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whocarz · 09-16-2004, 04:22 AM

Zombie Flanders: Hidily Ho Neighboreeno. Mind if I nibble on your ear?

Homer shoots Zombie Flanders with a shotgun.

Kids: You just shot Zombie Flanders!

Homer: Flanders was a zombie?

Ripsaw · 09-16-2004, 06:45 AM

Bart: My killing teacher says I'm a natural.

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Groundskeeper Willie : There's nothin faster than a greased Scotsman!

killaudio · 09-21-2004, 04:15 AM

"AHH im 26 hours late for work" Homer

"does anybody have an jumper cables?" Senior DING DONG

Baneknight · 09-23-2004, 08:06 PM

Homer in his day dream: "You can run! But you can't glide!"

Helper Monkey Mojo: "P-R-A-Y-F-O-R-M-O-J-O"

And my all time favorite:
Homer: "I want you to shove this crayon into my brain!"
Sientist: "Mister Simpson, we don't play god."
Homer: "Oh? I think your Octo-parrot would disagree!"
Octo-parrot: "Rwak! Polly shouldn't be"

09-16-2004, 04:22 AM	#161 (permalink)
whocarz Jarhead Location: Colorado	Zombie Flanders: Hidily Ho Neighboreeno. Mind if I nibble on your ear? Homer shoots Zombie Flanders with a shotgun. Kids: You just shot Zombie Flanders! Homer: Flanders was a zombie? __________________ If there exists anything mightier than destiny, then it is the courage to face destiny unflinchingly. -Geibel Despise not death, but welcome it, for nature wills it like all else. -Marcus Aurelius Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever? -GySgt. Daniel J. "Dan" Daly

09-16-2004, 06:45 AM	#162 (permalink)
Ripsaw Chef in Training	Bart: My killing teacher says I'm a natural. --- Groundskeeper Willie : There's nothin faster than a greased Scotsman! __________________ "We are supposed to be masters of space, but we cant even line up our shoes?" One life, one chance, one opportunity.

09-21-2004, 04:15 AM	#163 (permalink)
killaudio Upright	"AHH im 26 hours late for work" Homer "does anybody have an jumper cables?" Senior DING DONG __________________ Thats tops

09-23-2004, 08:06 PM	#164 (permalink)
Baneknight Upright	Homer in his day dream: "You can run! But you can't glide!" Helper Monkey Mojo: "P-R-A-Y-F-O-R-M-O-J-O" And my all time favorite: Homer: "I want you to shove this crayon into my brain!" Sientist: "Mister Simpson, we don't play god." Homer: "Oh? I think your Octo-parrot would disagree!" Octo-parrot: "Rwak! Polly shouldn't be"