The5thCandidate

Perhaps I should have been more specific. I'll restate the question: What is the full name - including middle name(s) - that Hans Sprungfeld used to hide his identity?

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The5thCandidate

Alright, it's been 24 hours. His name was Jebediah Obediah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield.

Okay, so next question: What is the name of the Curator of the Springfield Historical Society?

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Kadath

Hollis Hurlbut, as voiced by Donald Sutherland.

Just to stay in that vein and duck out from under the question, for how long were Lisa, her children, and her children's children banned from the Springfield Historical Society? This could actually be tough, as the Fox affilliate around me has a tendency to cut off the last few seconds before a commercial break, so I haven't actually heard this spoken in quite some time.

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noahfor

3 months?

Kadath

Correct.

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Derwood

noahfor is up

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noahfor

wow. let's see. i lost my simpsons guide book somewhere in the basement bathroom, so... In the renaissance festival episode, the one where the gypsy tells lisa her future, what are the names of two of the creatures in chief wiggums mythical petting zoo, and give their descriptions.

The5thCandidate

I don't know about the spelling, but there was the esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit, and the legendary two-headed hound born with only one head.

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The5thCandidate

Well I'm going to assume that that's correct and ask my question: In the episode when Bart and Ralph have their play-date, when the two of them, on a wild escapade throughout the city, encounter Jimbo Jones and the gang, Bart is reffered to as a(n) ________ for hanging out with Ralph, a(n) __________. (fill in the blanks)

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noahfor

lameroid, lamewad

Kadath

I think it's "lameoid" not lameroid, but that's probably a typo.

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The5thCandidate

Good enough, go ahead.

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noahfor

Ok, what was the name of the grammar robot, and what were his last words?

Kostya

'Correction.. [crap I forget] IS dead!'

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jerome1082

"Correction....Linguo IS dead." and Homer shuts his eyes, he already exploded thats how homer found his head.

Kadath

Kostya, you threw that one! I refuse to believe the master forgot the name of the robot AND got the circumstances wrong! I don't believe in nothing no more! I'm going to law school!

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Kostya

OK ok, I remembered the name and circumstances like an hour later, but I didn't come back to edit it...

Homer: 'LINGUO, DEAD?!"

Linguo: 'Correction, Linguo IS dead!'

noahfor

ok, jerome is up, it looks like

jerome1082

What did Alan Wrench need to live?

MexicanOnABike

i don';t even know what episode thats from!

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RedCometChar

He needs Tungsten. Tungsten!

Who invented the Bra Bomb in the film, "School of Hard Knockers"?

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jerome1082

Nerdlinger as comissioned by Corey Masterson

What are the names of the 4 sub-lands at Itchy and Scratchy Land?

The5thCandidate

Explosion Land, Torture Land, Unnecessary Surgery Land, and Searing Gas Pain Land.

What is the original first line of "Baby on Board", when Homer first gets the idea for the song and begins writing it?

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rockzilla

"Baby on Board... something something Burt Ward"

When Bart sees his future at the Indian casino, what treasure does Homer spend his time looking for?

Kadath

Lincoln's gold! 87 paces from a random spot leads you to the floor above the Oval Office, apparently.

In the episode where the power plant employees have to hike up a mountain to get to a cabin as a teamwork exercise, Homer and Mr Burns hallucinate armies for each other. Mr. Burns has snowmen; Homer has "political powers." Who appears on Homer's side and what weapon does each have?

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Derwood

That's too much info man! I know that Lincoln was in there somewhere, some german guy from WWI, and, uh, they had a mace I think...

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Kostya

Homer has Gandhi, the Pope, maybe Martin Luther King and like Mother Teresa or something, they all have badarse weapons. I think Mahatma has nunchucks.

Kadath

Apparently this was much, much harder than I thought.
Homer had Lincoln with a pocket watch, Teddy Roosevelt with his big stick, Ghandi was a kick-boxer and Mao Tse Tung... I don't know.

That's the right characters, but when I thought about the weapons I couldn't remember what Mao had, so it was an unfair question. Someone else.

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Kostya

What is Miss Hoover's first name?

The5thCandidate

Elizabeth, I believe.

Alright, while on the subject: According to Miss Elizabeth Hoover, what kind of word is "embiggens"?

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00111000

Embiggens is a perfectly croumulent word

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The5thCandidate

Bing!
Ask away.

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00111000

I use that word whenever the chance presents itself...I love the look people give you. Anyway, What medical school did Dr Nick attend?

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jerome1082

California Upstairs Medical College.

During Krusty's anniversary special (that lisa attends with ralph)who is the sideshow character Krusty simply calls "an Angry Young Man"?

note: may often get cut off in syndication, so this may be hard.

Kadath

It's Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.

And the answer to the above question IS cut off by syndication.

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00111000

Kadath is correct. What is the ruling here

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Derwood

We're starting to repeat questions. The Hollywood Upstairs Medical College was asked before.

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00111000

I was afraid of that...I didnt read all the pages of questions

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Derwood

Maybe at some point I'll compile a master list of all the questions asked so far.

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Kadath

How would that even work? It would have to be a separate page, text searchable.

Anyway, we've gotten sidetracked. The answer to the next question is Sideshow Raheem, who is an anrgy, angry young man.

In the episode when Homer becomes a giant fat man, he approves the release of radioactive gas which kills a large field of corn. The farmer who cares for that corn laments the death of the corn. What is his lament?

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