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Can anyone tell me what happened? Please?

Reese

I'll do my best to remember.. Spoliers ahead...


Clark is naked in the middle of a burning field with Lois pulls up, He doesn't remember anything. She's in town investigating her cousin's death, That'd be chloe...

Martha is at the hospital visiting Jonathon who's in another coma, Lois puts a red sheet around clark(heh) to cover him up and takes him to the hospital, He doesn't want to be there so he leaves, He meets martha in the hallway and lois learns that he's clark she wants to ask him some questions about chloe...

Lex finds one of three relics somewhere in egypt and he nearly kills himself because he needs injections every hour or so to keep him alive, as he's getting his injections onboard his private plane Clark(Kal-El) Flies up to the plane, rips the door off and takes the relic without lex seeing of course.

Lex get's mad and blames his father for stealing the relic. Lionel is in jail for murder if you didn't know... Lois also visits Loinel, he tells her that he did hire her but she got her own fool self killed.

Margot kidder plays Bridgette Crosby, an assistant to Dr. Swan(Chris Reeve) who comes to help Martha turn clark back to normal, she gives martha black kryptonite.

Kal-El puts the relic in the cave and it glows a little and as he's leaving Martha Sticks the Black Kryptonite in clark's anal cavity(that's the only way to get it to work) and he splits in half (clark and kal-el) and kapooie clark is back, Jonathon wakes up from his coma, and they live happily ever after... That's all I remember.

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