Most ridiculous movie ever...
 

list here your 3 most ridiculous movies of all time. and by ridiculous, i mean really really bad.

1) double team. van damm and dennis rodman team together and van damm beats the crap out of a tiger. nuff said

2) 3000 miles to graceland. ice t swinging upside down killing 100 swat team agents in an epic final showdown

3) house of 1000 corpses. directed by rob zombie. _what the fuck?_

1) Starcrash
2) Clash of the Titans
3) Any thing with Van Damm

house of 1000 corpses was great. silly gorefest made by the king of gorefests. if you take it for anything other than that, you're thinking too much about it.


my most rediculous movie ever is "In The Bedroom" - self-importent borefest about a family's loss and coming to terms. i watched it at the insitsence of a co-worker and ended up wanting to beat him with a baseball bat by the end of it. i kept waiting for it to get good, but it just never happened.

I thought Clash of the Titans was great. To each their own.

3000 Miles to Graceland was an excellent movie!

Over the Top
No Holds Barred
That Shaquille O'Neal Genie Movie

Over the top definitely takes the cake

That movie was Kazzam, also hated it, so thats one.

another was Scooby Doo,

and last but not least, Final Fantasy: Spirit Within

I love horror movies, but I hate

1. Cabin Fever
2. Jason X
3. House of the dead

Disgrace to horror movies

1. the cube
2. most steven segal movies
3. thirteen ghosts (or is it 'the thirteenth ghost'?)

Ghost Ship. God awful horror which ended up being a comedy.

Batman and Robin
Batman Forever

edit: they are ridiculous enough to count as 3

I thought Cube was awesome, Hypercube on the other hand...

1) Glengarry Glen Ross - I saw a preview for this before some movie I'd rented, and with the number of cool actors in it I thought it would rock, but it was the worst piece of crap I'd ever seen.

2) May - If it weren't for Anna Faris this would be #1 on my list, other than her there is nothing redeemable about this movie.

3)Monkeybone - Friend brought it over one night, I knew it was gonna be bad, I didn't know HOW bad though.

1) 8 Miles
2) The 'Fridays' movies by Ice Cube, makes me wanna vomit...
3) The Scooby Doo movies
4) About all the Romance movies out there, blehh

Edit:
5) CrossRoad, Brittney Spears deserve to be stone to death because of this god awful peice of shit that passed as a movie...

1) "Route 666" - This movie was god awful and whoever made this crap needs to be burned at the stake.

2) "Mulholland Drive" - Not because it made no sense, I just hated the movie, I thought it was horrible.

3) "Series 7: The Contenders" - Yet again another god awful movie in my opinion. I watched this with my dad and we were both like 'what the. . . that was retarded.'

And my 'Honorable Mention' - "Kill Bill Vol. 1" - I really don't like Vol. 1. Then again, Vol. 2 wasn't the best in the world either, but it was better than Vol. 1 in my opinion.

Until we meet again. . .

1. Deathstalker 1-4. "The number-1 selling fantasy series of all time"

2. Redneck Zombies

3. Starship Troopers 2

Marci X - both Lisa Kudrow and Damon Wayans must have lost a bet to have been in this bomb.

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace - just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD do something.

From Justin to Kelly - I haven't stopped laughing yet, but I don't think that was their intent.

P.S. - Stopping at three films is very hard. I've got quite a long one (list, that is).
Gigli
Glitter
Kazaam
Leonard Part 6
Battlefield Earth
Baby Geniuses
It's Pat
Rollerball (remake)
Planet of the Apes (remake)
Spice World
Cat in the Hat
Garfield
Dumb and Dumberer
Freddy Got Fingered

And on and on ...

The Corndog Man. (stupid but funny as hell)

There's a lot of movies that I haven't seen because I was told how bad they were...

On that note, the bottom 3 I've seen

Hudson Hawk
Ghost Ship (WTF?)
Gigli (I just wanted to see how bad it really was, and it is...)

Weekend at Bernie's.

All of them.

1)Commando
2)Commando
3)Commando

This was one of Arnold's first movies I believe. It is completely the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. The opening scene while the opening credits are rolling was enough to have me pause the movie, I was laughing so much.

R*O*T*O*R*

Most ridiculous movie ever made. Imagine the Terminator with Arnold replaced by a pudgy guy with a 70's pornstar mustache. And that's the good part...

