Derwood

She isn't the most talented actress, but when did she, ahem, grow up like that? The "Harry Potter" sketch was more or less true to real life with her....she ain't the little girl from "The Parent Trap" any more.

But she's only 17, so I feel much shame....

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saut

Against my will and better judgement, I went to see "Diary of a Teenage Drama Queen" at the cheap theater with my friends (the girls picked this movie, of course). What can I say, we were bored!

Long story short, this was the most god-awful peice of shit in this history of movie making. It wasn't even funny-bad, it was just BAD. They even managed to defile the David Bowie song "Changes" by using it in a school-play scene. Goddamnit.

I hate that Lindsay Lohan bitch.

Speed_Gibson

no f'ing clue who she is, but I have heard the name at least once somewhere.

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Radio Monk33

So hot....sooooo hoooootttt....

Goddamn, she's hot in that schoolgirl uniform...and in the harry potter skit...

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What did I miss?

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bond007

here's a rather interesting photo of Ms. Lohan (borderline NSFW)!

http://photos.imageevent.com/phatcho...lohan_wow1.jpg

Derwood

In the monologue she was wearing a strapless dress that she had to keep pulling up lest she let a nipple slip.

The Harry Potter sketch was basically that the kids are back at Hogwarts for the first day of school and little Hermione has "grown up" over the summer. She is wearing a low cut shirt with lots o' cleavage that causes everyone else to lose their train of thought....

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wordssmith22

aside from lindsay's cleavage, what did you think about the show? i didn't catch all of it, but the harry potter sketch was pretty good, except for sanz as hagrid. and how long has forte been doing bush?

Mr.Deflok

This sounds friggin' hot. Legal or not, I'd hit it, three times in one minute.

When can we see a link to a vid?

soccerchamp76

That was an awesome SNL and Lindsay Lohan is so amazingly hot. Saw Mean Girls and she was damn fine in that movie as well. The Harry Potter skit was pretty funny too.

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I haven't laughed so hard as when the "Debbie Downer" sketch fell apart. Trying to see them regain their composure was too damn funny


No pics from the episode on the official SNL site yet.

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MahlerIsGod

I get a very distinct boob job vibe from that pic. Just me? It has the outline of an implant, no?

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mystmarimatt

That harry potter sketch was rad, i was laughing so hard.

It was solid, especially considering it was from the current cast, which i think really isn't that good, they don't have any really awesomely funny people, except for Fey and that new guy Armisen.

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That picture doesn't look a whole lot like the way she looked on the show.....suspicious

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Fremen

I've seen various pics of her at Hollywood events, or pics shot by paparazzi at Hollywood "hotspots", an every damn one of them have been of her breasts almost falling out of her top.

I just have one question. Where the hell are her parents???
The girl looks like a teenage hooker.
And she hangs out with Paris Hilton.

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rockzilla

The best part of the show was the part that said Snoop Dogg would be hosting next week.

Bobaphat

I had no idea who she was before that show, and i have to say that it made me feel like a very bad man. You know that guy in the harry potter sketch was enjoying that bit of "acting"

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gmoot

I can never remember her name, but I always just think of her as "The Disney Girl". I swear, she is owned by Disney or something because she's been in so many of their movies/made for tv movies that she's probably on the Disney channel at least once a week.

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<i> edit: </i> sorry. Posted the screen-caps but just remembered she's only 17.

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brandon11983

I was thinking the same thing. Those are some big jubblies for a 17 yr old.

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Mojo_PeiPei

She is young and stacked, gravity has yet to set in.

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dy156

Not only did I watch SNL, but I was dragged to Mean Girls this weekend. They look very nice. It's just not fair that 17 year olds can flaunt themselves all over like that. I can't remember another movie with that much cleavage of women over 17.
It might not be a boob job, and here's my opinion as to why:
1. She looks great, but she's also pretty thick all over. She's not a tiny little girl, and the boobs don't look out of proportion to the rest of her body. She was definitely larger in general than the other girls cast to be "hot" high school girls.
2. That having been said, her boobs are Very big. If she were going to get a boob job, I bet her agent/doctors/whoever would have recommended something more moderate. Not many people get the giant round balloons anymore. If I were trying to "sex up" a young actress for her career, I'd tell her to get a C or D, but these things are DD at least, I bet. (comparing them to my wife's D )

3.Getting such huge boobs put on would not be a great long term career move. And it doesn't sound like something Disney, and/or Tina Fey would be happy about. (Then again, if she did, maybe it was, at the least, a very good short term career move. After all, we're all talking about her, and not only did she host SNL, but her movie made 25 million this weekend.)

Charlatan

most likely they are real and she will get them reduced to save her aching back...

...She was very funny in Freaky Friday and my kid loved her in the Parent Trap.

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bond007

so, when does she turn 18???

kwoodmex

that shit was outta control funny. usually fallon and horatio, when together, break character all the time. but when the whole cast of that particular sketch breakdown its funny as hell. dratch couldn't keep it together at all when the "wahh wahhhhhhhhhhhhh" trumpet would sound.

soccerchamp76

Makes you appreciate how SNL is live...

best part of MeanGirls
http://www.gallery.lohanonline.com/m...angirls/15.jpg

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bond007

if true... major bummer.

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REALMEDIA (shudder) [BEST QUALITY though]
ftp://public2.ftp.mugglenet.com:9000...may2004_rm.zip

QUICKTIME
ftp://public2.ftp.mugglenet.com:9000...may2004_qt.zip

WINDOWS MEDIA VIDEO
ftp://public1.ftp.mugglenet.com:9000...ay2004_wmv.zip

Redjake

go to www.thatsjustnotright.com


videocaps in the top post

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iamtheone

Dean should have a picture then in the next few days. ; )

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kutulu

I'm not a rap fan but Snoop Dogg is the shit. I hope I remember to watch that.

Breast reduction surgery should be a crime punishable by death.

Charlatan

Tell that to DD women's aching backs and gravity induced nasty stretch marks...

illesturban

lindsay lohan is FOINE! when does she turn 18???

Derwood

those vidcaps say it all. Thanks for the find!

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Speed_Gibson

just looked at the vidcaps and not really impressed in the slightest. She does have a quite decent bust but that means nothing to me at all. Would have to actually to see her perform in some kind of movie or television program to see what kind of talent she actually has and have more to base an opinion on.

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bond007

kinda reminds me of this song...

She's only seventeen
Daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough for me

JohnnyRoyale

Is it real, or is it Dow Corning?

I'm looking at this:
http://photos.imageevent.com/phatcho...lohan_wow1.jpg

and thinking...."not real".

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Lasereth

If that's real, then she has the worst breast implant job I've ever seen. That looks terrible.

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djtestudo

Doesn't even look like her.

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bond007

so, I'm guessing you haven't seen pics of Gena Lee Nolin, Courtney Love or Susan Ward???


you're kidding, right???