03-07-2005, 10:13 PM | #2 (permalink) |
And we'll all float on ok...
Location: Iowa City
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From the Naked Gun,
Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst.
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski |
03-07-2005, 11:27 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Forget me not...
Location: See that dot on the map? I don't live there.
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OH...Another favorite thread
Anyone who knows me, knows I am a huge fan of movies...the Matrix trilogy being a personal love of mine.... "Do not try and bend the spoon, that is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...It is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself." "Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of...inevitability." "Well, that sounds like a really good deal. But I may have a better one...How about I give you the finger...and you give me my phone call." "I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why, oh why, didn't I take the BLUE pill?" "There are only two possible explanations: either no one told me, or no one knows." "Don't you love the French language? I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your ass with silk. That's all I have for now...I'm sure I will post more in the near future.
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For example, I find that a lot of college girls are barbie doll carbon copies with few differences...Sadly, they're dumb, ditzy, immature, snotty, fake, or they are the gravitational center to orbiting drama. - Amnesia620 Last edited by Amnesia620; 03-07-2005 at 11:30 PM.. Reason: Added one more. :) |
03-08-2005, 12:45 AM | #6 (permalink) |
The Funeral of Hearts
Location: Trapped inside my mind. . .
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"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"
From Donnie Darko
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"So Keep on Pretending. Our Heavens Worth the Waiting. Keep on Pretending. It's Alright." -- H.I.M., "Pretending" |
03-08-2005, 06:08 AM | #7 (permalink) |
“Wrong is right.”
Location: toronto
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Henry the Red: "I'm Henry the Red. Duke o' Shale, and leader of all it's peoples..."
Ash: "We'll Mr. Fancypants...you ain't leading but two things right now: jack and shit, and jack just left town." -Army of Darkness (Apologies for any mis-quotes)
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03-08-2005, 07:33 AM | #8 (permalink) | |
Talk nerdy to me
Location: Flint, MI
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Mine, "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm allll out of bubblegum." "Rowdy" Roddy Piper in "They Live" 2nd favorite Elwood: "It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses" Jake: "Hit it!" From "The Blues Brothers"
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03-08-2005, 09:07 AM | #9 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: antioch IL
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"We're on a mission from God."
-Blues Brothers "Where are you goin'?" "I'm goin' to pick a fight." "I'm glad we didn't get dressed up for nothin'." "God says he can get me out of this... but he thinks your fucked!" -Braveheart "Isn't science fun Mickey?" "You are not a nice person." -The Punisher |
03-08-2005, 09:30 AM | #10 (permalink) |
Wake up
Location: Nowhere special
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"You eat when we say you eat. You shit when we say you shit. You piss when we say you piss. You got that, you maggot dick motherfucker?"
The Shawshank Redemption It's not actually my favorite quote but it was on the other day. I just think the term maggot dick motherfucker is funny as hell.
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"I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." -- Donnie Darko |
03-08-2005, 12:10 PM | #12 (permalink) | |
Laid back
Location: Jayhawkland
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"You mean I'm gonn stay this color?" ...and about 30 others from The Jerk, my favorite comedy ever. Last edited by Bacchanal; 03-08-2005 at 12:19 PM.. |
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03-08-2005, 12:11 PM | #13 (permalink) | ||
Twitterpated
Location: My own little world (also Canada)
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03-08-2005, 12:20 PM | #14 (permalink) |
Comedian
Location: Use the search button
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"No, You don't get it. You're Lebowski. I'm the dude."
"They pissed on your fucking rug, dude." "It really tied the room together." "You want a toe? I can get you a toe." The Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges, John Goodman. Cohen Brothers. John Turturro. Brilliant.
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03-09-2005, 08:11 PM | #16 (permalink) |
Go Cardinals
Location: St. Louis/Cincinnati
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"You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling?"
"Brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes, I'm not buying it a fucking beer, its not taking your fucking turn, dude."
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03-09-2005, 08:41 PM | #17 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: UMBC, MD
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Get busy living, or get busy dying.
-Shawshank Redemption You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. -Fight Club
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03-09-2005, 09:08 PM | #18 (permalink) | |
I demand a better future
Location: Great White North
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From Pulp Fiction:
Butch: I think I have a broken rib. Fabienne: From giving me oral pleasure? Esmeralda: What is your name? Butch: Butch. Esmeralda: What does it mean? Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit. From Gladiator Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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03-09-2005, 09:21 PM | #19 (permalink) |
Single :) FFA
Location: Prince George, British Columbia
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"I'll be back."