I'd say Mad Max - Beyond Thunderdome (I believe it was called the Road Warrior or something in the US) was ridiculous beyond belief.


But I really dug The Cube, and Mullholland Drive is a piece of goddam brilliance.

Feeders 2
Leprechaun in the Hood
Space Camp

Each.

1) Dumb and Dumberer
2) Angel Town
3) You got served
4) Matrix Revolutions (wtf?)

I'm too tired to think of more... ill do it later

I too thought this movie sucked. Maybe I fell asleep or something (certainly not out of the realm of possibility) but I don't remember a gorefest. I rented it specifically hoping for a gorefest.

1. Cabin Fever. The person who came up with that movie, ESPECIALLY the ending should be shot. Wow.

2. Drop dead gorgeous. I think thats what it was called... had Denise Richards in it. Holy crap, that was the worst movie.

3. Down with love. I'm a guy, and I hate chick flicks, and this is the epitome of chick flicks. I was drug to see it by my ex, and oh my god. The worst movie moment i've ever, ever sat through was Renee Zelwegger's 230947928374 minute monologue near the end, which recaped the ENTIRE movie. ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

This list is just the movies i've seen. Honestly, if a movie is going to be crap, I don't waste my time. The first one I saw opening night, so hadn't heard anything about it, and it was way different from how it was advertised. The second one I saw on TV, the third I didn't have a choice. It was that or no nookie. I'm starting to think I made the wrong damn choice.

I also liked 3000 miles to Graceland...huh.

They made a second Starship Troopers???? Was it a direct to video movie?

Yeah it was direct to DVD.

BUT I personally enjoyed it, wasnt near as quality as number 1, but it was fun to watch.


House of the dead is my top of the list for crap.

In no particular order:
Random Hearts- Harrison Ford in a truly terrible romantic movie
Crossroads- yes, I went to see it, against my will. When Britney says something like, "I'm really confused right now, but I wrote a poem about it. 'I'm not a girl, not yet a woman. What I need is time, a moment that is mine, while I'm in between.'" I laughed out loud.
The Core-just so stupid I couldn't stand it. There hadn't been a good Armegeddon/Independence Day/the earth is about to be destroyed movie in awhile, and this was by far the worst ever. Bad special effects, stupid concept, and wow-the acting.

Ya'll have listed most of the ones I would have...but I didnt see this one

Body Slam

1: cruel intentions
2: cruel intentions 2
3: any movie with steven segal (i hate that guy)

Dolomite
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/dolemite/index.html

Laserblast
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/laserblast/index.html

Frankenstein meets the Space Monster
http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/fmsm.html

liked mulholland drive

didn't like cube

commando was so bad it was entertaining. arnold kills a guy on an airplane, tells stewardess "whatever you do, don't disturb my friend. he's dead tired." now that is funny.

disappointed with the movie "tape." camera man desperate for inventive angles = very distracting, the plot drags, the action never left a motel room (at least up to the point where i turned it off). ethan hawk and richard linklater (sp) team up for a POS.

how about karate kid 3. miagi almost a self-parody with all the unintelligible grunting.

this leads to the american ninja franchise, another demonstration of the 80s ninja fascination. the ancient code of the ninja was "attack the enemy one at a time" and "dress up like a ninja to ruin the element of surprise."

the haunting...i saw something on tv about this movie...someone was discussing the ethics of knowingly releasing such a bad film

*Gone Fishin'. My girlfriend (at the time) and I actually LEFT the theater halfway through... we couldn't stand it anymore. Still, to this day, I preach hell about that movie - and I've never left the theater since, and I've seen some shitty movies.

*Dumb and Dumberer. There are some sequels that should never ever ever EVER get made, and that was one of them. What a waste of 1:20 that I'll never get back.

*Zoolander. Absolute crap.

With that in mind, there are so many others that just hit me all at once, but I can't seem to snag onto one, so I'll just keep it at those three... for now. :)

My older sister used up one of her free rentals from Netflips so that her fiancee, me, one of my friends, and her could sit there and make fun of it the whole way through it! It was our own version of Mystery Science Theature 3000 with The Core as the horrible movie we made fun of. It's a waste of money and time to rent and watch that movie unless your purpose is to use your knowledge of science and engineering to make fun of it the whole way through. I don't know which was worse, the plot or the acting.:lol:

1. Dude, Where's My Car? Possibly the worst movie ever made.
2. Zoolander - What the hell is this?
3. Dungeons and Dragons - AHHHHHHHHH

-Lasereth

I love Zoolander. One of my fav. comedies. I loved House of 1000 Corpses and Freddy Got Fingered (previously mentioned).

