Post your favorite Firesign Theater quote
 

Why, he's no fun, he fell right over.

Wow time to show some age.

"You can wait here in the sitting room or you can sit there in the waiting room."

From the top secret government training film:

Gentlemen, I have something awesome to reveal to you.

Go ahead sir.

Two flying saucers just landed on my plate.

You mean the eggs, sir?

Let's just call them the phenomena.

Well, sir, I think you've got your phenomena scrambled.

Sir, uh, pass the syrup, general?

That's a good idea, Chuck, but syrup won't stop them. Next?

Uh, pardon me, sir, but are you nuts?

Ha ha, that's just what they want you to think.

...right next door to the tomb of the unregistered voter.

What a shocker this is! Hemlock Stones, that dynamo of detective energy, has switched a new light on current events, sparking the positive hope that he'll run the negative force to ground! Wow!

-- Hemlock Stones and the Giant Rat of Sumatra

Were all Bozos on this bus.

"How did you get in Rococo, you don't have a key."
"No only half a key. I had to split it with the sound effects man."

"Thanks Rocky."

Greetings and Salutations...
 

My favorite Firesign Theater Quote is "Let's to the Winter Palace!"
Sadly, I have lost too many brain cells to recollect which albumn this quote comes from.
Anyone know?

Hey Soliloquy, thanks for unearthing this. I missed it those many years back.

"The whole world is spinning!" "That's lucky for us! If it were flat, all the Chinese would fall off!"

One hundred and twenty million Americans are watching with their two hundred and forty million blue eyes.

it's ok, they're speaking chinese.

actually, my favorite is the opening sequence of nick danger, third eye, which i can recite after a few beverages. other times too, but it's less likely.

hello? is this charlie's pizza? i'd like a pizza with no anchovies to go.

anchovies? you've got the wrong man. i spell my name danger.

Fudds first law of opposition:

If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall over.

Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law:

"It goes in, it must come out."

I have no clue what's going on in here!!!!

But, this is a bag of shit.............
But it is really great shit Mrs Kressge

He walks again by night... out of the fog into the smog. Takes a right at Drucker and Fourth, takes a left at Fourth and Drucker, turns the corner and runs into a great sandstone building (Souned effect of flesh hitting object) "Ouch... my nose..."

The Adventures of Nick Danger, Third Eye

I was sitting in my office listening to the endless staccato of raindrops on my desk, reading my name backwards in the glass "Regnad Kcin" when she walked into the room...

How's that? And all without alcohol...

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Benjamin Franklin, only president of the United States who was never president of the United States...

"I say, let's start a revolution!" cried Fiery Sam the tax collector. "Good idea, Sam... then we can invite over a bunch of immigrants and make cars!" replied Ben...

hehe...alcohol nothing! I'd have to drop some window pane to remember these lines!

I think that's why I am able to remember it... too many nights listening to FT with too many tabs on board...

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Hi! I'm Dr. Happy Harry Cox and they call me happy because I am! Because you're listening to newest in my collection of records from "Men Never Lived on Earth" followed by "Gas Music from Jupiter"...

Uh, Cox, this is Holeflaffer... uh, Cox, you in there? Uh, Listen, Cox... you gotta come over to the office. Your rent is due... uh, you gotta cold Whiz in the fridge?

See that big bear over there lapping up that cold stream water? Bear Whiz Bear... it's in the water. That's why it's so good...

Everything you know is wrong

ANNOUNCER: He walks in! He's ready for mystery...he's ready for
excitement! He's ready for anything...he's...
SOUND: TELEPHONE PICKED UP
NICK: Nick Danger, Third Eye!
GEORGE: (ON FILTER) Uh-I wanna order a pizza to go, and no
anchovies.
NICK: No anchovies? You've got the wrong man. I spell
my name...Danger! [click]
GEORGE: (FILTER) What?
MUSIC: "NICK DANGER" THEME IN AND UNDER.

