABBA songs. But since I've met you and moved to Sydney, I haven't listened to one Abba song. That's because my life is as good as an Abba song. It's as good as Dancing Queen.

Highlander (cant leave out my top 5 all time fav movie)
Ramirez:From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now.

I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.

Pacino baby:

"I'm out of order, I'm out of order.... you're out of order, the whole damn system is out of order"....... Pacino..... "And Justice For All"

"I'm dyin' over here. I'm goin' to Wisconsin."...... Pacino....... Dog Day Afternoon

"Fredo, I know it was you" ........... Pacino ............ GodfatherII

"Every time I feel like I am out they drag me right back in"......... Pacino..... GodfatherIII
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Steve Martin

"I want my fucking car right fucking now"....... Planes Trains and Automobiles

"I don't need anything, just this thermos and this chair and.... " The Jerk

"I'm a somebody, I'm in the phonebook." ........... The Jerk (may not be exact but very close and you get the idea)
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Old couple in Annie Hall when asked if they use anything to stimulate sex: "We use a vibrating egg."

Elwood - "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearin' sunglasses."

Jake - "Hit it"


That and...

"We're on a mission from God"

Airplane had THE best quotes
 

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines" Lloyd Bridges, Airplane.
"Surely, you jest." No, I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley." Robert Hayes, Leslie Neilsen, Airplane.
"Ever seen a grow man naked?" Peter Graves

Tyler Durden: Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear!



Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.


Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

"We were right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo! And someone was giving booze to these god damn things!" Raoul Duke, HST, Fear and loathing in las vegas

"The horror! The horror!"

"Bye bye, boys! Have fun storming the castle!"
"Think it'll work?"
"It'd take a miracle. Bye bye!"

"And we turn him into an anecdote, to dine out on, like we're doing right now. But it was an experience. I will not turn him into an anecdote. How do we keep what happens to us? How do we fit it into life without turning it into an anecdote, with no teeth, and a punch line you'll mouth over and over, years to come: 'Oh, that reminds me of the time that impostor came into our lives. Oh, tell the one about that boy.' And we become these human jukeboxes, spilling out these anecdotes. But it was an experience. How do we keep the experience?" (That one is Ouisa Kitteridge from Six Degrees of Separation which is one of the most brilliant films of our time. If you haven't seen it, see it. Will Smith just totally tears the screen up, and Stockard Channing and Donald Sutherland are excellent.)

You dissapoint me Ratbastid, I figured you would put in some Monty Python quotes.


So I put in the granddaddy of them all in your honor...

"Ni!"

I was thinking if the same movie, but different line:

That list tended to go for one liners, so some of the previous posters' paragraphs never would have made it....

"Are you going to bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?" - Reservoir Dogs.

"Let's get to work" - Reservoir Dogs

"I got a feeling that behind those jeans is something wonderful just waiting to get out." - Boogie Nights

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can." - Fight Club

"The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club." - Fight Club

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time." - Fight Club

"Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything " - Fight Club

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. " - Fight Club

I have to agree with Derwood. Fight Club was chock full of good lines, although this one:
...is by far the best.

Quotes from Aguirre, the wrath of God.
Don Lope de Aguirre: Perucho, don't you think the cannon might be a little bit rusty?
Perucho: It might.
Other memorable lines from Aguirre:
"That man is a head taller than me. That may change."
"If I, Aguirre, want the birds to drop dead from the trees, then the birds will drop dead from the trees. I am the wrath of God. The earth I pass will see me and tremble."
"I am the wrath of God, who else is with me?"

I was going to post some of the various Fight Club quotes... amazingly quotable.

Zuzu's Petals! Zuzu's Petals! - Jimmy Stewart - It's A Wonderful Life

To George Bailey, the richest man in Bedford Falls!! -- Harry Bailey - It's A Wonderful Life

Welcome to Sherwood! -- Eroll Flynn - The Adventures of Robin Hood 1938

Get away from her, you bitch! -- Sigourney Weaver - Aliens 1986

My name is Lester Burnham. I'm 42 years-old. In less than a year, I'll be dead -- Kevin Spacy - American Beauty 1999

Shut up and deal -- Shirley MacLaine - The Apartment 1960

Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king. Hail to the king, baby -- Bruce Campbell - Army of Darkness 1993

I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. -- Sterling Hayden - Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? -- Judd Nelson - The Breakfast Club

Whoa! -- Keanu Reeves - The Matrix

I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. -- John Cleese - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Talk hard! -- Christian Slater - Pump Up the Volume

There's nothing to do anymore. Everything decent's been done. All the great themes have been used up--turned into theme parks. -- Christian Slater - Pump Up the Volume

Being young is sometimes less fun than being dead. -- Christian Slater - Pump Up the Volume

Now, I'm depressed. Now, I feel like killing myself, but, luckily, I'm too depressed to bother. -- Christian Slater - Pump Up the Volume


(by the way... Pump Up the Volume was the Fight Club of its day...)

