Jaleel White (Urkel) makes a new career choice! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

K-Wise · 11-20-2004, 12:10 PM

Not sure whether to put this here, or nonsense. We'll take a vote and one of the mods can move it if you think he should haha.

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Jaleel White, better known as Steve Urkel from Family Matters, recently shocked Hollywood with his decision to enter the Ultimate Fighting Championship.

White has begun a strenuous physical training regimen, and claims that, "...people underestimate me. They see me as scrawny and weak, like Steve Urkel. Here's a reality check, folks. That's just television, alright? The world will soon see what I'm capable of."

Jaleel will practice under the name of Jaleel "Dynamite" White, and will practice a combat style which mixes Tai-Chi and Billy Blank's Tai-Bo. You can look for seeing Jaleel "Dynamite" White within the next UFC season. .

<MARQUEE>".....people underestimate me. They see me as scrawny and weak, like Steve Urkel. Here's a reality check, folks. That's just television, alright? The world will soon see what I'm capable of....."</MARQUEE>

Look at me! I will FUCK you up!

Asta!!

filtherton · 11-20-2004, 12:51 PM

It's good to see he hasn't left the comedy biz.

paddyjoe · 11-20-2004, 12:53 PM

Was he entering ultimate fighting or ultimate slap fighting?

Lockjaw · 11-20-2004, 02:51 PM

Tae Bo and Tai Chi? Man I've never ordered a UFC fight but if he gets in I will HAVE to see this if for nothing more than the fighting style.
Can you seriously beat people up with something you can learn off a video tape and at the local community college in a class full of geriatrics?

punx1325 · 11-20-2004, 03:00 PM

Well it will be funny to see him get fucked up.

bundy · 11-20-2004, 03:23 PM

whats with those boots?

Willravel · 11-20-2004, 04:22 PM

Ken [Shamrock] already told me he'd love to rip this kid apart. UFC isn't a joke. Urkel is in for an entertaining rude awakening.

Charlatan · 11-20-2004, 04:45 PM

A good friend of mine runs King of the Cage and he just can't stop laughing about this guy...

The one celeb that I would like to see in the ring is Joe Rogan... apparently he can fight...

...by the way... Ken Shamrock is a pussy (jk)

K-Wise · 11-20-2004, 09:58 PM

So this shit is actually for real eh? Unfuckinbelievable.. May God be with him...I hope for his sake he really does know what he's doing.

Asta!!

Gman · 11-20-2004, 10:37 PM

hahahahahahaha!

Now he's gonna have a legitimate reason to walk around like Urkel.

K-Wise · 11-20-2004, 10:42 PM

It'd be really great if he got in the ring dressed in his old Urkel costume...might give him a much needed edge.

Asta!!

pan6467 · 11-20-2004, 11:31 PM

Well it's nice to see the kid actors of the 90's are starting to age as well as those of the 50's thru 80's.

Ah drugs, inflated egos, surrounding yourself all your life with nothing but yes people and being able to get away with anything sure has it's perks doesn't it, Ashley, Jaleel, the other actress from Family Matters that starred in porn?

Just ask Dana Plato, Danny Bonaduce, Todd Bridges, Erin Moran, Tracey Gold, and so on and so on .......

Course there are a few who grew up ok...... ummm..... the Brady Bunch kids?.... ummmmmmm the Jackson 5....... ummmmmm I know the Osmonds and Alyssa Milano, oh wait..... Alyssa's mom did that anti porn site and swore her daughter would never do nudies.... until Alyssa's career had gone into the shitter.

What these poor kids will do when they grow up to try to get the attention and love they had as kids.

guthmund · 11-21-2004, 01:37 AM

That's one tough looking sum' bitch.

I especially like the coat he's sportin'

Jadedfox · 11-21-2004, 08:26 AM

LMAO!!

"Look at me! I will FUCK you up!"

That just made my day. Serioulsy.
And soon the Bears will spank the colts too

--jaded

Paradise Lost · 11-21-2004, 11:26 AM

For some reason, New Year's Eve 2002 I saw a whole marathon of UFC bouts from past years, and the kid wouldn't last two minutes in the ring. Also, he IS scrawny, the real fighters are beasts. I give him 6 months before he turns into the next Stephen Hawking.

stonegrody · 11-21-2004, 12:17 PM

What if he seriously kicks ass??? Damn, that would be quite shocking. I think he's gonna get torn to pieces but it would be hilarious if he actually does well.

K-Wise · 11-21-2004, 12:24 PM

^ Yes it would haha. I know the little girl from Family Matters was in porn but Urkel was too?! No fuckin way. Must be the funniest porn ever! (Pre-maturely ejaculates) "Did I do that?!

