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Booray · 12-07-2004, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Humungus

Some goddamn forsaken piece of shit movie that I will never figure out. It was probably like "Cant buy me love" or some stupid-ass movie like that too. *whimpers*

When you mentioned "Can't Buy Me Love", I pictured in my mind someone saying the quote in what I, for a second, thought was that movie, but then realized that I was thinking of a different Patrick Dempsey movie: "Loverboy". The one where he's delivering pizzas and basically working as a male prostitute every time someone orders one with extra anchovies. It seems like either he might have said it himself or that his "surfer dude" stereotype friend said it, or the Italian guy who's trying to make it with his mom. I'm probably wrong though.

Lord Humungus · 03-28-2005, 10:28 AM

just so you all know...I have still never figured this out. Pretty lame huh?

Charlatan · 03-28-2005, 11:19 AM

I'm thinking Gotcha! with Anthony Edwards and Linda Fiorentino (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089222/)

or maybe

Kindergarten Cop (but I don't think the film is old enough)...

I too have been saying this for ever... since definately the 80s and definately with a Russian acccent...

Personal Best? no.

Lord Humungus · 03-28-2005, 11:32 AM

that is funny that you say Gotcha!
It is one of the movies I have always wondered. I guess I need to rent it and watch it again and see if its it. I think its an 80's movie too....sob...this is killin' me

dirtyrascal7 · 03-28-2005, 08:43 PM

haha... i just did a quick google search and i didn't find the answer, but i did find at least a dozen websites/message boards where you've asked this same question.

Lord Humungus · 03-28-2005, 09:53 PM

lol
you know its bad when google search come up with message board posts you've posted

asudevil83 · 03-28-2005, 10:03 PM

alright.....i'm voting more Austin Powers.

but another one that hasnt been mentioned has hit me. could it possibly be from 50 First Dates? their was a crazy German chick in that who said some pretty funny shit once and a while.

Charlatan · 03-29-2005, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asudevil83

alright.....i'm voting more Austin Powers.

but another one that hasnt been mentioned has hit me. could it possibly be from 50 First Dates? their was a crazy German chick in that who said some pretty funny shit once and a while.

They may have used the quote but they didn't originate it... I've been using this quote since the mid 80s at least. My brother also uses it...

jwoody · 03-29-2005, 06:43 AM

I just read three pages of this while racking my brains - fully expecting to find the answer at the end.

The quote is so fucking familiar.. I have a vision of a blond haired, Russian/Eastern European woman saying it, I just can't put it in context.

Charlatan · 03-29-2005, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwoody

I just read three pages of this while racking my brains - fully expecting to find the answer at the end.

The quote is so fucking familiar.. I have a vision of a blond haired, Russian/Eastern European woman saying it, I just can't put it in context.

That was the prostitute you visited last week... really Jwoody, stay focused.

jwoody · 03-29-2005, 07:23 AM

I did go to Prague on a stag-weekend last year.

My only memory of that is the Strong-like-bull hotel manager demanding money to clean his jacuzzi... I did offer to do it myself but when somebody has your passport you're in their pocket.

SysteMatiC · 03-29-2005, 09:23 AM

The few suggestions I found are either
Bull Durham or Spies Like Us

Lord Humungus · 03-29-2005, 11:38 AM

I watched Spies like Us recently. All of it. Its not it.

Friggin' torture

liquidlight · 03-29-2005, 11:49 AM

Why in the name of all that's holy would you start a thread like this where so many obsessive compulsive people like me would read it!? YOU DIRTY BASTARD. . . alright, now back to searching. . . You wanted me to hate you, didn't you?

liquidlight · 03-29-2005, 11:58 AM

I've just had a moment. . . what about the movie Major League? Either the little japanese guy, or the guy that's into voodoo?

Lord Humungus · 03-29-2005, 11:59 AM

Because I was hoping that someone might more obsessive compulsive than me and actually know the movie we are all thinking about. *cries*

Lord Humungus · 03-29-2005, 12:02 PM

I dont know if its Major League. Doesn't ring a bell but that doesn't mean its not it.

maleficent · 03-29-2005, 12:19 PM

Major League is too current... it's older than that...

