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K-Wise · 10-27-2003, 04:34 AM

Grim

This isn't really a discussion it's just me tellin ya it sux. If you wanna go ahead and post a movie you think sux more go ahead but only if you've actually seen this fuckin movie before....cause ya have to see it to know how bad it is and I can't imagine anything being worse short of a fuckin home-video written and produced by children. Those who have seen it before....you poor fuckin things....feel free to let it all out and bitch about it.

You can look at all it's info below and even read a couple a reviews from some dudes who get paid to tell ya the same shit I'm about to tell ya right now.
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Okay so I figure with Halloween comin around lots a people are gonna throw parties and wanna rent a lotta scary movies n shit and for those who judge a movie by it's cover (which this one has a very decieving and cool looking one) will be greatly dissappointed and pissed if ya blow yer money on this fuckin movie....so don't. It's basically just a shitty fuckin movie the monster looks like he got his costume at Wal Mart or some shit....the starring roles are actors ya never fuckin heard of and never will for good reason....and the effects (or lack there of) ah who the hell am I kiddin? There are no effects. Granted I can sort of accept this cause it's obviously very low budget (least I should hope so) so they couldn't afford good actors, make up artists, etc. and it seems like it was done at a college or some shit so I can basically understand why it wasn't so good and maybe one day even just accept it for what it is (a shitty movie no matter how you slice it) It's one a those movies where ya just know it's gonna suck before the opening credits even start.....ya know they que the video game music & sound effects and show the production company which was on a cheap computer banner that looks like something you'd find on a brand new ezboard website so right off the bat I wasn't expecting much but it wouldn't be the first time I was wrong so I proceded anyway. So yeah I was right it sucked ass and thats that I guess. Felt I'd share that with ya.

Asta!!

costello · 10-27-2003, 04:43 AM

the thing on the cover looks like a piranha ... now thats scary ;P

Batman976 · 10-27-2003, 10:13 AM

Well sometimes I enjoy bad horror movies. I think my favorite bad horror movie right now is Chopping Mall. It's about a group of teenagers (ahem) who decide to have a sleepover in the mall. It just so happens that the building gets struck by lightning and the new, state of the art security robots go crazy and decide to start killing everybody. The special effects and the acting are both terrible in this one too. However it does have some gratuitous nudity.

Despite the fact that it's incredibly stupid, it's still fun. Some movies are just too bad to be taken seriously.

K-Wise · 10-27-2003, 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by costello
the thing on the cover looks like a piranha ... now thats scary ;P

Funny I always thought he looked like a really pissed off Gorilla.

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Originally posted by Batman976
Well sometimes I enjoy bad horror movies. I think my favorite bad horror movie right now is Chopping Mall. It's about a group of teenagers (ahem) who decide to have a sleepover in the mall. It just so happens that the building gets struck by lightning and the new, state of the art security robots go crazy and decide to start killing everybody. The special effects and the acting are both terrible in this one too. However it does have some gratuitous nudity.

Despite the fact that it's incredibly stupid, it's still fun. Some movies are just too bad to be taken seriously.

Well some horror movies are so un-scary it's funny....this one is so un-scary it's sad.

Asta!!

Chingal0 · 10-27-2003, 07:40 PM

Jason X. Except for the part where he finds those 2 hookers in the forest and bags them in their sleeping bags and beats their bodies against a tree. That was precious.

That one and the mars one with the aliens that look like humans cause they had no make-up budget. With Ice Cube I think, and Pam Greir. Escape from Mars maybe? I dunno.

As far as so un-scary its funny, Dead Alive. My favorite horror movie of all time. Gorier than Kill Bill, yet so B-grade you can't help but love it!

K-Wise · 10-27-2003, 09:39 PM

^ None of those movies even compare. Have ya seen Grim?

Asta!!

RedCometChar · 10-27-2003, 10:31 PM

My uncle told me about how bad it sucks a while back, to keep me from renting it... and it really takes a lot, for him to diss something. Told me Grim's mouth doesn't even move.

