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Hain · 03-19-2005, 11:04 PM

Just watch Dr. Strangelove and wait a couple of weeks. Can you honestly tell me that you didn't use one or two lines of that movie.

"Have you ever seen a Commy drink water?"

"Gentlemen, there's no fighting in here, this is the war room!"

"We need to get some of those doomsday machines!"

spongy · 03-20-2005, 01:20 AM

from bladerunner: "wake up, time to die"

from Buckaroo Banzai: Buckaroo:"Here, you drive.... it handles like a truck."
Black lectroid : "Good. What is truck?"

cyrnel · 03-20-2005, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FngKestrel

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Oh yea, one of my favorite Inigo-isms. Used it to grace many a sidebar while proofing the tech writers.

"Stop farking with my semicolons."

Amnesia620 · 03-20-2005, 04:00 AM

"I can wipe my own ass! I can wipe my own ass!" Cole and Dylan Sprouse as Julian "Frankenstein" McGrath in Big Daddy

"We can't stop here! This is Bat Country!!" Johnny Depp as Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?!" - Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"Quick man! Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!" - Johhny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

DownwardSpiral · 03-21-2005, 03:30 AM

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."

Johnny Depp, as Jack Sparrow, 'Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl.'

God of Thunder · 03-21-2005, 12:46 PM

I almost forgot the best Christmas movie of all time: Christmas Vacation

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

omega2K4 · 03-21-2005, 12:59 PM

Here's my favorite.

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"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." - Raoul Duke (Johnny Depp), Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas

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Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?

Mr. White: A lot.

Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin." -Reservoir Dogs

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Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fuck off. - Snatch

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Honey Bunny: [about to rob a diner] I love you, Pumpkin.
Pumpkin: I love you too, Honey Bunny.
Pumpkin: [Standing up with a gun] Alright, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya! -Pulp Fiction

Zeraph · 03-21-2005, 09:45 PM

You think you know love until you catch the early flight home from San Diego.

(I think thats how it goes)

Coppertop · 03-22-2005, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Newt

We should get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon. They come mostly at night. Mostly.

Classic line from Aliens.

ChasingAmy · 03-23-2005, 09:04 AM

Just came across this one too...

Spiderman 2
MJ to Peter: "You can't get off if yout don't get on."

magnum_xxxl · 03-24-2005, 02:10 PM

Half Baked:

Scarface: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!

Squirrel Master: Back up Nasty Nate, this my bitch!
Nasty Nate: Better watch your back Fish! Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. Next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... FRUIT!
Kenny: Here take it!
[walks away with Squirrel Master]
Kenny: I'm somebody's bitch!

Cocaine Addict(played by Bob Saget): Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

Thurgood Jenkins: You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.
Scarface: Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now.
Thurgood Jenkins: Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke?
Scarface: I'll get Billy Bong Thornton!
Brian: No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes

and my favorite:

Kenny: [to horse] Hey, girl! You hungry?
Overwight Woman: [walking by and overhears] Fuck you, nigga!
Kenny: I'm sorry! I was talking to the horse.

Tophat665 · 03-24-2005, 07:01 PM

I was pondering this afternoon, and realized that The Three Musketeers is a pretty quote rich movie:

Porthos: “Little pimple, meet me behind the Luxembourg at one o'clock, and bring a long wooden box.”
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Porthos: “Now don't be so stupid, of course we intend to resist! Just give us a moment, all right?”
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Porthos: “You, boy, are arrogant, hot-tempered, and entirely too bold. I like that, reminds me of me!”
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Porthos: “Champagne?”
Athos: “We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos!”
Porthos: “You're right. Something red.”
(disappears back into the carriage and comes back up with a bottle of wine)
Porthos: "For a chase, the Cardinal suggests this excellent '24 Cabernet"
(to D'Artagnan), "You can't have any you're too young."
(Porthos is the best thing Oliver Platt did up til his guest appearances as Whitehouse Counsel on the West Wing.)
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Cardinal: “A snap of my fingers, and you could be back on the block where I found you.”
Seline: “And with a flick of my wrist, I could change your religion.” (said with a dagger at Richlieu's crotch)

asudevil83 · 03-24-2005, 10:06 PM

FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS:

"Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich."

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."

