Tralls

I'll start this off -

"I sleep in a drawer!"

the_marq

Reminds me of this thread: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=250

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#3 in a series

mandal

too bad the old one died. O well, I don't mind starting a new one, but lets try to keep this alive. Even if it's only you(trails) and me.

But lets change the rules a bit, don't post the name of the person who says the quote, the next person who wants to post the next quote must correctly identifiy the speaker.

here we go:

I sure hope i'm right. Ralph?

next quote: "tastes like burning"

costello

ralph


next: "roads are just a suggestion, like pants!"

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JackBurton

Homer using a computer at home..

Press any key

"Which ones the any key"

pixelbend

Are we supposed to guess at the last one or qualify the current one?

Anywho, here is mine -- Sung to the tune of Mandy "Oh Margie, you came and you brought me a turkey, on my vacation away from workie..."

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d*d

Homer to his brain-
"right I don't like you and you don't like me but lets work this out and I can go back to slowly killing you with beer"

costello

think that about says it :P

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Tralls

Sorry guys, the "I sleep in a drawer" quote is actually from the kid of the bald-headed bully, Kearney. It is the same voice as Ralph though!

new quote

"I made enough gazpacho for all
It's tomato soup served ice cold"

-laughter-

"Go back to Russia!"

name both quotes.

Tralls

Oh, Costello, I am gonna have to say Homer, due to his love of not wearing pants

portereight

"My nose makes it's own bubblegum"

pixelbend

That would be Lisa at Homer's big bar-b-q.

Try this one - "That sounds like Rock - and/or - Roll."

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Tralls

That is Lisa and barnie says "Go back to Russia" right after that

"Rock and or Roll" is Prinicipal Skinner

"My nose makes it own bubblegum" is Ralph, I am guessing.

"Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!"

Tralls

"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!"

Tralls

Another great one -

"Rock without drugs is like Christians without Jesus"

shadowalker

Moe.

Mmmm thats good yukkie

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pixelbend

I think the Rock and/or Roll quote is Rev. Lovejoy.

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Tralls

Oh that is right!! It is Rev. Lovejoy.

"Ina gada da vida baby"

Willravel

The presbra-lutheran chirch congregation, as Bart changed the words to the Iron Butterfly favorite. Good episode.

"Fortunatally I had a network connection. The man who cut my hair was also president of fox!"

Harry Cox

My dad says Branson is what Las Vegas would be like if Ned Flanders ran it.

darens42

bart

here's one...

Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura.

Willravel

Also bart, but why didn't you guy's do mine?

mandal

alright no more until willravel's is solved. Things are getting a bit jumbled. I admit that you don't really know if you're right, but just keep the ball rolling anyways. And if someone notices a mistake just point it out, but don't post a new quote until you solve the latest one.

this is getting good though.

darens42

hold on...

"Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura."

was not bart - it was homer from the same ep 'Bart on the Road' from season 3 that had the 'Branson' quote...

Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura.
Moe: Ura Snotball?
Homer: What? How dare you? If I find out who this is, I'll staple a
flag to your butt and mail you to Iran.

ok willravel, no more until the prev is solved

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darens42

its gotta be Marge... i think in the 'Behind the Laughs' ep

are we caught up now?

if so - try this:

Thank you, Taco, for that loving tribute to Falco. Now, to
present the award for most violent rap group, Homer Simpson!

Willravel

Oh man I love that quote, good one darens. It's Willie Nelson from the same episode.
"Now Helen, let us not glory in Homers binge drinking. There, but for the grace of God, goes Marge herself."

pottsynz

Skinner: Quick Nibbles, bite through my ball sack!

The look the Hamspter (Nipples) gives Skinner when he says that is priceless.

Mr. Skillman

Yarrr! You call that an ankor?

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DarkPho

The sea captain obviously! In the monorail episode.

I'm not sure if this was from an episode or the first game, but it's still pretty good:

"I stuck my finger up my nose and pulled out some of my brain"

darens42

pottsynz - i think the idea of this thread is to post quotes to see if we can guess who said them - good quote though

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darens42

gotta be ralph

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darens42

i cant imagine that an 'Mmmm' quote wouldn't belong to homer...

but i dont know for sure

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darens42

the Reverend Timothy Lovejoy

here's my quote for tonight..

By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears.

& as a bonus:

His ears, if we're lucky.

Kadath

Shadowalker's is NOT Homer. It's done in the voice of Jerry Lewis, which makes me think it's Frink.

darens42, your first one is Dr Hibbert, and the bonus is Bart.

"I was free to wallow in my own crapulence."

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pixelbend

That would be Montgomery Burns. "With Smithers gone, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence."

Here's one - "Those pants are supposed to be baggy! BAGGY!"

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Tralls

"Those pants are supposed to be baggy! BAGGY!"

I believe that is Krusty, from the episode when Homer takes the job as a clown. He is trying on the clown pants and they fit!

This next one is easy but I love it

"You made Lisa cry, then I cried, then Maggie laughed. She's such a little trooper."

Stug

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Kadath

Stug, it's supposed to be WHO said it, not which episode. Homer said the line.
And dark blue on the green of the board is very hard to read. Chief Wiggum, in a classic verbal gaffe, said yours.

"I've never seen such reckless disregard for a wife's well-being in my life."

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Tralls

"I've never seen such reckless disregard for a wife's well-being in my life."

I dont remember who it is but it is after Homer and Marge are in a dance-off for a motorcycle and Homer just flings Marge around all over the place. The announcer of the dance-off says it. That is a toughy. Anyone else please fill in who it is if you know. Here is another quote.

"Moon pies, what a future we live in."

Rubashov

The recently-thawed Frostilicus.

"I call the big one 'Bitey.'"