CSflim

Linky

I just think that this is so absolutely hilarious!
He's a CARTOON CHARACTER for christ sake!

__________________

BIG-UNS

Some people spend way too much time analyzing fictional characters. He's a talking cartoon sponge, of course he's special.

Locobot

Sponges are asexual, duh.

punx1325

I will watch the show when I'm really bored. He seems like a little child, not a homosexual. I don't even see any reference to homosexuality, unlike tinky winky.....

__________________
If something seems too good to be true, then it probably is....

jimk

raging? no.


mincing? perhaps.

__________________
raw power is a guaranteed o.d.

raw power is a laughin' at you & me

-iggy

JumpinJesus

Come on, everybody knows Spongebob Squarepants is a secret plot by GLADD to infiltrate our society at its very core. We should dry him out as soon as possible and look under his pores to see just exactly what is going on in there. I bet we find the secret plans hidden in there.

__________________
"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

Plummie

LMAO!

Spongbob rocks! I love the cheesey theme song to the show.

I never got the impression that he was gay but who cares anyway? Why do people get so worked up over stupid shit?

__________________
Kim

bermuDa

who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

spongebob is a great show, and although i know it's target demographic is kids i can't help but think there are parts of the show that are designed to appeal to older audiences, whilst going right over the kids' heads... I've had many a laugh watching that show that i knew I wouldn't have had if i were a decade or more younger.

__________________
I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

char

Jeeeeeez, cartoon characters ARE asexual. They don't deal in those realms, nor should they. Who cares what gets Sponge Bob's square pants all hot and bothered, he's a funny kid's show.

Ashton

<center><img src="http://ashtonxxx.smugmug.com/photos/179497-M.gif"></center>

Spongebob isn't gay! One he is in love with Sandy Cheeks the Squirrel....... and two he posts some pretty hot porn at WG!

<center><img src="http://www.toyvault.com/images/spongebobgroup.jpg"></center>

The_Dude

sounds like something you'd get from www.whitehouse.org or www.landoverbaptist.org

__________________
"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

WhoaitsZ

its a fucking cartoon for kids.

the people who actually care if these characters are gay or not are doing the very thing they are scared of . exposing kids to cerrtain sexuality.

like i told dad once. everyone was so fucking worried about a kid hearing the word 'fuck' that all the adults went shit crazy if it was mentioned. so...... i never knew the word 'fuck' existed until i saw over protective dipshits siezure over it. then i realized 'fuck' is bad. then i loved it.

good job, people

fucking dumbasses.


let the kids have their cartoons. these is beyond ignorant.

DEI37

SpongeBob had GOT to be the most idiotic cartoon out there. I can't stand it. Cartoons anymore are poor quality in general. I'd like to go back to the days of Wile E Coyote, RoadRunner, Bugs Bunny & Tweety...those were good quality entertainment. SpongeBob sucks.

__________________
Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

Cynthetiq

ummm... it's not like it's Ren & Stimpy

__________________
I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

absorbentishe

It's a totally funny, nonsensical type of cartoon. The cartoon is made to make fun of itself. I for one, think the show is totally funny, and love to watch it. I love to watch most cartoons though. I guess some day I'll actually grow up too. When SBSP comes on, my kids will find me wherever I'm at, and want me to watch it with them! Hence the nick and avatar.

People are reading too much into something that is not ment to make sense.

djflish

you have to admit, he is a bit camp

__________________
Europes two great narcotics, Alcohol and Christianity.
I know which one I prefer.

World's King

I have SpongeBob PJs.

__________________
heavy is the head that wears the crown

Lebell

Big Gay Al loves Spongebob Squarepants

__________________
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis

The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU!

Please Donate!

frankgrimes

I believe sponges reproduce by budding, if memory serves, so he would be asexual rather than homosexual. his starfish buddy does seem pretty sissy though.

Ganguro

patrick rules..
he's not gay, just more "special" than spongebob..
This is stupid.. arent we at war or somthing? let's worry about that iostead..

lions20

I've seen one episode and I think the show was stupid.

floonine

it is sick that people freak out about things like this... he is a kid, dammit. Being gay and having a gay time are two different things.

__________________
Political arguments do not exist, after all, for people to believe in them, rather they serve as a common, agreed-upon excuse. Foolish people who take them in earnest sooner or later discover inconsistencies in them, begin to protest and finish finally and infamously as heretics.

sadistikdreams

I read somewhere that Spongebob's age is really 27.
It was on the official site, I believe.

I think that show is weird. They're underwater, but they can do shit that you can do on land?
And why do they drive boats with wheels?

__________________
"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.

Latch

It's a kid's cartoon.. even if Spongebob was/is gay.. who cares? Kids find the show funny (as do a lot of adults.. like me).. let them (and us) have our entertainment without going all crazy over the sexual preference of the character. Dickheads.

I love the random stuff that just happens... a whole show devoted to a piece of paper.. and Patrick comes out with some great calls sometimes. In the "Blowing Bubbles" episode (no "Bubbles" jokes, please) where Spongebob blows a bubble of an elephant.. Patrick starts laughing and goes "It's a giraffe!".. I nearly wet myself first time I heard it.

Great show, regardless of what spongebob is or isn't.

DownwardSpiral

I agree w/ DEI37, Spongebob does indeed suck.

__________________
"So Keep on Pretending.
Our Heavens Worth the Waiting.
Keep on Pretending.
It's Alright."

-- H.I.M., "Pretending"

Happyland

twisted .!

__________________
someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

bundy

sponges don´t suck, they absorb.
i think Spongebob is great... its so over-the-top.
don´t you think its a bit strange that people always have to attribute gender and sexuality to everything.

__________________
Ohayo!!!

t3m3st

SpoungeBob r0x0r5 all of j00r b0x0rs!!!!!

__________________
I do it for the rare drops

trench

I heard Spongebob was hung like an Alaskan Bull Worm.

BubblegumTeflon

It's true, it's what we do as people, we like people so much that everything we see becomes people. Case in point. Personification is one of the most annoying literary devices to me, but it's a natural result of our empathy.