Raoul Duke: We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like: "I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive."
Raoul Duke: Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?"
Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something?
Raoul Duke: Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive.
Raoul Duke: No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.

"How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

"Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it."

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

kenshee · 03-27-2005, 08:59 PM

From Mystic River:

Sean Devine: Jimmy, what did you do?
Jimmy Markum: [rubs Sean Devine on the shoulder]
Jimmy Markum: Thanks for finding my daughter's killer, Sean. If only you'd been a little faster.
Sean Devine: You gonna send Celeste Boyle 500 a month too?

Hain · 03-27-2005, 10:17 PM

Blade Runner
Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the terhausen gate... All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain... Time to die.

TheShadow · 03-27-2005, 10:31 PM

You see, there's two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

Also, see below.

skinnymofo · 03-27-2005, 11:11 PM

i cant believe this thread has made it 3 pages without
"Hey Laurence, has anyone ever said to you, Sounds like a Case of the Mundays?"
"No. Shit No! man, i believe youd get your ass kicked saying something like that."
"heh"

i was going to add this one but it looks like ive been beaten to it a couple times

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"How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?!" - Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"Quick man! Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!" - Johhny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

and before i forget
PCU
Dros "Gutter, your wearing the name of the band youre going to see? Dont be that Guy"

the_dave · 03-31-2005, 10:16 PM

Little Bill Daggett: William Munny, you are a coward. You just shot an
unarmed man.

William 'Bill' Munny: Well he should have armed himself.

-Unforgiven

Johnny Pyro · 07-03-2005, 03:34 AM

"Wipe them out.....All of them."undefinedundefined

Tophat665 · 07-03-2005, 05:10 AM

"Logic is only the beginning of wisdom."
- Nimoy - Spock - Star Trek VI

Aladdin Sane · 07-03-2005, 06:25 AM

Aladdin Sane's Top 11 Favorite Movie Lines:

11. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."
--Blade Runner, 1982

10. "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
--Jaws, 1975

9. "What we've got here is failure to communicate."
--Cool Hand Luke, 1967.

8. "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" --Network, 1976.

7. "Why don't you come up sometime and see me?"
--She Done Him Wrong, 1933.

6. "You can't handle the truth!",
--A Few Good Men, 1992

5. "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to?"
--Taxi Driver, 1976.

4. "Plastics."
--The Graduate, 1967

3. "We'll always have Paris."
--Casablanca, 1942

2. "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"
--The Graduate, 1967.

And Aladdin's Number one All Time Favorite Movie Line is:
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1. "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape."
--Planet of the Apes, 1968.

TexanAvenger · 07-03-2005, 06:35 AM

Chasing Amy -

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I love you, do you love me? I love you and not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced attraction puppy dog way although I'm sure that's what you call it. I love you, very simply, very truly. You're the epitome of everything I've ever looked for in another human being and I know you think of me as just a friend and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you'd ever consider. But I had to say it, I just can't take this anymore, I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels, I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably like queer our friendship, but I had to say it cause I've never felt this way before and I don't care, I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this out tonight means that we can't hang out anymore then that hurts me but God I couldn't allow another day without getting it out there regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face, is to be the inevitable shoot down and you know I'll accept that but I know, I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment and if there is a moment of hesitation then that means you feel something too and all I ask is that you please not dismiss that and try to dwell on it for just 10 seconds. There isn't another soul on this whole planet who has made me half of the person I am when I'm with you. And I'd risk this friendship for a chance to take it to the next plateau because it's there between you and me you can't deny that. Even if we never talk again after tonight please know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me.

Donnie Brasco -

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Donnie in our thing, you get sent for, you go in alive, and you come out dead..... and it's your best freind that does it.

Resevoir Dogs -

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Either he's alive or he's dead, or the cops got him... or they don't

SmyDnBz · 07-03-2005, 11:03 AM

The Meaning of Life:

Noel Coward: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.
[singing]
Noel Coward: Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your cock. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back.

Chaplain: Let us praise God. O Lord...
Congregation: O Lord...
Chaplain: ...Ooh, You are so big...
Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big...
Chaplain: ...So absolutely huge.
Congregation: ...So absolutely huge.
Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Congregation: Fantastic.
Humphrey: Amen.
Congregation: Amen.

