InTeGrA77

Just FINALLY saw this movie for the first time the other day, and it was hilarious!!! I don't think that I could pick a favorite character or a favorite line out of that movie...theres waay to many!

First one I can think of...

"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Muundays!"

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cartmen34

"Looks like you've been missing alot of work...."
"Well, I wouldn't say I've been MISSING it Bob."

"And...and...umm, and umm, I haven't been paid in a month and someone took my stapler and I'm going to burn the building down and... umm, excuse me? hello?"

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the_marq

"Lumberg fucked her."

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Averett

That is such an awesome movie.

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Kostya

Holy fuck...

I own this movie, and just finished watching it, and I come online and there's a thread for it...

Wierd...

Paranoia setting in...

Anyhow, brilliant film. I loved the soundtrack actually, the Gansta Rap with office scenes was hilarious...

'Peter... Hi.... Whaaat's happening...'

cherriesue

I love Lumberg's character...hilarious! I think I used to work for this guy!

"yeah...we're gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too"

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djtestudo

"Sometimes, I get the feeling she's cheating on me."

"I know man."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

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Stompy

There's one cut in particular that ALWAYS cracks me up because it's SO pointless..

Where Lawrence is sitting there saying, "Yeah, I gotta wake my ass up at 6 am and drive out to Boscaledas (sp?)..."

then it CUTS to him as if he has something sooo important to say:

"Yeah, I'm doin the drywall up there at the new McDonalds."

Usually no one else finds that funny but me. I used to put this movie on repeat when I'd work at home.. let it play in the background. I seriously can't even count how many times I've seen it.. it was borderline on obsession a few years ago.

Good stuff!

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sky_driver

This is absolutly one of the funniest mindless movies out. I am adding it to my movie collection.

bond007

Stephen Root's character (Milton) is hilarious!

God of Thunder

I believe you have my stapler.

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BigGov

"PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?"

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PyschoticSoup

Great scene

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BuddyHawks

hahahahahaha

funkin' A

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heccubusiv

I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.

We'll be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

and Mother Shitter

If i had to choose my favorite lines those would be it... great moive

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Shady

"no talent ass clown..."

hahahaha

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I always chuckled at this part, but to my surprise, when I was fixing an old laser printer, an error lights up and says "PC LOAD LETTER". I about died laughing.

Halx

Ahh yes.. the understated genius of Mike Judge

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skier

I love that bit!

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assilem

"I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!"

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flamingdog

I'm finding myself telling people when I give them assignments I need them done 'aysap'. no-one gets it. everyone things i'm just being a demanding fuck.

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You poor self was deprived for way to long.......
didn't you get the memo?


My fave part was the smash-fest in the field done to rap music.

Xell101

Office Space and Boondock Saints are the greatest movies. Ever.

Rawrr

movie owns.. nuff said.

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Speaking of which (and apologies for being off-topic), how many posts before eligibility?

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crfpilot

Office Space is quite possibly the best movie ever!! My favorite lines are the O face, na na not gonna work here anymore, and

"So I was sitting in my cubicle today and I realized ever since I started working, every single day of my life is worse than the day before it, so every day you see me it's on the worst day of my life".
"What about today, is today the worst day of your life?".
"Yeah"
"Whoa, that's messed up."

Sorry if I didn't quote it exactly, I haven't watched it in awhile.

Kostya

How much does everyone hate the little fucker in the restaurant...

also:

The Jump to Conclusions Mat and the subsequent reaction

Micheal: 'That is the worst idea I've ever heard'

Samir: 'Yes, it is horrible, this idea.'


The barbeque.

'Conjugal visits? Not that I know of, no, minimal security prison is no picnic, I've got a client in there now, he says the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch, then everything will be alright.'

'SAY HELLO TO LUMBERG FOR ME!'

'We get caught laundering money, we don't go to white collar resort prison, we go to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS PRISON!'

Samir's breakdancing.

When they're plotting and Peter makes everyone promise not to tell anyone, and then Lawrence pipes up with 'Don't worry man, I won't tell anyone either!' cracks me up.

crfpilot

Wow, I just put the dvd in and just about nailed the line above.

also a couple more:

"two chicks at the same time"

"you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, my cousins broke and he don't do shit"

yeah and the restaurant kid is annoying as fuck, but he has his place in the film.

Date the Banana

my goal in life is to have 37 pieces of flair.
Right now at 21, just can't find anymore...

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PyschoticSoup

Well... I guess you can have it--I did steal it from somewhere else anyway

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"did, did did you ta-take my stapler??"





lmao- everytime my husband does an impression of him (and he does a good one), we just crack up!

Halx

Michael Bolton: "Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."

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Chingal0

I had some shit in here, goddamn popups.. Anyways, to sum.. Good movie, I've owned it forever and it keeps getting funnier. My quotes were lost, but Milton is good, the scene where they are trying to figure out how to launder money and the 'magazine salesman' shows up.. good shit.

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buclao

"I'm going to show her my 'oh' face. 'Oh, Oh, Oh' Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. 'Oh'

Booray

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crow_daw

"Hello, my name is Tyrone(or something like that), I used to be addicted to crack, but now I sell these magazines!"

Funny fucking movie.

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fhqwhgads

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta...

brandon11983

Peter: I don't really like what I do, so I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: so you're quitting?
Peter: no, I'm just not gonna go anymore.
Joanna: what about paying bills?
Peter: well, I don't really like paying bills, so I don't think I'm gonna do that anymore.

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