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Who would win this fight?
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The Bride would kick that pretenders ass all the way back to Cocktail.
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Tom Cruise aka Nathan Algren is what five foot five, Uma Thurman aka 'The Bride' would cut his head off with the reach advantage.
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Thurman by far. Cruise is a pansy ass little girly man.
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There are far more beheadings done by Thurman in her movie than by Cruise in his. You should at least make it a fair fight. Make it against morpheus
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My vote goes towards the Highlander :)
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she's tougher and has way more reach than te midget!
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Going with the Bride on this one. Against morpheus would be tough to call though.
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She's taller than him, and stronger. She'd kick his pansy ass in a heart beat, but then again, I'd let her kick my ass too!
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Plus Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, she probably has so much hate pent up she's truly dangerous
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my girl Uma all the way. Sure The Last Samurai was a good movie, but the bride would make his ass wish he was the First Samurai, not the last. She'd do some major damage.
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definatly cruise, everyone has to love the white samurai.
failing that, moprheus... |
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Fei Lung, The One-Armed Swordsman, would kick all their asses!
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Yeah Cruise sucks because he's better looking than me *groan*
Blade would own all the asses mentioned in this thread. Sanjuro could strike your ass down in half a second too. |
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What about Master Li Mu Bai from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon!
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I, regretfully haven't seen either flick, but my presumption would be that Uma would have a height advantage, with longer reach, plus flexibility with out all that heavy armor, so yep , she would behead his ass.
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OH MAN I forgot about Blade; Blade would definately wreck shop. It would even be a fair fight! If you start including Blade, it's definately him as the winner.
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i can't stand Tom Cruise... and it has nothing to with his looks... are at least i don't want to look like him, that's for sure.
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Connor MacLeod of the clan MacLead. All others are pretenders at best.
There can be only one... |
i'm gonna call Uma on this one....but she'd soon be wiped out by the ultimate...Predator!
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Dutch from Predator 1 would own everyone here.
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Uma Thermon all the way... Tom Cruise is a B***H
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Dutch was one heck of a tough guy... but could he take Chuck Norris (as Walker Texas Ranger of course)??
sorry, that was sarcasm - of course he could. but could Dutch handle a battle with Darth Vader?? |
Anyone know Japaneese or a translator. I wonder what that wording on his sword says. My Guess:
Nicole K. You can kiss my Risky Business Tightie Whitie Clad Ass. |
Legendary hero Jubei wins! That hat alone scores him the big points, plus he can take more damage than Dutch.
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There's no way he could overcome The Bride and Hattori Hanzo's steel. |
Tom Cruise is still bound by the laws of physics, being in a historical fiction movie, whereas Uma Thurman has no such handicap in a deliberate exaggeration of every kung fu movie ever made. So, of course, she'd mince him neatly before you can say "wakizashi".
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The bride would own tommy.
but morpheus would parry with one hand, then draw that 18c and fill her ass with slugs. |
Darth Vader owns all these fools.
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How about good ol' William Wallace?
Or is he short too? |
Toxic Avenger would mop Tromaville with all other characters mentioned!
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Well if this is the direction taken, I would place my money on Musashi Miyamoto!
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Ordell Robbie (from Jackie Brown) would kill all these lame asses.
The AK47, when you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room. Accept no substitutes. |
Tom Cuise fears no blade.
I still voted for Uma. |
rambo would kill all
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Tom Cruise would win because he kicks ass.
He is a weirdo, but he kicks ass. On top of that, Samurais are cooler than wanna-be Bruce Lees. Now, if we are talking Bruce Lee vs Tom Cruise, then Bruce would easily win even without a sword. |
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even Astrocloud doing a Bruce Lee tribute in his garage, dressed in some weird yellow spandex jumpsuit could kick the girly little man's (sorry, i mean fake-urai) backside. |
The Bride, no contest...
Don't mess with a mama...it ain't gonna be pretty, especially when you take her young. It's a primal thing. Plus, she has a good six inches of height on him....I really think she could just jump over him or something. |
morpheus, anyone who doesnt vote for him or the guy in cruching tiger hidder dragon is a racist.
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I voted for Uma, but I think it goes without saying that the Black Knight from "Monty Python And The Holy Grail" is much more kick-ass than both of them. I mean, come on...he gets his friggin' arm cut off, and he claims it's just a flesh wound! Neither Tom or Uma could do that, I bet.
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the bride kicks more ass than tom cuise can ever hope to.
that being said, ken watanabe owns them both. but for the record, i, personally, would take down all three. at once. and yes, that is a challenge |
Jet li could take them both with just a belt.
Hello?!? Fist of legend?!?? |
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In my opinion, the real winner would be the viewers. :D
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Solid Snake.
Definately solid snake. checks post- wait, gotta have swords? Li Mu Bai. |
Uma, is where its at...she'd take him, but what about Robin Williams in Hook..eh eh
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