I did just finish watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre III tonight... that was pretty lousy. Not as bad as the fourth, not nearly as good as the first two. Still a damn sight better than Grim, I'm sure.

Chingal0 · 10-27-2003, 10:52 PM

I almost want to see it just to see how horrible it is lol. If its worse then Jason X then it must be total shit. I wonder if kazaa has any clips etc.. trailers...

edit: howd you stumble onto this piece of shit K-Wise?

K-Wise · 10-27-2003, 11:32 PM

I was young. Seen the poster....looks kick ass....finally damn near a half a decade later probably I decided to check it out. Yup it's bad Red....and his bottom lip twitches a little on the close ups of his face but everywhere else in the movie the mouth and tounge remain permanently open and out. If you feel like wasting yer money just to see how bad it is....be my guest...you might actually find it pretty amusing....me however I was anticipating it for several years and finally got to see it and it punched me in the balls! So I couldn't even find the funny in it. I was always big on monsters and the cover of that movie was one a the coolest lookin monsters I'd seen until I saw the real creature in the movie and it actually looked like a fuckin costume as opposed to knowing it's a costume ultimately but it not exactly looking like one. Just all kinds a crap.

Asta!!

sTghezzo · 10-28-2003, 01:30 AM

hahaha, ive heard about that movie. and ive heard the exact same caca. it is horrid. i might watch it just to see how bad it is ahah, get a good laugh

Fire · 10-28-2003, 07:19 PM

manos the hands of fate

troll 2

surf nazi's must die

but his one sounds plenty bad, and at least manos was funny

hawkeye · 10-28-2003, 07:27 PM

the worst horror movie I've ever seen would have to be jack frost. that thing is the worst peice of shite to ever crawl out of a writers mind. (I will admit I haven't seen Grim, but it's hard to believe that it could be worse.) I'd say more, but the less I remember, the happier I am.

K-Wise · 10-28-2003, 09:04 PM

Jack Frost with Jeff Goldblum? Never seen it but Jeff Goldblum is actually a great actor.....which means this movie had a fairly good budget.....which means it could come no where close to the sheer craposity of Grim.....because Grim had NOTHING going for it.....it didn't have well known actors, costume designers, ANYTHING! Not even a good script. Trust me Jack Frost is a night on the town compared to Grim.....Grim is a night on the toilet...in a house where you live by yourself....and toilet paper is fleeting.....okay maybe I'm over exagerating just a skoach but it's pretty bad.

Asta!!

RedCometChar · 10-28-2003, 10:17 PM

Nah, there was another Jack Frost which came out the previous year, about a convict who gets his molecules bonded with snow, and becomes a killer snowman. I'm pretty sure that's the one hawkeye means.

I give that one points for creativity, at least. Jack killed a kid by cutting off his head with a toboggan, imitated bathwater and then raped a bathing girl with his "carrot", and was ultimately destroyed by... wait for it... anti-freeze.

On that same wavelength, there was Uncle Sam (Wants you Dead), about a zombie Gulf War veteran wearing an Uncle Sam costume, who killed draft dodgers, flag-burners, etc. Wasn't as corny and funny as I anticipated...

K-Wise · 10-28-2003, 10:27 PM

Unfuckinbelievable. Those last 2 sound like they could at least be funny and raping a bitch with his carrot? Now theres some fuckin creativity!

Asta!!

Chingal0 · 10-28-2003, 11:49 PM

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Originally posted by K-Wise
Unfuckinbelievable. Those last 2 sound like they could at least be funny and raping a bitch with his carrot? Now theres some fuckin creativity!

Asta!!

Hahah beautiful!

Batman976 · 10-29-2003, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by K-Wise
Unfuckinbelievable. Those last 2 sound like they could at least be funny and raping a bitch with his carrot? Now theres some fuckin creativity!

Asta!!

Not just any bitch! Shannon Elizabeth!

