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Fremen · 01-11-2005, 12:56 AM

The new season of The Surreal Life debuted this past weekend and it's the funniest thing on tv I've seen in a long while.

Anybody else seen the show?
If you missed it, it airs at various times every day this week on VH-1.

I guess I now find lowbrow humor generates more laughs out of me than so-called sitcoms.

Enough about me, let's talk about a drunken-naked-angry dwarf riding a mini-Hoveround, a high/drunken female ex-wrestler, an unbelievabley buff ex-child star, a still hot-as-hell female ex-rocker, a couple of pretty models I haven't ever heard of, and some nobody female rapper that gripes everyone else in the mansion is a has-been.

What the hell were these people thinking when they agreed to do this?
Whatever it was, I'm glad they weren't thinking too hard.

Here's a blurb about the show and the cast list:

Quote:

The fourth installment of VH1's The Surreal Life serves up an all-new eclectic mix of celebrity personalities including: former wrestler Chyna Doll; Jane Wiedlin (The Go-Gos); Christopher Knight (The Brady Bunch); Verne Troyer (Austin Powers); model Marcus Schenkenberg; rap star Da Brat; and Adrianne Curry (America's Next Top Model). The new group of pop culture originals will find themselves starring in their own kung-fu movie, riding horses at a dude ranch, and of course hooking up and fighting it out.

http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/the_sur...es_about.jhtml

It's hard not to laugh at Verne's drunken antics, pathetic and pitiful though they are.
And Jane Wiedlin is, and always will be, one fine woman.

The whole show is like an accident scene you can't help but slowing down to gawk at.

Check it out if you get the chance, it's worth it if only for the wtf!?! factor.

K-Wise · 01-11-2005, 06:31 AM

Vern Troyer steals the show. He kissed Chyna Dolls ass cheek, then got piss drunk and started stroking Peter Brady's nose and staring deeply into his eyes while tugging on his shirt..Then goes and drives around nude and pisses in the corner of the work out room. This may be the best one ever.

Asta!!

Cycler · 01-13-2005, 06:31 PM

Crazy stuff. I agree kind of like a train wreck.

MageB420666 · 01-13-2005, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by K-Wise

Then goes and drives around nude and pisses in the corner of the work out room.

Asta!!

That was funny as hell! It was even funnier when someone told him that it wasn't the bathroom and he replied that it was.

K-Wise · 01-13-2005, 06:54 PM

Yeah Da Brat was like "Thats not the bathroom baby"

Asta!!

FlatLand Flyer · 01-13-2005, 11:31 PM

This is one of the funniest things I have ever see. Verne is a hilarious angry, drunken, perverted dwarf.

Who would have thought that a buff female wrestler would be a drunken, smoking whore? I could have the drunken and whore parts, but the smoking really caught me off guard.

Peter Brady is pretty cool and that chick model is hot as hell.

brianna · 01-14-2005, 06:01 AM

I am not afraid to admit that I am *in love* with peter brady. he's nice, responsible, and has a smoking 8 pack. now that his voice and body has... "rearanged"... i'd like to make his "sunshine day".

kutulu · 01-14-2005, 01:20 PM

Jane Wiedlin was a lot cuter than I expected her to be. As far as older women go I'd totally hit that.

caz · 01-14-2005, 01:33 PM

I thought the show was hilarious... Agreed that VT stole the show. Anyone wanna take a stab at what that noise he was making sounded like?

silent_jay · 01-15-2005, 12:33 AM

Just finished watching it, no idea what those sounds were but VT is a strange little man. He was so trashed, I just couldn't stop laughing. I think Da Brat might stay around just because of the train wreck factor she just won't be able to leave. Chyna, well she's just plain old crazy, how could she not know the room was for Verne? Small fucking everything, she needs to buy a clue. The chick from the Go Go's is pretty cool, I don't really remember the Go Go's I think I've tried to block the 80's from memory, the model chick is hot, I mean really hot.

veruca · 01-15-2005, 06:50 AM

I am in love with Peter Brady too..lol..I can see why that model girl is going to marry him. He really grew up into a good looking man, and he seems to be really nice too.
And verne is too much...it's almost uncomfortable to watch him skeeze all over that girl, and then get so drunk he rolls around like a turtle and they have to carry him to bed..lol...i hope it only gets better

CandyLover · 01-15-2005, 08:10 AM

Hah the show is great, i'm not much for reality t.v but clebritys together = funny.

Lockjaw · 01-15-2005, 09:24 AM

I watched the last season and I just felt dirty at the end seeing Flavor Flav and Bridgette Nielson gum each other.....nasty. So I can imagine that this is going to be even worse with a drunken little person gyrating around.

One thing that I have noticed that was mentioned so many of these people don't realize that they are washed up and that is part of the joke. Jordan Knight last season was walking around like he was still hot shit. And that little Ryan trick that was a runner up on American Idol..wasn't even in the top 5 IIRC was acting like she was some kind of uber diva that was above it all. Trick you are a never were the only thing worse than a has been.

skinnymofo · 01-15-2005, 12:50 PM

ive seen the first episode and i thought it was the funniest thing ive ever seen on TV in a really long time. I dont watch reality tv except for american idol at the begining for the auditions.
Has there been more than just the first show so far? i just caught it by accident

K-Wise · 01-16-2005, 11:54 AM

I think the new episode is tommorow oh wait..it is tommorow okay I think it's today.

Asta!!

wwcd101 · 01-24-2005, 12:11 PM

I thought they were making available for purchase an uncensored copy of previous surreal lifes. The VH1 site had nothing about it that I could find.

Anybody heard about this? It would be more fun to watch.