Lord Humungus · 03-29-2005, 01:35 PM

ive seen that...thats a cd...not a movie silly

liquidlight · 03-29-2005, 01:37 PM

I'm recruiting minions into the search, two more pissed off people already!

Lord Humungus · 03-29-2005, 01:41 PM

NICE! I've got everyone at my work on it. Well..I had them on it. They gave up. I ask every person I meet (honest to god I do). Thats how obsessed with figuring this out I am. RECRUIT AWAY MY BROTHER!

Roark · 03-29-2005, 02:38 PM

You sure it's not Gotcha! and something Nadia said?

Lord Humungus · 03-29-2005, 02:41 PM

No. I am not sure. Anybody have the movie?

maleficent · 03-29-2005, 03:03 PM

I've seen the movie - -
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089222/
The character is Sasha -- it's possible -- but it's not on the "memorable Quotes" page

Coppertop · 03-29-2005, 03:20 PM

For the life of me I cannot find Gotcha!'s script online. Same with Blazing Saddles.

Coppertop · 03-29-2005, 03:31 PM

If it's worth money to you, I'd recommend trying this out:

http://answers.google.com/answers/main?sourceid=tiplt

Google Answers. Might be useful. Might save you some sanity. Might save us some as well.

Mal, do I date myself when I say I remember this line from Gotcha! - "Mi lapiz es grande y amarillo."

Suave · 03-29-2005, 04:43 PM

Xenia Onatopp from Goldeneye might have said it at some point.

Lord Humungus · 03-29-2005, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coppertop

If it's worth money to you, I'd recommend trying this out:

http://answers.google.com/answers/main?sourceid=tiplt

Google Answers. Might be useful. Might save you some sanity. Might save us some as well.

Mal, do I date myself when I say I remember this line from Gotcha! - "Mi lapiz es grande y amarillo."

hahaha.. i already tried that a loooooong time ago with no luck.
http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=95933

There was just assumptions and possible originations but no response to the movie we are all thinking of.

Lord Humungus · 03-29-2005, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suave

Xenia Onatopp from Goldeneye might have said it at some point.

ive watch most of Goldeneye for that purpose but she never said it. It is possible it was in a scene I missed. I even checked the script and its not in there.

Lord Humungus · 03-29-2005, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent

I've seen the movie - -
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089222/
The character is Sasha -- it's possible -- but it's not on the "memorable Quotes" page

I've seen Gotcha! a million times but I couldn't tell you for certainty if its in there or not.

Suave · 03-29-2005, 10:39 PM

Have you ever considered the possibility that you're simply legally insane?

Lord Humungus · 03-30-2005, 08:27 AM

yes sir. I've considered it once...... once.

wrongfullyaccuzd · 03-30-2005, 02:15 PM

I have two friends working on it: a film student from Emerson and a guy who is known as "the Oracle" when it comes to looking stuff up. I know you said you've looked at everything the internet has to offer, but if anyone I know will find it, on the internet or otherwise, it's one of these guys. I'll get back to you.

Before-I-even-posted update: One insists it's Rocky IV. I know you've said many times that's not it, but why? Just so I have something to tell him.

By the way, way to piss off three more people.

Redlemon · 03-30-2005, 02:43 PM

I am dumbfounded that this thread is still alive, and unsolved. I have no useful resources to add to the hunt, except my moral support. Good luck, guys!

Lord Humungus · 03-30-2005, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wrongfullyaccuzd

I have two friends working on it: a film student from Emerson and a guy who is known as "the Oracle" when it comes to looking stuff up. I know you said you've looked at everything the internet has to offer, but if anyone I know will find it, on the internet or otherwise, it's one of these guys. I'll get back to you.

Before-I-even-posted update: One insists it's Rocky IV. I know you've said many times that's not it, but why? Just so I have something to tell him.

By the way, way to piss off three more people.

I know its not Rocky IV because I watched it recently specifically to see if the quote was in the movie. The scene most people think it is when his wife talks at the press conference (jts not) and when the coach is talking to the TV crew about Drago (its not). He refers to Drago as a piece of iron or something. Plus, I've checked the script and its not in there.