I'll buy that for a dollar! -- some guy in Robocop

Redrum! -- Tony - The Shining

We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it. -- Gene Wilder - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back..." The Big Lebowski

"We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open."--The Boondock Saints

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?"--Full Metal Jacket

"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."--Full Metal Jacket

"I love that word "relationship". Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship. A relationship based on the President taking exactly what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm... Britain. We may be a small country but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward, I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that."--Love Actually

"Let us go get the shit kicked out of us by love."--Love Actually

I know I missed a bunch of my favorites...alas, they'll have to wait till I'm actually awake and can remember.

"I stick my neck out for nobody." Rick Blaine, Casablanca

"If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon — and for the rest of your life." Rick Blaine, Casablanca

"There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade. Rick Blaine, Casablanca

"Mostly, I remember the last one, the wild finish. A guy standing on a station platform in the rain, with a comical look on his face, because his insides have been kicked out." Rick Blaine, Casablanca

Captain Louis Renault: "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"
Waiter: "Your winnings, sir."
Captain Louis Renault: "Thank you very much."

Captain Louis Renault: "What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?"
Rick Blaine: "My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters."
Captain Louis Renault: "The waters? What waters? We're in the desert."
Rick Blaine: "I was misinformed."

Rick Blaine: "I congratulate you."
Victor Lazlo: "What for?"
Rick Blaine: "Your work."
Victor Lazlo: "I try my best."
Rick Blaine: "We all try. You succeed."


Betcha can't guess my favorite movie. ;)

I forgot about that one

I laughed so hard when I read that, I snorted. Thanks, my co-workers already think I'm wierd.

Fair enough!

"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt!?"
"... I got better."

So many great Python moments are dialog, not single lines... Let's see:

"I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all the ordinary people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not. And I'm sick and tired of being told I am."

oh, come now ratbastid! The best line...
"strange women lying in ponds distributing
swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive
power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some
farcical aquatic ceremony."

well, you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

haha very good!

gilda, can I can't place some of your lines. can you give sources? One of my favs is:

"Fuck the bonus" - Rutger Hauer in D.O.A as he pulls the pin out of a handgrenade stuck in the mouth of bad guy he captured.

Janey: They are from, in order, The Princess Bride, Malice, Say Anything, Christmas Vacation, and Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

:lol:

And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high
saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with it
smash our enemies to tiny bits."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the
lambs, and stoats, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and
lima bean-

Off the top of my head:

"They mostly come out at night...mostly" - Newt, Aliens

"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!" - Honeybunny, Pulp Fiction

"There is no spoon." - Sarge, Dog Soldiers

"Crucifiction? Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each." - Life of Brian

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!" - Brian's Mum, Life of Brian

The whole 'fucking car' rant from Planes, Trains and Automobiles is movie writing gold.

Also how about:

"you are one ugly mother fucker" - Predator

"I havent got time to bleed" - Predator

Baby step onto the elevator............. ahhhhhhhhhhhh

What about Bob? What about Bob? He's never gone.....{Dr. Leo opens the door}
Is this some new therapy?

He's like human super glue

Oh Bob I have a new therapy it's called Death therapy.

America isn't easy. America is advanced citizenship. You've got to want it bad, because it's gonna put up a fight. It's gonna say, "You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil who is standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. You want to claim this land as the 'land of the free'? Then the symbol of your country cannot just be a flag. The symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest. Now show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms. Then you can stand up and sing about the 'land of the free.'"
The American President

Mrs. Henry Windle Vale: No member of the Vale family has ever had a nervous breakdown.
Dr. Jasquith: Well there's one having one now.
Now Voyager

I get sick when I fly because I'm afraid of crashing into a large mountain, I don't think Dramamine'll help.

A Few Good Men


Why do we need language?
To communicate...
Nooo! To woo women!
Dead Poet's Society

Ahh, God, I just saw him in a terrible movie, Crossworld. Horrible movie. Made no sense.

DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

MORTICIAN: Must be a king.
CUSTOMER: Why?
MORTICIAN: He hasn't got shit all over him.

A lot of those weren't so much the best quotes, but the most quotable. Like, shit we use in everyday speech.
A lot of them aren't that good out of context.

Those aren't PILLOWS!!! -- Steve Martin - Planes, Trains and Automobiles

I'm torn between:

"Say hello to my little friend!" ("Thay hallo do ma liddle fwiend!") or "O.K. I reloaded!" - both from Scarface.