I can see how most people didn't like Freddy Got Fingered, but it fit right in with me. I have an incredibly twisted sense of humor.

House of 1000 Corpses... good fun! It's horror. The movie isn't deep at all. The goal is to be crazy, terrifying, and gory!

My 3:

1. The Exorcist - Bleh. Not scary in the least bit. The whole "god vs. devil" thing doesn't belong in horror. I consider it more of a religious drama or something. Very boring movie.

2. Titanic - I don't even need to give a reason, should be pretty obvious.

3. Anything with singing/prancing about. Dirty Dancing (thought I'd mention it since there's a thread about it), Wizard of Oz, Sound of Music, Willy Wonka.. goddamn I hate musicals like you wouldn't believe.

I don't know why, but I LOATHE anything with singing/dancing. I literally cringe whenever I hear musicals.

Willy Wonka would be a good movie if all the musical numbers were completely cut out. Well, the lame numbers, anyway. The tunnel song was good ("there's no earthly way of knowing.."), but that other shit.. "Cheer up, cheer up charlie" or "I got a golden ticket" .. screw that noise.

I hope the Tim Burton remake w/ Johnny Depp omits the musical numbers.

Vol. 1 was watchable just for the beautiful blade and Uma Thurman alone, everything else in it was atrocious enough to nearly put me to sleep several times though. Never have seen Vol. 2, but it has to be better than the first half (or at least I truly hope so)

Zoolander is a film that I thought was hilarious.
Both of the Star Wars prequels easily fit the thread topic, and it would not surprise me if the third sequel will fit as well. Not planning on watching it in the movie theatre after suffering through the first two though. If Lucas can make a decent film after the pure shit of the first two it would impress me though.

Terror Comes to Frog Town, which contains my very favorite movie quote of all time:

"Eat lead, Froggy."

I see you haven't watched Cruel Intentions 3. Otherwise you'd never another number.

"Killer Clowns From Outer Space"

This is the most horrible movie...ever.

1. Dude, where's my car?
2. The Waterboy
3. Little Nicky
4. The reprehensible remake of Rollerball
5. A Knight's Tale

Stupid, stupid, stupid, awful movies that should never have been made.

Soul Plane- Just a bad, boring, non funny movie.

Speaking of Soul Plane... I JUST read somewhere that the movie industry is blaming bad box office performance on leaked screeners! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ah man... god forbid Hollywood creates a horrible movie! Now anytime a movie BOMBS, we're gonna hear the "piracy" excuse :rolleyes:

1) Cool As Ice
2) Showgirls
3) Any of Eric Roberts' movies

I'd completely forgotten about that movie. I wish you hadn't mentioned it. Now I'm having horrible visions and the voices are telling me to do terrible things ;-)

I can't believe no body has said it yet

once upon a time in mexico

the actor from pirates of the carribian was pretty good in it though :D

the worst film i remember, the most ridiculous, the most bloated, the most overrated: titanic

pure crap, made all the worse because people whose films i really like were involved: gangs of new york, cruel intentions.

least funny film that tried to be funny: dude where's my car? followed closely by the collected works of adam sandler, through punchdrunk love, which i merely thought diverting.

film i was surprised i liked so much: lost in translation.
off topic i know.

I'm sorry Tropple, It had to be done. Someone bought me this odious, completely offensive piece of hollywood offal on DVD. It collected dust until I found someone vacuous of mind enough to take it off my hands.

I had a strange feeling that I'd pop someone's cork with this post.

1) Gossip
2) Summer of Sam

That's it, really. I've seen a lot of movies that I was disappointed in, but no others that I found to be absolutely mudane.

Too many to list but Rocky 5 is painful. An easy target i know.
Lately the last matrix movie which was dreadful.

Ridiculous movies, eh?

Cheerleader Ninjas - Yes, it actually is a movie. My G/F and I went to rent a movie, and she asked what I wanted... "Ass or Kung Fu" was my response, and then I stumble upon this gem. It was made on probably $1.97 budget, and although I expected it to be bad.... it was much, much, much worse.