Gaston: My mother told me, "Gaston, there are many people in the world, and in order to get along, you have to try and make everyone happy." That is why I became a waiter, so I can make people happy.
Gaston: [pause] Well, fuck you! You don't need me or my stinking philosiphy! Fuck off! Don't come a following me!

and I rather like.....

Al Czervik: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid. - Caddyshack

Cuatela · 07-03-2005, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Hello Computer

Scotty on Star Trek: The Voyage Home, after picking up a mouse for a (1980's) computer.

springhaze · 07-03-2005, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Eat me, Sebastian. It's alright for you to fuck everyone, but because I'm a girl it's wrong. Well let me tell you something, I didn't ask to be a girl.
Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine twenty four seven, so I can be considered a "laaaady." Do you think I take great delight when I hear - "Kathryn is so wonderful." "Kathryn is a model child." "Kathryn is going to make an excellent wife one day."
I'm the Marsha fucking Brady of the upper East Side and sometimes I want to kill myself for it. No, I don't enjoy being a part of the weaker sex and for that reason everyone around me is going to suffer. So there's your psychoanalysis Doctor Freud. Now are you in or are you out?

-Kathryn(played by Sarah Michelle Gellar) in "Cruel Intentions", one of my all time favorite movies.

m0rpheus · 10-22-2005, 09:45 PM

"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." - Hoban 'Wash' Washburn in Serenity

Seanland · 10-24-2005, 09:57 PM

"Howdy Owdy Fucking Partners"
- Stifler American Pie 2

"Happy Fuck Day Ass-Mo"
- Stifler American Wedding

Gotta Love American Pie *Yummy*

serlindsipity · 10-24-2005, 10:11 PM

*good*

Raoul Duke: History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of "history" it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time---and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.

*funny & vaguely believeable*

[at a bizarre circus-themed casino] Raoul Duke: Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.

-fear and loathing in las vegas

5757 · 10-25-2005, 12:51 AM

My Fav. of all time is from Kill Bill

"Dying in our sleep is a luxury us humans are rarely afforded. My gift, to you."

My second fav. is from Phantom of The Opera

"Ah me, not on my dress. Why?"

My third, fourth, fifth. etc. are from Austin Powers. All 3 of the movies. I have so many! I'll do a couple.

"No, Scott."

Frow: "Dr. Evil, I'm late."
Dr. Evil: "No, you're not, you're right on time."
Frow: "No, I mean I'm laaaaaaaaaaaate."

"You keep your money. You get your mojo. I'll take the bebe."

"We don't knaw on our kitty."

I could go on and on

Zyr · 10-25-2005, 03:39 AM

David St. Hubbins: I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.
Ian Faith: I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it.
Derek Smalls: Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.

Nigel Tufnel: You can't really dust for vomit.

Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.

- This Is Spinal Tap

03-19-2005, 11:04 PM	#41 (permalink)
Hain has a plan Location: middle of Whywouldanyonebethere	Just watch Dr. Strangelove and wait a couple of weeks. Can you honestly tell me that you didn't use one or two lines of that movie. "Have you ever seen a Commy drink water?" "Gentlemen, there's no fighting in here, this is the war room!" "We need to get some of those doomsday machines!" __________________ ////\\// IRONSKY.NET \\//\\\\ Last edited by Hain; 03-19-2005 at 11:05 PM.. Reason: WOO HOO First post of page 2!!!

03-20-2005, 01:20 AM	#42 (permalink)
spongy Psycho	from bladerunner: "wake up, time to die" from Buckaroo Banzai: Buckaroo:"Here, you drive.... it handles like a truck." Black lectroid : "Good. What is truck?" __________________ The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed. Stephen King

03-20-2005, 04:00 AM	#44 (permalink)
Amnesia620 Forget me not... Location: See that dot on the map? I don't live there.	"I can wipe my own ass! I can wipe my own ass!" Cole and Dylan Sprouse as Julian "Frankenstein" McGrath in Big Daddy "We can't stop here! This is Bat Country!!" Johnny Depp as Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas "How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?!" - Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas "Quick man! Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!" - Johhny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas __________________ For example, I find that a lot of college girls are barbie doll carbon copies with few differences...Sadly, they're dumb, ditzy, immature, snotty, fake, or they are the gravitational center to orbiting drama. - Amnesia620