Sadly, Jack Frost is fairly enjoyable. Anybody who thought that was bad, I dare you to try to sit thought it's horrible sequel. Not only does our favorite killer snowman return, but he's killing in the bahamas or somewhere else warm (I can't remember).

K-Wise · 10-29-2003, 01:32 AM

Mmmm Shannon.....hmm the bahamas eh? Perhaps we have a contender. The funny thing is in honor of halloween Blockbuster down here have made an entire little section dedicated to just horror movies. I see the classics there like Phantasm, Rosemary's Baby, Ametyville 111 or something, and then I look down and to the left and there it is....a copy of Grim with all these great horrors and then that decieving ass cover to boot...I almost felt the urge to grab the video and hide it.

Asta!!

hawkeye · 10-29-2003, 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by RedCometChar
Nah, there was another Jack Frost which came out the previous year, about a convict who gets his molecules bonded with snow, and becomes a killer snowman. I'm pretty sure that's the one hawkeye means.

I give that one points for creativity, at least. Jack killed a kid by cutting off his head with a toboggan, imitated bathwater and then raped a bathing girl with his "carrot", and was ultimately destroyed by... wait for it... anti-freeze.

yeah, that was the one. I will admit to a little creativity on their part, but still....

K-Wise · 10-29-2003, 10:33 PM

Haha point noted.

Asta!!

TWISTEDBADGER · 10-30-2003, 12:36 AM

Anything thats been shown on MST. Trust me.

K-Wise · 10-30-2003, 02:32 AM

MST?

Asta!!

Batman976 · 10-30-2003, 05:48 AM

Mystery Science Theater would be my guess.

Nikilidstrom · 10-30-2003, 01:46 PM

I'll admit right up front that I haven't seen Grim, and probably never will as long as it will cost me money to do so, but it would be tough for any movie to be as bad as the British P.O.S. thriller (and i use that term loosely) Raw Head Rex. That was a steaming pile, thank god it was on cable and not from the rental store.

K-Wise · 10-30-2003, 02:26 PM

HAHA! Thats another movie (Rawhead Rex) that I've been seeing at the movies for like over a decade now and been wanting to check out. I saw the back where the gorilla lookin monsters bitin the dude. Ain't it weird how they all looked like gorillaz back then?

Asta!!

JimmyTheHutt · 10-30-2003, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by K-Wise
Jack Frost with Jeff Goldblum? Never seen it but Jeff Goldblum is actually a great actor.....which means this movie had a fairly good budget.....which means it could come no where close to the sheer craposity of Grim.....because Grim had NOTHING going for it.....it didn't have well known actors, costume designers, ANYTHING! Not even a good script. Trust me Jack Frost is a night on the town compared to Grim.....Grim is a night on the toilet...in a house where you live by yourself....and toilet paper is fleeting.....okay maybe I'm over exagerating just a skoach but it's pretty bad.

Asta!!

You're thinking of "Mr. Frost" with Jeff Goldblum. Great film, and the BEST DEVIL EVER.

Veritas en Lux!
Jimmy The Hutt

K-Wise · 10-30-2003, 04:33 PM

Yeah I realized that after I had already posted it and I hoped no one would notice it and I wouldn't look so stupid

Asta!!

