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Ishmal · 11-18-2004, 06:37 PM

i think the last one was Homer... correct me if i'm wrong

new one (i blanked the name to make it harder)

"careful ******** that sponge has corners"

darens42 · 11-18-2004, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JSwiss

I can't believe I forgot the one Homer quote I use the most, "The problem with relationships is communication, too much communication"

JSwiss - Please go back & read through the post - the idea is you post the quote without telling who said it & we all guess who said it while happily reliving the crazy antics of the show & get that special warm fuzzy feeling all over

darens42 · 11-18-2004, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal

i think the last one was Homer... correct me if i'm wrong

new one (i blanked the name to make it harder)

"careful ******** that sponge has corners"

is montgomery burns

new quote:

You probably remember me from such films as `The Revenge of Abe Lincoln', and `The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West'.

pixelbend · 11-19-2004, 05:31 AM

That would have to be Troy McClure.

How about: "They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants."

darens42 · 11-20-2004, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pixelbend

How about: "They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants."

is Moe

new quote:

Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!

Kadath · 11-22-2004, 06:49 AM

Homer.

"Are you crazy? We still haven't tried Raspberry Duff, Lady Duff, Tartar Control Duff, ohhh..."

arf · 11-22-2004, 07:47 AM

Barney

"They call them fingers but i've never seen them fing.....ohh their they go."

darens42 · 11-22-2004, 06:51 PM

sounds like montgomery burns - but i'm not sure - maybe its frink ?

Kadath · 11-22-2004, 08:31 PM

Otto, while high.

I can't think of a quote; I'm a little burned out, and all I can think of is the crap I have to do for work.

darens42 · 11-22-2004, 09:04 PM

well then if you dont mind i'll post a new quote in your crappy work burned out state of absent mindness...

i'm always full of _________(insert your joke here)... let's say new quotes:

I don't want your dirty denominators!

a-j · 11-22-2004, 09:06 PM

Must keep the thread going, here is a recent one:
duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck ...

theo5222 · 11-22-2004, 09:52 PM

Chocolate Microscopes?

Ishmal · 11-23-2004, 07:16 PM

ummm... Daren = Lisa... and i think a-j & theo are both Ralph Wiggum...

NEXT... a easy one.

"No, you got the wrong number. This is 912."

Kadath · 11-24-2004, 06:17 AM

Chief Wiggum, unwilling to do any work?

"Homer, that hat's been with the station twenty years! He had one day left till retirement."

darens42 · 11-25-2004, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath

"Homer, that hat's been with the station twenty years! He had one day left till retirement."

is Kent Brockman

new:

Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir. Perhaps you have a bee in your bonnet?

darens42 · 11-29-2004, 07:33 PM

i guess i picked another difficult one...

it was apu from the same ep with homer wearing a cap/tv into the quicke mart

i'll leave the floor open for a new quote...

Ishmal · 12-01-2004, 08:45 PM

how about...

Hey there, Blimpy Boy, flying through the sky so fancy.. free.."

Kadath · 12-02-2004, 04:43 AM

Homer, fantasizing about the blimp ride he had to sell to Barney so he could have money for Lisa.

I am still out of quotes. "Let's hurl a brick-i-mart..."

Greazy · 12-02-2004, 10:22 AM

That was Bart singing in the "Homer and Apu" episode.

"Whaddya mean I can't take off my sweater - I'M HOT!!

klo · 12-02-2004, 01:53 PM

I think thats bart, I'm not sure.... is it the one with the MAD T-shirt?

Greazy · 12-02-2004, 02:41 PM

Not Bart, Hint: it was in the episode where Bart and Milhouse watch the Comic Store

Kadath · 12-02-2004, 06:09 PM

I feel like it's Krusty.

darens42 · 12-02-2004, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greazy

That was Bart singing in the "Homer and Apu" episode.

"Whaddya mean I can't take off my sweater - I'M HOT!!

is a drunk Mr. Fred Rogers on one of the comic book guys secret video tapes

new quote:

All right, class, today we'll be sitting quietly in the dark because teacher has a hangover.

pixelbend · 12-03-2004, 06:28 AM

Must be Mrs. Krapable (sp?)

If that is correct, try this one: "Why is it when I heard the word 'school' and the word 'exploded,' I immediately thought of the word 'SKINNER'?"

