Ronin_Tiger

Alright, hypothetical question. If you could have one night of raw unbridled passion with one character from any Star Trek show, who would it be and why? Also, feel free to throw in your oppinions on Enterprise's cancelation.

As for me, I'd say T'Pol from Enterprise anyday. Something about being that hot and not getting any for 7 years really turns me on. Just my oppinion though

As for the cancelation of Enterprise, I am pissed off cause the show was finally starting to go somewhere and now their gonna give it the axe regardless of fanbase. Ahh well, shit happens but there are tons of fans who aren't gonna let it die quietly.

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Lebell

Yeoman Janice Rand.

I've had a jones for her since I was a kid.

After that, 7 of 9.

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Either the Kirstie Alley version, or the Robin Curtis version, either or. It's all good.

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Willravel

Oh man, this is a tough one. I love Orion slave girls, but then there's Deanna Troi. T'Pol is simply amazing, but the damned actress that plays her (Jolene Blalock) keeps speaking out against sex scenes on talk shows.

I'm going to have to go with Ensign Hoshi Sato (Linda Park) of Enterprise. She is gorgeous, an excelent actress, has no problems with love scenes, and hails from my home town. She's also quite a cunning linguist.



As for Enterprise being cancelled, UPN made a huge mistake. They kept Berman too long and also didn't advertise for it as much as they advertised for less popular shows. It was among their most popular series and had the most solid fan base of all: trekkies. Let's see America's Next Top Model hold a convention for fans. 3 guys would show up. What really makes this so bad is that the writing and producing has really improved for this season. Ratings were starting to rise. Enterprise was the gem of my Sci-Fi friday (Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica, Enterprise; 4 hours of the top rated science fiction on television). UPN has lost my neilson point forever, or until the next trek series comes along.

Any news on the new trek movie yet? I've been searching, but all I have heard is "It's going to be the biggest Star Trek movie yet.". If I get news, I'll open a thread.

Gilda

1. Hoshi: The second most beautiful woman on television, free about being a sexual being, sexy as hell no matter what she's wearing.

2. Nurse Ogawa (TNG): Smart, cute, sexy, she would be the perfect person to kiss my boo boos and make them better.

3. Keiko O' Brian (TNG, DS9): A good mommy, a good teacher, supportive wife, and hot as a fireplace poker.

4. Ezri Dax (DS9): She was also the math geek in Cube, a two in one that bumps her ahead of Jadzia, who became the owner of a diner in Becker.

TheWalkinDude

Major Kira. Because authority is sexy. And the nose ridges just did it for me.

As for Enterprise, I can't comment, having never watched a single episode.

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Janey

hoshi yes, definitely hoshi

Fremen

Captain Janeway.

I've had the hots for Kate Mulgrew ever since the days of "Mrs. Columbo" and "Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins".

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cyrnel

Seven of Nine. A figure of wonder.

Hain

T'Pol wins in my book.

I sparingly got to watch the show, and if I did I only caught the opening theme. I liked the show. But lots of networks are pulling this kind of shit with popular shows only to restart them with a vengence a while later. Anyone remember Farscape? First and second seasons were amazing, then they drifted in the third and fourth, and then that crap mini series after it was over.

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1. Data
2. Spock

gnort

Ensign Ro Laren from TNG

Leeta from DS9 is pretty good too.

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Tophat665

If I only go with half the night, could I have Troi and Bev Crusher? or, better yet, Uhura and Chapell.

Majel Barrett was a foxy, foxy lady in her youth.

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Daval

I consider myself a Star Trek Fan, i've watched most of the series, but to be honest I can only really remember the names of the leading ladies in the cast. Jeri Ryan or Jolene Blalock are the two that come immediately to mind though.

Try and post links to pictures of the people in question for us who don't know all of them.

The IMDB links above are great, thanks!

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Gilda

Hoshi Sato

Nurse Ogawa

Keiko Obrien

Ezri Dax

snowy

Captain Jean-Luc Picard--because authority balanced with sensitivity is sexy. Besides, I really have a thing for older men, and every episode he ended up running around in his pajamas...so hot.

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Ensign Robin Lefler

close second:

Kamala

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i'll go with one snowy owl and say that captian picard is sexy!

now, if we were talkin real life.... I always thought Riker was pretty good lookin, rougeish, kinda devil-may-care attitude...

BUT, if you were gonna magically transport me to the land of TNG, I'd say Worf. Always wanted to know what the big deal about doin the nasty with a klingon was!

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Top 3:
1)Kamala from The Pefect Mate (Famke Janssen....Sweet Mother of Mercy!!!!!)
2)Minuet from The 11001001
3)Beverly Crusher

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Jadzia Dax.

I'm afraid that while Ezri was nice and all, Jadzia was just so much sexier, and not afraid to flaunt it *remembers 'The trouble with Tribbles'*.


Edit: Ok, T'pol is actually far far too hot, she'd get it too.

