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Old 12-30-2004, 01:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Van Helsing

Has anyone here seen the movie 'Van Helsing? I thought it was a decent movie. What is your review of it? *Yay! A Australian main actor, Hugh Jackman WOooo*

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Old 12-30-2004, 06:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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It was alright.

It's not a movie where I'd go up to someone and say, "Damn, you REALLY need to see Van Helsing!!"

...but it's not one where I'd say, "...that was stupid. Really stupid and a complete waste of time..."

Too much CGI - especially Dr. Jeckyll/Mr. Hyde.

Plot was hard to grasp. Dracula and those vampire ladies made dead vampire kids and Frankenstein's monster is needed to give them life? Hmm... that's another thing: they give the name "Frankenstein" to Frankenstein's monster. Generally the creature isn't named.
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Old 12-31-2004, 04:30 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I liked it because of the story line was so unique. The way they blended the Dracula story line into Frankenstein's was clever.
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Old 12-31-2004, 12:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Has anyone here seen the movie 'Van Helsing? I thought it was a decent movie. What is your review of it? *Yay! A Australian main actor, Hugh Jackman WOooo*

Thanks guys (keep the flaming of the movie to a min)
So are you saying that people should only post their opinion if they liked the movie? Just curious.
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Old 12-31-2004, 01:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The only thing I liked about this movie was Kate Beckinsale. Other than that I wanted my 6$ back.
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Old 01-01-2005, 03:08 PM   #6 (permalink)
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MrKlixx I didn't mean dont critise it but dont go and say "OMIGOD IT SUXORZ COS I DIDN"T GET IT COS IT SUXORZ" ...

Nice, consise arguments against it are totaly accepted
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Old 01-01-2005, 08:14 PM   #7 (permalink)
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The only thing I liked about this movie was Kate Beckinsale. Other than that I wanted my 6$ back.
I agree, but she was almost worth the $6... wait a sec, I paid $8... damn!
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Old 01-01-2005, 08:56 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I thought it was complete and utter pants.

Mind numbingly bad.

Machine gun cross-bows?! SIGH

Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula is an excellent example of how to make a good, atmospheric, mature vampire movie.




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Old 01-02-2005, 02:56 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I reckon it was a brave attempt to modernize horror but still involve classic. Failed, but had the ability to be good.

The script let it down...
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Old 01-02-2005, 04:58 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I was not expecting much, therefore I was not disappointed. I am, however, glad I didn't spend $8.50 to watch it in the theaters.
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Old 01-02-2005, 02:47 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I call it Van-Helstink. It was pretty bad. Vampires flying in the middle of the day because it is cloudy? Come on.
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Old 01-03-2005, 08:56 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Not the best or the worst movie I've ever seen.
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Old 01-04-2005, 01:07 AM   #13 (permalink)
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One of the worst movies I have ever seen. Up there with the likes of Dumb and Dumber-er.
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Old 01-05-2005, 02:58 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Its a ok moive to switch off and chill out to. Not one that takes a great deal of thought to watch.
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Old 01-07-2005, 07:58 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I found it entertaining. Not one I would put on my watch over again and again list.
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Old 01-07-2005, 07:59 PM   #16 (permalink)
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is it true that a sequel is going to be made?
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Old 01-07-2005, 08:02 PM   #17 (permalink)
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van helsing was interesting. did anyone notice in the movie, van helsing's age is unknown and some of his memory is gone????? hmmm didn't the same actor have a role like that in X-MEN - Wolverine/Logan
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