In Season 2, what did Joey and Chandler give Rachel for christmas?

wind shield wipers? (they also got Monica "ribbed for your pleasure!")

You got it

In the one where Joey tries out for a Gameshow host, what does Ross say that he did to Chandler?

Bamboozled? Isn't that the name of the show? YOU'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!
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yep that's it..."I just Bamboozled Chandler...It's not like it sounds..."

ask away

What's the name of the woman that Chandler is supposed to fire but then ends up dating instead, causing wackiness to ensue?

Ooooh, man. I think i know this one.

Nina?

(please confirm!)

Edit:
Next question --

What karaoke duet did Chandler and Tracy (from the office) supposedly do at his office gathering? (The episode where Phoebe works with Chandler)

Ebony and Ivory.

What's one thing that the fake Monica does with the real Monica's credit card?

- she takes dance classes at The New School

Next question:
In the "What If" episode where Joey and Monica are together, Monica is about to serve (fat) Joey his "favourite dish".

What is it?

Sorry for not confirming, kulrblind, I was elsewhere.
Is it "A whole bunch of pork dishes", like sausage and stuff?

Or maybe it's all desserts...or is that Homer? Crap! I'm getting my fatties mixed up! :)

it's "Fried stuff with cheese"

Heh i just watched that episode on DVD today...

"How you doin?"

OK, new question:

What's Phoebe's motto for cutting hair?

um just a quick note the one where fat joey and monica are together is not the what if episode i think but its where chandler discovers that monica came to their hotel room the night of ross's second wedding for joey

Right you are. Thanks for the correction. Hopefully my mistake didn't throw too many people off.

-kulr "without-the-DVDs" blind

"If you don't look good, we don't look good."

Someone throw one out.

During the time where the boys and girls switch apartments Rachel discovers a man across the alley who sings. What is his song?

Don't know the title...it goes....Morning's here, the mornings here, sunshine is clear, makes the night to disappear.

That's all I wanted. It's not a real song or anything; thus why I asked "What is his song" and not "What is it called." :)
Ask!

What is Joey's fake name?

Bonus...how does Rachel come to hear about Joey via his fake name?

Is it Ken Anderson? I can totally see the scene in my head, it's the one about the story of backpacking across Europe if you wanted to have sex with somebody or come on to them.

It's Ken Adams. He tells the story to a friend of Rachel's, and it makes it to Rachel through her.

Go ahead, amonkie - you were really close.

Why was the scene of Ross and Rachel having sex videotaped by Ross?

He was practicing telling the story about backpacking so that he could have sex...he hadn't had sex in 6 months. Joey told him to tape himself and see where he was going wrong. Rachel walked in on him and he forgot about the camera.

You got it :) Your question

When Ross and Chandler are talking about who would win in a fight, and Chandler says to prove it, how does Ross say that he will prove it?

I know they arm wrestle, if that's what you're talking about. Don't know if there's something else there, though.

It's before they arm wrestle, it is a funny line,

Chandler: Oh yeah, prove it!
Ross: I'll prove it, I'll prove it like a ????!

crap, I remember that - I just don't remember what he says . . .

Chandler: Oh yeah, prove it!
Ross: I'll prove it, I'll prove it like a Theorem!


Someone throw one out!

hah, nice . . .

When Ross and Chandler are getting ready to fight the bullies, what's one of the bullies' reasons for their rules?

The "no hitting faces thing" is because the guy who took Chandler's hat has to show a house (though Ross suggests it, as he has to work and give a presentation the next day). The other bully insists on no hitting below the belt because he and his wife/girlfriend are trying to have a kid and she's ovulating.

It was on the other day, so it's still in my brain.
Unfortunately nothing else is...
While Joey is building the entertainment unit, Chandler is endangered by a tool. What is the tool and what is his response to Joey about it?

Chandler's sleeping as a drill comes out of the war near his head.

joey:"oh, did i get you?"
Chandler: "NO! thats a drill, if you "get me" you kill me!"


name the super hot actress/model/Cimemax softcore porn star who plays the trainer in the Gym Chandler and Ross try to quit. Bonus points for posting a SWF pic.

Hey. The rules say to ask questions about the show, not the actors.

New Question:

At Rachel's baby shower, what did she think the breast pump was?

A mini beer keg, if my memory serves me correctly?

mini beer bong, but close.

ask a-head, amonkie.

When Ross convinces Emily to move to New York, who buys all of his furniture?

Gunther?

Yep - that episode was just on today too! Weird... but your turn :)