It is possible this quote was implanted into us by Aliens as a trick!

flat5 · 04-07-2005, 03:41 AM

It might be in Leon. He tries to get the girl to drink milk a few times.

braisler · 04-07-2005, 03:53 AM

My wife suggested one and I don't think that it has been put forward before. "I Love You to Death" with Kevin Kline and Tracy Ullman. The mother-in-law character is vaguely eastern european and speaks with a heavy accent. She and the wife are conspiring to kill Kevin Kline's character. One of the ways that they try is by poisoning with food. She could have said the line in an attempt to get him to eat something poisoned.

Has anyone seen that one recently? It was out in 1990, so it fits roughly in the time frame that everyone seems to have in mind. I don't think that we have it on tape anymore or my wife would watch it and find out for sure.

Redlemon · 04-07-2005, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by braisler

"I Love You to Death" with Kevin Kline and Tracy Ullman... Has anyone seen that one recently?

Next broadcast is Mon 4/11 3:00 PM on Comedy Central. I won't have the time to check it, however, any volunteers?

Lord Humungus · 04-07-2005, 02:24 PM

I cant say that I've ever really watched that movie. I believe I know of it. I sorta remember someone in that movie with an ace bandage around her head...but I dont think I really watched the whole thing from start to end. Sometimes I think that maybe its some movie like Patriot Games. There was some fat russian chick that some spy came and banged her then he left and her friend came in and she started talking about him and said that he was strong like bull. But then I think thats not it at all. I think its a comedy and somebody gives somebody something and says "drink this..make you strong, like bull". Maybe like Love Potion #9 but I know its not that. SOB...this sucks. How is it possible we ALL know this quote....all the way down to the way the person says it....with that damn russian accent but nobody can place it. I wanna scream.

Knucklehead · 04-07-2005, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Humungus

I cant say that I've ever really watched that movie. I believe I know of it. I sorta remember someone in that movie with an ace bandage around her head...but I dont think I really watched the whole thing from start to end. Sometimes I think that maybe its some movie like Patriot Games. There was some fat russian chick that some spy came and banged her then he left and her friend came in and she started talking about him and said that he was strong like bull. But then I think thats not it at all. I think its a comedy and somebody gives somebody something and says "drink this..make you strong, like bull". Maybe like Love Potion #9 but I know its not that. SOB...this sucks. How is it possible we ALL know this quote....all the way down to the way the person says it....with that damn russian accent but nobody can place it. I wanna scream.

The Jackal

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119395/

03-28-2005, 10:28 AM	#82 (permalink)
Lord Humungus Addict Location: The Outer rim of HELL	just so you all know...I have still never figured this out. Pretty lame huh? __________________ I am still searching for the movie this quote was in... "Make you strong, like bull", said in a russian accent Post here if you know anything...PLEASE!

03-28-2005, 11:19 AM	#83 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I'm thinking Gotcha! with Anthony Edwards and Linda Fiorentino (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089222/) or maybe Kindergarten Cop (but I don't think the film is old enough)... I too have been saying this for ever... since definately the 80s and definately with a Russian acccent... Personal Best? no. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-28-2005, 11:32 AM	#84 (permalink)
Lord Humungus Addict Location: The Outer rim of HELL	that is funny that you say Gotcha! It is one of the movies I have always wondered. I guess I need to rent it and watch it again and see if its it. I think its an 80's movie too....sob...this is killin' me __________________ I am still searching for the movie this quote was in... "Make you strong, like bull", said in a russian accent Post here if you know anything...PLEASE!

03-28-2005, 09:53 PM	#86 (permalink)
Lord Humungus Addict Location: The Outer rim of HELL	lol you know its bad when google search come up with message board posts you've posted __________________ I am still searching for the movie this quote was in... "Make you strong, like bull", said in a russian accent Post here if you know anything...PLEASE!

03-29-2005, 09:23 AM	#92 (permalink)
SysteMatiC Insane Location: unfortunately not ireland	The few suggestions I found are either Bull Durham or Spies Like Us __________________ I have more respect for a man who says what he means, even if he is wrong, then one who acts like an angel, but is nothing but a devil.