RogueHunter65 · 12-03-2004, 10:27 PM

"So you want a rock fight, eh?" (picks up rock with flanders written on it)

Totally hilarious!

darens42 · 12-04-2004, 09:17 PM

roguehunter65 - try to guess the character making the quote in the previous post before posting a new quote...

it goes something like this...

pixelbend - that was supernintendo chalmers

roguehunter65 - that was said by homer

new quote:

Oh I would date Ned in a second if I was a woman or gay

Kadath · 12-05-2004, 12:40 PM

I can even give a close approximation of the rest of darens42's quote

"He seems like a cuddler, and I like that, I like to be cuddled, I like to be held..." One of Wiggum's best lines ever, in the dating tape Homer makes when Maude dies.

"Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?"

Kadath · 12-06-2004, 09:13 PM

Marge, to Homer.

Someone else.

Dirty · 12-06-2004, 09:56 PM

Don't forget the ever so classic "Doh"

Kadath · 12-07-2004, 05:56 AM

Stunning how obvious it is that people, far from reading the whole thread, can't even be bothered to read the FIRST POST.

pixelbend · 12-07-2004, 06:18 AM

Lets get this going again with: "Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occassions."

darens42 · 12-07-2004, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pixelbend

Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occassions.

is Abe Simpson

new quote:

Scrump-diddley-eriffic!

MiSo · 12-08-2004, 12:35 AM

only flanders would say something like that.

"i was at a pornography store, i was buying pornography"

pixelbend · 12-08-2004, 09:26 AM

Homer in the Mr. Plow Episode (one of my all-time fave's)

"Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McCraig, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg"

Fremen · 12-08-2004, 05:15 PM

Sorry to butt in but I just saw the episode with this in it: chunkylover53@aol.com
Hilarious episode.

Carry on.

Strelich · 12-08-2004, 08:03 PM

Ah, good old Nick Riviera.

A line I used to say all the time in high school (especially while driving):

"Put it in H!"

(Happens to also be from the Mr. Plow episode)

darens42 · 12-08-2004, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiSo

only flanders would say something like that.

was not Flanders - was prez George H Bush talking to Flanders....

pixelbend · 12-09-2004, 07:31 AM

d'oh!

ok here's another "Well.. eh, I think I'm getting repetitive stress disorder from scratching my butt all day."

Camelbackcinema · 12-09-2004, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strelich

Ah, good old Nick Riviera.

A line I used to say all the time in high school (especially while driving):

"Put it in H!"

(Happens to also be from the Mr. Plow episode)

Crazy Vaclav, the auto salesman

here's mine:

Way to breathe, no breath

darens42 · 12-09-2004, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Camelbackcinema

Way to breathe, no breath

is Jimbo "Corky" Jones

new:

It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman, or Michael Jackson.

11-18-2004, 06:37 PM	#121 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	i think the last one was Homer... correct me if i'm wrong new one (i blanked the name to make it harder) "careful ******** that sponge has corners" __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

11-19-2004, 05:31 AM	#124 (permalink)
pixelbend Too hot in the hot tub!	That would have to be Troy McClure. How about: "They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants." __________________ But I don't want ANY Spam!

11-22-2004, 06:49 AM	#126 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Homer. "Are you crazy? We still haven't tried Raspberry Duff, Lady Duff, Tartar Control Duff, ohhh..." __________________ it's quiet in here

11-22-2004, 08:31 PM	#129 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Otto, while high. I can't think of a quote; I'm a little burned out, and all I can think of is the crap I have to do for work. __________________ it's quiet in here

11-23-2004, 07:16 PM	#133 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	ummm... Daren = Lisa... and i think a-j & theo are both Ralph Wiggum... NEXT... a easy one. "No, you got the wrong number. This is 912." __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

11-22-2004, 07:47 AM	#127 (permalink)
arf Upright Location: Australia	Barney "They call them fingers but i've never seen them fing.....ohh their they go."

11-22-2004, 06:51 PM	#128 (permalink)
darens42 Crazy Location: Dallas	sounds like montgomery burns - but i'm not sure - maybe its frink ?

11-22-2004, 09:04 PM	#130 (permalink)
darens42 Crazy Location: Dallas	well then if you dont mind i'll post a new quote in your crappy work burned out state of absent mindness... i'm always full of _________(insert your joke here)... let's say new quotes: I don't want your dirty denominators!

11-22-2004, 09:06 PM	#131 (permalink)
a-j Tilted	Must keep the thread going, here is a recent one: duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck ...

11-22-2004, 09:52 PM	#132 (permalink)
theo5222 Upright	Chocolate Microscopes?