I got nothing! :P I have been thinking for like 5 minutes! Thats all that comes to mind! hahaha. ... but then again there are alot of other great One liners from Schwarzenegger. After throughing a pipe that pierces some poor dude it then bust into a steam pipe of some sort... then comes: "Let off some steam!" (Or close to it.) What else? One from the Pumping Iron movie where Ahnold is asked if he drinks milk at all... for training or whatever... his reply: "Milk is for babies, when you get older you drink beer." There just had to talk it out... the last one I think is my favorite Movie Quote. Pumping Iron is probably more of a Documentary though... meh! Cheers!
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Don't you know about the bird? Last edited by ChasingAmy; 03-09-2005 at 09:22 PM.. Reason: oh my poor grammar! |
03-09-2005, 09:27 PM | #20 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Mattoon, Il
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"Zed's dead, baby." - Butch from Pulp Fiction
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Pantera, Shadows Fall, Fear Factory, Opeth, Porcupine Tree, Dimmu Borgir, Watch Them Die, Motorhead, Beyond the Embrace, Himsa, Black Label Society, Machine Head, In Flames, Soilwork, Dark Tranquility, Children of Bodom, Norther, Nightrage, At the Gates, God Forbid, Killswitch Engage, Lamb of God, All That Remains, Anthrax, Mudvayne, Arch Enemy, and Old Man's Child \m/ |
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has a plan
Location: middle of Whywouldanyonebethere
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03-09-2005, 09:46 PM | #22 (permalink) |
“Wrong is right.”
Location: toronto
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Female Office Worker: "It smells like Big Foot's dick!"
from Anchorman: the Legend of Ron Burgundy..about half the lines in that movie probably belong on this board, but to save us the trouble, here is a link: Burgundy Quotations
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03-11-2005, 10:05 AM | #23 (permalink) | ||
32 flavors and then some
Location: Out on a wire.
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03-11-2005, 10:16 AM | #24 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Lisle, IL
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"Do they speak English in what?" ~ Pulp Fiction
Del Griffith - "You play with your balls alot" Neil Page - "I do not play with my balls" Del - "Oh please, Larry Bird doesnt do as much ball handling in a night as you do in a hour" Planes, Trains & Automobiles |
03-11-2005, 03:38 PM | #25 (permalink) |
Stick it in your five hole!
Location: Michigan, USA
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"If God had wanted you on top of that obstacle, he would have miracled your ass up there!"
Private Joker: "I wanna slip my tubesteak into your sister. Whatta'll ya take in trade?" after a long pause Private Cowboy: "Whatta ya got?" Door Gunner: "I got me 150 dead gooks killed." Private Joker: "Any women, children?" Door Gunner: "Some." Private Joker: shocked "How can you kill women and children?" Door Gunner: "Easy, you just don't lead 'em so much!" laughing "Ain't war hell?!" all from Full Metal Jacket, my favorite Kubrick film. |
03-11-2005, 03:38 PM | #26 (permalink) | |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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03-11-2005, 03:43 PM | #27 (permalink) |
Stick it in your five hole!
Location: Michigan, USA
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and one more from my second favorite Carpenter movie, Big Trouble In Little China:
"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." |
03-11-2005, 03:43 PM | #28 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Eddie Barzoon! Eddie Barzoon! Ha! I nursed him through two divorces, a cocaine rehab, and a pregnant receptionist. God's creature, right? God's special creature? Ha! And I've warned him, Kevin, I've warned him every step of the way. Watching him bounce around like a fucking game, like a wind-up toy! Like 250 pounds of self-serving greed on wheels! The next thousand years is right around the corner, Kevin, and Eddie Barzoon--take a good look. Because he's the poster child for the next millennium! These people, it's no mystery where they come from. You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it could split atoms with its desire, you build egos the size of cathedrals, fiberopticly connect the world to every-eager-impulse, grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green gold-played fantasies until every human becomes an aspiring emperor! Becomes his own God! Where can you go from there? And as for scrambling from one deal to the next, who's got his eye on the planet? As the air thickens, the water sours, even the bees honey takes on the metallic taste of radioactivity--and it just keeps coming! And it just keeps coming! Faster and faster! There's no chance to think, to prepare, it's `buy futures, sell futures' when there is no future!! We've got a runaway train, boy!! We've got a billion Eddie Barzoons all jogging into the future. Every one of them reading to fist-fuck God's ex-planet, lick their fingers clean as they reach out with their pristine cybernetic keyboards to total up their billable hours!! And then it hits home! It's a little late in the game to buy out now!! Your belly's too full, your dick is sore, your eyes are bloodshot, and you're screaming for someone to help!! But guess what? There's no one there!! You're all alone, Eddie!! You're God's special little creature!!