Infact I'd put just about every line Al Pacino says in Scarface in my top 100.

"English Motherf*cker?! Do you speak it?" pulp fiction

"F*ckin' A" Officespace

"Goooooooooooooooood Mooooooooorning Vietnam!" forgot the movie

"You can DO IT!!!" rob schneider from various adam sandler movies

You just reminded me of one!

"If it bleeds, we can kill it." :thumbsup:

team america

dead poets society

Professor Henry Higgins: Why can't a woman be more like a man?
My Fair Lady

An aside:
Many good lines in movies come from the books from which they were adapted. This makes me hesistant to give the movie the credit, but I suppose the movie is what made the lines memorable.

The lines:
Princess Bride is full of great quotes. One of my favorites is:
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line."

I can't believe that not even one Cohen Brothers quote made it onto the list. I) could list many off the top of my head. I'll just stick with The Big Lebowski:

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. "

"Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. "

"That rug really tied the room together."

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. " - Rutger Hauer - Bladerunner

"I have this condition. " - Memento

"I would say that's that, mattress man. " - Punch Drunk Love

"If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison. " - Office Space

I think the lines people use with their buddies and family are the ones that I would nomnate. These are a few from regular use within our family converastion -

Caddyshack:
" It's in the hole ..."
"Night Putting - you know putting at night"
"I'm late Danny, late for not bein pregnant"(in an Irish accent)

Stripes:
"I got the shit kicked out me in Wisconsin"
"I swallowed alot of agression along with alot of pizzas"
"Any you homos touch me, I'll kill ya, Any you homos call me Francis, I'll kill ya ... Take it easy Francis"

Bugsy Malone:
"Fargin Iceholes"
"My bells were in a vise"
"Summon-a-botching bastiches"

Warriors:
"Warriors, come out and play ..."(while clinking bottles, then getting an ass whooping)

48 hours:
"I'm your worst nightmare, I'm a nigger with a badge"
"Luther, that looked like it hurt"

That and...

"I believe you have my stapler."

MAN HOW COULD I FORGET
 

(BOWS DOWN) :D

"The horror....oh the horror." Apocolypse Now :D

I'm assuming you are joking...

Who could forget "Wheres the foetus going to gestate? in a box?" from Life of Brian

Some quotes from Tremors (1990)

[Burt Gummer looks at the snake monster fought off with his "toys"]
Burt Gummer: Guess you broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't ya!

Valentine McKee: This valley is just one long smorgasbord.

Valentine McKee: I can't believe we said no to free beer!

Earl Bassett: Damn it, listen to me. I'm older and wiser.
Valentine McKee: Yeah, well you're half right.

I didn't see any Christopher Walken Quotes yet and wanted to add two:

1. This watch little man....I wore this uncomfortable hunk of metal in my ass for five years. I be damned if some greasy little gook is going to get his hands on your birthright.
[pulp fiction]
2. We talked to yuour neighbors who saw a cadillac, a purple cadillac, Clarence's purple cadillac...so I ask you again, were is Clarence? [true romance]

And one of my all time favorite scenes in any Monty Python movie.

What...that, that just a flesh wound, chicken are we, well (hopping on one leg now), and after his finally limb is severed says...call it a draw shall we?

I use that line all the time (call it a draw), in my fakest of english accents, and usually find great comfort and friendship in the rare individual who pegs it's orgin.

-bear

Army of Darkness:

Ash: "Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town."

Arthur: "Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?"
Ash: "Nope. Just me baby... Just me. "

Ash: "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun. "

That still only counts as one! - Gimli, LOTR:ROTK

Which is actually "The horror.....the horror" from "Heart of Darkness" by Joseph Conrad, but who's keeping score?

i cant believe that you guys forgot the motherof all quotes

"There is no spoon..." Morpheus, The Matrix

and from AFI's video awards, when Ray Romano was quoted on #1, (Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn), he said "I think that "Frankly, my dear..." was the best quote because all the tension builds up and you're just waiting for him to say that because, you know, he was putting up with her crap for like... 4 1/2 hours..." I was on the floor laughing.

Oh oh!

What about?..


Policeman: "Captain, Major Strasser has been shot!"
Captain Renault: "Round up the usual suspects..."


It's also my favourite movie.



Mr Mephisto

Spinal Tap:

Nigel Tufnel: "It goes to eleven."

[QUOTE=bobophil]i cant believe that you guys forgot the motherof all quotes

"There is no spoon..." Morpheus, The Matrix[QUOTE]

I did put that quote! For a different film tho!

