Santa's Slay - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Church · 12-20-2004, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Synopsis
It turns out that Santa Claus (WWE Wrestling star Goldberg) is not really the cuddly, harmless old fellow that we all know and love. In fact, he’s a devil, and the only thing that has been keeping his bad side in check all this time is a bet he lost with an angel.

Now, the bet has expired, and 1000 years of good cheer will be replaced by Christmas fear. This Christmas will be a violent night of chaos, with Santa bashing his way through town. Local boy Nicholas (Douglas Smith), his girlfriend Mac (Emilie de Ravin), and his crazy Grandfather (Robert Culp) are the only ones who know the truth about Santa, and can save their town and the world.

SANTA’S SLAY is a fast paced horror/ comedy which casts everybody’s favorite Holiday figure, Santa Claus, in a very different – and sinister – light.

And who play's Santa in this one? None other than Goldberg! lol

Has anyone heard of this yet? Any thoughts about it? Think it will flop, Riddick success, or go TV pretty quick?

Coppertop · 12-20-2004, 06:19 PM

Hadn't heard of it before now. I'd put my money on a very quick and silent death for this film. And what's with that pic? Santa lose a finger or what?

cyrnel · 12-20-2004, 07:07 PM

Ooh, he's an _angry_ elf!

K-Wise · 12-20-2004, 08:54 PM

I was gonna post about this a while back but decided not to because it looked so unbelievable stupid. I don't know what I was thinking.

Asta!!

Fire · 12-21-2004, 12:38 AM

hollywood has finally hit the point wher I cannot keep up with the new lows- its like an elevator that only goes down and will soon shoot out somewhere in china....

gduventree · 12-21-2004, 03:04 PM

While the premise has comedic potential, if the movie takes itself too seriously it'll just be really bad. I also doubt that Goldberg has the acting capabilities to be anything other than a big menacing oaf.

12-20-2004, 06:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Hadn't heard of it before now. I'd put my money on a very quick and silent death for this film. And what's with that pic? Santa lose a finger or what? Last edited by Coppertop; 12-20-2004 at 06:19 PM.. Reason: words

12-20-2004, 08:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	I was gonna post about this a while back but decided not to because it looked so unbelievable stupid. I don't know what I was thinking. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

12-21-2004, 12:38 AM	#5 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	hollywood has finally hit the point wher I cannot keep up with the new lows- its like an elevator that only goes down and will soon shoot out somewhere in china.... __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

12-20-2004, 07:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
cyrnel Adequate Location: In my angry-dome.	Ooh, he's an _angry_ elf!

12-21-2004, 03:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
gduventree Crazy Location: Vancouver	While the premise has comedic potential, if the movie takes itself too seriously it'll just be really bad. I also doubt that Goldberg has the acting capabilities to be anything other than a big menacing oaf.