The Doom Generation - Starring... damn, I can't remember her name. "Tatem" from Scream... Marilyn Mansons g/f for a while... Rose something? Anyway, horrible movie. I don't really clearly remember it, but from what I can recall three kids kill some people, drive around and romp, then get attacked by Nazis....

Zoolander - Wow. Worst.Movie.Ever.

{Edit} Rose McGowan :D

Conspirators of Pleasure -- Was the strangest movie I’ve ever seen. In it’s own way it was utterly and completely ridiculous. Great movie though.

i dont necessarily consider rediculous as a bad thing, for example:
Rocky Horror Picture Show- its fuckin rediculous with tim curry being a transvestite and people throwing toast in the audience and all sorts of things. Although to watch it is a blast
Going overboard- Rediculously bad. i was little 14 or so i think and loved adam sandler movies but i couldnt watch this more then 10minutes. In fact i believe its still at the same spot i left it 4 years ago.
and then theres Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas- its rediculous to think that Thompson actually experienced something so crazy and off the wall that he wrote a book pretty close to what actually happened.

House of 1000 Corpses. *shudder*

heh Rocky movies.
they should just call them all "Punchin Bag!"
Punchin Bag 1
Punchin Bag 2
Punchin Bag Gets beat up and then comes back.
Punchin Bag goes to Russia!
Puchin Bag gets beat in the street.

worst 3 imo are:

1. Battlefeild earth.
At the start of the movie abunch of idiots who are afraid of their own shadow and can't speak more than about 11 words learn to fly harriers in formation and smelt gold in 3days?
The entire earth puts up a 9 min fight against an alien invasion and these idiots stop them?

2. Batman and Robin.
Don't insult the franchise like this again WB. they started it off with the Dark knight and an awesome villian, Joker.
it was dark but no so dark they couldn't market it to a younger audience. ( god forbid you make a movie you can't buy the cup for at BK.)
And this is what you end up with? They get knocked down and they click there heals together and boom they are on skates?

3. house of 1000 corpses. Started off like something. then went some place that I didn't understand and then they went to a supernatural place. Are they supernatural or just demented? this movie was just a mish mash of ideas. On their own they would've worked but together it made no sense. I sent a copy of my ticked to Rob Zombie I want my 12.95 back.

"Mr. Nanny" -- A Hulk Hogan Classic

"Trash" -- An Andy Warhol production (The name speaks for itself)

ill throw a couple more in
Matrix revolutions and star wars 2
proof that 90% green/blue screen cgi does NOT make a good movie and takes away from something that could be much better with actual sets and people getting into their parts more

Alien Resurrection... I think that George Lucas and Sigourney Weaver have been smoking from the same pipe.

From Dusk till Dawn

The twist in the middle of the movie is rediculous. Entertaining but ridiculous none the less.

So I'm taking it did not deliver either "ass or kung fu"?


I just saw 'Independance Day' on Sunday and remembered how horrible and ridiculous it is.

The Stupids with Tom Arnold. I don't know what the hell I was thinking when I tried to watch that piece of crap. I must have been really bored or something.

Highlander 2: The Quickening
*Ahem* There can be only ONE!!!!

Batman and Robin
(Bat-nipples and all *Shudder*)

Dungeons and Dragons
Question is it wrong to cheer when one of the lead characters dies?

I saw "The Avengers" and "Mortal Kombat 2" in one night. It was a dark day for me indeed.

Anyways, those are my 3rd and 2nd. The most ridiculous movie ever I havent even seen, but trust me, it exists. It is...

(*drumroll*)

Leprechaun 4: Leprechaun IN SPACE!







yeah

How about Pandemonium or Meatballs 2?

Haha, MK2. Man, that movie is so laughable it's funny. *cough* Takes my vote for best unintentional western martial arts comedy featuring video game characters.

The first movie wasn't bad, though =P

1. Battlefield Earth
2. 8mm
3. League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

I would put waterworld in there but I haven't seen it.

1. Punch Drunk Love
2. Punch Drunk Love
3. Punch Drunk Love

off the top of my head

1. Battlefield earth: utter crap
2. Spiderman: couldn't understand why it was popular.
3. Queen of the damned: love Anne Rice's books. However, that movie was awful. My wife and I couldn't even manage to bother talking about it.

1. The Adventures of Pluto Nash

2. Glitter

3. Shaq Steel

Hmmm...stuff that hasn't been listed yet:
Equilibrium
Men in Black II
Spice World

I gotta go with Kadath on this: Spice World, Men In Black II, Glitter, Wild Wild West, Kazaam, League of Extrodinary Gentlemen. I know I already said all the Weekend at Bernie's movies, but damn these are pretty bad too.

