House of the dead, worst movie ever ?? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

BogeyX · 01-18-2004, 02:23 PM

Anyone saw House Of The Dead ?? i think it´s possible the worst movie ever made. Suddenly a scene from the computer game comes for like 3 secs and then the movie continues, quite weird.

Fibrosa · 01-18-2004, 03:34 PM

I have to agree with you on this, I went in expecting a semi-decent film. After all Rob Zombie was directing, and I figured he'd have hired some decent scrip-writers and what not.

Unfortunately that wasn't the case. The special effects (the gore) stunk and there wasn't much nekkid flesh to save the film (was there any?).

All in all, I give it a 2.

LaZy · 01-18-2004, 04:10 PM

Fibrosa, I think your thinking of House of 1000 corpses.

Destrox · 01-18-2004, 06:45 PM

Seeing as this was one of the first movies in a VERY long time that ever actually made me think about walking out more then once during it, yes this is the worst movie of the 21st century.

Only good thing in this was the nude chick, and that didnt last long enough for the $5.50 I wasted on this peice of shit.

But there has been worse.

brandon11983 · 01-18-2004, 08:32 PM

I haven't seen House of the Dead, but I do want to. I don't think it is possible for a movie to be worse than House of 1000 Corpses. It simply can't be done.

JazzmanAl · 01-18-2004, 09:18 PM

House of 1000 corpses was good for what it was -- a really, really long music video.

Vespertine · 01-19-2004, 09:36 AM

House of the Dead was alright....for the first twenty minutes when they practically expose the females as little wonder sluts.

After that, however, you may as well shut it off.

A 2 was being generous, by the way.

nonono · 01-19-2004, 12:50 PM

saw the trailer and it made me not want to see it. seemed like it was a big joke to me.

bonehed1 · 01-19-2004, 01:52 PM

The game rocks but the movie was stupid....I wish I never saw it

BogeyX · 01-19-2004, 02:05 PM

yeah, just my words

Fibrosa · 01-19-2004, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LaZy
Fibrosa, I think your thinking of House of 1000 corpses.

Oh damn, I was...

Well shit...

....

Uh... So, how was House of the Dead?

Dustallica · 01-19-2004, 09:22 PM

Haven't seen it but there is no way it was worse than Battlefield Earth.

Kadath · 01-19-2004, 09:40 PM

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mystmarimatt · 01-21-2004, 03:12 PM

I dunno, i've seen it, but my vote for worst movie has to be Deathstalker 4...Made in russia, and thus dubbed over (except for the lead, who's american). No coherent plot whatsoever, and they use scene clips from the first 3 movies...Just the occasional ugly naked woman...(shivers)

hilbert25 · 01-21-2004, 07:22 PM

I saw interviews with the director and trailers for it. When he said he wanted to use game footage, I almost crapped myself laughing It appears to be the worst movie ever made which is why I need to watch it.

If you wanna see a guns vs. zombie's movie that's actually entertaining watch VS. (a japanese samurai/zombie/gunfight movie, it is a live action video game).

Redjake · 01-21-2004, 08:06 PM

I thoroughly enjoyed the games. Great shooters. I can imagine how bad the movie was

Shadoerider · 01-22-2004, 06:18 AM

I didn't even have to see this movie to know that it was bad, I have played the game on occassion and from the trailer I could tell that there was nothing from the game into the movie.

It was really quite depressing it would have been a good movie if they had stuck to the story, it's House of the Dead not Island of the Dead

Crack · 01-22-2004, 01:40 PM

on a scale of 1-10, 1 being watching paint peel, I give this movie a goat. (horrible)
~Crack

Arc101 · 01-23-2004, 03:06 PM

Yep it was totally crap - however nothing so far has compared to the totally awful, stinking pile of dogs bollocks that was Highlander 2.

01-18-2004, 02:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
BogeyX Upright Location: Denmark	House of the dead, worst movie ever ?? Anyone saw House Of The Dead ?? i think it´s possible the worst movie ever made. Suddenly a scene from the computer game comes for like 3 secs and then the movie continues, quite weird.

