Josie and the Pussycats was terrible. My girlfriend at the time made me go (that seems to be a pretty common excuse for bad movies doesn't it?). I've never been more pissed off watching a movie.

Dang, I was going to read the entire post, but I'm laughing too hard. I'll forget my post if I don't do it now:

3) anything with Van Dam

2) the accidental tourist (i thought the chicks would like me more......)

1) the ten commandments. what a crock!

"Playmate of the Apes". This was a B movie on cable for awhile. NO budget whatsoever, people running around in ape costumes (I've seen better at Halloween), there was even a pink gorilla. And of course it was staffed with completely stupid playgirls in bikinis. We couldn't get through more than 15 mins without laughing hysterically.
Did I mention there was singing and dancing???????

RoboCop....aarrggg

Eyes Wide Shut.....yawn

Far and Away........yuk