1. Torque
2. Torque
3. Torque

Never ever have I watched such crap in my entire life. In my opinion, no movie comes close in crapiness to that one. Or maybe I just haven't watched many bad movies :)

--jaded

I thought that Willy Wonka and A Nightmare before Christmas were great movies.

Surf Nazis Must Die. Utter crap, so boring. It's about a fat old black lady that avenges her son's murder by shooting a bunch of neo-nazi surfers. It was mind numbingly painful to watch, nothing happens for the first 4/5ths of the movie, and the payoff wasn't worth it. Even though I saw it for free, I still want my money back.

Hrmmmm. Off the top of my head...

The Jerry Springer Movie
Knights Tale
A Night at the Roxbury - Only rented movie I actually turned off part way through...

This one may make me unpopular, but:

Event Horizon - I had just read "The Sphere" (which was a great book, but a horrible movie) , so I was really into the mystery about what could have happened to the ship, and the "science" behind the trip and all that. Then, out of nowhere, I get slapped with "Oh, the ship went to Hell, and now we're going to kill you all". From there it just turned into a slasher flick instead of a sci-fi movie. I was expecting "The Abyss", and I ended up with "Jason X".

Super Troopers.

The Hell? I've been told I need to see it a 2nd time to appreciate it... No thanks.

anything starring Adam Sandler.
anything starring Tom Arnold.
anything starring Chris Farly.
anything starring David Spade.
anything starring Shaquille O'Neal.
anything starring any of the Wayans tribe.
anything starring Will Smith.
anything starring Wesley Snipes.
anything starring Jean Claude van Damme.
anything starring Lindsey Lohan, Hilary Duff, the Rat Twins or any of their Tweenie offsiders.
anything starring Britney Spears.
anything starring Steven Seagal.

if only the money wasted of the combined works of these wankers could have been donated to charity... perhaps the world would be a little better.

Good movies:

Sandler: Punch Drunk Love
Arnold: True Lies
Farley: Wayne's World 2
Spade: PCU
O'Neal: Ummmm, ok, I give in on this one
Wayans: I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
Smith: Six Degrees of Separation
Snipes: Demolition Man
Van Damme: Streetfighter? (Ok, that's a huge stretch)
Tweeners: A yet to be made porn starring them and myself
Spears: Ditto
Seagal: A nuts, that's too hard.

dude, lol its 8 Miles, not miles

and I liked it, AND scooby doo... scoobies the best... dont be dissin the doo:lol:

:eek:

There just arent words to describe how wrong what you just said is... Super Troopers is an instant classic

Super Troopers is one of my favorite movies of all time.

Totally ridiculous but awesome:
Big Trouble in Little China
Bukaroo Bonzai
Killer Clowns from Outerspace

Totally ridiculous but terrible:
Tremors 3
Alien Ressurection
The Bourne Identity (Finished the book the day before I saw the movie and Matt Damon just looked so fake and silly in it)

and I can't believe someone mentioned The Corndog Man, that was pretty strange.

You just said its "8 miles, not miles" ??? You mean mile?

I think he was trying to say "it's 8 Mile, not mileS".

Which makes it even funnier.

1 House of the Dead
2 House of the dead
3 house of the Dead

Yes it is that bad!!

hellboy

one of the worst movies i have ever seen

What dreams may come.

Made me want to commit suicide in the theater

hellboy is one of the worst movies ever made, yes jobu

ridiculous? Mars Attack. i don't think it's awsome but it's definately ridiculous in its humour :D i actually liked it as a kid

Ugh. That movie is on my list of worsts. A huge Pepsi/Taco Bell Commercial! Snipes has done many bad movies. Of the bad ones, there are certainly some better than Demolition Man: Blade, White Men Can't Jump, and New Jack City to name a few.

Let us not forget

1. Dune

2. Spiceworld (i swear my girlfriend made me watch it)

3. Dougs First movie ( I would have called it dougs last movie)

1. People under the stairs
2. Meet the parents
3. All Vern movies

Got a few more to add:

Kung-Pow
Mr. Wonderful - wife bought it and watched it for all 5 mins.
Graveyard shift

anyone listed 'the attack of the killer tomatoes'?