Lets play a game.... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

K-Wise · 08-26-2004, 07:40 PM

Alright first ya pick an actor you have total faith in. Object is to find an actor that hasn't been in ONE bad movie (easier to say has never acted bad on a part but thats too easy) and you pick it...the next person tries his damnedest to find a movie that person has been in that truely sux ass...not just by their own personal opinion but by the opinion of many. The use of review sites like Rottentomatoes among others to aid yer search is allowed of course. I think I'll start it off with a sorta hard one...lets try...

Jack Nicholson!

I guess whoever doesn't get called out must really know his shit.

Asta!!

sadistikdreams · 08-26-2004, 10:36 PM

Um... Something's Gotta Give.

Hugo Weaving.

Paradise Lost · 08-26-2004, 10:41 PM

Matrix Pts 2 & 3.

Peter Sellers.

Lasereth · 08-27-2004, 03:00 AM

Well, this game is already over! No one can judge if a movie is good or bad. I personally think Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions are Hugo Weaving's best movies. I also think the two sequels are some of the best movies ever made...especially Reloaded. I can't consider Reloaded and Revolutions average, much less bad.

-Lasereth

Tophat665 · 08-27-2004, 03:20 AM

I kinda have to go with Lasereth on this one. Something's gotta give may not have been to your taste, but it did not suck. Try "Wolf". That sucked. And all three Matrix movies rocked, as did all three LOTR movies, as did Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. It may be that there is another Australian film that Hugo Weaving was in that did suck, but, if so, I havn't seen it.

With that said, The Fiendish Plot of Dr Fu Manchu is pretty much universally acclaimed to be a bomb. Hell of a way to make your exit, Pete.

Next: Wynnona Rider (some chick flicks true, but judge fairly!)

moonstrucksoul · 08-27-2004, 03:00 PM

lost souls - just another satan is coming to earth flick.

Kevin Spacey

K-Wise · 08-27-2004, 04:28 PM

Ordinary Decent Criminal

Anthony Hopkins

Asta!!

Kadath · 08-27-2004, 04:49 PM

Meet Joe Black.

God, what a stain upon a great actor's career.

The devil in me wants to suggest Toshiro Mifune, but I will instead go with Clint Eastwood, as there's an obvious tie between them.

Stompy · 08-27-2004, 05:11 PM

Bridges Over Madison County.

I think there's some rule in Hollywood that, as you get older, you're destined to star in a sappy POS love story/family movie.

Las is right though, haha, because there's gonna be some older female that absolutely LOVES this movie

My choice: Johnny Depp.

Tophat665 · 08-27-2004, 05:29 PM

Sleepy Hollow was pretty wretched, and the Astronaut's Wife looked just awful.

Next: Ed Harris

K-Wise · 08-27-2004, 05:34 PM

Johnny Depp was in Secret Window which sucked ass according myself and many others. Not to mention Freddy's Dead.

Asta!!

bltzkriegmcanon · 08-27-2004, 06:02 PM

Since K-Wise didn't mention an actor in his last post, I'll just go ahead and put mine in. How about Sean Bean!

K-Wise · 08-27-2004, 06:45 PM

Dammit yer right I didn't! I don't think I'm in position to comment on this guy. It says a lot of his movies suck but the only one I've seen out of that list is "Don't Say A Word" and I don't particularly think that one sucked all that much at all. Someone else is gonna have to take this one.

Asta!!

Tophat665 · 08-27-2004, 07:09 PM

Whoa nelly! IMDB lists Johnny Depp in both Sleepy Hollow and the Astronaut's Wife!! (Though now that you mention it, Freddy's Dead is the real stinker of the bunch.)

Sean Bean was in (again according to IMDB) "How to get Ahead in Advertising" which is one of those movies that is very watchable because of how very awful it is (like This Island Earth or Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.)

Next: Ed Harris, please.

