The Number of Fucks In Deadwood
 

Actually, i thought cocksucker ranked right up there as well. :D Still the best show on TV, hands down.

http://thewvsr.com/deadwood.htm


The Number of Fucks In Deadwood
HBO's series Deadwood had a reputation for salty dialogue even before the first episode aired. It was nearly impossible, they said, to keep count of the number of f-words spoken during each program. We took it as a challenge.

Total fucks in series: 1406
Cumulative series FPM: 1.41

Total fucks in Season Two: 575
Average fucks per episode: 95.8
Cumulative Season Two FPM: 1.78

Total fucks in Season One: 831
Average fucks per episode: 69.3
Cumulative Season One FPM: 1.23



Episode Eighteen "Something Very Expensive"

Fucks per ten minute segment

Minutes 0 thru 9: 7
Minutes 10 thru 19: 20
Minutes 20 thru 29: 26
Minutes 30 thru 39: 17
Minutes 40 thru 49: 23
Minutes 50 thru 57: 5

Total fucks in Episode Eighteen: 98
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.72

*57 minute episode

Cumulative fucks in series: 1406
Cumulative FPM: 1.41

Total cocksuckers in Episode Eighteen: 9
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 10.9 : 1

Episode Seventeen "Complications"

Fucks per ten minute segment

Minutes 0 thru 9: 11
Minutes 10 thru 19: 6
Minutes 20 thru 29: 17
Minutes 30 thru 39: 49
Minutes 40 thru 49: 29
Minutes 50 thru 57: 9

Total fucks in Episode Seventeen: 121
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 2.12

*57 minute episode

Cumulative fucks in series: 1308
Cumulative FPM: 1.39

Total cocksuckers in Episode Seventeen: 6
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 20.1 : 1

Episode Sixteen "Requiem For A Gleet"

Fucks per ten minute segment

Minutes 0 thru 9: 5
Minutes 10 thru 19: 20
Minutes 20 thru 29: 11
Minutes 30 thru 39: 18
Minutes 40 thru 49: 21
Minutes 50 thru 52: 13

Total fucks in Episode Sixteen: 88
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.69

*52 minute episode

Cumulative fucks in series: 1187
Cumulative FPM: 1.34

Total cocksuckers in Episode Sixteen: 14
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 6.3 : 1

Episode Fifteen "New Money"

Fucks per ten minute segment

Minutes 0 thru 9: 6
Minutes 10 thru 19: 1
Minutes 20 thru 29: 24
Minutes 30 thru 39: 19
Minutes 40 thru 49: 26
Minutes 50 thru 58: 15

Total fucks in Episode Fifteen: 91
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.57

*58 minute episode

Cumulative fucks in series: 1099
Cumulative FPM: 1.32

Total cocksuckers in Episode Fifteen: 8
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 11.4 : 1

Episode Fourteen "A Lie Agreed Upon, Part 2"

Fucks per ten minute segment

Minutes 0 thru 9: 11
Minutes 10 thru 19: 19
Minutes 20 thru 29: 16
Minutes 30 thru 39: 36
Minutes 40 thru 50: 29

Total fucks in Episode Fourteen: 111
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 2.22

*50 minute episode

Cumulative fucks in series: 1008
Cumulative FPM: 1.30

Total cocksuckers in Episode Fourteen: 15
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 7.4 : 1

Episode Thirteen "A Lie Agreed Upon, Part 1"

Fucks per ten-minute segment

Minutes 0 thru 9: 4
Minutes 10 thru 19: 20
Minutes 20 thru 29: 16
Minutes 30 thru 39: 22
Minutes 40 thru 49: 4

Total fucks in Episode Thirteen: 66
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.35

*49 minute episode

Cumulative fucks in series: 897
Cumulative FPM: 1.24

Total cocksuckers in Episode Thirteen: 8
Ratio of fucks to cocksuckers: 8.25 : 1

Season One Recap

Episode Twelve "Sold Under Sin"

Fucks per ten-minute segment

Minutes 0 thru 9: 1
Minutes 10 thru 19: 18
Minutes 20 thru 29: 6
Minutes 30 thru 39: 10
Minutes 40 thru 49: 2
Minutes 50 thru 60: 4

Total fucks in Episode Twelve: 41
Fucks per minute (FPM): 0.683

Cumulative fucks in series: 831
Cumulative FPM: 1.23

Episode Eleven "Jewel's Boot Is Made For Walking"

Fucks per ten-minute segment

Minutes 0 thru 9: 7
Minutes 10 thru 19: 7
Minutes 20 thru 29: 11
Minutes 30 thru 39: 13
Minutes 40 thru 49: 6
Minutes 50 thru 60: 59

Total fucks in Episode Eleven: 103
Fucks per minute (FPM): 1.72

Cumulative fucks in series: 790
Cumulative FPM: 1.28

Episode Ten "Mr. Wu"

Fucks per ten-minute segment

Minutes 0 thru 9: 10
Minutes 10 thru 19: 19
Minutes 20 thru 29: 26
Minutes 30 thru 39: 48
Minutes 40 thru 49: 27
Minutes 50 thru 54: 3

Total fucks in Episode Ten: 133
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 2.46

