03-27-2004, 07:46 AM | #5 (permalink) |
Holy Knight of The Alliance
Location: Stormwind, The Eastern Kingdoms, Azeroth
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Any sports star or musician trying their hand as an actor/actress typically makes the book for me. A la Micheal Jordan in Space Jam, or Shaquille O' Neal in Kazaam. I mean, give it up.
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03-27-2004, 07:48 AM | #6 (permalink) | |
change is hard.
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03-27-2004, 08:03 AM | #7 (permalink) |
Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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Steven Segal
Ben Affleck Eminem Tara Reid Richard Gere Kim Bassinger Jean Claude Van Damme ANY of the Balwin brothers Reese Witherspoon none if them possess any shred of talent
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03-27-2004, 08:33 AM | #8 (permalink) |
Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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I really hate Stallone for some reason.
I don't want to get on his back on the basis that he can't act...that much is a given. I mean, I can watch and enjoy a Schwarzenegger movie without having something so trite as "acting" getting in the way. But for some reason I just can't enjoy watching Stallone.
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03-27-2004, 09:04 AM | #9 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Nicole Kidman. There is just something about her that makes me want to pop her a good one right in the schnoot. I damn near vomited when I heard that she was going to be Ulla in the movie of the play of the movie of the Producers.
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03-27-2004, 11:47 AM | #10 (permalink) |
hovering in the distance
Location: the land of milk and honey
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to me Adam Sandler is not so much an actor, but more of an artist, he is in control financially( thus influentially) and also on the screen that he just does his thing, it doesn't seem so much like acting. I love most of his movies.
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03-27-2004, 12:10 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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Heather Graham - couldn't act her way out of a torn wet paper bag.
Adam Sandler - sorry - that stuff hasn't been funny since <i>before</i> I had body hair. Pam 'Raccoon Eyes" Anderson - biggest waste of carbon/silicone. J-Ho - excuse my french, but Fuck that no-talent diva bitch. David "GQ Pose" Caruso Mandy Patankin - talented, but I hate when actors say half their lines in a loud whisper. Ron Silver - see above. Hugh Grant - just can't watch him. Jim Carrey - IMO he peaked on <i>In Living Color</i> Stallone - a one-character pony Vin Deisel - see above. The Rock - see above. Any Wayan except Damon Any Baldwin except Alec Excuse me - but I've already spent <i>way</i> too much time on this.
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03-27-2004, 12:25 PM | #12 (permalink) | |
Femme Fatale
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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03-27-2004, 01:05 PM | #13 (permalink) |
Blood + Fire
Location: New Zealand
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He's on the screen playing a part, he's an actor, and I still hate him, he annoys the fuck out of me, his routine is repetitive and recycled... I feel sorry for him because he thinks he's cool since the MTV kids love him.
Still need to see Punch Drunk Love though. |
03-27-2004, 02:53 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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I refuse to watch anything with Hugh Grant in it. He is a bumbling stupid sleaze. All I want to do is hit him.
I also dont like Ben Afflec, J Lo and Jude law. The two guys there is just something I dont trust about them but I cant figure out what. J Lo cant act and I personally think she is very plain. They are the only ones I really have a thing against. |
03-27-2004, 04:36 PM | #16 (permalink) | |
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"And I have a lot of pudding..." For me, Juliette Lewis is pretty unwatchable.
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03-27-2004, 05:18 PM | #17 (permalink) |
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heres the list so far... (and this thead is seriously creeping up on OK's celebrity hatred thread over in the playground)
Keanu Reeves Cuba Gooding, Jr. Eric Roberts Adam Sandler Nicole Kidman Tom Cruise Jude Law Ben Affleck Mel Gibson Micheal Jordan Shaquille O' Neal Paul Walker Steven Segal Eminem Tara Reid Richard Gere Kim Bassinger Jean Claude Van Damme the Balwin brothers Reese Witherspoon Sylvester Stallone Heather Graham Pam Anderson J-Ho David Caruso Mandy Patankin Ron Silver Hugh Grant Jim Carrey Vin Deisel The Rock Any Wayan except Damon Pauly Shore Freddy Prince Jr. Julia Stiles Patrick Swayze Juliette Lewis ok kids, this is a fairly debatable list... but we need to continue on anyway. lets all write letters to the management of all those listed. lets ask, demand and beg that our media is no longer polluted by the cancerous, shallow talent of these people.
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03-27-2004, 05:47 PM | #18 (permalink) |
She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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Vine Deisel and Mandy Moore. Bleah. Freddie Prinze Jr is also a huge annoyance.
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03-27-2004, 06:39 PM | #19 (permalink) |
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Cheesy fake gooshy 'love' interest actors:
Affleck Costner Gere - I hate them primarily b/c they're lazy, they may be good actors but they choose easy roles that portray them in a positive light. And of course I hate Adam Sandler as well. Jim Carrey & Nic Cage isn't on my hate list anymore - they've redeemed themselves due to their previous work (thanks to Kaufman). Mel Gibson is borderline - there are good films he's been in, such as Signs, but otherwise he's played too many rah-rah films such as Tom Hanks had done previously. And Hanks has redeemed himself. Last edited by teshadoh; 03-27-2004 at 06:41 PM.. |
03-27-2004, 09:41 PM | #22 (permalink) | |
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03-27-2004, 11:07 PM | #24 (permalink) |
big damn hero
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The guy who plays "Stifler" in every movie he's in.
Keanu Reeves - Stiff and Monotone. Elijah Wood - Weepy. It was alright during the Lord of the Rings cause Frodo was kind of a weiner. And since Star Wars is on the horizon; May I be the first to nominate...Hayden Christenson A guy who managed to make the biggest, baddest Sith Lord sum bitch in the galaxy into an angst ridden cry-baby with a cute lil ponytail.
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03-28-2004, 08:22 PM | #31 (permalink) | |
She's Actual Size
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Is it just me, or does he ALWAYS sound like he's stoned?
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03-28-2004, 09:09 PM | #33 (permalink) |
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I agree with most of the names given already other than Cruise, Law, and Carrey. They may not be great actors, but they've put out some great movies over the years IMHO.
Someone who really annoys me and hasn't been mentioned is Renee Zellweger. I've seen quite a few of her movies and she's been horrible in all of them. |
03-29-2004, 04:32 AM | #35 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: france
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No, sorry, no idea. Do please elaborate.
Tom Hanks was lame in Big, and has been getting steadily lamer ever since. I do hope he manages to stay behind the camera in future, as Band of Brothers was really rather good. Jennifer Aniston might also be good behind the camera, but there is in fact no sign of her having any talent whatsoever. As long as I never have to watch her gurning mug ever again, I don't care what she does. |
03-29-2004, 07:37 AM | #36 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: the hills of aquafina.
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I guess I'm alone on this one......but...
Drew Barrymore(!!) Cameron Diaz Halle Berry Halle has a great body....but other than that I think she's a ditzy hack, and the first two irritate me as soon as I see their nasty ass faces.
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03-29-2004, 09:25 AM | #38 (permalink) |
I'm a family man - I run a family business.
Location: Wilson, NC
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Owen Wilson is awesome! His nose is fucked up, but he didn't do it on purpose. He broke it in high school and then broke it again in college. The last break perma-fucked it. And yeah he sounds like he is stoned.
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03-29-2004, 09:59 AM | #39 (permalink) | |
Femme Fatale
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Owen Wilson is definitely in my cool book
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