"

Asta!!

silent_jay · 11-21-2004, 06:06 PM

Should rank up there with Screech and Horeshack stepping into the ring, although Urkel could get seriously fucked up.

Kaos · 11-21-2004, 08:14 PM

Guys, it's a fake...http://www.sandrarose.net/

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PLEASE NOTE: The man in the pictures being widely circulated around the internet is NOT Jaleel White. He is a well-known Atlanta celebrity stylist who does not look at all like Jaleel White. The pictures have been removed from my server.

K-Wise · 11-21-2004, 09:00 PM

All that says is the pictures fake not the news.

Okay so I take it he looks more like THIS now eh?

I'll agree looks nothing like him. Now though he does look more manly now than before lets be realistic

UFC FIGHTERS

I'm just hoping he's really been practiced up cause I've seen a sumo wrestler sized dude running out of the ring crying after being kicked in the thiegh by a guy less than half his size.

Asta!!

mystmarimatt · 11-22-2004, 12:19 AM

Well, it's only natural. First, the Ultimate Fighting Championship, next, re-earning the respect of people worldwide!

tooblekane · 11-22-2004, 12:49 PM

i kind of figured he was dead. not yet, apparently.

Averett · 11-22-2004, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaos

Guys, it's a fake...http://www.sandrarose.net/

I was about to say, that guy doesn't look like Urkel at all. He's pretty stacked actually. Had some crappy UPN show for a bit there....

Suave · 11-22-2004, 01:09 PM

I wanna see Jet Li do some ultimate fighting.

omega2K4 · 11-22-2004, 01:27 PM

Ahahahahahah @ Tai-Bo. He will get destroyed. UFC is lame anyway, all about the Pride Fighting Championships.

Stompy · 11-22-2004, 01:33 PM

This can't be real.

"Tae Bo" is not a martial art. It's an aerobic exercise... to say, "I know Tae Bo" or to say, "My fighting is a mixture of Tai Chi and Tae Bo" is on par with saying, "I'll kick your ass with my moves I picked up from Buns of Steel," or "Yes, my training consists of Tai Chi and Buns of Steel."

stonegrody · 11-22-2004, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by K-Wise

^ Yes it would haha. I know the little girl from Family Matters was in porn but Urkel was too?! No fuckin way. Must be the funniest porn ever! (Pre-maturely ejaculates) "Did I do that?!

"

Asta!!

Oh shit, that's too damn funny

World's King · 11-22-2004, 03:23 PM

I guess he wants to die.

K-Wise · 11-22-2004, 03:30 PM

^ Ahahaha what a way to go!

Asta!!

1slOwCD8 · 11-22-2004, 04:08 PM

O man this is funny. I definately have got to see this. U never know, he could be good.

K-Wise · 11-22-2004, 06:49 PM

Like I said for his sake I hope he is. It'd be fuckin great if he is. I'll be rootin for him. I always liked him, not the character but the guy..seemed like a nice dude...he's prolly gonna die though.

Asta!!

Paq · 11-22-2004, 07:28 PM

http://www.infinityboxing.com/UFCstuff/tito5-200.jpg

is this daniel puder that's on WWF right now? (WWE, whatever)

1slOwCD8 · 11-22-2004, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Paq

http://www.infinityboxing.com/UFCstuff/tito5-200.jpg

is this daniel puder that's on WWF right now? (WWE, whatever)

Isnt he the guy on "tought enough?" Wow, thats interesting, so doing fake wrestling is a step up? I guess it is called "professional" wrestling.

Paq · 11-22-2004, 09:15 PM

yeah, that's what i'm asking. if it is, then yeah, pro wrestling is a step up for him. He was pretty good in UFC from what i understand and now he can make a ton of money in the WWE. he seems to be the most over right now and he has the legit skills to back it up. a couple weeks ago, he was against angle (the gold medalist) and had angle in a key lock in a 'shoot' fight. neither of them knew that would be in a match that night and puder really locked a submission move on angle....a guy with a legitimately bad neck...and was about 20 seconds away from causing angle to have to get surgery again. They did a cheap assed way for angle to win, but by that time, his arm was numb and he was PISSED...so i'm really hoping he wins and is in wrestlin gnow. i think he'd be great to watch.

and yes, i'm a pro wrestling fan grad student chess player...I just keep up with wrestling for fun...really...and yes, it's fake, but there are certain parts that aren't...like the angle/puder matchup. It seriously only lasted about 45 seconds with puder locking in a keylock and almost making angle legitimately lose/tap out...

(courtesy of www.wrestlingdotcom.com and 1wrestling.com)

LIMilf · 11-22-2004, 09:26 PM

This is a joke, oh god please tell me this is a joke. If thats true, then we have truly see the end of Jaleel "Urkel" White. May he rest in peace.