10-27-2003, 04:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Okay so the worst horror movie is..... Grim This isn't really a discussion it's just me tellin ya it sux. If you wanna go ahead and post a movie you think sux more go ahead but only if you've actually seen this fuckin movie before....cause ya have to see it to know how bad it is and I can't imagine anything being worse short of a fuckin home-video written and produced by children. Those who have seen it before....you poor fuckin things....feel free to let it all out and bitch about it. You can look at all it's info below and even read a couple a reviews from some dudes who get paid to tell ya the same shit I'm about to tell ya right now. <iframe width=600 height=400 src="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/Grim-1066057/preview.php"></iframe> Okay so I figure with Halloween comin around lots a people are gonna throw parties and wanna rent a lotta scary movies n shit and for those who judge a movie by it's cover (which this one has a very decieving and cool looking one) will be greatly dissappointed and pissed if ya blow yer money on this fuckin movie....so don't. It's basically just a shitty fuckin movie the monster looks like he got his costume at Wal Mart or some shit....the starring roles are actors ya never fuckin heard of and never will for good reason....and the effects (or lack there of) ah who the hell am I kiddin? There are no effects. Granted I can sort of accept this cause it's obviously very low budget (least I should hope so) so they couldn't afford good actors, make up artists, etc. and it seems like it was done at a college or some shit so I can basically understand why it wasn't so good and maybe one day even just accept it for what it is (a shitty movie no matter how you slice it) It's one a those movies where ya just know it's gonna suck before the opening credits even start.....ya know they que the video game music & sound effects and show the production company which was on a cheap computer banner that looks like something you'd find on a brand new ezboard website so right off the bat I wasn't expecting much but it wouldn't be the first time I was wrong so I proceded anyway. So yeah I was right it sucked ass and thats that I guess. Felt I'd share that with ya. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-27-2003, 04:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
costello Insane Location: Tucson	the thing on the cover looks like a piranha ... now thats scary ;P __________________ "They don't even know what it is to be a fan. Y'know? To truly love some silly little piece of music, or some band, so much that it hurts." -Almost Famous

10-27-2003, 10:13 AM	#3 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Well sometimes I enjoy bad horror movies. I think my favorite bad horror movie right now is Chopping Mall. It's about a group of teenagers (ahem) who decide to have a sleepover in the mall. It just so happens that the building gets struck by lightning and the new, state of the art security robots go crazy and decide to start killing everybody. The special effects and the acting are both terrible in this one too. However it does have some gratuitous nudity. Despite the fact that it's incredibly stupid, it's still fun. Some movies are just too bad to be taken seriously. __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

10-27-2003, 07:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Jason X. Except for the part where he finds those 2 hookers in the forest and bags them in their sleeping bags and beats their bodies against a tree. That was precious. That one and the mars one with the aliens that look like humans cause they had no make-up budget. With Ice Cube I think, and Pam Greir. Escape from Mars maybe? I dunno. As far as so un-scary its funny, Dead Alive. My favorite horror movie of all time. Gorier than Kill Bill, yet so B-grade you can't help but love it! __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

10-27-2003, 09:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	^ None of those movies even compare. Have ya seen Grim? Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-27-2003, 10:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
RedCometChar Not Brand Ecch! Location: New Orleans	My uncle told me about how bad it sucks a while back, to keep me from renting it... and it really takes a lot, for him to diss something. Told me Grim's mouth doesn't even move. I did just finish watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre III tonight... that was pretty lousy. Not as bad as the fourth, not nearly as good as the first two. Still a damn sight better than Grim, I'm sure. __________________ Killing that robot makes me want to go home.

10-27-2003, 10:52 PM	#8 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	I almost want to see it just to see how horrible it is lol. If its worse then Jason X then it must be total shit. I wonder if kazaa has any clips etc.. trailers... edit: howd you stumble onto this piece of shit K-Wise? __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee." Last edited by Chingal0; 10-27-2003 at 10:55 PM..

10-27-2003, 11:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	I was young. Seen the poster....looks kick ass....finally damn near a half a decade later probably I decided to check it out. Yup it's bad Red....and his bottom lip twitches a little on the close ups of his face but everywhere else in the movie the mouth and tounge remain permanently open and out. If you feel like wasting yer money just to see how bad it is....be my guest...you might actually find it pretty amusing....me however I was anticipating it for several years and finally got to see it and it punched me in the balls! So I couldn't even find the funny in it. I was always big on monsters and the cover of that movie was one a the coolest lookin monsters I'd seen until I saw the real creature in the movie and it actually looked like a fuckin costume as opposed to knowing it's a costume ultimately but it not exactly looking like one. Just all kinds a crap. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-28-2003, 01:30 AM	#10 (permalink)
sTghezzo Loser Location: hi	hahaha, ive heard about that movie. and ive heard the exact same caca. it is horrid. i might watch it just to see how bad it is ahah, get a good laugh

