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Old 10-07-2003, 02:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Worst sequels?

Alright whats the worst sequel you've ever seen? I'm a big sci-fi buff especially when it has to do with bugs. I thought Mimic kicked fuckin ass then I heard about Mimic 2. Worst damn sequel I've ever seen. It did no research what so ever on the original film or the plot and story behind it.

(SPOILERS BEYOND THIS POINT. IF YOU'VE SEEN NEITHER...DON'T READ )




Okay as we all know in the first movie Cockroaches were running rampant through the city and infecting the youth with terminal illness so then in comes the team of micro-biologists/entomologists and create a new species of insect through gene splicing. They mixed Termite and Mantid DNA and created the Judas bug. The bug was equipped with a chemical toxin which it excreted through its back that would poison and kill all the cockroaches in the city and of course through the course of evolution the bugs became enormous and mimiced humans...Now my point in Mimic 2 The Judas breed was I believe a cross-breed of Ant and Cockroach DNA (And it is supposed to be the exact same species from the first) as soon as I heard them say that I was like "WTF? Ah shit this is going nowhere!" How stupid can you be to not notice one of the key factors in the first movie which is that the bug was not a mix of cockroach DNA but that it was designed to KILL COCKROACHES! Why the hell would they mix it with the very DNA they are trying to eliminate?! It couldn't have been worse. It was obviously lower budget...bunch of poor excuses for actors that I've never even seen in other movies then the bugs weren't nearly as cool either. They totally fucked up the movie. Now theres a part 3 out and I'm almost too scared to see how badly they fucked this one up...I'll probably see it anyway cause thats the type of guy I am I'll want to see just how bad they fuck it up but it wouldn't be the first time I completely passed up a sequel. Like the sequel to Black Mask....LOVED Black Mask but when I read that the sequel didn't even have Jet Li in it and it was about Wrestlers that pretty much killed any anticipation I had for seeing that movie. Well bring em on.

Keep in mind that not everyone has seen every movie so do please put a spoiler warning before going into any detail about a movie. I knew who the killer was in Urban Legend before I even saw it and I'm never going to see K-Pax because (SPOILER!!!!!) some idiots were talking about it out loud in class and they were like "Hey man have you seen K-Pax? Didn't you think it was cool how at the ending it turned out he wasn't an alien after all....he was just a genius" I turned around and I was thinking "WELL THANX A LOT ASSHOLE!!" I mean the whole fuckin plot of the movie is that you're NOT supposed to know that! I could kill someone right now so I'm gonna finish eating my chicken pot-pie instead. Carry on folks!

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Old 10-07-2003, 03:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-07-2003, 03:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Highlander 2
Agreed. Who the fuck wrote the highlanders to be aliens?! Whoever he is needs to be slapped. For my part I would say just about any sequel to a scary movie sucks.
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Old 10-07-2003, 04:14 AM   #4 (permalink)
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The correct response when asked about the Highlander sequel is "What Highlander sequel?"

What part of "There can be only ONE" dont they get?
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Old 10-07-2003, 04:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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This is so funny - when I read the thread title, I immediately thought of Highlander 2. I guess it's plain to see how very bad that movie is.

So, since my answer was taken (well, not taken - it was THE answer), I'll have to go with Superman 4. Superman 2 was the rare sequel that trumped the original. Superman 3 was still a decent take on the Man of Steel. But Superman 4 was garbage. I mean, they take a girl to the freakin moon, and she survives - with no space suit!!!! I guess they thought if they brought Gene Hackman back, it would be an automatic success. But no. I bet he still hates the fact that he was in that career albatross.
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Old 10-07-2003, 07:04 AM   #6 (permalink)
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i agree with highlander 2, but do prequels count? if so i vote for starwars 1.
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Old 10-07-2003, 09:17 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Matrix Reloaded. My least favorite sequel. A complete letdown. And yes, all the new Star Wars flicks are horrible, imo.
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Old 10-07-2003, 09:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 10-07-2003, 09:39 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Nah... I like reloaded.. people dont seem to understand it is merely a continuation of the story... not a new movie ... plus, we are already open to the ideas of the Matrix.. so there is little new in that area that can WOW us like the said first one. That aside, It could've been better.