*54 minute episode

Cumulative fucks in series: 687
Cumulative FPM: 1.24

Episode Nine "No Other Sons Or Daughters"

Fucks per ten-minute segment

Minutes 0 thru 9: 9
Minutes 10 thru 19: 22
Minutes 20 thru 29: 11
Minutes 30 thru 39: 31
Minutes 40 thru 49: 2
Minutes 50 thru 58: 13

Total fucks in Episode Nine: 88
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.52

*58 minute episode

Cumulative fucks in series: 554
Cumulative FPM: 1.11

Episode Eight "Suffer The Little Children"

Fucks per ten-minute segment

Minutes 0 thru 9: 18
Minutes 10 thru 19: 26
Minutes 20 thru 29: 8
Minutes 30 thru 39: 11
Minutes 40 thru 49: 24
Minutes 50 thru 55: 5

Total fucks in Episode Eight: 92
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.67

*55 minute episode

Cumulative fucks in series: 466
Cumulative FPM: 1.05

Episode Seven "Bullock Returns To The Camp"

Fucks per ten-minute segment

Minutes 0 thru 9: 3
Minutes 10 thru 19: 21
Minutes 20 thru 29: 10
Minutes 30 thru 39: 8
Minutes 40 thru 50: 25

Total fucks in Episode Seven: 67
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.34

*50 minute episode

Cumulative fucks in series: 374
Cumulative FPM: 0.964

Episode Six "Plague"

Fucks per ten-minute segment

Minutes 0 thru 9: 4
Minutes 10 thru 19: 19
Minutes 20 thru 29: 12
Minutes 30 thru 39: 23
Minutes 40 thru 49: 10
Minutes 50 thru 51: 9

Total fucks in Episode Six: 77
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.51

*51 minute episode

Cumulative fucks in series: 307
Cumulative FPM: 0.908

Episode Five "The Trial Of Jack McCall"

Fucks per ten-minute segment

Minutes 0 thru 9: 10
Minutes 10 thru 19: 5
Minutes 20 thru 29: 7
Minutes 30 thru 39: 8
Minutes 40 thru 49: 4
Minutes 50 thru 55: 6

Total fucks in Episode Five: 40
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 0.727

*55 minute episode

Cumulative fucks in series: 230
Cumulative FPM: 0.801

Episode Four "Here Was A Man"

Fucks per ten-minute segment

Minutes 0 thru 9: 4
Minutes 10 thru 19: 3
Minutes 20 thru 29: 3
Minutes 30 thru 39: 12
Minutes 40 thru 49: 4
Minutes 50 thru 52: 0

Total fucks in Episode Four: 26
Fucks per minute (FPM): 0.433

Cumulative fucks in series: 190
Cumulative FPM: 0.819

Episode Three "Reconnoitering the Rim"

Fucks per ten-minute segment

Minutes 0 thru 9: 5
Minutes 10 thru 19: 12
Minutes 20 thru 29: 20
Minutes 30 thru 39: 6
Minutes 40 thru 49: 11
Minutes 50 thru 52: 6

Total fucks in Episode Three: 60
Fucks per minute (FPM)*: 1.15

* 52 minute episode

Cumulative fucks in series: 164
Cumulative FPM: 0.953

Episode Two "Deep Water"

Fucks per ten-minute segment

Minutes 0 thru 9: 3
Minutes 10 thru 19: 4
Minutes 20 thru 29: 14
Minutes 30 thru 39: 16
Minutes 40 thru 49: 7
Minutes 50 thru 60: 5

Total fucks in Episode Two: 49
Fucks per minute (FPM): 0.817

Cumulative fucks in series: 104
Cumulative FPM: 0.867

Episode One "Deadwood"

Fucks per ten-minute segment

Minutes 0 thru 9: 12
Minutes 10 thru 19: 9
Minutes 20 thru 29: 3
Minutes 30 thru 39: 21
Minutes 40 thru 49: 9
Minutes 50 thru 60: 1

Total fucks in Episode One: 55
Fucks per minute (FPM): 0.917

Cumulative fucks in series: 55
Cumulative FPM: 0.917

Someone has a lot of time on their hands. Still, I don't think this holds water to movies like Goodfellas, where there is well over 250 for a 3 hour movie.

Cant disagree with you. Goodfellas not only has the language but is also a fabulous movie :thumbsup:

A lot of fucking time on their hands. :)


I knew they said it quite a bit, I mean, every other word out of Al's mouth is "fuck" or some variation of, but the actual numbers....wow.

That is quite fucking interesting.

Sounds like the making of a drinking game. On a more serious note, I used to work with a guy who actually talked like that. Seemed like every other word. Someone started to count one day but quickly lost interest.

You would die of alcohol poisoning before the midpoint of the show :P

I'd like to see the literature the writers used that says people talked like that back then.
Constant cursing like that seems like it would be exhausting.

That'd be a fucking awful game! (oh lord what am I doing... :lol: )

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My parents are all into that show...but they're cool parents, not lame parents. They werer into Sopranos too.
They didn't mention the language (which is surprising, cause they seem to notice everytime I say fuck), but my dad actually looked up the events online, to verify that they were historically accurate (which they were).

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