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pixelbend · 10-21-2005, 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChistledStone

Dental Plan!

Would be Lenny.

How about this one?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChistledStone

Thanks a lot Marge. That was our only burlesque house.

Derwood · 10-21-2005, 05:03 AM

Reverend Lovejoy

Quote:

"They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing....oh wait, there they go."

albania · 10-21-2005, 07:19 AM

Your quote is otto, and it has been used before.
There was a mistake in the order because i had already answered the one ChistledStone answered but no matter, here's the new one...

Quote:

"I know it seems farfetched, even insulting to your intelligence, but there's a simple and highly satisfying explanation."

Ishmal · 10-21-2005, 04:18 PM

"I know it seems farfetched, even insulting to your intelligence, but there's a simple and highly satisfying explanation."

was said by Lisa.

try:

Quote:

"I ought to club them and eat their bones!"

albania · 10-21-2005, 05:13 PM

whew almost stumped me, it took me a while cause it's out of context, it's Burns.
The line before it makes that quote come to life it's Smithers and he says something like, (paraphrasing)"Your popularity is low people think you're something of an ogre"
Here’s the new one…

Quote:

A Jewish entertainer, get out of here!

cj2112 · 10-21-2005, 05:49 PM

That'd be Homer in the episode where they reunite Krusty and his father.

Quote:

Being popular is the most important thing in the world.

Ishmal · 10-21-2005, 05:53 PM

Being popular is the most important thing in the world.

that was Homer again.

i'll use:

Quote:

"I got a funny story about that. Well it's not so much funny as it is long."

albania · 10-21-2005, 06:10 PM

Your quote is Abe Simpson,
new quote(really easy I think)

Quote:

"I don't think this contest is over yet Buzz. If that is your real name."

and from the same episode..

Quote:

"Default. Woowho! The two sweetest words in the English language."

Ishmal · 10-21-2005, 07:08 PM

that was Homer.

how about:

Quote:

"I'm not calling you a liar but....I can't think of a way to finish that sentence."

albania · 10-21-2005, 07:15 PM

It was Bart. Homer has too many good lines.
New....

Quote:

"What the hell happened to my dogs? I want answers".

Ishmal · 10-21-2005, 07:49 PM

ooo...

that one had me thinkin hard...

that was Quimby wasn't it???

refering to hotdogs.

NEW:

Quote:

The walls are melting again.

darens42 · 10-21-2005, 07:51 PM

edited....

albania · 10-22-2005, 08:33 AM

Yep you got it. Ishmal you quote is Marge i think. She drinks something and the walls turn a different color.
New quote(obscure):

Quote:

"Yes, all the employees got some in exchange for waiving certain Constitutional rights."

Manuel Hong · 10-22-2005, 12:03 PM

that was a stock broker to Homer.

"I'm gonna buy you a steak the size of a toilet seat!"

albania · 10-22-2005, 04:47 PM

Your quote is Moe when he gets a date.
new one ....

Quote:

"He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star".

Kostya · 10-23-2005, 05:09 AM

Abe Simpson referring to the many facets of his son...

Quote:

So this is what is sounds like... when doves cry.

Ishmal · 10-23-2005, 04:49 PM

that was Milhouse.

when he met his Shellbieville(sp) double.

new:

Quote:

"Poachers are nature's way of keeping the balance. Whenever there are so many species that people get confused and angry a poacher is born."

albania · 10-24-2005, 09:17 AM

That was Homer.
New...

Quote:

"My car gets fourty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I like it"

Ishmal · 10-24-2005, 04:13 PM

that one, was Abe.

Quote:

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos

cj2112 · 10-24-2005, 05:11 PM

That was Homer

Quote:

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy just doesn't work

fresnelly · 10-24-2005, 05:42 PM

That was Kent Brockman reporting in the comet episode.

Quote:

I moe, I moe...

Ishmal · 10-24-2005, 09:14 PM

Quote:

I moe, I moe...

was Marge.

NEXT:

Quote:

The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few.

pixelbend · 10-25-2005, 04:51 AM

That was Grandpa

NEXT:

Quote:

I warned ya about the colored chalk! Didn't I warn ya? That chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!

guthmund · 10-25-2005, 05:34 AM

Quote:

I warned ya about the colored chalk! Didn't I warn ya? That chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!