K-Wise · 08-27-2004, 07:31 PM

OH PULLIN OUT THE BIG GUNS I SEE!! Hmm it has a lot of movies I've seen from him that apparently suck only one I didn't care so much for was The Human Stain...I mean has it's good things just not as a whole. Asside from that I like most of the other movies and the other ones I haven't seen yet. I'll need a second opinion on this. If someone agrees I'll post my next choice

Asta!!

bundy · 08-27-2004, 07:35 PM

Re: Ed Harris
i don't know about bad films that drunk bastard has done, but one shit performance he gave was in a bar i used to work in.

he got liquored up on Guinness, then thought it would be really funny to throw his half empty glass at the floor. he did, it shattered and made a HUGE mess for me to clean up.
then, after that he got pissed off at the manager for telling him to leave. so he tries to clean up the broken glass... cutting his hand in the process.
he then grabbed my hand. i had his alcohol infused blood all over my hand.
dirty drunk bastard.

NEXT: Al Pacino

K-Wise · 08-27-2004, 07:49 PM

^ SCARFACE! j/k No but he was in The Recruit, Any Given Sunday, and Simone plus he had a cameo in Gigli (ain't seen it but I heard he did.)

No one has picked an Actress yet...I think I'll go out on a limb and be the first to do so.

Jessica Lange

Asta!!

K-Wise · 08-27-2004, 08:22 PM

^ Well I WANTED to edit my last post cause someone has picked an Actress and I didn't notice but it says my post must be lengthened to at least 10 characters? What kind of shit is that? It never used to do that shit before. What happened to Quick Edit too?

Asta!!

Kadath · 08-28-2004, 06:11 AM

Far North, I guess. I've only ever seen her in Rob Roy.

Gabriel Byrne?

Lasereth · 08-28-2004, 07:45 AM

Sleepy Hollow bad?? Jesus! I think it's probably Depp's best performance, not to mention a damn good movie.

-Lasereth

saut · 08-28-2004, 08:05 AM

Ok, ok. Here's a man that has never been in a single bad movie:

Christopher Walken.

Game. Over.

Mr. Spacemonkey · 08-28-2004, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Christopher Walken.

Game. Over.

Yep Pulp Fiction definitely. Sorry just proving a point that this game isn't going to work out. I mean shit, someone already mentioned Matrix 2 and 3. That should have been it there as far as I'm concerned.

Chingal0 · 08-28-2004, 10:19 AM

Christopher Walken - Last Man Standing.

Gabriel Byrne - Cool World

Matrix 3 is shit.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Lasereth · 08-28-2004, 12:41 PM

Ha ha, how can you hate Matrix 3 but like the second one? They're the same movie split in half.

-Lasereth

K-Wise · 08-28-2004, 06:49 PM

Christopher Walken was in all of the Prophecy sequels

Gabriel Byrne was also in Ghost Ship and End Of Days (for those like me who thought Cool World kicked ass)

Gwyneth Paltrow was in View From The Top, Hush, and Bounce (Most Ben Affleck films pretty much suck balls....Chasing Amy ruled though)

Orlando Bloom (not really all that fair but I'm sure asside from the LOTR films he might have 1 or 2 bad ones out of the like 6 movies he's done)

Asta!!

Grancey · 08-30-2004, 10:38 PM

Black Hawk Down. Two straight hours of guns and gore is too many for me. In addition, the guy sitting next to me with his spit cup didn't help.

Annette Bening

Church · 08-30-2004, 10:58 PM

Mars Attacks. 'Nuff said.

Ron Livingston

happyraul · 08-31-2004, 12:47 PM

little black book...that is not a good movie, how about....guy pierce?

happyraul · 08-31-2004, 12:53 PM

damn...time machine, how about jude law?

Kadath · 08-31-2004, 01:12 PM

Gattaca. Fucking Gattaca.

Kevin Kline.

K-Wise · 08-31-2004, 02:07 PM

Wild Wild West

Billy Crudup

Asta!!

Kadath · 08-31-2004, 06:50 PM

Charlotte Gray was pretty damn bad.