11-24-2004, 06:17 AM	#134 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Chief Wiggum, unwilling to do any work? "Homer, that hat's been with the station twenty years! He had one day left till retirement." __________________ it's quiet in here

11-29-2004, 07:33 PM	#136 (permalink)
darens42 Crazy Location: Dallas	i guess i picked another difficult one... it was apu from the same ep with homer wearing a cap/tv into the quicke mart i'll leave the floor open for a new quote...

12-01-2004, 08:45 PM	#137 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	how about... Hey there, Blimpy Boy, flying through the sky so fancy.. free.." __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

12-02-2004, 04:43 AM	#138 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Homer, fantasizing about the blimp ride he had to sell to Barney so he could have money for Lisa. I am still out of quotes. "Let's hurl a brick-i-mart..." __________________ it's quiet in here

12-02-2004, 10:22 AM	#139 (permalink)
Greazy Upright	That was Bart singing in the "Homer and Apu" episode. "Whaddya mean I can't take off my sweater - I'M HOT!!

12-02-2004, 01:53 PM	#140 (permalink)
klo Tilted	I think thats bart, I'm not sure.... is it the one with the MAD T-shirt?

12-02-2004, 02:41 PM	#141 (permalink)
Greazy Upright	Not Bart, Hint: it was in the episode where Bart and Milhouse watch the Comic Store

12-02-2004, 06:09 PM	#142 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	I feel like it's Krusty. __________________ it's quiet in here

12-03-2004, 06:28 AM	#144 (permalink)
pixelbend Too hot in the hot tub!	Must be Mrs. Krapable (sp?) If that is correct, try this one: "Why is it when I heard the word 'school' and the word 'exploded,' I immediately thought of the word 'SKINNER'?" __________________ But I don't want ANY Spam!

12-03-2004, 10:27 PM	#145 (permalink)
RogueHunter65 Insane Location: Boston, MA	"So you want a rock fight, eh?" (picks up rock with flanders written on it) Totally hilarious! __________________ I suffer from amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I have forgotten this before

12-04-2004, 09:17 PM	#146 (permalink)
darens42 Crazy Location: Dallas	roguehunter65 - try to guess the character making the quote in the previous post before posting a new quote... it goes something like this... pixelbend - that was supernintendo chalmers roguehunter65 - that was said by homer new quote: Oh I would date Ned in a second if I was a woman or gay

12-05-2004, 12:40 PM	#147 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	I can even give a close approximation of the rest of darens42's quote "He seems like a cuddler, and I like that, I like to be cuddled, I like to be held..." One of Wiggum's best lines ever, in the dating tape Homer makes when Maude dies. "Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?" __________________ it's quiet in here

12-06-2004, 09:13 PM	#148 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Marge, to Homer. Someone else. __________________ it's quiet in here

12-06-2004, 09:56 PM	#149 (permalink)
Dirty Tilted Location: AR	Don't forget the ever so classic "Doh"

12-07-2004, 05:56 AM	#150 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Stunning how obvious it is that people, far from reading the whole thread, can't even be bothered to read the FIRST POST. __________________ it's quiet in here

12-07-2004, 06:18 AM	#151 (permalink)
pixelbend Too hot in the hot tub!	Lets get this going again with: "Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occassions." __________________ But I don't want ANY Spam!

12-08-2004, 12:35 AM	#153 (permalink)
MiSo Psycho	only flanders would say something like that. "i was at a pornography store, i was buying pornography"

12-08-2004, 09:26 AM	#154 (permalink)
pixelbend Too hot in the hot tub!	Homer in the Mr. Plow Episode (one of my all-time fave's) "Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McCraig, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg" __________________ But I don't want ANY Spam!

12-08-2004, 05:15 PM	#155 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Sorry to butt in but I just saw the episode with this in it: chunkylover53@aol.com Hilarious episode. Carry on. __________________ Google

12-08-2004, 08:03 PM	#156 (permalink)
Strelich occasional iconoclast Location: Flushing, MI	Ah, good old Nick Riviera. A line I used to say all the time in high school (especially while driving): "Put it in H!" (Happens to also be from the Mr. Plow episode) __________________ ----- Monty this seems strange to me. The movies had that movie thing, but nonsense has a welcome ring and heroes don't come easy.

12-09-2004, 07:31 AM	#158 (permalink)
pixelbend Too hot in the hot tub!	d'oh! ok here's another "Well.. eh, I think I'm getting repetitive stress disorder from scratching my butt all day." __________________ But I don't want ANY Spam!