03-28-2005, 08:43 PM	#85 (permalink)
dirtyrascal7 That's what she said	haha... i just did a quick google search and i didn't find the answer, but i did find at least a dozen websites/message boards where you've asked this same question.

03-28-2005, 10:03 PM	#87 (permalink)
asudevil83 Psycho Location: Scottsdale, AZ	alright.....i'm voting more Austin Powers. but another one that hasnt been mentioned has hit me. could it possibly be from 50 First Dates? their was a crazy German chick in that who said some pretty funny shit once and a while.

03-29-2005, 06:43 AM	#89 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	I just read three pages of this while racking my brains - fully expecting to find the answer at the end. The quote is so fucking familiar.. I have a vision of a blond haired, Russian/Eastern European woman saying it, I just can't put it in context.

03-29-2005, 07:23 AM	#91 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	I did go to Prague on a stag-weekend last year. My only memory of that is the Strong-like-bull hotel manager demanding money to clean his jacuzzi... I did offer to do it myself but when somebody has your passport you're in their pocket.

03-29-2005, 11:38 AM	#93 (permalink)
Lord Humungus Addict Location: The Outer rim of HELL	I watched Spies like Us recently. All of it. Its not it. Friggin' torture __________________ I am still searching for the movie this quote was in... "Make you strong, like bull", said in a russian accent Post here if you know anything...PLEASE!

03-29-2005, 11:49 AM	#94 (permalink)
liquidlight AHH! Custom Title!! Location: The twisted warpings of my brain.	Why in the name of all that's holy would you start a thread like this where so many obsessive compulsive people like me would read it!? YOU DIRTY BASTARD. . . alright, now back to searching. . . You wanted me to hate you, didn't you? __________________ Halfway to hell and picking up speed. Last edited by liquidlight; 03-29-2005 at 11:55 AM..

03-29-2005, 11:58 AM	#95 (permalink)
liquidlight AHH! Custom Title!! Location: The twisted warpings of my brain.	I've just had a moment. . . what about the movie Major League? Either the little japanese guy, or the guy that's into voodoo? __________________ Halfway to hell and picking up speed.

03-29-2005, 11:59 AM	#96 (permalink)
Lord Humungus Addict Location: The Outer rim of HELL	Because I was hoping that someone might more obsessive compulsive than me and actually know the movie we are all thinking about. cries __________________ I am still searching for the movie this quote was in... "Make you strong, like bull", said in a russian accent Post here if you know anything...PLEASE!

03-29-2005, 12:02 PM	#97 (permalink)
Lord Humungus Addict Location: The Outer rim of HELL	I dont know if its Major League. Doesn't ring a bell but that doesn't mean its not it. __________________ I am still searching for the movie this quote was in... "Make you strong, like bull", said in a russian accent Post here if you know anything...PLEASE!

03-29-2005, 12:19 PM	#98 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Major League is too current... it's older than that... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

03-29-2005, 04:43 PM	#107 (permalink)
Suave Twitterpated Location: My own little world (also Canada)	Xenia Onatopp from Goldeneye might have said it at some point. __________________ "Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions." - Albert Einstein "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato Last edited by Suave; 03-29-2005 at 04:46 PM..

03-29-2005, 01:35 PM	#99 (permalink)
Lord Humungus Addict Location: The Outer rim of HELL	ive seen that...thats a cd...not a movie silly __________________ I am still searching for the movie this quote was in... "Make you strong, like bull", said in a russian accent Post here if you know anything...PLEASE!

03-29-2005, 01:37 PM	#100 (permalink)
liquidlight AHH! Custom Title!! Location: The twisted warpings of my brain.	I'm recruiting minions into the search, two more pissed off people already! __________________ Halfway to hell and picking up speed.

03-29-2005, 01:41 PM	#101 (permalink)
Lord Humungus Addict Location: The Outer rim of HELL	NICE! I've got everyone at my work on it. Well..I had them on it. They gave up. I ask every person I meet (honest to god I do). Thats how obsessed with figuring this out I am. RECRUIT AWAY MY BROTHER! __________________ I am still searching for the movie this quote was in... "Make you strong, like bull", said in a russian accent Post here if you know anything...PLEASE!