Andy Garcia.

Nafter · 08-31-2004, 07:17 PM

"Twisted" for Andy Garcia

Ill go with Chiaki Kuriyama, played gogo in Kill Bill

K-Wise · 08-31-2004, 07:26 PM

Hmmm how about that movie Twisted?

Audrey Hepburn

Asta!!

K-Wise · 08-31-2004, 07:28 PM

Dammit you beat me out by seconds. And a chick who's only done 3 movies?!

Asta!!

FoolThemAll · 08-31-2004, 08:47 PM

I liked Something's Gotta Give. Boo.

Mel Gibson?

warrrreagl · 08-31-2004, 09:08 PM

Bird on a Wire.

Karen Allen.

saut · 09-01-2004, 06:51 AM

Wait, you guys actually took me seriously when I mentioned Walken in a "actor that hasn't been in any bad movies" thread? I think it's time to get the ole' sarcarsm detectors a tune-up. Maybe if the question was "name an actor who has never been in a good movie," Walken would be a serious response... but jeeze.

Oh, and obviously Walken has been in at least one good movie: The Deer Hunter, but that was what, 30ish years ago?

Mr. Spacemonkey · 09-01-2004, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saut

Wait, you guys actually took me seriously when I mentioned Walken in a "actor that hasn't been in any bad movies" thread? I think it's time to get the ole' sarcarsm detectors a tune-up. Maybe if the question was "name an actor who has never been in a good movie," Walken would be a serious response... but jeeze.

Oh, and obviously Walken has been in at least one good movie: The Deer Hunter, but that was what, 30ish years ago?

What the hell are you talking about? Christopher Walken was in a lot of good movies. I mean God damn, he had a cameo in Gigli, enough said right there.

monkeydriven · 09-01-2004, 07:49 AM

Back to Karen Allen....

Perfect Storm...

Daniel Day Lewis

08-26-2004, 07:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Lets play a game.... Alright first ya pick an actor you have total faith in. Object is to find an actor that hasn't been in ONE bad movie (easier to say has never acted bad on a part but thats too easy) and you pick it...the next person tries his damnedest to find a movie that person has been in that truely sux ass...not just by their own personal opinion but by the opinion of many. The use of review sites like Rottentomatoes among others to aid yer search is allowed of course. I think I'll start it off with a sorta hard one...lets try... Jack Nicholson! I guess whoever doesn't get called out must really know his shit. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

08-26-2004, 10:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Um... Something's Gotta Give. Hugo Weaving. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

08-26-2004, 10:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
Paradise Lost "Afternoon everybody." "NORM!" Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.	Matrix Pts 2 & 3. Peter Sellers. __________________ "Marino could do it."

08-27-2004, 03:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
Lasereth Knight of the Old Republic Location: Winston-Salem, NC	Well, this game is already over! No one can judge if a movie is good or bad. I personally think Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions are Hugo Weaving's best movies. I also think the two sequels are some of the best movies ever made...especially Reloaded. I can't consider Reloaded and Revolutions average, much less bad. -Lasereth __________________ "A Darwinian attacks his theory, seeking to find flaws. An ID believer defends his theory, seeking to conceal flaws." -Roger Ebert

08-27-2004, 03:20 AM	#5 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I kinda have to go with Lasereth on this one. Something's gotta give may not have been to your taste, but it did not suck. Try "Wolf". That sucked. And all three Matrix movies rocked, as did all three LOTR movies, as did Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. It may be that there is another Australian film that Hugo Weaving was in that did suck, but, if so, I havn't seen it. With that said, The Fiendish Plot of Dr Fu Manchu is pretty much universally acclaimed to be a bomb. Hell of a way to make your exit, Pete. Next: Wynnona Rider (some chick flicks true, but judge fairly!) __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. Last edited by Tophat665; 08-27-2004 at 01:29 PM.. Reason: To maybe continue the game.