And wasn't it the little bald kid at the Oracles place who said it? :)

nods to Princess Bride and Monty Python. Let me see if I can think of one that has not yet been referenced.

"William H. Bonny, you are not a god.
Why don't you pull the trigger and find out?"
Young Guns II

"I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart, and I didn't even see it coming!"
Dumb and Dumber

"M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E"
Full Metal Jacket

"ELIAS!!"
Platoon

"I got Madonna's big dick going in one ear, Toby the Jap I don't know what coming in my other ear..."
Reservoir Dogs

"I got Madonna's big dick going in one ear, Toby the Jap I don't know what coming in my other ear..."
Reservoir Dogs[/QUOTE]

also

"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize. "
-Mr. White

Obviously. But give us a few of your specific favourites.

almost any quote out of pulp fiction is a classic.

From The Sting:

Johnny Hooker: Luther said I could learn some things from you. I already know how to drink.


(two lines, but oh well)
Johnny Hooker: Can you get a mob together?
Henry Gondorff: After what happened to Luther, I don't think I can get more than two, three hundred guys.

(after Johnny tells Henry they threatened to kill him)
Henry Gondorff: Hell, kid, they don't do that, you know you're not getting to 'em

Henry Gondorff: Glad to meet you, kid, you're a real horse's ass

Louise Coleman: If I didn't know you better, I'd swear you had some class!

Doyle Lonnegan: You see that fella in the red sweather over there? His name's Donnie McCoy. Works a few of the protection rackets for Cunnaro when he's waiting for something better to happen. Donnie and I have known each other since we were six. Take a good look at thtat face, Floyd. Because if he ever finds out I can be beat by one lousy grifter, I'll have to kill him and every other hood who wants to muscle in on my Chicago operation.

Umm this isn't related to the thread, but Daoust quoted nirvana a minute before nirvana posted the quote...?

That happened to me yesterday as well....odd.

Anyway, I've always been fond of

"Run Forrest!! RUN!"

There are so many that my sister and I quote that I don't want to list them here. Besides, they are probably only funny to us.

A few favorites that will almost certainly never make any lists.

"how about a little necrophilia?" Brazil

"don't laugh at me!!" Shakes the Clown

" God said I'm gonna be alright .. but you're fucked" Braveheart .. sorry if thats not the exact quote.

"Life is pain Princess, anyone who says otherwise is selling something." Princess Bride

" I want more life, fucker." Bladerunner

"...a pen. I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen." say anything

"You mess with the bull, you get the horns." breakfast club

"Bueller? Bueller?" duh.

"Dat's what I sayad 'a bootie twap'" goonies

"Ooooooh, you got knocked the fuggout!" friday

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion" donnie darko

"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize." reservoir dogs

"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you." fight club

"oh fer fook's sake" snatch

"I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife." Mr. Green - Clue

Time to revive an old thread. Saw the first "Batman" movie agian the other night and it reminded me of my favorite quote.


"Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press?

This town needs an enema!"

"Groovy."

Evil Dead 2

Say hello to my little friend -- Scarface

more quotes from quote-friendly movies:

quotes from Spinal Tap

quotes from Raising Arizona

quotes from The Godfather

"you think that's air you're breathing?" -The Matrix

morpheus- "know what happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way."
neo- "how do you know that?"
morpheus- "because we are still alive". -Matrix Reloaded

hmm.. thinkin of others

"Well, we found his weakness...bullets!" from Mindhunters. The movie was awful and that quote captured the awfulness of it!

"You are so pretty on the outside but inside you are nothing but fluff. You are like a walking, talking marshmellow peep" from Latter Days

Ones that I enjoy:

You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wannna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend.
Al Pacino - Playing Tony Montana in Scarface


Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.
Al Pacino - playing John Milton in The Devil's Advocate


There's this beautiful girl just fucked me forty ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just fucked her. Little ol' me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
Al Pacino - playing John Milton in The Devil's Advocate

Geez...they really like Casablanca!

"Dong, Where is my automobile??" - Sixteen Candles

"The main thing about money, Bud, is that it makes you do things you don't want to do." -Wallstreet

"Danger always strikes when everything seems fine." -Seven Samurai

"What's the use of worrying about your beard when your head's about to be taken?" -Seven Samurai

"I'm not dying yet. I have to kill quite a few men first." -Yojimbo

"Dead men tell no lies." -Rashomon

I'm a big Kurosawa fan. :D

Edit: I guess they don't count, since it's the American Film Institute's list, but they're worth mentioning.