03-21-2005, 03:30 AM	#45 (permalink)
DownwardSpiral The Funeral of Hearts Location: Trapped inside my mind. . .	"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." Johnny Depp, as Jack Sparrow, 'Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl.' __________________ "So Keep on Pretending. Our Heavens Worth the Waiting. Keep on Pretending. It's Alright." -- H.I.M., "Pretending"

03-21-2005, 12:46 PM	#46 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	I almost forgot the best Christmas movie of all time: Christmas Vacation Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol? __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage

03-21-2005, 09:45 PM	#48 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	You think you know love until you catch the early flight home from San Diego. (I think thats how it goes)

03-23-2005, 09:04 AM	#50 (permalink)
ChasingAmy Single :) FFA Location: Prince George, British Columbia	Just came across this one too... Spiderman 2 MJ to Peter: "You can't get off if yout don't get on." __________________ Don't you know about the bird?

03-24-2005, 02:10 PM	#51 (permalink)
magnum_xxxl Tilted	Half Baked: Scarface: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out! Squirrel Master: Back up Nasty Nate, this my bitch! Nasty Nate: Better watch your back Fish! Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. Next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... FRUIT! Kenny: Here take it! [walks away with Squirrel Master] Kenny: I'm somebody's bitch! Cocaine Addict(played by Bob Saget): Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana? Thurgood Jenkins: You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out. Scarface: Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now. Thurgood Jenkins: Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke? Scarface: I'll get Billy Bong Thornton! Brian: No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes and my favorite: Kenny: [to horse] Hey, girl! You hungry? Overwight Woman: [walking by and overhears] Fuck you, nigga! Kenny: I'm sorry! I was talking to the horse.

03-24-2005, 07:01 PM	#52 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I was pondering this afternoon, and realized that The Three Musketeers is a pretty quote rich movie: Porthos: “Little pimple, meet me behind the Luxembourg at one o'clock, and bring a long wooden box.” ---- Porthos: “Now don't be so stupid, of course we intend to resist! Just give us a moment, all right?” ---- Porthos: “You, boy, are arrogant, hot-tempered, and entirely too bold. I like that, reminds me of me!” ---- Porthos: “Champagne?” Athos: “We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos!” Porthos: “You're right. Something red.” (disappears back into the carriage and comes back up with a bottle of wine) Porthos: "For a chase, the Cardinal suggests this excellent '24 Cabernet" (to D'Artagnan), "You can't have any you're too young." (Porthos is the best thing Oliver Platt did up til his guest appearances as Whitehouse Counsel on the West Wing.) ---- Cardinal: “A snap of my fingers, and you could be back on the block where I found you.” Seline: “And with a flick of my wrist, I could change your religion.” (said with a dagger at Richlieu's crotch) __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-24-2005, 10:06 PM	#53 (permalink)
asudevil83 Psycho Location: Scottsdale, AZ	FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS: "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich." "Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow." Raoul Duke: We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like: "I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive." Raoul Duke: Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?" Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something? Raoul Duke: Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive. Raoul Duke: No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough. "How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?" "Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it." "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

03-27-2005, 08:59 PM	#54 (permalink)
kenshee Tilted	From Mystic River: Sean Devine: Jimmy, what did you do? Jimmy Markum: [rubs Sean Devine on the shoulder] Jimmy Markum: Thanks for finding my daughter's killer, Sean. If only you'd been a little faster. Sean Devine: You gonna send Celeste Boyle 500 a month too?

03-27-2005, 10:17 PM	#55 (permalink)
Hain has a plan Location: middle of Whywouldanyonebethere	Blade Runner Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the terhausen gate... All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain... Time to die. __________________ ////\\// IRONSKY.NET \\//\\\\

03-27-2005, 10:31 PM	#56 (permalink)
TheShadow Crazy Location: Vancouver, Canada	You see, there's two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. Also, see below. __________________ You know that song that goes like...

03-31-2005, 10:16 PM	#58 (permalink)
the_dave Upright Location: Right Here	Little Bill Daggett: William Munny, you are a coward. You just shot an unarmed man. William 'Bill' Munny: Well he should have armed himself. -Unforgiven __________________ Rock'n & Shock'n Baby! Last edited by the_dave; 04-03-2005 at 10:13 PM..