08-27-2004, 03:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
moonstrucksoul hovering in the distance Location: the land of milk and honey	lost souls - just another satan is coming to earth flick. Kevin Spacey __________________ no signature required

08-27-2004, 04:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Ordinary Decent Criminal Anthony Hopkins Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

08-27-2004, 04:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Meet Joe Black. God, what a stain upon a great actor's career. The devil in me wants to suggest Toshiro Mifune, but I will instead go with Clint Eastwood, as there's an obvious tie between them. __________________ it's quiet in here

08-27-2004, 05:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
Stompy Banned from being Banned Location: Donkey	Bridges Over Madison County. I think there's some rule in Hollywood that, as you get older, you're destined to star in a sappy POS love story/family movie. Las is right though, haha, because there's gonna be some older female that absolutely LOVES this movie My choice: Johnny Depp. __________________ I love lamp.

08-27-2004, 05:29 PM	#10 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Sleepy Hollow was pretty wretched, and the Astronaut's Wife looked just awful. Next: Ed Harris __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-27-2004, 05:34 PM	#11 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Johnny Depp was in Secret Window which sucked ass according myself and many others. Not to mention Freddy's Dead. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!! Last edited by K-Wise; 08-27-2004 at 07:43 PM.. Reason: Missed a whole actor choice, so the question was misdirected

08-27-2004, 06:02 PM	#12 (permalink)
bltzkriegmcanon Holy Knight of The Alliance Location: Stormwind, The Eastern Kingdoms, Azeroth	Since K-Wise didn't mention an actor in his last post, I'll just go ahead and put mine in. How about Sean Bean! __________________ What do you say to one last showdown? - Ocelot, Metal Gear Solid 3 The password is "Who are the Patriots?" and "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." Gotcha. - The Colonel and Snake, Metal Gear Solid 3

08-27-2004, 06:45 PM	#13 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Dammit yer right I didn't! I don't think I'm in position to comment on this guy. It says a lot of his movies suck but the only one I've seen out of that list is "Don't Say A Word" and I don't particularly think that one sucked all that much at all. Someone else is gonna have to take this one. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

08-27-2004, 07:09 PM	#14 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Whoa nelly! IMDB lists Johnny Depp in both Sleepy Hollow and the Astronaut's Wife!! (Though now that you mention it, Freddy's Dead is the real stinker of the bunch.) Sean Bean was in (again according to IMDB) "How to get Ahead in Advertising" which is one of those movies that is very watchable because of how very awful it is (like This Island Earth or Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.) Next: Ed Harris, please. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-27-2004, 07:31 PM	#15 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	OH PULLIN OUT THE BIG GUNS I SEE!! Hmm it has a lot of movies I've seen from him that apparently suck only one I didn't care so much for was The Human Stain...I mean has it's good things just not as a whole. Asside from that I like most of the other movies and the other ones I haven't seen yet. I'll need a second opinion on this. If someone agrees I'll post my next choice Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

08-30-2004, 10:58 PM	#27 (permalink)
Church Tilted F*ckhead Location: New Jersey	Mars Attacks. 'Nuff said. Ron Livingston __________________ Through counter-intelligence, it should be possible to pinpoint potential trouble makers, and neutralize them.

08-27-2004, 07:35 PM	#16 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Re: Ed Harris i don't know about bad films that drunk bastard has done, but one shit performance he gave was in a bar i used to work in. he got liquored up on Guinness, then thought it would be really funny to throw his half empty glass at the floor. he did, it shattered and made a HUGE mess for me to clean up. then, after that he got pissed off at the manager for telling him to leave. so he tries to clean up the broken glass... cutting his hand in the process. he then grabbed my hand. i had his alcohol infused blood all over my hand. dirty drunk bastard. NEXT: Al Pacino __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-27-2004, 07:49 PM	#17 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	^ SCARFACE! j/k No but he was in The Recruit, Any Given Sunday, and Simone plus he had a cameo in Gigli (ain't seen it but I heard he did.) No one has picked an Actress yet...I think I'll go out on a limb and be the first to do so. Jessica Lange Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

