89transam

I was watching Mr Deeds the other day ( I dont know why) and there as this terrible line.

"What are you kicking? I aint got no balls dummy"

And another classic from daredevil.

"My name is Electra Nacheous "

Any others
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Silverbrain

"its like a facial for your ass.....its an ass-cial"

Under the Tuscan Sun

*sigh*

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kwoodmex

"Get off my plane!"

Stupid Harrison Ford *shakes head*

Randerolf

"Love is never having to say you're sorry." - Love Story

WTF?!

Redjake

haha me and my friends used to make fun of this on a regular basis

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kwoodmex

that movie is absurdly horrible.....

Fremen

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."
~X-men

Wrong actress for the part.

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Mr.Deflok

I love the film but...
"Neo... I believe."
-The Kid when he opens the gates to Zion.

I hate this film so I love having to mention it...
"They sucked his brains out!"
-Some military fuck in Starship Troopers after examining a man head who's brain had been clearly sucked out.

animosity

"ouch"
-whinny lil bitch aka hellboy

phukraut

mine aren't specific, but they are found in so many movies: "let's get out of here!" and "time to die!" are my most hated.

Mephisto2

Considering the movie was a tongue-in-cheek spoof, and the original book was a satirical look at McCarthyite America during the 50's, I think that quote is entirely appropriate... and kinda funny.

I also hate almost every single word that Keanu Reeves utters in any movie; especially those Matrix crappy films. But I especially hate that line where he sneaks up on a bomber and says something like "What do you do when you have a Glock 9mm with a hair-trigger aimed at your head? What. Do. You. Do?"

GROAN is what I do. Groan and change channel...


Mr Mephisto

monkeydriven

"Something bad happened here" - Forrest Whitaker in the Bog-awful film 'Species'. He mutters this line as he walks into a room filled with some alien substance smeared all over the place...

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RedCometChar

"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee."

That was in Hard Ticket to Hawaii, spoken after an actor blew the head off a giant snake coming out of a toilet. Although maybe it's unfair to choose just one bad line from an Andy Sidaris movie.

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Reese

Girl 1: I heard the basement was flooded and they found feces everywhere.
girl 2: What's feces?
Girl 1: Baby mice
girl 2: awe [cute]

I'm sure there's someone who knows where that comes from.

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kwoodmex

One of my all time worst movie quotes:

"Nobody puts baby in a corner"

*shudders at the thought*

thespian86

Anything said by Paul Walker in Too Fast Too Furious while driving... Just random "gangster" things like "Your going down Boyeeeee" or "Yo, G you gots to be off your hook dawg"

The worst script ever!

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kwoodmex

Word "Brah"

Mr.Deflok

"You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? Same as everything else."
-Storm

Great movie, horrible line.

Ace_O_Spades

how about

"I'll take you to the bank senator..... the BLOOD bank"

Seagal is awful

actually... awful is being too nice

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anleja

From the movie "I Come in Peace"

bad alien guy: "I come in peace."
Dolph Lundgren: "And you go in pieces!" (blows up alien)

Also when Arnold Schwartzenegger says "Talk to the hand" in T3. Awful awful awful.

CSflim

Donnie Darko I think.

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Date the Banana

One day you'll be the death of me.

-Obi-wan to Anakin in Attack of the Clones.
/groan....

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JimmyTheHutt

"It's murder, and someone's responsible."

From Plan 9 From Outer Space.

Another Ed Woods masterpiece.

Veritas en Lux!
Jimmy The Hutt

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Think Jabba, only with more hair and vestigal legs....

"This isn't a nightmare, its real. Nightmare's end."
-ShadowDancer

BigGov

This isn't really a quote, but it happened in the movie.

In the steaming pile of crap known as Turbulance the stewardess is on top of the serial killer and starts beating him over the head with a full sized fire estinguisher. Then, for no reason what-so-ever, she stops, throws the estinguisher and runs in the opposite direction.

So, basically when a normal person would have stayed there and kept beating the head of this serial killer until you couldn't figure out when the pile of human head ended and carpet began, she threw away her only weapon and ran away.

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Moobie

"I'm not sure that even qualifies as language."

~Event Horizon

Apparently in the future no one speaks Latin anymore. Always made me laugh.

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Derwood

"Am I clear?"

"Crystal"


That piece of dialogue is from probably 100000 movies

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Kostya

Dolph Lungdren is the absolute King of shitty lines.

Rocky IV: 'If he dies.... he dies.'

Showdown in Little Tokyo: 'You have the right to remain.... dead.'

tkkfan

In Insatiable with Marilyn Chambers (porno from the 70's) she said to the gardner, "Get off of me" He said, "I'll get off all over you"

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flagpole

The worst ever line has to be Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Running Man:

"Sub Zero, now just - Plain Zero"

Cracks me up every time

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Mr.Deflok

Arnold's lines are always bad, intentionally, that's what's so great about them! "See you at the party Richter!" "Let off some steam!" "To be, or not to be, not to be."

CSflim

You'll have to excuse my friend he's dead tired.

Arnie rules!

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sloindahed

Here's one for The Matrix Revolutions but it's a spoiler:

Spoiler: Neo: "You can't die! You can't die!"

Trinity: "Yes, I can..."

-The Matrix Revolutions

rodb

"Hey Kiddo" - Kill Bill 2

Fremen

spoiler tags, please!

edit:
Thanks, sloindahed.

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KellyC

"You have come for me, now I have come for you" - Jet Li

The One.

just horrible....

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ChrisJericho

"I see your schwartz is as BIG as mine !!

-Dark Helmet (Space Balls)

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kurtisj

oh where...is my hairbrush? take care....of my hairbrush!
-vegi-tales. vegetables are for eating, and not for silly dancing and singing schneanigans and such antics

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kulrblind

[cage] Put the bunny back in the box [/cage]

- Con-Air

thespian86

there was a quote on CSI Miami last night that was something like;

"Person 1: He decapitated her, maybe he didn't know his own strength..

Person two: Well he's about to know the strength of us..."

I'm so glad that that has been the only time i've ever watched the show, the writers must use all the good lines on CSI

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Lord Humungus

"How does it feel to be hunted?!?!"

"YOU TELL ME!!!"

Good ol' Van Daam from Hard Target.

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I am still searching for the movie this quote was in...
"Make you strong, like bull", said in a russian accent
Post here if you know anything...PLEASE!