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Old 01-28-2005, 03:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Tara Reid = Streetwalker Barbie



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Her performance as curator Aline Cedrac is horrific, with the diction of a moron, the expressiveness of a block of wood and the wardrobe of Streetwalker Barbie.
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Old 01-28-2005, 03:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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snap. and now she's not even good to look at with that horrific boob scar. ick. one way ticket to obscurity please.
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Old 01-28-2005, 05:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL! "Slater runs around looking constipated". It would be hilarious if, in some interview two months after release, Slater goes "and Jay, I had the WORST case of constipation ever, throughout the filming of that movie."
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Old 01-29-2005, 03:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I predict a quick move to the pages of Playboy - not that it ever actually helps anyone's career, but to use the airbrushing magic to remove the lingering image burned into our collective conscious of the Frankenipple, and make her a bit doable again. I know this sounds LA cliche - but I went to a few parties where she and I had mutual friends, and so we have actually had several conversations. It is a more vacant experience than you would even guess.
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Old 01-29-2005, 08:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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She better have those boobies fixed if she's gonna be in Playboy anytime soon. Hehe
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Old 01-29-2005, 11:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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just because she received a terrible boob job doesn't discount her looks. we never saw her naked before the dress fell and many people found her attractive. yet after her tits were revealed, she was declared unattractive. come on, her acting may suck, but she's still a looker!
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Old 01-30-2005, 12:28 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm not denying that she is hot, it's just that left Franken-nip that catches everyones attention. Of course she's still hot. There is no denying that. As for her acting...
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Old 01-30-2005, 07:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Was she a terrible actress before the boob job or after the boob job?
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Old 01-30-2005, 07:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Was she a terrible actress before the boob job or after the boob job?
call me strange...but i'd say both
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
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^^^ agrees
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Old 01-31-2005, 01:29 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Franken tit... Was and always will be a terrible actress. I will not deny that she is hot outside of her recent surgery. Also if she was to grace the pages of Playboy... I think that you all would be pleasantly surprised (with the help of airbrushing)
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Old 01-31-2005, 09:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Someone care to fill me in on this 'Franken-tit' business? Sounds like you guys are being pretty harsh.
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Old 02-01-2005, 12:31 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Airbrush can and will fix Franken-Tit. It's been proven to work before.
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Old 02-01-2005, 07:16 AM   #14 (permalink)
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What the hell is everyone talking about? Frankentit? When did she show her knockers? Link or pic, give me something so I can put this in context.

Boy, that sounds desperate, doesn't it.
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Old 02-01-2005, 07:30 AM   #15 (permalink)
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<a href="http://www.jonmega.com/gallery/Tara_Reid_Oops">Tara Reid Oops</a> this is one of the few times you'll ever see a boobie and go "ew" just so you know.
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Old 02-01-2005, 07:56 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Ok, her acting ability is...well...pretty much non-existent. However, you guys are being a little harsh on the bottched boob job.
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Old 02-01-2005, 08:11 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Well, the boob job is pretty bad. I don't think she's all that pretty to begin with. Anyway, Tara would like you all to know that she's smrt. Wait, she meant smart.


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LOOK HOW SMART I AM!

By LISA ARCELLA

January 27, 2005 -- TARA Reid wants to convince you she's not the person these photos suggest. For truer insight into the real Tara Reid, she says, see the character she plays in the new sci-fi thriller "Alone in the Dark" (top)- a genius anthropologist noted more for her infallible memory than her inflated mammaries.

Reid a brainiac?

Believe it, says the 29-year-old actress.

"People think I am America's party girl, which is just stupid. I have done 24 movies and I am creating my own TV show," says Reid.

"I think people are going to believe me in that character and see I am capable of diversity."

She's confident she will eventually win the public relations battle.

"I think I am doing that slowly but surely," she said. "That's how the turtle won the race! People are starting to see that I am so much more."