"Inconcivable!"
Princess Bride
"You don't get to tell me what to do anymore"
Amercian Beauty
"How many Docters are there on this planet?"
K-Pax

"Little Tommy Dagget! How I used to love to listen to you say you sweet prayers at night, and then you would jump right into bed, afraid I was under there waiting for you. And I was!"
Prophicy

"When soneone asks you if you are a God you say 'YES!'" - Ghostbusters

"Do not try and bend the spoon, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the Truth...there is no spoon. Only then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends...it is only yourself." ~ Matrix

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." ~ Princess Bride

"We have both kinds. Country, AND Western. " ~ Blues Bros.

"Ray: Soon as that car leaves in the morning, I'm going over the fence and I'm not coming back until I find a dead body." ~ The Burbs

"So now that you're dead, what do you plan on doing with the rest of your life?" ~ Heathers

Chris: "Kent's got his name on his license plate."
Mitch: "My mother does that with my underwear."
Chris: "Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?" ~ Real Genius

I was gonna post this one, but I see it's already been posted.

"English, Motherfucker! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT? "

"Its the one that says bad mother fucker on it"

Both from pulp fiction

"I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear"

"Put your fuckin' mouth on the curb...
Put it on the curb right now!
Now say good night. "
(not so much the line, but i needed something to sum up that scene)

Both from American History X

"Well, I appreciate your directness, Daryll and I will try to be as direct and honest with you as I possibly can be. In the short time I've known you, you have demonstrated every undesirable quality of the male personality, and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded. You're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid. You have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick." ~ Witches of Eastwick

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
 

"once it hits your lips!" Will ferrel Old School
"Did you do the motor boat? brrrrrr. you did the motor boat didnt you, you old sailor you!" Vince Vaughn Wedding crashers
"This is my rifle this is my gun, this is for fighting this is for fun" master Gunnery sargent Full Metal Jaket
"Your my boy blue!, your my boy!" will ferrel Old school

from Blade Runner

Holden: Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
Leon: My mother?
Holden: Yeah.
Leon: Let me tell you about my mother.
[Shoots him]
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Batty: Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
--
Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

--

From The Crow

[after shooting the crow]
Top Dollar: Quick impression for you: Caw! Caw! Bang! Fuck, I'm dead!
--
Funboy: Jesus Christ!
Eric Draven: Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. (Fun Boy shoots him) Ow! He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks... (Fun Boy shoots him again)
Funboy: Don't you ever fuckin' die?
Eric Draven: Can you put me up for the night?
--

From A Clockwork Orange

[last lines]
Alex: I was cured, all right!
--

From Sin City

Dwight: Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena, taking his sword to other gladiators like him. They woulda tossed him girls like Nancy back then.
--
Marv: Is that the best you can do, you pansies
--

From The Empire Strikes Back

Han Solo: Chewie. This can't help me. There'll be another time. The Princess. You have to take care of her. All right?
[Leia and Han shares a passionate kiss before Han is dragged towards the freezing chamber by the imperials]
Princess Leia: I love you.
Han Solo: I know.

"It's all in the reflexes." Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China.

"Doobie Doob," Dim from A Clockwork Orange
"Shut the fuck up Donny!" Walter from The Big Lebowski

What, nothing from Tombstone, the most quotable movie of all.

"Well, are you gonna do something about it or just stand there and bleed?" - Wyatt Earp

"You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me? " - Wyatt again

Johnny Ringo: [Ringo steps up to Doc] And you must be Doc Holliday.
Doc Holliday: That's the rumor.

Billy Clanton: You know? Stephen Foster. "Oh, Susannah", "Camptown Races". Stephen stinking Foster.
Doc Holliday: Ah, yes. Well, this happens to be a nocturne.
Billy Clanton: A which?
Doc Holliday: You know, Frederic fucking Chopin.


Johnny Ringo: You retired too?
Doc Holliday: Not me. I'm in my prime

Doc Holliday: Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.
Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play For Blood" - remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.

And virtually everything from Snatch.

Customs official: Do you have anything to declare, sir?
Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.

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Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

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Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

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Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean, "Look in the dog"?
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not a fucking tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?


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[Sol is holding 2 pistols]
Vinny: What do you mean, Replicas?
Sol: They look the shit, don't they? And no one is going to argue. I've got some extra loud blanks just in case.
Vinny: Oh, in case we have to deafen them to death?

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Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

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Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again.

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Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.