10-28-2003, 07:19 PM	#11 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	manos the hands of fate troll 2 surf nazi's must die but his one sounds plenty bad, and at least manos was funny __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

10-28-2003, 07:27 PM	#12 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	the worst horror movie I've ever seen would have to be jack frost. that thing is the worst peice of shite to ever crawl out of a writers mind. (I will admit I haven't seen Grim, but it's hard to believe that it could be worse.) I'd say more, but the less I remember, the happier I am. __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

10-28-2003, 09:04 PM	#13 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Jack Frost with Jeff Goldblum? Never seen it but Jeff Goldblum is actually a great actor.....which means this movie had a fairly good budget.....which means it could come no where close to the sheer craposity of Grim.....because Grim had NOTHING going for it.....it didn't have well known actors, costume designers, ANYTHING! Not even a good script. Trust me Jack Frost is a night on the town compared to Grim.....Grim is a night on the toilet...in a house where you live by yourself....and toilet paper is fleeting.....okay maybe I'm over exagerating just a skoach but it's pretty bad. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-28-2003, 10:17 PM	#14 (permalink)
RedCometChar Not Brand Ecch! Location: New Orleans	Nah, there was another Jack Frost which came out the previous year, about a convict who gets his molecules bonded with snow, and becomes a killer snowman. I'm pretty sure that's the one hawkeye means. I give that one points for creativity, at least. Jack killed a kid by cutting off his head with a toboggan, imitated bathwater and then raped a bathing girl with his "carrot", and was ultimately destroyed by... wait for it... anti-freeze. On that same wavelength, there was Uncle Sam (Wants you Dead), about a zombie Gulf War veteran wearing an Uncle Sam costume, who killed draft dodgers, flag-burners, etc. Wasn't as corny and funny as I anticipated... __________________ Killing that robot makes me want to go home.

10-28-2003, 10:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Unfuckinbelievable. Those last 2 sound like they could at least be funny and raping a bitch with his carrot? Now theres some fuckin creativity! Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-29-2003, 01:32 AM	#18 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Mmmm Shannon.....hmm the bahamas eh? Perhaps we have a contender. The funny thing is in honor of halloween Blockbuster down here have made an entire little section dedicated to just horror movies. I see the classics there like Phantasm, Rosemary's Baby, Ametyville 111 or something, and then I look down and to the left and there it is....a copy of Grim with all these great horrors and then that decieving ass cover to boot...I almost felt the urge to grab the video and hide it. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!! Last edited by K-Wise; 10-29-2003 at 01:36 AM..

10-29-2003, 10:33 PM	#20 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Haha point noted. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-30-2003, 12:36 AM	#21 (permalink)
TWISTEDBADGER Tilted	Anything thats been shown on MST. Trust me.

10-30-2003, 02:32 AM	#22 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	MST? Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-30-2003, 05:48 AM	#23 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Mystery Science Theater would be my guess. __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

10-30-2003, 01:46 PM	#24 (permalink)
Nikilidstrom Stick it in your five hole! Location: Michigan, USA	I'll admit right up front that I haven't seen Grim, and probably never will as long as it will cost me money to do so, but it would be tough for any movie to be as bad as the British P.O.S. thriller (and i use that term loosely) Raw Head Rex. That was a steaming pile, thank god it was on cable and not from the rental store.

10-30-2003, 02:26 PM	#25 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	HAHA! Thats another movie (Rawhead Rex) that I've been seeing at the movies for like over a decade now and been wanting to check out. I saw the back where the gorilla lookin monsters bitin the dude. Ain't it weird how they all looked like gorillaz back then? Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-30-2003, 04:33 PM	#27 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Yeah I realized that after I had already posted it and I hoped no one would notice it and I wouldn't look so stupid Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!