Truth is, she says, "I am a very smart girl, and people don't realize that."

Her role in the video game-based "Alone in the Dark" is part of her master plan to change her public image. Reid stars as the love interest of Christian Slater, a detective of the paranormal who is investigating evil demons that plan to take over the world.

The plot, Reid says, is "hard to explain, but once you see it, it is really a good movie. It's very smart."

The 5-foot-5 blonde, who made her name in the "American Pie" films, will also star in the upcoming films "Land of Canaan" and "Wicked Prayer."

She has several movies in the works through her production company, Hi Happy Films, and is about to shoot the pilot of an as-yet-untitled sitcom that she is creating, producing and starring in for Fox.

"It's going to be awesome," she proclaims. "It will be loosely based on me - an actress in Hollywood who is always in love, falling out of love, getting in trouble, getting into trouble with the press. Someone who is trying to be good, but sometimes she can't help herself - like a Lucille Ball character.

"I think it will show that I don't take seriously what people say, and that I'll have the last laugh."

So does Reid stand any chance of redeeming her image?

Noting that "Americans love to give people a break," MSNBC gossip columnist Jeanette Walls says she wouldn't rule it out. But "she's going to have to turn in one incredible acting performance."

And Reid as a brainy academic is "a serious acting stretch," says Walls. "She might want to play an assistant district attorney first - something in between."

"One success and people forgive anything," adds David Poland, who writes the Hot Button column for Movie City News.

Reid ought to "make a bunch of good indie movies and show people she can act," he suggests, adding that it's yet to be revealed whether or not she can. Also, he says, "it wouldn't hurt to lose the implants. They're not helping her."

Though she may look and sound like the quintessential California girl, Reid was born and raised in Wyckoff, N.J.

"Once you get to know me, you would know in a second that I am an East Coast girl," she explains. "You can tell because I'm not flaky, and I will tell you how it is. I also walk faster than they walk in L.A."

She won't comment on her relationship status, but she's most recently been photographed smooching Anna Kournikova's ex, hockey star Sergei Fedorov.

"It would be the ultimate dream for me to win an Academy Award, be in love and have kids," she explains. "Then I would say, 'Life is great! I have done everything I wanted.' I keep trying to get closer to that.

"I also think when that happens, people will finally leave me alone."
To the above article I say.. snicker. Hee! She so crazy
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Old 02-01-2005, 08:17 PM   #18 (permalink)
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we never saw her naked before the dress fell
Actually, she showed her pre-boob job boobs in this movie



Link to pic is here (didn't post the actual pic since this isn't the Titty Board and feels strange to throw T&A pics on this board):
http://www.celeb-galleries.com/celeb...ara_reid04.jpg

Definitely not an ugly chick, but her boob job was definitely bad. As for her acting abilities, she's not great by any means, but she hasn't been awful in the things I remember seeing her in.
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Old 02-01-2005, 09:01 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Did anyone see her get interviewed for this movie on the Late Late show? They slammed her on Best Week Ever haha.

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Old 02-01-2005, 09:06 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I still think she's hot.

And I also believe that most people here who complain about her wouldn't turn her away if she hit on them in a bar some night.

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Old 02-01-2005, 09:36 PM   #21 (permalink)
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can we use hte < sign instead...haha... she was hot in american pie than just got really slutty and bitchey... she would yell crazy stuff at clubs when they would not let her in cause she was too crazy. still is a horrible actress and will continue to make bad movies
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Old 02-01-2005, 10:02 PM   #22 (permalink)
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You guys got me curious now....

I just googled tara reid's tits cause I want to see the hideous scar for myself.

UGH!!!!! She'll never see playboy.
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Old 02-01-2005, 10:03 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I still think she's hot.

And I also believe that most people here who complain about her wouldn't turn her away if she hit on them in a bar some night.

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Old 02-01-2005, 10:16 PM   #24 (permalink)
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She is still hott even with the scar.
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