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pixelbend · 10-18-2004, 02:00 PM

That would be Homer on the Monirail episode.

Easy one, but one of my all-time faves - "There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman"

Kadath · 10-18-2004, 02:25 PM

Willy, of course.

"Well, I guess it's suicide again for me."

Oh, and the owner of the 50's nostalgia cafe was named Wolfguy Jack.

darens42 · 10-18-2004, 07:42 PM

By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears.

& as a bonus:

His ears, if we're lucky.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath

darens42, your first one is Dr Hibbert, and the bonus is Bart.

the bonus was actually Krusty

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darens42 · 10-18-2004, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath

"Well, I guess it's suicide again for me."

is Moe Szyslak

another quote:

Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the
window...that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a
paddling. Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe
that's a paddling.

frankgrimes · 10-18-2004, 09:12 PM

Jasper, I believe. Also an easy one, but I always liked it: "He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damn Kwickie Mart employee there ever was..."

werneron · 10-18-2004, 10:46 PM

Here's a few

"I bent my wookie"

"We got us some Cardboardy tubes"

pixelbend · 10-19-2004, 04:18 AM

frank's has to be Apu

Grace, Too · 10-19-2004, 04:33 AM

The old hick guy with the 40 kids. I don't know if he has a name.

How about...

"Fatty fatty fat fat! Fatty fatty fat fat!"

Tralls · 10-19-2004, 08:48 AM

The hick guy is Cletus

Kadath · 10-19-2004, 04:41 PM

Also, "I bent my wookie" is the inimitable Ralph Wiggum.

Grace, Too -- as far as I know, your line is a group of girls to Bart, but let me know if I'm wrong.

"You brave man! You took six silver bullets for me!"

darens42 · 10-19-2004, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath

"You brave man! You took six silver bullets for me!"

Barney Gumble said to Homer

new quote:

So, you missed some big changes at Moe's. He hangs
newspapers over the urinals now. You can read the sports
page while you pee! Very la-dee-da.

Kadath · 10-20-2004, 05:26 AM

That's Homer, to Barney, in the same ep I quoted.

"Ah! My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"

pixelbend · 10-20-2004, 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath

"Ah! My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"

Seems like that was Moe. Could be wrong though. In case I am right here's another - "I can even eat corn on the cob, if someone cuts it off and mashes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!"

Kadath · 10-20-2004, 08:24 AM

You are not right.

That looks harsh. Let me just add: It's okay that you're not right.

Tralls · 10-20-2004, 11:12 AM

The pudding line is Lenny.

I am guessing the cob line is Grandpa but I could be wrong.

Next line, assuming I am right:
"Ah, my eyes. The goggles do nothing!"

For some reason I like the easy, simple ones but man do they make me laugh!

pixelbend · 10-20-2004, 11:18 AM

You're right about Grandpa and yours is from Ranier Wolfcastle (I'll admit, I had to look up the name).

mandal · 10-20-2004, 08:13 PM

darn forget his name, but it's the crazy australian? movie actor. OH! Reiner Wolfcastle. Next quote: " The strong must protect the sweet "

slimshaydee · 10-20-2004, 08:44 PM

that was homer when he had a big pile of sugar in his backyard

Next: Uhh Wallet inspector

wecantstop · 10-20-2004, 11:41 PM

me fail english

that's umpossible

Pacifier · 10-21-2004, 04:12 AM

Ralph Wiggum.

I'm sorry, honey, but we're renting your room to a satellite network until your father can pay for the destruction of a priceless artifact. Boy, I never thought I'd have to say that again.

pixelbend · 10-21-2004, 04:19 AM

Gotta be Marge.

"I want a bigger lollie!"

Kadath · 10-21-2004, 04:30 AM

Is that Burns while posing as a child with Smithers pushing the carriage?

pixelbend · 10-21-2004, 08:20 AM

That is incorrect sir!

Kadath · 10-21-2004, 09:39 AM

I remember! Krusty, just before a sketch in which he's dressed as a toddler. And he says something about dignity or somesuch for the irony.

Ah, that feels good to remember.

"It's a perfectly cromulent word."

darens42 · 10-21-2004, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath

"It's a perfectly cromulent word."

is Ms. Liz Hoover

new quote:

Yes, he's embiggened that role with his cromulent performance.

darens42 · 10-21-2004, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimshaydee

Uhh Wallet inspector

is Snake... i also liked his next line:

'Huh ho! I can't _believe_ that worked.'