07-03-2005, 03:34 AM	#59 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	"Wipe them out.....All of them."undefinedundefined

07-03-2005, 05:10 AM	#60 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	"Logic is only the beginning of wisdom." - Nimoy - Spock - Star Trek VI __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-03-2005, 06:25 AM	#61 (permalink)
Aladdin Sane Degenerate Location: San Marvelous	Aladdin Sane's Top 11 Favorite Movie Lines: 11. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die." --Blade Runner, 1982 10. "You're gonna need a bigger boat." --Jaws, 1975 9. "What we've got here is failure to communicate." --Cool Hand Luke, 1967. 8. "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" --Network, 1976. 7. "Why don't you come up sometime and see me?" --She Done Him Wrong, 1933. 6. "You can't handle the truth!", --A Few Good Men, 1992 5. "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to?" --Taxi Driver, 1976. 4. "Plastics." --The Graduate, 1967 3. "We'll always have Paris." --Casablanca, 1942 2. "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?" --The Graduate, 1967. And Aladdin's Number one All Time Favorite Movie Line is: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1. "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape." --Planet of the Apes, 1968. __________________ Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.

07-03-2005, 11:03 AM	#63 (permalink)
SmyDnBz Upright	The Meaning of Life: Noel Coward: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. [singing] Noel Coward: Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your cock. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back. Chaplain: Let us praise God. O Lord... Congregation: O Lord... Chaplain: ...Ooh, You are so big... Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big... Chaplain: ...So absolutely huge. Congregation: ...So absolutely huge. Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and... Congregation: And barefaced flattery. Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super. Congregation: Fantastic. Humphrey: Amen. Congregation: Amen. Gaston: My mother told me, "Gaston, there are many people in the world, and in order to get along, you have to try and make everyone happy." That is why I became a waiter, so I can make people happy. Gaston: [pause] Well, fuck you! You don't need me or my stinking philosiphy! Fuck off! Don't come a following me! and I rather like..... Al Czervik: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid. - Caddyshack

10-22-2005, 09:45 PM	#66 (permalink)
m0rpheus bad craziness Location: Guelph, Ontario	"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." - Hoban 'Wash' Washburn in Serenity __________________ "it never got weird enough for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

10-24-2005, 09:57 PM	#67 (permalink)
Seanland Psycho Location: Ontario, Canada	"Howdy Owdy Fucking Partners" - Stifler American Pie 2 "Happy Fuck Day Ass-Mo" - Stifler American Wedding Gotta Love American Pie Yummy

10-24-2005, 10:11 PM	#68 (permalink)
serlindsipity Psycho Location: Boulder Baby!	good Raoul Duke: History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of "history" it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time---and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened. funny & vaguely believeable [at a bizarre circus-themed casino] Raoul Duke: Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. -fear and loathing in las vegas __________________ My third eye is my camera's lens.

10-25-2005, 12:51 AM	#69 (permalink)
5757 Insane Location: Vegas!!	AWESOME THREAD! My Fav. of all time is from Kill Bill "Dying in our sleep is a luxury us humans are rarely afforded. My gift, to you." My second fav. is from Phantom of The Opera "Ah me, not on my dress. Why?" My third, fourth, fifth. etc. are from Austin Powers. All 3 of the movies. I have so many! I'll do a couple. "No, Scott." Frow: "Dr. Evil, I'm late." Dr. Evil: "No, you're not, you're right on time." Frow: "No, I mean I'm laaaaaaaaaaaate." "You keep your money. You get your mojo. I'll take the bebe." "We don't knaw on our kitty." I could go on and on __________________ Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint, Forever in debt to ((your)) priceless advice. - Nirvana

10-25-2005, 03:39 AM	#70 (permalink)
Zyr Crazy Location: Hamilton, NZ	David St. Hubbins: I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object. Ian Faith: I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it. Derek Smalls: Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea. Nigel Tufnel: You can't really dust for vomit. Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black. - This Is Spinal Tap __________________ "Oh, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83 when I was the only practitioner of it, and I stopped because I was tired of being stared at." Omnia mutantu, nos et mutamur in illis. All things change, and we change with them. - Neil Gaiman, Marvel 1602