K-Wise · 11-23-2004, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Paq

http://www.infinityboxing.com/UFCstuff/tito5-200.jpg

is this daniel puder that's on WWF right now? (WWE, whatever)

The link says Tito but I guess it is. I dunno anything about these guys. I don't have the money to rent those things. I'd save up to see Jaleel though.

Asta!!

crossova · 11-24-2004, 06:38 AM

wow whats Jaleel in those boots. omg thats too funny.

K-Wise · 11-24-2004, 04:03 PM

^^ Haha no it's not, but the other pictures are him.

Asta!!

Esoteric · 11-25-2004, 12:26 AM

I hope he'll be able to hold his own, otherwise I think he's doomed.

heccubusiv · 11-26-2004, 07:39 PM

those guys are ripped and are killing machines, he does not look like a machine... if i was his family i would double their life insurance

11-20-2004, 03:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
punx1325 Junkie Location: San Diego	Well it will be funny to see him get fucked up. __________________ If something seems too good to be true, then it probably is....

11-20-2004, 03:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	whats with those boots? __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-20-2004, 04:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	A good friend of mine runs King of the Cage and he just can't stop laughing about this guy... The one celeb that I would like to see in the ring is Joe Rogan... apparently he can fight... ...by the way... Ken Shamrock is a pussy (jk) __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-20-2004, 09:58 PM	#9 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	So this shit is actually for real eh? Unfuckinbelievable.. May God be with him...I hope for his sake he really does know what he's doing. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

11-20-2004, 10:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	It'd be really great if he got in the ring dressed in his old Urkel costume...might give him a much needed edge. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

11-20-2004, 12:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
filtherton Junkie Location: In the land of ice and snow.	It's good to see he hasn't left the comedy biz.

11-20-2004, 12:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Was he entering ultimate fighting or ultimate slap fighting?

11-20-2004, 02:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lockjaw Junkie	Tae Bo and Tai Chi? Man I've never ordered a UFC fight but if he gets in I will HAVE to see this if for nothing more than the fighting style. Can you seriously beat people up with something you can learn off a video tape and at the local community college in a class full of geriatrics?

11-20-2004, 04:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Ken [Shamrock] already told me he'd love to rip this kid apart. UFC isn't a joke. Urkel is in for an entertaining rude awakening.

11-20-2004, 10:37 PM	#10 (permalink)
Gman Insane Location: Down South In Louisiana	hahahahahahaha! Now he's gonna have a legitimate reason to walk around like Urkel.

11-20-2004, 11:31 PM	#12 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	Well it's nice to see the kid actors of the 90's are starting to age as well as those of the 50's thru 80's. Ah drugs, inflated egos, surrounding yourself all your life with nothing but yes people and being able to get away with anything sure has it's perks doesn't it, Ashley, Jaleel, the other actress from Family Matters that starred in porn? Just ask Dana Plato, Danny Bonaduce, Todd Bridges, Erin Moran, Tracey Gold, and so on and so on ....... Course there are a few who grew up ok...... ummm..... the Brady Bunch kids?.... ummmmmmm the Jackson 5....... ummmmmm I know the Osmonds and Alyssa Milano, oh wait..... Alyssa's mom did that anti porn site and swore her daughter would never do nudies.... until Alyssa's career had gone into the shitter. What these poor kids will do when they grow up to try to get the attention and love they had as kids. __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" Last edited by pan6467; 11-20-2004 at 11:34 PM..

11-21-2004, 01:37 AM	#13 (permalink)
guthmund big damn hero	That's one tough looking sum' bitch. I especially like the coat he's sportin' __________________ No signature. None. Seriously.

11-21-2004, 08:26 AM	#14 (permalink)
Jadedfox Egocentric Location: World of Warcraft	LMAO!! "Look at me! I will FUCK you up!" That just made my day. Serioulsy. And soon the Bears will spank the colts too --jaded __________________ There is no fucking you, there is only me.

11-21-2004, 11:26 AM	#15 (permalink)
Paradise Lost "Afternoon everybody." "NORM!" Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.	For some reason, New Year's Eve 2002 I saw a whole marathon of UFC bouts from past years, and the kid wouldn't last two minutes in the ring. Also, he IS scrawny, the real fighters are beasts. I give him 6 months before he turns into the next Stephen Hawking. __________________ "Marino could do it."