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Turkish: Well, do you want to do it?
Mickey: That depends.
Turkish: On what?
Mickey: On you buying this caravan. Not the rouge one, the rose.
Turkish: It's not the same caravan.
Mickey: It's not the same fight.
Turkish: It's twice the fucking size of the last one.
Mickey: Turkish, the fight is twice the size. And me ma still needs a caravan. I like to look after me ma. It's a fair deal. Take it.
Turkish: Mickey, you're lucky we aren't worm food after your last performance. Buying a tart's mobile palace is a little fucking rich.
[Realizes his mistake]
Turkish: I wasn't calling your mum a tart. I just meant...
Mickey: Save your breath for cooling your porridge. Hey, look
[starts talking incoherently]
Mickey: Right. And she's terribly partial to the periwinkle blue. Have I made myself clear, lads?
Turkish: Yeah, that's perfectly clear, Mickey. Just give me one minute to confer with my colleague.
[to Tommy]
Turkish: Did you understand a single word of what he just said?

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Avi: I'm gettin' heartburn. Tony, do something terrible.

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Mickey: I bet ya can box a little, can't ya sir? Aye, you look like a boxer.

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Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.

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Avi: You got a toothbrush? We're going to London. Do you hear that, Doug? I'm coming to London.
[Avi arrives in London]
Doug the Head: Avi.
Avi: Sit down and shut up, you big, bald fuck. I don't like leaving my country Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.
Doug the Head: Avi, we have sandy beaches...
Avi: So? Who the fuck wants to see 'em?

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Bullet Tooth Tony: Avi, pull your socks up.

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Avi: Eighty-six carats.
Rosebud: Where?
Avi: London.
Rosebud: London?
Avi: London.
Gemologist: London?
Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

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Turkish: You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.

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Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.

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Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?

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Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.

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Brick Top: If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. And if you ever interrupt me whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your fucking jacobs off.

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Tommy: Who took the jam outta your doughnut?
Turkish: You took the fucking jam outta my doughnut, Tommy, you.

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Brick Top: I don't care if he's Muhammad I'm hard Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.

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[Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]
Tyrone: I didn't see it.
Vinny: It's a two fucking ton van Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of fucking peanuts now is it?
Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. When you reverse, things come at you from behind.

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Turkish: What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?
Sausage Charlie: Five minutes, Turkish.
Turkish: It was two minutes five minutes ago.

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Turkish: I fail to recognize the correlation between "losing 10K", "hospitalizing gorgeous" and "a good deal".

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Turkish: [looks at the caravan] Look at it. How am I suppose to run this thing from that? We'll need a proper office. I want a new one, Tommy. You're going to buy it for me.
Tommy: Why me?
Turkish: Well, you know about caravans.
Tommy: How's that?
Turkish: You spent a summer in one, which means you know more than me. And I don't want to have my pants pulled down over the price.
Tommy: What's wrong with this one?
Turkish: [Pulls the caravan's door from its hinges] Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tiptop. I'm just not sure about the colour.

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Brick Top: Gimme that fucking shooter.
Pikey: I'll give you that fucking shooter you cunt hair.
[Blam. Blam]

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Policeman: So, what you doin here?
Turkish: I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
Policeman: What's in the car?
Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel.

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Mickey: Good dags. D'ya like dags?
Tommy: Dags?
Mickey: What?
Mrs. O'Neil: Yeah, dags.
Tommy: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.

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Tyrone: I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Vinny: Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.

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Turkish: I'm sorry, Mickey.
Mickey: Did ya do it? Then why are ya sorry?

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[His fighter has just been knocked out]
Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top: You'll have to say that again, I don't think I heard you?
Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top: How could you lose him, he's not a set of car keys. It's not like he's incon-fucking-spicuous.

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[Pricing a diamond for Bad Boy Lincoln]
Sol: No, it's a moissanite.
Bad Boy Lincoln: A what-a-nite?
Sol: A moissanite is an artificial diamond, Lincoln. It's Mickey Mouse, man. Spurious. Not genuine. And it's worth... Fuck-all.

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Bullet Tooth Tony: You better not be tellin' me porky pies.

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Turkish: ...I can't make him fight, can I?
Brick Top: You're not much use to me alive are you.

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Errol: Fuckface, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?
Turkish: Fuckface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm crawling off yer mum.

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Turkish: Well the rabbit gets fucked.
Tommy: [pauses] Proper fucked?
Turkish: Yes, before "Zee Germans" get there.

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Mickey: Ya got a good kick fer a fat fella.
Gorgeous George: You better stay down.
[throws Mickey into a wooden fence]

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Turkish: [voice over] Boris the Blade, or Boris "the Bullet Dodger." As bent as the Soviet's sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's impossible to kill the bastard.

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[Doug sees four Jewish kids smoking]
Doug the Head: What are you doing?
Jewish Boy: [spits] It's a free country isn't it?
Doug the Head: Well it isn't a free shop is it? So fuck off.