Scary Movie2 kinda sucked... the redhead was the redeaming factor. Temple of Doom didn't fit anywhere in that trilogy.
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Old 10-07-2003, 09:48 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Matrix Reloaded. My least favorite sequel. A complete letdown. And yes, all the new Star Wars flicks are horrible, imo.
You are insane. What were you expecting, an anticlimatic ninety minute Watch-Neo-Kill-Everyone fight scene?
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Old 10-07-2003, 10:15 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Highlander 2. I actually paid money to see it.
I laughed I cried, I kissed 5bucks goodbye.
I never saw it, but I believe they made return of the magnificent Seven. I would assume it sucked, as 4 of them died in the original.
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Old 10-07-2003, 10:39 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Beverly Hills Cops 3.....worst movie ever.
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Old 10-07-2003, 10:57 AM   #13 (permalink)
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damn.. what about Highlander 3???? I mean Mario Van Peebles????
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Old 10-07-2003, 12:57 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Weekend at Bernies 2.

Yes, I thought the first one was funny.
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Old 10-07-2003, 03:32 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Was Highlander 2 the one with Dennis Hopper and Macloud was an old dude? Cause that one was pretty bad too. Don't tell me you're talking about The Quickening with Sean Connery and that Gothic swordsman dude with the safety pins in his neck. Thats probably the best one I've seen (Of course the fact that the whole soundtrack was done by Queen might give me a bit of a bias) But I realize theres a whole shit load a movies that bear the Highlander name and I've yet to keep up with all of em. Highlander Endgame (The last one) was kind of a let down. Wish it had a higher budget and better......something. Well yeah theres plenty a more bad sequels out there heh.

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Old 10-07-2003, 04:12 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Definitely Terminator 3. And I find it hard to believe that Matrix Reloaded was a bad sequel, when in fact it was better than the first one.

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Old 10-07-2003, 04:15 PM   #17 (permalink)
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You are insane. What were you expecting, an anticlimatic ninety minute Watch-Neo-Kill-Everyone fight scene?
Pardon me for having a least favorite sequel. Pardon me for having an opinion. What was I thinking.
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Old 10-07-2003, 04:18 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I also thought Die Hard 2 was a huge letdown. Part 3 made up for it, though.
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Old 10-07-2003, 04:59 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Anything after the first Batman. Oh yeah, and to parrot everyone else...

HIGHLANDER ENDGAME SPOILER
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Oh, good call on any of the Highlander sequels... As far as I'm concerned, they just don't exist. The original Highlander, and the Highlander TV series with Duncan are all that exist. Seriously, the immortals are aliens in Highlander 2, Mario Van Peebles came back from being buried alive in Highlander 3, and Connor is killed off in Highlander Endgame!!!! How can you kill The One off?!? That's just kicking all true Highlander fan(atics) in the crotch...

/covers eyes & ears. Didn't happen, didn't happen, didn't happen.
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Old 10-07-2003, 05:16 PM   #20 (permalink)
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endgame wasn't horrible, except for the editing.. did you see it??? especially the last fight scene.. was this thrown together in highschool!?
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Old 10-07-2003, 05:25 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I have to agree with Highlander 2, and also these worthy jems:

Mission Impossible 2, The Batman sequels, and just about every straight-to-video- sequel ever made.
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Old 10-07-2003, 05:26 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Godfather 3 with Francis Ford Coppala's daughter getting her stink all over Andy Garcia.
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Old 10-08-2003, 07:12 AM   #23 (permalink)
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these are all great choices, but for sheer volume of crappiness, let's go with Police Academys II, III, IIII, V, VI, & VII.
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Old 10-08-2003, 07:26 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Caddyshack II

I still haven't forgiven Dan Akroyd for that one yet.
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Old 10-08-2003, 08:27 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 10-08-2003, 09:43 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Caddyshack 2 and Blues Brothers 2000. Something about Dan Akroyd and sequels just doesn't mix.
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Old 10-08-2003, 12:38 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Blair Witch 2.....What the fuck just destroy the whole story.
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Old 10-08-2003, 01:10 PM   #28 (permalink)
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The Godfather Part 2.

