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Old 08-07-2004, 07:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Matt Damon to become a real life Jack Horner?

Ironically, I read this the day after watching Boogie Nights....

http://www.southflorida.com/news/sfl...uide-headlines

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The Bourne Supremacy star Matt Damon wants to make a "character-driven porn movie" with an intellectual plot.

Damon, 33, believes X-rated films and action movies are predictable and badly written and is keen to break the trend by creating a adult movie where the narrative is as important as the graphic sex scenes.

Damon says, "My theory on action movies is that they're like porn movies. A porn movie has got really bad writing, really bad acting and really thinly drawn characters.

"They have a ... scene where they talk and say, 'Hey, I'm the milkman' And you know what is going to happen.

"And then you get the action and you don't really feel anything for the action and then you get another really stupid scene with, 'Hey, I'm the milkman'.

"What I want to do is make a character-driven porn movie. It's all going to be about the character and the porn's going to grow out of the characters and serve as character development.

"You know how movie titles get porn titles - movies that rip them off? A producer suggested that we do The Porn Identity."
I'll be waiting It'll be interesting to see 1) if he actually tries and 2) what it's like. Of course, I don't think he's really serious unfortunately. Too bad too cause a well-acted and written porn would be....cool.
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Old 08-07-2004, 07:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i do like the concept...but i also like to do what they are doing in the porn while watching it...and i would just get distracted by a good car chase
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Old 08-07-2004, 07:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That sounds awesome. If he wants to do it and he can pull it off, I'd definently be interested in seeing it. Of course, it will probably never happen.
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Old 08-07-2004, 08:05 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I would probably watch more porn if there were actually plots. I think that's why soft porn that does have some form of plot do better.

Best porn film I saw was the original Devil and Ms. Jones, because it did have a plot of some sort and not just "let's fuck like this.... now let's add your girlfriend and fuck like this."
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Old 08-07-2004, 08:56 AM   #5 (permalink)
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ooo please tell me he'll star on it hehe
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Old 08-07-2004, 01:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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IN THE REALM OF THE SENSES (Ai No Corrida) directed by Nagisa Oshima.

It's a Japanese movie that was directed in 1976 and is the first non porn movie I know of that has the actual actors performing real sex acts on screen. Furthermore all the sex in the movie is integral to the plot. The movie caused quite a controversy when it was released and was banned in Japan. (Link to it's imdb page: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074102/)

So Matt Damon isn't the first person to have this idea. Other more recent films that do this are Romance, Intimacy, and Baise-Moi (which is a French indie directed by and star two former porn stars).
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Old 08-07-2004, 02:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Funny you should mention 'Boogie Nights', as that one is up there with my fave flicks. I'd say that is an intense, character driven film...about porn!

Damon does nothing for me sexually, tho. Christian Bale, on the other hand.....
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Old 08-10-2004, 09:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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"the porn identity" ahhhh lol
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Old 08-14-2004, 06:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I own a lot of porn. 6 months at sea and you need porn to keep sane. It would be nice to see one with a real plot to it. Baise -moi doesn't count as porn to me. Way to fucked up to be able to wack off to. Now a good porn with a real plot and acting, i would pay good money for that.
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Old 08-14-2004, 07:34 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 08-16-2004, 07:08 AM   #11 (permalink)
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aaah.. .i miss the days of the Porn to Hollywood tie ins....
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Old 08-16-2004, 11:29 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I read the headline and though that he was going to sit in the corner eating his christmas pie.
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Old 08-16-2004, 12:32 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Hahaha, Matt Damon is the man...
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Old 08-29-2004, 04:00 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2004, 12:16 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Not for nothing is he stars in it i'm sure during filming of the movie they are going to hear the words "Stunt Cock" a lot.
I'm sorry but Damon doesn t quite seem like a Woodsman to me, at least not one who can be of true porn value withhout Viagra or levitra.
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Old 09-01-2004, 06:19 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Saving Ryan's Privates. My apologies.
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