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Mickey: The deal was you bought it like you saw it. Hey, look, I've helped you as much as I'm going to help you. See that car? Just use it for you're not welcome anymore. You should fuck off now while you still got the legs to carry you.
Gorgeous George: Nobody.
Mickey: Nobody brings a fella the size of you unless they're trying to say something without talking, right?
Tommy: Sorry, Mickey. Just give our money back and you can keep the caravan.
Mickey: Why the fuck do I want a caravan that's got no fucking wheels? You want to settle this with a fight?
Mrs. O'Neil: Over my dead body! Now, go on! Go on! I'll not have you fighting, Mickey! You know what happens when you fight.
Mickey: Get her to sit down. For fuck's sake! Want the money? I ain't fucked you. I'll fight you for it. You and me.

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[after hearing about Bullet-Tooth Tony surviving after being shot six times]
Cousin Avi: Six times.
Doug the Head: In one sitting.

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Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

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Bullet Tooth Tony: I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window. What does it look like I'm doin'?

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Sol: You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?

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Turkish: [Narrating] This is Tommy. He tells people he's named after a gun, but I know he's named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.

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Brick Top: [referring to Tommy] Turkish, put a lead on him.

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Turkish: [Tommy has a gun in his trousers] what's to stop it blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?

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Turkish: Now, I know he looks like a fat fucker... well, he is a fat fucker...

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Tommy: Are you sayin' I can't shoot?
Turkish: no Tommy, I'm not saying you can't shoot, I know you can't shoot, I'm just sayin' it'd probably do him more damage if you fed it to him.

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Turkish: Have you ever crossed the road, and looked the wrong way?
[and]
Turkish: a car's nearly on you? So what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn't flash before you, cos you're too fuckin' scared to think - you just freeze and pull a stupid face.

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Turkish: Not many people are named after plane crashes

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Sol: What the fuck is that?
Vinny: Heh heh. This, is a shotgun Sol.
Sol: It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun Vincent.
Vinny: So, I wanna raise some pulses don't I?
Sol: You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses.

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[after cleaning out Turkish's Safe]
Brick Top: He's been quite a busy bastard that Turkish.
Errol: I think you've let him get away with enough, Gov'nor
Brick Top: It'll get you in a lot of trouble thinking, Errol. I wouldn't do too much of it.

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Vinny: Bad Boy, I keep telling you: 'Stick to being a gangster.' Leave this business to me 'n Sol.

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[while robbing the bookies]
Sol: Are you all right there Vincent?
Vinny: I would be if you stopped using my name.

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Rosebud: Get me to a doctor. Shoot that fuck. Then get me to a doctor.
Cousin Avi: Well get you to a nice Jewish doctor Ross. Find my friend a nice Jewish doctor.

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Brick Top: Get your tongue out of my arse there Gary. Dogs do that. You're not a dog are ya Gary?
Gary: No Mr. Poford, I'm not.
Brick Top: Well you got every aspect of a dog. Except loyalty.
[Errol zaps Gary]
Turkish: [Voice over] Brick Top's way of doing business is with a stun gun, a plastic bag, a roll of tape, and a pack of hungry pigs.
Brick Top: You're a devilish little cunt there Liam. But I got no time for grassers. Feed 'em to the pigs Errol. What the fuck are you two looking at?

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Mullet: What are you doing Tony?
Bullet Tooth Tony: Driving with you head stuck in my window. What do you think I'm doing?

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Chinese guy: I shoot you, you go down.

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[Bullet Tooth Tony is driving down the street with Mullet's head stuck in his window]
Tommy: You 'bin usin' dog shit fer toothpaste, Mullet?

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Brick Top: It was a rhetorical question Errol. What have I told you about thinking?

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Cousin Avi: Who's Bullet Tooth...
Chinese Guy: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: You silly fuck.

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Gorgeous George: This is going to get messy.

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Gorgeous George: Get back down or you will not be coming up next time.
[watches as Mickey warms up]
Gorgeous George: Oh, bollocks to you. This is sick. I'm out of here.
Mickey: You're not going anywhere, you thick lump.
[Pulls off his shirt]
Mickey: You stay until the job's done.
[kisses his good luck charms and knocks Gorgeous out with a single punch]
Turkish: [narrating] It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail. Right now that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes Tommy knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the gypsies go through the trouble explaining why a man died in their campsite? Not when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp. It's not like they got social security numbers, is it? Tommy, 'The Tit', is praying. And if he isn't he fucking should be.

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Boris: Drop the gun, fat boy.

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Sol: He's a natural, ain't you Tyrone?
Tyrone: 'course I am...
[reverses into parked van]
Vinny: A natural fucking idiot.

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Turkish: It's an unlicensed boxing match. It's not a tickling competition. These lads are out to hurt each other.

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Brick Top: Of course, fucking of course.

