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Who would win this fight?
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The Bride would kick that pretenders ass all the way back to Cocktail.
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Tom Cruise aka Nathan Algren is what five foot five, Uma Thurman aka 'The Bride' would cut his head off with the reach advantage.
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Thurman by far. Cruise is a pansy ass little girly man.
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There are far more beheadings done by Thurman in her movie than by Cruise in his. You should at least make it a fair fight. Make it against morpheus
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My vote goes towards the Highlander :)
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she's tougher and has way more reach than te midget!
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Going with the Bride on this one. Against morpheus would be tough to call though.
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She's taller than him, and stronger. She'd kick his pansy ass in a heart beat, but then again, I'd let her kick my ass too!
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Plus Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, she probably has so much hate pent up she's truly dangerous
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my girl Uma all the way. Sure The Last Samurai was a good movie, but the bride would make his ass wish he was the First Samurai, not the last. She'd do some major damage.
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definatly cruise, everyone has to love the white samurai.
failing that, moprheus... |
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Fei Lung, The One-Armed Swordsman, would kick all their asses!
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Yeah Cruise sucks because he's better looking than me *groan*
Blade would own all the asses mentioned in this thread. Sanjuro could strike your ass down in half a second too. |
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What about Master Li Mu Bai from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon!
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I, regretfully haven't seen either flick, but my presumption would be that Uma would have a height advantage, with longer reach, plus flexibility with out all that heavy armor, so yep , she would behead his ass.
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OH MAN I forgot about Blade; Blade would definately wreck shop. It would even be a fair fight! If you start including Blade, it's definately him as the winner.
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i can't stand Tom Cruise... and it has nothing to with his looks... are at least i don't want to look like him, that's for sure.
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Connor MacLeod of the clan MacLead. All others are pretenders at best.
There can be only one... |
i'm gonna call Uma on this one....but she'd soon be wiped out by the ultimate...Predator!
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Dutch from Predator 1 would own everyone here.
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Uma Thermon all the way... Tom Cruise is a B***H
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Dutch was one heck of a tough guy... but could he take Chuck Norris (as Walker Texas Ranger of course)??
sorry, that was sarcasm - of course he could. but could Dutch handle a battle with Darth Vader?? |
Anyone know Japaneese or a translator. I wonder what that wording on his sword says. My Guess:
Nicole K. You can kiss my Risky Business Tightie Whitie Clad Ass. |
Legendary hero Jubei wins! That hat alone scores him the big points, plus he can take more damage than Dutch.
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There's no way he could overcome The Bride and Hattori Hanzo's steel. |
Tom Cruise is still bound by the laws of physics, being in a historical fiction movie, whereas Uma Thurman has no such handicap in a deliberate exaggeration of every kung fu movie ever made. So, of course, she'd mince him neatly before you can say "wakizashi".
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The bride would own tommy.
but morpheus would parry with one hand, then draw that 18c and fill her ass with slugs. |
Darth Vader owns all these fools.
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How about good ol' William Wallace?
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Toxic Avenger would mop Tromaville with all other characters mentioned!
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Well if this is the direction taken, I would place my money on Musashi Miyamoto!
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Ordell Robbie (from Jackie Brown) would kill all these lame asses.
The AK47, when you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room. Accept no substitutes. |
Tom Cuise fears no blade.
I still voted for Uma. |
rambo would kill all
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