Colin Farrell!! OH MY!! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

seizei · 06-25-2004, 12:57 AM

haha, this made me laugh!!

http://www.themercury.news.com.au/co...E10431,00.html

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Farrell's manhood cut
By staff writers
23jun04

SEXY actor Colin Farrell's manhood is reportedly so big it was considered too shocking for moviegoers.

The Irishman's nude scenes were cut from his new movie A Home At The End Of The World because director Michael Mayer considered them too "distracting".

According to British tabloid The Sun Farrell's appendage caused "a stir" at test screenings.

"The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable," the newspaper reported.

"It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it,” the source said.

The movie, which also stars Robin Wright Penn and Sissy Spacek, follows the story of a love triangle between two men and a woman over a period of twenty years in the US.

Feisty Colin, however, is reported to be fuming his private parts will not be granted adequate screen time and has demanded the scenes be included when the film comes out on DVD.

Halx · 06-25-2004, 01:04 AM

There goes my screen acting career.

Averett · 06-25-2004, 04:43 AM

I read about this, and I'm already in line for that DVD. I love me some Colin Farrell

I know he's bare-assed in Tigerland. It's been awhile since I watched it, I can't remember if there was any full frontal action going on. Maybe I should watch that tonight

You just know he's got to be impressive. He's cocky as hell, no pun intended. I wouldn't doubt that he's got the goods to back it up.

Bill O'Rights · 06-25-2004, 05:39 AM

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Originally posted by Halx
There goes my screen acting career.

Well ya can't have it all.

Leave something for us *ahem* under-acheivers.

BuDDaH · 06-27-2004, 12:05 AM

From what the people on the set said, it wasn't SO exciting so, don't suffer from penis-envy.....

Besides, like you really have anything to fear from him?

Averett · 06-27-2004, 07:19 AM

I don't care, I still wanna see

losthellhound · 06-27-2004, 08:31 AM

there goes Colin, knocking over lamps, boom mikes, backboard sets..

06-25-2004, 01:04 AM	#2 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	There goes my screen acting career. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

06-25-2004, 04:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	I read about this, and I'm already in line for that DVD. I love me some Colin Farrell I know he's bare-assed in Tigerland. It's been awhile since I watched it, I can't remember if there was any full frontal action going on. Maybe I should watch that tonight You just know he's got to be impressive. He's cocky as hell, no pun intended. I wouldn't doubt that he's got the goods to back it up. __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

06-27-2004, 12:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
BuDDaH The Matrix had a point... Moderator Emeritus Location: 10th Mountain ASB Fort Drum, N.Y.	From what the people on the set said, it wasn't SO exciting so, don't suffer from penis-envy..... Besides, like you really have anything to fear from him? __________________ I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become King of England! Last edited by BuDDaH; 06-27-2004 at 12:08 AM..

06-27-2004, 07:19 AM	#6 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	I don't care, I still wanna see __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

06-27-2004, 08:31 AM	#7 (permalink)
losthellhound Thats MR. Muffin Face now Location: Everywhere work sends me	there goes Colin, knocking over lamps, boom mikes, backboard sets.. __________________ "Life is possible only with illusions. And so, the question for the science of mental health must become an absolutely new and revolutionary one, yet one that reflects the essence of the human condition: On what level of illusion does one live?" -- Ernest Becker, The Denial of Death