03-29-2005, 02:38 PM	#102 (permalink)
Roark Insane	You sure it's not Gotcha! and something Nadia said?

03-29-2005, 02:41 PM	#103 (permalink)
Lord Humungus Addict Location: The Outer rim of HELL	No. I am not sure. Anybody have the movie? __________________ I am still searching for the movie this quote was in... "Make you strong, like bull", said in a russian accent Post here if you know anything...PLEASE!

03-29-2005, 03:03 PM	#104 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	I've seen the movie - - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089222/ The character is Sasha -- it's possible -- but it's not on the "memorable Quotes" page __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

03-29-2005, 03:20 PM	#105 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	For the life of me I cannot find Gotcha!'s script online. Same with Blazing Saddles.

03-29-2005, 03:31 PM	#106 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	If it's worth money to you, I'd recommend trying this out: http://answers.google.com/answers/main?sourceid=tiplt Google Answers. Might be useful. Might save you some sanity. Might save us some as well. Mal, do I date myself when I say I remember this line from Gotcha! - "Mi lapiz es grande y amarillo."

03-29-2005, 10:39 PM	#111 (permalink)
Suave Twitterpated Location: My own little world (also Canada)	Have you ever considered the possibility that you're simply legally insane? __________________ "Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions." - Albert Einstein "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato

03-30-2005, 08:27 AM	#112 (permalink)
Lord Humungus Addict Location: The Outer rim of HELL	yes sir. I've considered it once...... once. __________________ I am still searching for the movie this quote was in... "Make you strong, like bull", said in a russian accent Post here if you know anything...PLEASE!

03-30-2005, 02:15 PM	#113 (permalink)
wrongfullyaccuzd Addict Location: NoVA	I have two friends working on it: a film student from Emerson and a guy who is known as "the Oracle" when it comes to looking stuff up. I know you said you've looked at everything the internet has to offer, but if anyone I know will find it, on the internet or otherwise, it's one of these guys. I'll get back to you. Before-I-even-posted update: One insists it's Rocky IV. I know you've said many times that's not it, but why? Just so I have something to tell him. By the way, way to piss off three more people.

03-30-2005, 02:43 PM	#114 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I am dumbfounded that this thread is still alive, and unsolved. I have no useful resources to add to the hunt, except my moral support. Good luck, guys! __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

04-07-2005, 03:41 AM	#116 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	It might be in Leon. He tries to get the girl to drink milk a few times.

04-07-2005, 03:53 AM	#117 (permalink)
braisler Addict Location: Midway, KY	My wife suggested one and I don't think that it has been put forward before. "I Love You to Death" with Kevin Kline and Tracy Ullman. The mother-in-law character is vaguely eastern european and speaks with a heavy accent. She and the wife are conspiring to kill Kevin Kline's character. One of the ways that they try is by poisoning with food. She could have said the line in an attempt to get him to eat something poisoned. Has anyone seen that one recently? It was out in 1990, so it fits roughly in the time frame that everyone seems to have in mind. I don't think that we have it on tape anymore or my wife would watch it and find out for sure. __________________ --- You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. - Albert Einstein ---

04-07-2005, 02:24 PM	#119 (permalink)
Lord Humungus Addict Location: The Outer rim of HELL	I cant say that I've ever really watched that movie. I believe I know of it. I sorta remember someone in that movie with an ace bandage around her head...but I dont think I really watched the whole thing from start to end. Sometimes I think that maybe its some movie like Patriot Games. There was some fat russian chick that some spy came and banged her then he left and her friend came in and she started talking about him and said that he was strong like bull. But then I think thats not it at all. I think its a comedy and somebody gives somebody something and says "drink this..make you strong, like bull". Maybe like Love Potion #9 but I know its not that. SOB...this sucks. How is it possible we ALL know this quote....all the way down to the way the person says it....with that damn russian accent but nobody can place it. I wanna scream. __________________ I am still searching for the movie this quote was in... "Make you strong, like bull", said in a russian accent Post here if you know anything...PLEASE!