When you pray at night, whose sex tape do you ask God to leak...
 

Just curious, if you had one wish, and the stipulation was that your wish had to be specifically for one person to have made a very explicit sex tape and that it would be leaked onto the internet for all to see, who would that person be?

I'll save mine after some responses...

Oprah! ;) :D :thumbsup:

Jessica Alba, but I'd certainly settle for Natalie Portman.

And this is a tough one, but I think you'd get more responses in Tilted Sexuality or the Members forum instead.

Mother Teresa and Rosie O'donnel... together...

Not to watch, just to watch the horror as it spread...

Mother Teresa? That's a bit tasteless.

I'd vote for Angelina Jolie, but I also like the idea of Jennifer Garner, Nathalie Portman or Jessic Alba.

Or, maybe all four, in a hot girl on girl shag-fest?


Mr Mephisto

Holy shit, hahaha that's the first thing I thought before I clicked this thread.

:lol:

Someone who is a wise-ass, someone that would be having fun in bed. I'm thinking perhaps someone like Jenny McCarthy, I have no idea what she's up to these days (has she gone Anna Nicole batshit?), so it might have to be an old tape.

shania twain, mmmm lol

It's more like I pray that the one I made, does not make it out.

Jennifer Garner.

I've seen her so many times with so little on, i want to see the rest of it damnit! :D

Good question, if i am actually praying for one to leak out it would have to be of a cutie but one that doesnt automatically give off the sexpot vibe...like Oprah lol. But i would pick...
Kelly Clarkson (she got a nice curve to her)
Other nominees... Mariah Carey, Xtina Aguilera

hyori lee, she's a korean singer... hot as hell.

There was a rumor about a Paige Davis (from Trading Spaces) tape floating around. I'd like to see that one.

And of course, Alyson Hanigan. After BOR is done with it of course.

I don't think that was anything more than Paige Davis Stripping.

I would say a former co-worker, but I wouldn't want her to go through having the video leaked to millions.

So, since I know none of these people personally and wouldn't feel (too) bad for them:
Probably Katie Holmes

But if it's not in the cards, I'll be praying for Natalie Portman, Jennifer Garner, Scarlet Johannsen, Kate Beckinsale, or Evangeline Lilly (Kate from "Lost")

Angelina Jolie would certainly be a treat.

It would have to be someone you could picture being very "active" in the festivities. Jessica Simpson, for example, is hot as hell, but I picture her being one of those "lay back and let him do the work" kind of girls.

Other fun ones would be Jenny McCarthy (in interviews she basically admits she is a total slut in bed), Madonna and Christina Aguilera.

Amber Brkich wouldn't be too shabby either.

I totally forgot but the actress who played Seven of Nine on Star Trek's Voyager.

I would have to say Anna K.

Jeri Ryan. Good call.

I'll add: Katie Holmes.

MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmonica Belluci. Yowzah! That would be cool.

Also Carmen Electra, Natalie Portman, Anna K., Britney Spears (yes. I said it.)

And I have to say Christina Aguillera as well.

Surprised no one's said Lindsay Lohan yet....

new lindsay lohan or old lindsay lohan?

You'll have to forgive me: I'm 31 years old and therefore hopelessly out of touch. I saw "Mean Girls" last weekend. Is that new or old Lindsay Lohan? Cause she was pretty cute. I don't know about "praying for a sex tape" cute, but...

Does Lindsay Lohan really have artifical boobs?

Hrm.... Matthew McConaughey (huminia huminia huminia). And yeah, if well done (and what of hers isn't?) Oprah could be interesting... educational for the "over 50" crowd if nothing else.

If Martel was in a sex tape that was running the gamut I'd be *SO PROUD*!

"Everyone is saying Angelenia Jolie, which would be interesting for educational purposes" -Martel

That would be the old Lindsay. The new one is an anorexic stick figure...gross.

Ok, if you insist, I'll add Brooke Burke. I think she'd be wild-on in bed! And maybe a supermodel for kicks...hmmm..........Heidi Klum.

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz. It'd be interesting hearing the higher-pitched moans coming from the guy for once.

Mine.




*wink*

lol. Cameron would have to tell him to 'man up'. :p

had to add a few more choices -

Katherine Zeta Jones (w/o Michael Douglas)
Kobe's wife (w/o Kobe)

Eva Longoria
J. Lo
Brook Burns
or Jennifer Love Hewitt

gwen stefani......mmmmmm

Lindsay Lohan
Katie Holmes

DIANE LANE!!!!

come on people!!

I second that Jessica Alba. Before she was blonde, though.
I'd like to add:
Hilarie Burton (of The WB's One Tree Hill. Poor show, beautiful Hilarie)
Catherine Bell (of JAG)
Jolene Blalock (of Enterprise)
Cate Blanchett

a bunch of local girls. gawd there are some great looking gals here.

1st being the one from the gym.


yum

Just saw 'The Girl Next Door', so I'll pick Elisha Cuthbert.

Va-va-va-voom!

I'll second that.

(and I know analog will agree)

On a tangent: I hate that movie.

I need to add Jennifer Connely.. yup.. she'd be great

This is a tough one. I can't really pick one.

Angelina Jolie
Salma Hayek
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Milla Javovich
Natalie Portman

Lynda Carter when she was Wonder Woman - yes I know I am showing my age and it will go over peoples head. Also Carrie Fisher when she was Princess Leia. As for new people I think Charlotte Church would be interesting, and Linda Cardellini the blonde ER babe.