Sensei

I'll also have to select Beverly Crusher (Gates McFadden). She had this serious but sexy aura on the show. The second season definetly had a hole when she was gone. I also was able to catch her on a few episodes of <i>Mad About You</i>, unfortunately she hasn't done much since then.

Jadzia/Ezri Dax are also fine selections. Terry Farrell is quite a knockout (with easily found nude pictures to boot!) and Nicole De Boer is definetly quite a cutie.

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pan6467

I have always had a thing for Denise Crosby/ Tasha Yar fan (TNG).... followed very closely by Terry Farrell/ Jadzia Dax (DS9), Linda Park/ Yoshi (ENT), Yeoman Janice Rand (ST), Roxanne Dawson/ Lt. Torres and Jennifer Lien/ Kes (voyager babes).

There someone from every version. But definately Denise Crosby first and foremost.

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Daval

You can't just make a statement like that and not post links!

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Bill O'Rights

Agreed! That's just bad form, Sensei...bad form, indeed.

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n0nsensical

Definitely Jadzia Dax.

As for Enterprise, I think Berman is out of ideas and Star Trek needs a break. I never got into Enterprise; I couldn't watch a whole episode by the end of the first season and I still can't watch a whole episode of this season. It just doesn't feel like Star Trek to me, it's more like another generic sci-fi series. On the other hand, when I watch reruns of TNG and DS9, I'm glued to the TV and it's almost surprising that Star Trek was once that good.

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Gortexfogg

I'm undecided between Ensign Ro and Dr. Crusher. Could I just pick the entire female cast of TNG? If I had to pick I guess I'd go with Ensign Ro, she's handy with a phaser and sexy.

Sensei

I apolgize to Daval, Bill and anyone else who was disappointed for my oversight. I figured everyone would just google her. Anyways, Terri can check that my photon torpedoes are operational any time she wants.

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Bryndian_Dhai

Mmmm....

T'Pol.

And Spock.

Together... with me... nekkid.... and those pointy ears.... *rreeoooowwwrrrr*

Ok, I'm bisexual and kinky... sue me. *grins*


For the record, I LOVED Enterprise, and I miss it.

And y'all will find this funny.... A girl I know just had her ears modified to be all pointed (its an extreme sort of body modification, that involves cutting and sewing the shell of the ear into a point). When she posted the post mod pictures, everyone was all "Ooooh, cool, ELF ears!" And I immediately emailed her and said "OMG VULCAN EARS I WANT SOME!!!"

I am such a dork. *grins happily*

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Woah! Surprisingly a NSFW tag needs to be added!

I don't watch Enterprise (can't handle it) but the Asian girl in there is awesome. But as for supreme I'd-hit-it, count me in for the Dax character in the last season of DS9. w00t.

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Azron

I'm more of a Star Wars fan than Star Trek (well, mostly a fan of the Galactic Empire), but

#1 Tasha Yar
#2 Ezri Dax
#3 Kes
#4 Troi (before she got old)

Willravel

Alright, time to change my answer.

After much deliberation and thought, seeking out shaman and consulting my doctor, it's none other than Ensign Sonya Gomez. If you don't know who that is, you're not a trekker.

fresnelly

I'll see your obscure Trek hottie and raise you a Lieutenant Stadi. Shame she was killed.

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Not related to Francis Ford Coppola, btw.

onodrim

At the moment, I have a total Star Trek crush on Dr. Bashir (Alexander Siddig) from DS9. Quite an attractive guy I think, but the sweet and dorky personality plus the accent win me over for sure.

Captain Picard is definitely attractive, but not really in a one night stand sorta way, lol.

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Willravel

This thread needs more pictures.

Ensign Sonya Gomez


Dr. Julian Bashir

Redlemon

Everything exists on the internet. Just for kicks, I found The Star Trek Nude Page; while you have to pay to enter, they have a list of how many pictures they have of each actress (sorry, no guys listed there) and how nude they are in the photos. I'm sure that a quick bit of Google can find those pictures elsewhere.

Gates McFadden
Terry Farrell
Marina Sirtis
Nana Visitor
Denise Crosby
Kate Mulgrew
Nicole DeBoer
Michelle Forbes
Jennifer Lien
Jeri Ryan
Susan Gibney
Chase Masterson
Roxanne Biggs-Dawson
Linda Park
Jolene Blalock

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definitely!

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Dr. Crusher: red hair, cheekbones, looks positively slinky in that ST:TNG uniform and a real slut when she gets drunk!

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inBOIL

I had to resurrect this thread to mention Derran Tal. I'd put her at #3, after Kamala and Ezri.

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Seven of Nine, Seven of Nine, Seven of Nine!!!!

But I did like both Daxes, and always thought that Major Kira had a smokin' ass.... Enterprise was a sucky show, but I give props for Hoshi Sato-- she's one tasty little treat.

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