Thanks for listening.

wrestlerdiva · 01-24-2005, 07:49 PM

http://www.surreallifedvd.com/

wwcd101 · 01-25-2005, 07:08 AM

That's great.

We might even get lucky and have an occasional vid clip posted here!

Thanks for listening.

ranger · 01-25-2005, 09:09 AM

Not to crush you guys, but Jane? Hot? She must weigh 80 lbs, and short hair on a woman is slightly creepy. And she seems to whine way too much.

Knight seems funny as hell. He's talking about how he likes Verne but if he gets sick off him Knight will drown him.

01-11-2005, 06:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Vern Troyer steals the show. He kissed Chyna Dolls ass cheek, then got piss drunk and started stroking Peter Brady's nose and staring deeply into his eyes while tugging on his shirt..Then goes and drives around nude and pisses in the corner of the work out room. This may be the best one ever. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

01-13-2005, 06:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
Cycler Float on.... Alright Location: Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains, i.e. Oklahoma	Crazy stuff. I agree kind of like a train wreck. __________________ "I'm not even supposed to be here today." "I assure you we're open."

01-13-2005, 06:54 PM	#5 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Yeah Da Brat was like "Thats not the bathroom baby" Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

01-15-2005, 12:33 AM	#10 (permalink)
silent_jay Her Jay Location: Ontario for now....	Just finished watching it, no idea what those sounds were but VT is a strange little man. He was so trashed, I just couldn't stop laughing. I think Da Brat might stay around just because of the train wreck factor she just won't be able to leave. Chyna, well she's just plain old crazy, how could she not know the room was for Verne? Small fucking everything, she needs to buy a clue. The chick from the Go Go's is pretty cool, I don't really remember the Go Go's I think I've tried to block the 80's from memory, the model chick is hot, I mean really hot. __________________ Absence makes the heart grow fonder

01-15-2005, 06:50 AM	#11 (permalink)
veruca Psycho Location: 4 privet drive	I am in love with Peter Brady too..lol..I can see why that model girl is going to marry him. He really grew up into a good looking man, and he seems to be really nice too. And verne is too much...it's almost uncomfortable to watch him skeeze all over that girl, and then get so drunk he rolls around like a turtle and they have to carry him to bed..lol...i hope it only gets better __________________ How you turned my world, you precious thing You starve and near exhaust me Everything I've done, I've done for you I move the stars for no one

01-13-2005, 11:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
FlatLand Flyer Insane Location: Eastern, WA	This is one of the funniest things I have ever see. Verne is a hilarious angry, drunken, perverted dwarf. Who would have thought that a buff female wrestler would be a drunken, smoking whore? I could have the drunken and whore parts, but the smoking really caught me off guard. Peter Brady is pretty cool and that chick model is hot as hell.

01-14-2005, 06:01 AM	#7 (permalink)
brianna Addict Location: nyc	I am not afraid to admit that I am in love with peter brady. he's nice, responsible, and has a smoking 8 pack. now that his voice and body has... "rearanged"... i'd like to make his "sunshine day".

01-14-2005, 01:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
kutulu Junkie	Jane Wiedlin was a lot cuter than I expected her to be. As far as older women go I'd totally hit that.

01-14-2005, 01:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
caz Tilted Location: Illinois	I thought the show was hilarious... Agreed that VT stole the show. Anyone wanna take a stab at what that noise he was making sounded like?

01-15-2005, 08:10 AM	#12 (permalink)
CandyLover Upright Location: US	Hah the show is great, i'm not much for reality t.v but clebritys together = funny. __________________ The sweet isn't as sweet without the bitter.

01-15-2005, 09:24 AM	#13 (permalink)
Lockjaw Junkie	I watched the last season and I just felt dirty at the end seeing Flavor Flav and Bridgette Nielson gum each other.....nasty. So I can imagine that this is going to be even worse with a drunken little person gyrating around. One thing that I have noticed that was mentioned so many of these people don't realize that they are washed up and that is part of the joke. Jordan Knight last season was walking around like he was still hot shit. And that little Ryan trick that was a runner up on American Idol..wasn't even in the top 5 IIRC was acting like she was some kind of uber diva that was above it all. Trick you are a never were the only thing worse than a has been.

01-15-2005, 12:50 PM	#14 (permalink)
skinnymofo Addict ed to smack Location: Seattle	ive seen the first episode and i thought it was the funniest thing ive ever seen on TV in a really long time. I dont watch reality tv except for american idol at the begining for the auditions. Has there been more than just the first show so far? i just caught it by accident

01-16-2005, 11:54 AM	#15 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	I think the new episode is tommorow oh wait..it is tommorow okay I think it's today. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

01-24-2005, 12:11 PM	#16 (permalink)
wwcd101 Insane	Uncensored video? I thought they were making available for purchase an uncensored copy of previous surreal lifes. The VH1 site had nothing about it that I could find. Anybody heard about this? It would be more fun to watch. Thanks for listening.

01-24-2005, 07:49 PM	#17 (permalink)
wrestlerdiva Tilted Location: Boring ass KS	http://www.surreallifedvd.com/ __________________ "To achieve you have to believe." Matt Hardy

01-25-2005, 07:08 AM	#18 (permalink)
wwcd101 Insane	That's great. We might even get lucky and have an occasional vid clip posted here! Thanks for listening.

01-25-2005, 09:09 AM	#19 (permalink)
ranger Crazy Location: antioch IL	Not to crush you guys, but Jane? Hot? She must weigh 80 lbs, and short hair on a woman is slightly creepy. And she seems to whine way too much. Knight seems funny as hell. He's talking about how he likes Verne but if he gets sick off him Knight will drown him.