Groundskeeper Willie, of course.

No! I'm here for Microwave Cookery. No, wait. Coping with Senility.

Ishmal · 10-25-2005, 05:02 PM

that quote was Jasper.

NEXT:

Quote:

(holding Maggie): Uh, oh. I smell something stinky. Oh, it's me.

aKula · 10-25-2005, 05:37 PM

That would be Barney.

Quote:

Whod've thought a nuclear plant could be such a deathtrap?

Ishmal · 10-25-2005, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Germans

Whod've thought a nuclear plant could be such a deathtrap?

that was the Germans wasn't it???

when they bought the Power Plant??

assuming i'm right...

NEW:

Quote:

Originally Posted by ???

Is it, or is it that you girl scouts can't admit that you have a problem?

spectre · 10-26-2005, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barney

Is it, or is it that you girl scouts can't admit that you have a problem?

It was Barney.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ???

when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

Ishmal · 10-26-2005, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ralph

when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

was Ralph

Quote:

Originally Posted by ???

But my mom says I'm cool.

**message too short**

albania · 10-27-2005, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milhouse

But my mom says I'm cool.

That was milhouse
and a new one

Quote:

Originally Posted by ??

"Stop, I left my gun on the seat."

Poppinjay · 10-27-2005, 09:54 AM

Quote:

"Stop, I left my gun on the seat."

Willy, Treehouse of Horror

I hope I'm playing this right....

new one:

Quote:

"Prayer... the last refuge of a scoundrel"

pixelbend · 10-27-2005, 11:10 AM

that would be Lisa

next:

Quote:

The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money.

albania · 10-27-2005, 12:58 PM

That would be Dr. Nick i think, and poppinjay you are playing it right.
New one...

Quote:

Originally Posted by ??

" I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!"

Ishmal · 10-27-2005, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homer

" I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!"

that was Homer when he was without Beer & TV

Quote:

Originally Posted by ???

So I said to myself: what would God do in this situation?

Ishmal · 10-28-2005, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homer

So I said to myself: what would God do in this situation?

that was Homer...

hows about somthing easier???

Quote:

Originally Posted by ???

Now where's my card. Ok, I'm an elk, a communist, the president of the gay and lesbian comittee for some reason, oh here it is. The Stone cutters.

Kadath · 10-28-2005, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Now where's my card. Ok, I'm an elk, a communist, the president of the gay and lesbian comittee for some reason, oh here it is. The Stone cutters.

That's Grampa, helping Homer join the future "No Homers" club.

From the episode I watched tonight:

Quote:

Looks like the only guns left are in my cold, dead hands.

albania · 10-31-2005, 12:29 PM

hmm...you got me, maybe a hint...

Kadath · 10-31-2005, 01:40 PM

It's from a recent treehouse of horror.

Ishmal · 10-31-2005, 03:55 PM

i'm stumped as well.

good one Kadath!

Willravel · 10-31-2005, 04:15 PM

Wasn't that from the episode in which guns are banned and the zombies rise to take over? Wasn't that Treehouse of Horror 13 (season 14, episode 1)?

10-21-2005, 07:51 PM	#332 (permalink)
darens42 Crazy Location: Dallas	edited.... __________________ I'm not superstitious - it's bad luck to be superstitious Last edited by darens42; 10-21-2005 at 07:57 PM..

10-22-2005, 12:03 PM	#334 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	that was a stock broker to Homer. "I'm gonna buy you a steak the size of a toilet seat!" __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

10-31-2005, 01:40 PM	#358 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	It's from a recent treehouse of horror. __________________ it's quiet in here

10-31-2005, 03:55 PM	#359 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	i'm stumped as well. good one Kadath! __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

10-31-2005, 12:29 PM	#357 (permalink)
albania Psycho	hmm...you got me, maybe a hint...

10-31-2005, 04:15 PM	#360 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Wasn't that from the episode in which guns are banned and the zombies rise to take over? Wasn't that Treehouse of Horror 13 (season 14, episode 1)?