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If cannibals caught you, how would you like to be cooked?
I think I'd be boiled in a big pot with some vegetables. The traditional way. Don't forget to add salt. I don't want to be bland.
I wrote this book with 1004 questions like this in it. It's called: Questions to Muse You I won't link to it but certainly you can find it if you want to. Anyone out there want to criticize it? |
i'd like to be stuffed with cheese... because it seems like everything is better once you stuff it with cheese
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I'd like to be pan-seared and then transfered to the broiler to finish. That way I can still be juicy.
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Probably stewed slowly, like crock-pot style. Or else I'd be tough and stringy.
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Flash fried in chicken shit. I'll be damned if they're gonna eat me and actually enjoy it. Bastards.
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Marinate me with blackbean galic sause/paste. Sautee me with finely sliced carrots, onions, brocoli, potato, celery, peas. Served with rice. Yum :)
For desert, how about some KellyC's brain sundae? :lol: |
Boiled my boy... boiled.
(famous quote from some explorer I can't remember) |
{I'm a tough old broad, gonna take lots of marination and slow cooking to tenderize me)
Marinate in soy sauce, with some garlic and wasabi and lemon juice Stuff me with tons and tons of garlic. Stick me on a spit and roast slowly all day Slice thin and serve on toasted french bread or over rice |
BBQ
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Cut me up into thin slices, and eat me RAW. Sashimi style.
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great idea! roll me in rice and nori and slice me. i think i'd taste nice with avocado... i could become the next salmon+avo sushi craze... bundy+avo sushi... i can see it now... |
Who cares? I'm dead! :)
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no cooking for me, I prefer to be eaten alive, if you know what I mean (nudge nudge wink wink)
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You better hope you are Gjefflin.
I would first want to be treated like one of those japanesse cows, fed only beer and grain, massaged daily, make sure i'm extra tender. When the day comes I'd want to be shipped to kitchen stadium, die by the hands of culinary masters dualing it out. |
I'd want Jerky made out of me on one of Ron Popeil's food dehydrators!
And then I'd hope I make every one of those man-eating bastards sicker than a dog when they choke on my GLH "hair in a spray can" I always carry with me for just such an emergency. |
Heh heh, Ron Fucking Popeil. Its Showtime, baby.
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Fucking right! Dont forget the wasabi. |
I want to be made into some hamburgers.
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I would like to have them TRY to eat me alive... they would find that some food is harder to prepare than others
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Freeze dried
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With a side of cannibal. If I'm going down, I'm taking at least one of them with me!
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Deep Fried. Hot Sauce.
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First, I'd need to be tenderized - preferably by being repeatedly slammed by a super model. This has the added benefit of helping drain unnecessary fluids.
As for the actual cooking method, I’d prefer to be trussed up and roasted over an open fire. |
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Knock me out, shake and bake, then pan fry me with some fatback..... mmmmmmmmm fatback
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beer batterd and deep fried.
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Sunny side up!!
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I'd hope that they would have a long discussion on it, maybe even have an arguement and kill each other over me. Even in death i'm a drama queen baby...
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Steamed with jam and simply lashings of custard.
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Extremely well aged and raw.
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