08-27-2004, 08:22 PM	#18 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	^ Well I WANTED to edit my last post cause someone has picked an Actress and I didn't notice but it says my post must be lengthened to at least 10 characters? What kind of shit is that? It never used to do that shit before. What happened to Quick Edit too? Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

08-28-2004, 06:11 AM	#19 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Far North, I guess. I've only ever seen her in Rob Roy. Gabriel Byrne? __________________ it's quiet in here

08-28-2004, 07:45 AM	#20 (permalink)
Lasereth Knight of the Old Republic Location: Winston-Salem, NC	Sleepy Hollow bad?? Jesus! I think it's probably Depp's best performance, not to mention a damn good movie. -Lasereth __________________ "A Darwinian attacks his theory, seeking to find flaws. An ID believer defends his theory, seeking to conceal flaws." -Roger Ebert

08-28-2004, 08:05 AM	#21 (permalink)
saut Registered User Location: Pittsburgh	Ok, ok. Here's a man that has never been in a single bad movie: Christopher Walken. Game. Over.

08-28-2004, 10:19 AM	#23 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Christopher Walken - Last Man Standing. Gabriel Byrne - Cool World Matrix 3 is shit. Gwyneth Paltrow __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

08-28-2004, 12:41 PM	#24 (permalink)
Lasereth Knight of the Old Republic Location: Winston-Salem, NC	Ha ha, how can you hate Matrix 3 but like the second one? They're the same movie split in half. -Lasereth __________________ "A Darwinian attacks his theory, seeking to find flaws. An ID believer defends his theory, seeking to conceal flaws." -Roger Ebert

08-28-2004, 06:49 PM	#25 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Christopher Walken was in all of the Prophecy sequels Gabriel Byrne was also in Ghost Ship and End Of Days (for those like me who thought Cool World kicked ass) Gwyneth Paltrow was in View From The Top, Hush, and Bounce (Most Ben Affleck films pretty much suck balls....Chasing Amy ruled though) Orlando Bloom (not really all that fair but I'm sure asside from the LOTR films he might have 1 or 2 bad ones out of the like 6 movies he's done) Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

08-30-2004, 10:38 PM	#26 (permalink)
Grancey Life's short, gotta hurry... Location: land of pit vipers	Black Hawk Down. Two straight hours of guns and gore is too many for me. In addition, the guy sitting next to me with his spit cup didn't help. Annette Bening __________________ Quiet, mild-mannered souls might just turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted cool.

08-31-2004, 12:47 PM	#28 (permalink)
happyraul Crazy Location: St. Louis, MO	little black book...that is not a good movie, how about....guy pierce?

08-31-2004, 12:53 PM	#29 (permalink)
happyraul Crazy Location: St. Louis, MO	damn...time machine, how about jude law?

08-31-2004, 01:12 PM	#30 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Gattaca. Fucking Gattaca. Kevin Kline. __________________ it's quiet in here

08-31-2004, 02:07 PM	#31 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Wild Wild West Billy Crudup Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

08-31-2004, 06:50 PM	#32 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Charlotte Gray was pretty damn bad. Andy Garcia. __________________ it's quiet in here

08-31-2004, 07:17 PM	#33 (permalink)
Nafter Insane Location: The Eng	"Twisted" for Andy Garcia Ill go with Chiaki Kuriyama, played gogo in Kill Bill __________________ I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

08-31-2004, 07:26 PM	#34 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Hmmm how about that movie Twisted? Audrey Hepburn Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

08-31-2004, 07:28 PM	#35 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Dammit you beat me out by seconds. And a chick who's only done 3 movies?! Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

08-31-2004, 08:47 PM	#36 (permalink)
FoolThemAll Walking is Still Honest Location: Seattle, WA	I liked Something's Gotta Give. Boo. Mel Gibson? __________________ I wonder if we're stuck in Rome.

08-31-2004, 09:08 PM	#37 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Bird on a Wire. Karen Allen. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.