Kadath · 10-22-2004, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darens42

is Ms. Liz Hoover

new quote:

Yes, he's embiggened that role with his cromulent performance.

Is that Skinner?

"I can't believe I paid $10,000 for this class! What the hell was that lab fee for?"

Kadath · 10-24-2004, 07:15 AM

I killed it! That was Otto, in Homer's "How to Build a Successful Marriage" class.

Er... "Maybe because you are, as we say in Latin, a dorkus malorkus."

Lockjaw · 10-24-2004, 07:28 AM

"Ewww...don't mess yourself."

"I can't go faster! It's a GEO!"

stevie667 · 10-24-2004, 02:33 PM

The second one was Flanders after being chased by homer (a la terminator 2).

'Nucular, it's pronounced Nucular'

darens42 · 10-24-2004, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath

Er... "Maybe because you are, as we say in Latin, a dorkus malorkus."

Bart said to Lisa

darens42 · 10-24-2004, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lockjaw

"Ewww...don't mess yourself."

was new student Alex Whitney from Capitol City

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darens42 · 10-24-2004, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevie667

'Nucular, it's pronounced Nucular'

is Homer

New quote:

Oh, and one more thing: you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.

mandal · 10-26-2004, 04:36 PM

funny how the harder ones will kill the thread.

I have to say that I think it's Burns, but not sure. verify, once verified it's a freebie.

Kadath · 10-26-2004, 05:50 PM

It is Burns. The easy way to verify a guess is just to google the quote.

"Go ahead! Throw your vote away!"

fordluvr · 10-26-2004, 06:00 PM

Perfect timing for Halloween. It's either Kang or Kodos, but I'm not sure which. Kang, maybe?

How about:

"Oh, I'm gonna take a bath on this one . . ."

darens42 · 10-28-2004, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fordluvr

"Oh, I'm gonna take a bath on this one . . ."

sounds like Krusty?

new quote:

Oh, jeez, he actually wrote "diddly"

darens42 · 10-28-2004, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mandal

funny how the harder ones will kill the thread.

I have to say that I think it's Burns, but not sure. verify, once verified it's a freebie.

sorry for the hard quote - but that is one of my favorite Burns quotes...its from the ep where Homer goes to college

keyshawn · 10-29-2004, 04:10 PM

I guess i'll add my own:

"Everyone has a different vision of a perfect world."

[or the 'of' might be replaced with 'for']
It's one of the most philosophical quotes I've ever heard on the show.

unbzete · 10-30-2004, 04:37 PM

"Arrg, this chair be high...says I"

10-18-2004, 02:00 PM	#41 (permalink)
pixelbend Too hot in the hot tub!	That would be Homer on the Monirail episode. Easy one, but one of my all-time faves - "There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman" __________________ But I don't want ANY Spam!

10-18-2004, 02:25 PM	#42 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Willy, of course. "Well, I guess it's suicide again for me." Oh, and the owner of the 50's nostalgia cafe was named Wolfguy Jack. __________________ it's quiet in here Last edited by Kadath; 10-18-2004 at 02:27 PM..

10-18-2004, 10:46 PM	#46 (permalink)
werneron Upright	Here's a few "I bent my wookie" "We got us some Cardboardy tubes" __________________ [FONT=Tahoma]These balloons blow up into funny Shapes? - No, unless round is funny.

10-19-2004, 04:18 AM	#47 (permalink)
pixelbend Too hot in the hot tub!	frank's has to be Apu __________________ But I don't want ANY Spam!

10-19-2004, 04:41 PM	#50 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Also, "I bent my wookie" is the inimitable Ralph Wiggum. Grace, Too -- as far as I know, your line is a group of girls to Bart, but let me know if I'm wrong. "You brave man! You took six silver bullets for me!" __________________ it's quiet in here

10-18-2004, 09:12 PM	#45 (permalink)
frankgrimes Psycho	Jasper, I believe. Also an easy one, but I always liked it: "He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damn Kwickie Mart employee there ever was..."

10-19-2004, 04:33 AM	#48 (permalink)
Grace, Too Loser	The old hick guy with the 40 kids. I don't know if he has a name. How about... "Fatty fatty fat fat! Fatty fatty fat fat!"

