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docbungle · 09-18-2003, 09:18 PM

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I'm going to see it this weekend, but havn't seen the first two. Is there anything important that I need to know going into this show?

Yes, remember to bring a pillow and try not to snore.

Stiltzkin · 09-18-2003, 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by Gman
"What are you? A Mexican, or a Mexican't?"

Someone: Ugghh... Hey white boy, do you eat crackers?! Here's your cracker!
White guy: Gee, thanks! Boy do I love crackers!

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Originally posted by sadistikdreams
HAH! Gman! That was the BEST LINE IN THE MOVIE!

Nope, wrong. When you have an opinion, at least try to be right.
Worst line in the whole movie. That line pissed me off. That is
the worst bullsht I've ever heard done to the word "Mexican".

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Originally posted by Jesus Pimp
I thought it was pretty bad. Depp's character was pointless.

Finally someone started talking some sense.

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Originally posted by warrrreagl
Agreed. I thought it was a boring joke, and would only appeal to video-game brains.

Yup.

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Originally posted by docbungle
This was without a doubt the biggest dissapointment in recent memory. What a complete waste of talent and time. I would have fallen asleep it it hadn't been so damn loud.

Uninspired fighting, shooting, killing...without any sense of the tension or excitement that graced both El Mariachi and Desperado. It's just a bunch of random crap and random characters (none of which we care about) thrown together, as if by a child.

Depp had some cool scenes, but so what - that doesn't make the movie good.

And that, folks, is a 100% accurate synopsis for the whole movie. If you read that, then you already spoiled the entire movie for yourself.

h2ogo69 · 09-20-2003, 07:23 AM

"try this a simple pork dish boiled in water but seasoned with tequila and lemon... The best i ever had so good in fact that when im done i will pay my tab, get up, walk into the kitchen, and shoot the cook... Because thats what i do; I bring balance to this country"

not sure if that was thew exact line but wow

Stiltzkin · 09-20-2003, 11:06 PM

Johnny Depp's worst role ever. He sold out. I say we tar and feather him for selling out.

sadatx · 09-20-2003, 11:43 PM

Johnny Depp hasn't sold out, come on now, don't condemn him for a role he's obviously having fun with and is fun to watch. Really, I'd rather he did this than that "The Man Who Cried" or whatever that crappy movie was called.

I agree, however, that this movie was a complete mess. Rodriguez must have let a 2 year old edit the action sequences, if you can call them that.

And there were times when I wondered if a 16 year old clubkid gakked out of his head hadn't mistaken the set for a rave and hijacked the camera thinking it was a glow stick.

It wasn't all bad, I have to admit that there were some interesting scenes. But on the whole the film was a dissapointment (kind of, I didn't really have high expectations).

wry1 · 10-01-2003, 11:38 PM

All I gotta' do is manage to pry myself away from the computer and my TFP, and I'll get out to see it!

Yeah, who am I kidding..... I'm not leaving the TFP for that long!

dragonhawk · 10-02-2003, 01:23 PM

Wow,
I kinda enjoyed it.

The funny part is none of the stars are from Mexico.

BuddyHawks · 10-02-2003, 06:33 PM

I enjoyed the movie. JDepp was fantastic and the new guitars were cool. There were some parts that were kinda weird, but still fun.

09-20-2003, 11:06 PM	#44 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Johnny Depp's worst role ever. He sold out. I say we tar and feather him for selling out. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

10-02-2003, 01:23 PM	#47 (permalink)
dragonhawk Psycho Location: In Games.	Wow, I kinda enjoyed it. The funny part is none of the stars are from Mexico. __________________ ---------------------------------------------- "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

10-02-2003, 06:33 PM	#48 (permalink)
BuddyHawks Swashbuckling Location: Iowa...sometimes	I enjoyed the movie. JDepp was fantastic and the new guitars were cool. There were some parts that were kinda weird, but still fun. __________________ Watch More TV

09-20-2003, 07:23 AM	#43 (permalink)
h2ogo69 Banned	"try this a simple pork dish boiled in water but seasoned with tequila and lemon... The best i ever had so good in fact that when im done i will pay my tab, get up, walk into the kitchen, and shoot the cook... Because thats what i do; I bring balance to this country" not sure if that was thew exact line but wow

09-20-2003, 11:43 PM	#45 (permalink)
sadatx Psycho	Johnny Depp hasn't sold out, come on now, don't condemn him for a role he's obviously having fun with and is fun to watch. Really, I'd rather he did this than that "The Man Who Cried" or whatever that crappy movie was called. I agree, however, that this movie was a complete mess. Rodriguez must have let a 2 year old edit the action sequences, if you can call them that. And there were times when I wondered if a 16 year old clubkid gakked out of his head hadn't mistaken the set for a rave and hijacked the camera thinking it was a glow stick. It wasn't all bad, I have to admit that there were some interesting scenes. But on the whole the film was a dissapointment (kind of, I didn't really have high expectations).

10-01-2003, 11:38 PM	#46 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	All I gotta' do is manage to pry myself away from the computer and my TFP, and I'll get out to see it! Yeah, who am I kidding..... I'm not leaving the TFP for that long!