01-18-2004, 03:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
Fibrosa Insane	I have to agree with you on this, I went in expecting a semi-decent film. After all Rob Zombie was directing, and I figured he'd have hired some decent scrip-writers and what not. Unfortunately that wasn't the case. The special effects (the gore) stunk and there wasn't much nekkid flesh to save the film (was there any?). All in all, I give it a 2. __________________ D'oh!

01-18-2004, 04:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
LaZy Crazy Location: AZ	Fibrosa, I think your thinking of House of 1000 corpses. __________________ Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun. I know who you are!

01-18-2004, 06:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	Seeing as this was one of the first movies in a VERY long time that ever actually made me think about walking out more then once during it, yes this is the worst movie of the 21st century. Only good thing in this was the nude chick, and that didnt last long enough for the $5.50 I wasted on this peice of shit. But there has been worse. __________________ You bore me.... next.

01-18-2004, 08:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
brandon11983 Stereophonic Location: Chitown!!	I haven't seen House of the Dead, but I do want to. I don't think it is possible for a movie to be worse than House of 1000 Corpses. It simply can't be done. __________________ Well behaved women rarely make history.

01-18-2004, 09:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
JazzmanAl Crazy Location: Iowa?	House of 1000 corpses was good for what it was -- a really, really long music video. __________________ I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas. -The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, T.S. Eliot Your dumber then me.

01-19-2004, 09:36 AM	#7 (permalink)
Vespertine Tilted Location: Coral Springs, Florida	House of the Dead was alright....for the first twenty minutes when they practically expose the females as little wonder sluts. After that, however, you may as well shut it off. A 2 was being generous, by the way.

01-19-2004, 12:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
nonono Upright	saw the trailer and it made me not want to see it. seemed like it was a big joke to me.

01-19-2004, 01:52 PM	#9 (permalink)
bonehed1 Psycho Location: California	The game rocks but the movie was stupid....I wish I never saw it __________________ Stuff is Good

01-19-2004, 02:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
BogeyX Upright Location: Denmark	yeah, just my words

01-19-2004, 09:22 PM	#12 (permalink)
Dustallica Crazy	Haven't seen it but there is no way it was worse than Battlefield Earth.

01-19-2004, 09:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	[forum snobbery] This thread already covered this ground. Now that we have search back, use it! Bask in the glory that is the search feature. [/forum snobbery] __________________ it's quiet in here

01-21-2004, 03:12 PM	#14 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	I dunno, i've seen it, but my vote for worst movie has to be Deathstalker 4...Made in russia, and thus dubbed over (except for the lead, who's american). No coherent plot whatsoever, and they use scene clips from the first 3 movies...Just the occasional ugly naked woman...(shivers) __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

01-21-2004, 07:22 PM	#15 (permalink)
hilbert25 Psycho Location: nOvA	I saw interviews with the director and trailers for it. When he said he wanted to use game footage, I almost crapped myself laughing It appears to be the worst movie ever made which is why I need to watch it. If you wanna see a guns vs. zombie's movie that's actually entertaining watch VS. (a japanese samurai/zombie/gunfight movie, it is a live action video game).

01-21-2004, 08:06 PM	#16 (permalink)
Redjake I'm a family man - I run a family business. Location: Wilson, NC	I thoroughly enjoyed the games. Great shooters. I can imagine how bad the movie was __________________ Off the record, on the q.t., and very hush-hush.

01-22-2004, 06:18 AM	#17 (permalink)
Shadoerider Upright Location: Seattle, WA	I didn't even have to see this movie to know that it was bad, I have played the game on occassion and from the trailer I could tell that there was nothing from the game into the movie. It was really quite depressing it would have been a good movie if they had stuck to the story, it's House of the Dead not Island of the Dead

01-22-2004, 01:40 PM	#18 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	on a scale of 1-10, 1 being watching paint peel, I give this movie a goat. (horrible) ~Crack __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

01-23-2004, 03:06 PM	#19 (permalink)
Arc101 Addict Location: Nottingham, England	Yep it was totally crap - however nothing so far has compared to the totally awful, stinking pile of dogs bollocks that was Highlander 2.