Who, in their right mind Kevin, could possibly deny the 20th century was entirely mine? All of it. Al Pacino, Devils Advocate
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03-11-2005, 05:04 PM | #31 (permalink) | |
Getting Medieval on your ass
Location: 13th century Europe
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03-16-2005, 03:03 PM | #33 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Boston, MA
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Wallstreet-
"How much is enough?" Gekko, "It's not a question of enough, pal. It's a zero sum game, somebody wins, somebody loses. Money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply transferred from one perception to another." Scarface -In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. -All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I break them for no-one, you understand?
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03-16-2005, 03:11 PM | #34 (permalink) |
Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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The Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors ... Freddy Krueger: I said, where's
the fucking bourbon? Smokey and the Bandit Buford T. Justice: There's no way, no WAY that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth. Bandit: Nice matching suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 69 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf.
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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!! |
03-16-2005, 03:15 PM | #36 (permalink) | |
Addict
Location: Seattle, WA
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03-16-2005, 03:17 PM | #37 (permalink) |
Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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Highlander
Heather to Connor: You can do that to me forever if you like, my Lord. Connor MacLeod: Help me, I'm drowning! Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez: You can't drown, you fool, you're immortal!
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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!! |
03-16-2005, 08:47 PM | #38 (permalink) | |
It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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Mine Sean: I have to go to college mother His mom: But why?! Sean: BECAUSE..THATS WHAT YA DO...AFTER HIGHSCHOOL!! Colin Hanks aka Sean - Orange County. Asta!!
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"I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys! - Asta!! |
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03-16-2005, 09:26 PM | #39 (permalink) |
Lennonite Priest
Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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Scene: Woody Allen and the ever hot Diane Keaton are walking down the street talking about how pot makes her enjoy sex more..... then they question and older couple
"Well we use a vibrating egg." I was 8 when I saw that had no idea what it meant but thought it was absolutely funny.... esp. Allen's reaction afterward. then there's the classic..... "I'm out of order.... I'm out of order....you're out of order your honor, the whole damn system is out of order" PACINO.... "AND JUSTICE FOR ALL" "Fredo, you were my brother and you betrayed me, I know it was you Fredo.... " PACINO "GODFATHER2" GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE. "It'll be someone you trust. He'll come to you and have a plan to make the peace..." Marlon Brando "THE GODFATHER" Where Don Corleone tells Micheal when to expect his betrayal. PACINO "DOGDAY AFTERNOON" : " I'm dyin' over here, I'm goin' to Wisconsin." Finally the most misquoted line from the movies..... the real lines are....... "Of all the gin joints in all the world, she had to come here. Play it Sam." "I'm not sure I know it, boss......" "You played it for her you can play for me....." BOGIE "CASABLANCA"
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" |
03-17-2005, 05:55 PM | #40 (permalink) |
Muffled
Location: Camazotz
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Theming on "alone" to excess...sorry.
"I'm alone, I am not lonely." -- Neil, Heat "Alone in the dark with nothing but your thoughts, time can draw out like a blade." -- Red, Shawshank Redemption "I have felt alone all my life, except with you. I must go." -- Lucilla, Gladiator "When I was young, I was greedy and foolish, and now I'm left with no one. Wrinkled and alone." -- Billy Mack, Love Actually "We were frightened of being left alone for the rest of our lives. Only people of a certain disposition are frightened of being alone for the rest of their lives at the age of 26, and we were of that disposition." -- Rob, High Fidelity "There is no one looking out for us. We are all alone." -- Graham Hess, Signs "I'm tired of being alone. That's what I'm tired of." -- Sera, Leaving Las Vegas And the ultimate in simplicity: "Alone: bad. Friend: good!" -- The Monster, Bride of Frankenstein
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