10-19-2004, 08:48 AM	#49 (permalink)
Tralls Crazy	The hick guy is Cletus

10-20-2004, 05:26 AM	#52 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	That's Homer, to Barney, in the same ep I quoted. "Ah! My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!" __________________ it's quiet in here

10-20-2004, 08:24 AM	#54 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	You are not right. That looks harsh. Let me just add: It's okay that you're not right. __________________ it's quiet in here

10-20-2004, 11:12 AM	#55 (permalink)
Tralls Crazy	The pudding line is Lenny. I am guessing the cob line is Grandpa but I could be wrong. Next line, assuming I am right: "Ah, my eyes. The goggles do nothing!" For some reason I like the easy, simple ones but man do they make me laugh! __________________ "I pledge my grievance to the flag" - Pearl Jam

10-20-2004, 11:18 AM	#56 (permalink)
pixelbend Too hot in the hot tub!	You're right about Grandpa and yours is from Ranier Wolfcastle (I'll admit, I had to look up the name). __________________ But I don't want ANY Spam!

10-20-2004, 08:13 PM	#57 (permalink)
mandal Crazy	darn forget his name, but it's the crazy australian? movie actor. OH! Reiner Wolfcastle. Next quote: " The strong must protect the sweet "

10-20-2004, 08:44 PM	#58 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	that was homer when he had a big pile of sugar in his backyard Next: Uhh Wallet inspector

10-20-2004, 11:41 PM	#59 (permalink)
wecantstop Upright	me fail english that's umpossible

10-21-2004, 04:12 AM	#60 (permalink)
Pacifier undead Location: Duisburg, Germany	Ralph Wiggum. I'm sorry, honey, but we're renting your room to a satellite network until your father can pay for the destruction of a priceless artifact. Boy, I never thought I'd have to say that again. __________________ "It seems to me that the idea of a personal God is an anthropological concept which I cannot take seriously. I also cannot imagine some will or goal outside the human sphere. Science has been charged with undermining morality, but the charge is unjust. A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death — Albert Einstein

10-21-2004, 04:19 AM	#61 (permalink)
pixelbend Too hot in the hot tub!	Gotta be Marge. "I want a bigger lollie!" __________________ But I don't want ANY Spam!

10-21-2004, 04:30 AM	#62 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Is that Burns while posing as a child with Smithers pushing the carriage? __________________ it's quiet in here

10-21-2004, 08:20 AM	#63 (permalink)
pixelbend Too hot in the hot tub!	That is incorrect sir! __________________ But I don't want ANY Spam!

10-21-2004, 09:39 AM	#64 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	I remember! Krusty, just before a sketch in which he's dressed as a toddler. And he says something about dignity or somesuch for the irony. Ah, that feels good to remember. "It's a perfectly cromulent word." __________________ it's quiet in here

10-24-2004, 07:15 AM	#68 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	I killed it! That was Otto, in Homer's "How to Build a Successful Marriage" class. Er... "Maybe because you are, as we say in Latin, a dorkus malorkus." __________________ it's quiet in here

10-24-2004, 07:28 AM	#69 (permalink)
Lockjaw Junkie	"Ewww...don't mess yourself." "I can't go faster! It's a GEO!"

10-24-2004, 02:33 PM	#70 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	The second one was Flanders after being chased by homer (a la terminator 2). 'Nucular, it's pronounced Nucular'

10-26-2004, 04:36 PM	#74 (permalink)
mandal Crazy	funny how the harder ones will kill the thread. I have to say that I think it's Burns, but not sure. verify, once verified it's a freebie.

10-26-2004, 05:50 PM	#75 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	It is Burns. The easy way to verify a guess is just to google the quote. "Go ahead! Throw your vote away!" __________________ it's quiet in here

10-26-2004, 06:00 PM	#76 (permalink)
fordluvr Perpetually Confused	Perfect timing for Halloween. It's either Kang or Kodos, but I'm not sure which. Kang, maybe? How about: "Oh, I'm gonna take a bath on this one . . ." __________________ I trust no one. Not even myself. -- Josef Stalin

10-29-2004, 04:10 PM	#79 (permalink)
keyshawn Psycho	I guess i'll add my own: "Everyone has a different vision of a perfect world." [or the 'of' might be replaced with 'for'] It's one of the most philosophical quotes I've ever heard on the show.

10-30-2004, 04:37 PM	#80 (permalink)
unbzete Upright	"Arrg, this chair be high...says I"