11-21-2004, 12:17 PM	#16 (permalink)
stonegrody Brooding. Location: CA-USA	What if he seriously kicks ass??? Damn, that would be quite shocking. I think he's gonna get torn to pieces but it would be hilarious if he actually does well. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion. Tool - Parabola

11-21-2004, 12:24 PM	#17 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	^ Yes it would haha. I know the little girl from Family Matters was in porn but Urkel was too?! No fuckin way. Must be the funniest porn ever! (Pre-maturely ejaculates) "Did I do that?!" Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

11-21-2004, 06:06 PM	#18 (permalink)
silent_jay Her Jay Location: Ontario for now....	Should rank up there with Screech and Horeshack stepping into the ring, although Urkel could get seriously fucked up. __________________ Absence makes the heart grow fonder

11-21-2004, 09:00 PM	#20 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	All that says is the pictures fake not the news. Okay so I take it he looks more like THIS now eh? I'll agree looks nothing like him. Now though he does look more manly now than before lets be realistic UFC FIGHTERS I'm just hoping he's really been practiced up cause I've seen a sumo wrestler sized dude running out of the ring crying after being kicked in the thiegh by a guy less than half his size. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

11-22-2004, 12:19 AM	#21 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	Well, it's only natural. First, the Ultimate Fighting Championship, next, re-earning the respect of people worldwide! __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane. Last edited by mystmarimatt; 11-22-2004 at 12:24 AM..

11-22-2004, 12:49 PM	#22 (permalink)
tooblekane Tilted	i kind of figured he was dead. not yet, apparently.

11-22-2004, 01:09 PM	#24 (permalink)
Suave Twitterpated Location: My own little world (also Canada)	I wanna see Jet Li do some ultimate fighting.

11-22-2004, 01:27 PM	#25 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	Ahahahahahah @ Tai-Bo. He will get destroyed. UFC is lame anyway, all about the Pride Fighting Championships. __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

11-22-2004, 01:33 PM	#26 (permalink)
Stompy Banned from being Banned Location: Donkey	This can't be real. "Tae Bo" is not a martial art. It's an aerobic exercise... to say, "I know Tae Bo" or to say, "My fighting is a mixture of Tai Chi and Tae Bo" is on par with saying, "I'll kick your ass with my moves I picked up from Buns of Steel," or "Yes, my training consists of Tai Chi and Buns of Steel." __________________ I love lamp.

11-22-2004, 03:23 PM	#28 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I guess he wants to die. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

11-22-2004, 03:30 PM	#29 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	^ Ahahaha what a way to go! Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

11-22-2004, 04:08 PM	#30 (permalink)
1slOwCD8 Psycho Location: chicago, illinois	O man this is funny. I definately have got to see this. U never know, he could be good.

11-22-2004, 06:49 PM	#31 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Like I said for his sake I hope he is. It'd be fuckin great if he is. I'll be rootin for him. I always liked him, not the character but the guy..seemed like a nice dude...he's prolly gonna die though. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

11-22-2004, 07:28 PM	#32 (permalink)
Paq Junkie Location: South Carolina	http://www.infinityboxing.com/UFCstuff/tito5-200.jpg is this daniel puder that's on WWF right now? (WWE, whatever) __________________ Live. Chris

11-22-2004, 09:15 PM	#34 (permalink)
Paq Junkie Location: South Carolina	yeah, that's what i'm asking. if it is, then yeah, pro wrestling is a step up for him. He was pretty good in UFC from what i understand and now he can make a ton of money in the WWE. he seems to be the most over right now and he has the legit skills to back it up. a couple weeks ago, he was against angle (the gold medalist) and had angle in a key lock in a 'shoot' fight. neither of them knew that would be in a match that night and puder really locked a submission move on angle....a guy with a legitimately bad neck...and was about 20 seconds away from causing angle to have to get surgery again. They did a cheap assed way for angle to win, but by that time, his arm was numb and he was PISSED...so i'm really hoping he wins and is in wrestlin gnow. i think he'd be great to watch. and yes, i'm a pro wrestling fan grad student chess player...I just keep up with wrestling for fun...really...and yes, it's fake, but there are certain parts that aren't...like the angle/puder matchup. It seriously only lasted about 45 seconds with puder locking in a keylock and almost making angle legitimately lose/tap out... (courtesy of www.wrestlingdotcom.com and 1wrestling.com) __________________ Live. Chris

11-22-2004, 09:26 PM	#35 (permalink)
LIMilf Crazy	This is a joke, oh god please tell me this is a joke. If thats true, then we have truly see the end of Jaleel "Urkel" White. May he rest in peace. __________________ My goal is to be rookie of the year...

11-24-2004, 06:38 AM	#37 (permalink)
crossova Psycho Location: new york	wow whats Jaleel in those boots. omg thats too funny.

11-24-2004, 04:03 PM	#38 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	^^ Haha no it's not, but the other pictures are him. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

11-25-2004, 12:26 AM	#39 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	I hope he'll be able to hold his own, otherwise I think he's doomed. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

11-26-2004, 07:39 PM	#40 (permalink)
heccubusiv #1 Irish Fan Location: The Burgh	those guys are ripped and are killing machines, he does not look like a machine... if i was his family i would double their life insurance __________________ Fuck Ohio