Not in the way that its a bad film, cos its not, just in the way that it was such a disappointment. I saw the first one and loved it and I'd heard so much about the 2nd part being the best ever sequel and really built it up and when i got around to seeing it i was disappointed. Part 1 is better
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Old 10-08-2003, 04:36 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Any post Tim Burton Batman sequel.

I'm with Hawkeye about the Police Academy movies. I personally feel that this is a perfect example of a very funny movie that should have never, never ever spawned a sequel.

Also, Speed 2 was just godawful.
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Old 10-08-2003, 11:53 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Speed 2
Die Hard 2 (but as mentioned above, 3 more than makes up for it)

Personally I though Terminator 3 was far superior to T2 since it wasn't a big-budget re-tread of it's predecessor (though still one of the greatest action flicks ever made).

Oh an Episode I and II are PREquels not sequels, so shut the fuck up about them. Sorry, had to get that out, I just can't stand how people always have to somehow find a way to whine about the Prequels in a conversation about movies.
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Old 10-09-2003, 12:16 AM   #31 (permalink)
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The Lost World. Hated that movie. I thought JP3 was decent though. Oh and I thought Attack of the Clones sucked, sorry deflok I had to say it. Surprisingly I enjoyed Phantom Menace when I first watched it. Go figure.
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Old 10-09-2003, 04:44 AM   #32 (permalink)
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The Poltergeist sequels.
They were just awful.
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Old 10-09-2003, 10:18 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2003, 12:03 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Thank god, there's now a director's cut.
Got rid of ANY reference to aliens.

God, the execs fucked that one up.

I'll have to agree, only the original movie and the TV series kept the right idea.
Everything else is not legit as far as I'm concerned.

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Old 10-09-2003, 12:38 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Oh an Episode I and II are PREquels not sequels, so shut the fuck up about them. Sorry, had to get that out, I just can't stand how people always have to somehow find a way to whine about the Prequels in a conversation about movies.
Actually Attack of the Clones could be considered a sequel to The Phantom Menace. Even though AOTC was about 30,000,000x better than TPM.

I'm not sure about worst sequel though... probably The Mummy Returns. They made up so much bullshit that was no where in the first one, and never explained how the Mummy got ressurected. Sure it was a popcorn flick but they could have at least stuck with what they had from the first instead of making up idiotic things.
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Old 10-09-2003, 01:06 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Henry V.
I liked the first one, about the serial killer, but this one was all about some king or something. And everyone talked in this weird English.
I missed II-IV though, so maybe that's why I didn't get it. I felt the same way after watching Malcolm X without having seen Malcolm I-IX.
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Old 10-09-2003, 02:06 PM   #37 (permalink)
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The Godfather Part 2.

Not in the way that its a bad film, cos its not, just in the way that it was such a disappointment. I saw the first one and loved it and I'd heard so much about the 2nd part being the best ever sequel and really built it up and when i got around to seeing it i was disappointed. Part 1 is better
Because I am a reasonable person, I will avoid calling you names for that.

Seriously though, what made it inferior in your eyes to part 1. The Godfather Part 2 was one of the best films on the corruption of power, ever. Great performances by Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino. Its not quite my favorite move ever, but it ranks up there.

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Old 10-09-2003, 02:10 PM   #38 (permalink)
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american psycho 2
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from dusk till dawn 2, 3
friday the 13th (every one after the first)
halloween 3

the list goes on and on...
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Old 10-09-2003, 06:16 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2003, 07:42 PM   #40 (permalink)
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I haven't ever seen American Psycho 2, but I just found the idea of American Psycho having a slasher flic SEQUEL to be both bizarre and sad.
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