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05-20-2004, 04:56 PM
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Location: South Korea
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If cannibals caught you, how would you like to be cooked?
I think I'd be boiled in a big pot with some vegetables. The traditional way. Don't forget to add salt. I don't want to be bland.
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05-20-2004, 06:23 PM
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Location: Home sweet home
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Marinate me with blackbean galic sause/paste. Sautee me with finely sliced carrots, onions, brocoli, potato, celery, peas. Served with rice. Yum
 For desert, how about some KellyC's brain sundae? 
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05-21-2004, 06:50 AM
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Location: Chicago
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{I'm a tough old broad, gonna take lots of marination and slow cooking to tenderize me)
Marinate in soy sauce, with some garlic and wasabi and lemon juice Stuff me with tons and tons of garlic. Stick me on a spit and roast slowly all day Slice thin and serve on toasted french bread or over rice
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05-21-2004, 11:21 PM
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Location: Tokyo
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great idea! roll me in rice and nori and slice me. i think i'd taste nice with avocado... i could become the next salmon+avo sushi craze... bundy+avo sushi... i can see it now...
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05-22-2004, 12:06 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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no cooking for me, I prefer to be eaten alive, if you know what I mean (nudge nudge wink wink)
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05-22-2004, 01:11 PM
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You better hope you are Gjefflin.
I would first want to be treated like one of those japanesse cows, fed only beer and grain, massaged daily, make sure i'm extra tender. When the day comes I'd want to be shipped to kitchen stadium, die by the hands of culinary masters dualing it out. |
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05-22-2004, 04:29 PM
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We are everywhere...
Location: Barrie, Ontario
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I'd want Jerky made out of me on one of Ron Popeil's food dehydrators!
And then I'd hope I make every one of those man-eating bastards sicker than a dog when they choke on my GLH "hair in a spray can" I always carry with me for just such an emergency.
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05-24-2004, 02:05 PM
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Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W
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First, I'd need to be tenderized - preferably by being repeatedly slammed by a super model. This has the added benefit of helping drain unnecessary fluids.
As for the actual cooking method, I’d prefer to be trussed up and roasted over an open fire.
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05-24-2004, 02:57 PM
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who ever said streaking was a bad thing?
Location: Calgary
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05-26-2004, 06:36 AM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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Knock me out, shake and bake, then pan fry me with some fatback..... mmmmmmmmm fatback
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06-24-2004, 07:27 AM
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change is hard.
Location: the green room.
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I'd hope that they would have a long discussion on it, maybe even have an arguement and kill each other over me. Even in death i'm a drama queen baby...
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