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Sol: I'm not in here to make a fucking bet.
Female Bookie: 'Preciate it, but all... bets... are... off. If all bets are off, then there can't be any money can't there?
Sol: I'm not fucking buying that.
Female Bookie: Well that's handy, 'cause I ain't fucking selling it.

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Turkish: You aren't exactly Mister Current Affairs are you, Tommy? "Mad Fist" went mad, and "The Gun," shot himself.


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Tommy: What if Mickey knocks the other guy out?
Turkish: Then I reckon we get murdered before we leave the building, and we get fed to the pigs.
Tommy: Well, I'm glad to see you're climbing the walls in fucking anxiety.

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Turkish: Well, why didn't you "bust a cap in his ass," Tommy?

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Bullet Tooth Tony: A bookie's got blagged last night.
Avi: Blagged? Do me a favor, Tony, speak English. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.

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Vinny: Now I don't want to put a bullet in your face, but if you don't give us *exactly what we want, there will be murders.
Bullet Tooth Tony: (To Tyrone) What's your name?
Sol: Shoot him.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Ooh.

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Franky Four Fingers: So the biblical scholars mis-translated the Hebrew word for "young woman" into the Greek word for "virgin," which was a pretty easy mistake to make, since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But back then it was the "virgin" that caught people's attention. It's not every day a virgin conceives and bears a son. So you keep that for a couple of hundred years, and the next thing you know, you have the Roman Catholic church.

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Doug the Head: Avi, I'm not telepathic.
Cousin Avi: Well you're plenty fucking stupid, I'll tell you that? Do you know why they call him Franky "Four Fingers" Doug? Because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people, and when he doesn't pay up, they give him te chop. And I'm not talking about his fucking fore-skin either.

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Cousin Avi: Did he have a case on him?
Doug the Head: Yes.
Cousin Avi: And this schmuck is gambling?
Doug the Head: Yes, well what's the problem?
Cousin Avi: We're talking about Franky "I've got a problem with gambling" fucking Four Fingers Doug.


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[standing over Franky's body]
Bad Boy Lincoln: What has he got a tea cozy on his head for?
Sol: [sarcastic] To keep his head warm.
Bad Boy Lincoln: Well, what's the matter with him?
Vinny: He's been shot in the face, Lincoln. I would have that would be obvious.



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Sol: You are a bad-boy yardie, and bad-boy yardies are supposed to know how to get rid of bodies.
Bad Boy Lincoln: I create the bodies. I don't erase the bodies.

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Franky Four Fingers: I have stones to sell, fat to chew, and many different men to see about many different ducks, so if I am not rushing you...
Doug the Head: Slow down, Franky, my son. When in Rome...
Franky Four Fingers: I am not in Rome, Doug. I am in a rush.

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Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: Give me the stone.
Vinny: [pointing] It's in the case.
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: What?
[takes out his earplugs]
Vinny: It's in the case!
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: You put the stone in the case? Then open the case and give me the stone.
Sol: The only man who knew the combination... you just shot.

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Turkish: For ever action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction... is quite a fucking thing.

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[repeated line]
various characters: [regarding Boris The Blade] Sneaky fuckin' Russian.

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Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: You can keep the 10 grand, along with the body. But if I see you again - YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! - Well, look at him.

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Errol: We're in, boss.
Brick Top: Goody gumdrops. Fetch us a cup of tea, will ya?

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Gorgeous George: It's a camp site, a pikey campsite...
Tommy: Ten points.
Gorgeous George: What we doing here?
Tommy: We're buying a caravan.
Gorgeous George: Off a pack of fuckin' pikeys? What's wrong with you? This will get messy?
Tommy: Nah, not if you're here.
Gorgeous George: Oh, you bastard! I fuckin' hate pikeys!

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Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: [after killing Frankie] You fucking idiots. He could not know my name.

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Bullet Tooth Tony: [Madonna's "Lucky Star" comes on on the radio] Oh, I love this track.

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[repeated line]
Tommy, Gorgeous George, Bricktop's Henchman: I fuckin' hate Pikeys.

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Tommy: The human body hasn't got used to dairy products yet.
Turkish: Well fuck me Tommy. What have you been reading?

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Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: [referring to Tommy's gun] Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.

The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)

Lady Marian Fitzswalter: Why, you speak treason!
Robin Hood: Fluently.
--
from Highlander

Ramirez: [narrating] From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now.
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Connor MacLeod: I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.
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from The Rocketeer

Cliff Secord: [donning the Rocketeer helmet] How do I look?
Peevy: Like a hood ornament.

"Shotgun anus!"- Harold and Kumar

"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."-Dawn of the Dead (1978)

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"

"i'll have what she's having..." -- When Harry Met Sally

:)

Sweetpea