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ANNOUNCER: He walks in! He's ready for mystery...he's ready for excitement! He's ready for anything...he's...
SOUND: TELEPHONE PICKED UP
NICK: Nick Danger, Third Eye!
GEORGE: (ON FILTER) Uh-I wanna order a pizza to go, and no anchovies.
NICK: No anchovies? You've got the wrong man. I spell my name...Danger! [click]
GEORGE: (FILTER) What?
MUSIC: "NICK DANGER" THEME IN AND UNDER.

I was small, and red, and hot...
 

Who's behind is the Giant Rat of Sumatra?

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Who's behind is the Giant Rat of Sumatra?

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It's just like the 'sixties: you can't understand a word Bob's saying, and that's when he's at his best!
And who's that singing with Bobby on the love duet from "Car Wash?"
Joan Baez?
Jim Nabors?

Firesign Theatre quotes
Jaundice it is! Give that man the antidote.
Malcolm X John Lennon, come hear and dig your mother.
You can believe me because I never lie and I'm always right.
Porgy Tirebiter, he's a spy and a girl delighter. Porgy Tirebiter. He's a student like you. If you're looking for the captain of the ringball team, you can bet he won't be there. But you'll find him poppin' up in Pop's sodium shop, be do bi do wap a wah do. Porgy Tirebiter, he's a student like you, LIKE ME. He's a student like you.

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Hey baby, welcome to the Lazy O dues ranch and collective love farm. Take of your clothes and come on home. Ohhhmmm, ohhhmmmm, range. Hey baby let me lay a stick of sandlewood incense on ya, made it out of me own sandles, no, no, no let me light it for you there. Yeah, nah.

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Oops, that's "Welcome to the Lazy O magic circle dues ranch and collective love farm.

Shoes for industry, shoes for the dead
 

"That's a nice story Mr. President, but where can I find a job?"

"Don't eat with your hands, boy, use your entrenching tool."

Customs Agent:"Welcoming to Barbaria, infidel friends! I must be checking your luggage, please. Now what is the purpose of your visit to spy on us?"
Aide: "Sir, this is the new American Ambassador."
Agent: "The Ambassador! Well, hurry let's open all of his luggage then. Doesn't your underwear make a nice hat for my head!"
Ambassador: "I am here to take over the American Embassy!"
Agent:" Ooh, that's lots of fun! My club and I do it every week, but first you need lots of men with underwear on their heads, and guns."

"We're brought to you this evening by Sneezer's, finger linkin', nose pickin', napkin stickin' chicken, where there's a waitress on a skateboard comin' at you with a bucket of cluck. So if your date's getting bored, just floor that Ford and truck, right down to Sneezer's, at the corner of 37th and O streets, right next to Rude's Restaurant Continental."
(Proctor and Bergman during a visit to WGTB in 1978)

Doggedly. . .Ruthlessly. . ."I wonder where Ruth is?"

Situation Report
 

"Situation report...I wish I had some company and some good dope...other than that, I feel fine."
-Mark Time (David Ossman) from "How Time Flies!"

India for the Indians (sound of stampede and cheers)


Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers!

Shoes for industry, shoes for the dead, shoes for industry!

Hi, I'm Joe Beets...

Help it's the police!

He lifted the heavy obsidian door knocker.

I'm not at all pleased with the Flash Card section.

Here, have some grubs, ohhh, these are very tender baby worms cooked in holy corn oil. That is oil taken from the corns of holy men.

Firesign theater quote
 

Let's go bend a couple in the doo-dah room, if you catch my meaning, if you get my drift

Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers
 

In the late Devouring Period animals without backbones hid from each other or fell down.

Papoon,Papoon for President...
There is no one to blame...
Papoon for President...
Because you know ...he's not insane...
NOT INSANE !!!!!

"All for one, and all for one! Let me hear it for me!"
"You're under arrest!"

rocky Rococo at your cervix.

My favorite quote, from Nick.....
 

"Strange, yet odd."