Favorite Episode Of South Park, Futurama, Family
 

Simpsons excluded :P and South Park nay sayers need not apply.

I'd have to say the episode where Cartman gets his revenge on Scott Tenermen. What a conclusion.

For Family Guy I'd have to say the episode that includes the angry monkey in the closet.

You mean all three with the angry monkey in the closet?

Mine is probably the "Petoria" one.

"Dad, this guy won't let me go to school!"

"Oh yeah, him and what army?"

"The U.S. Army."

Second would be the one with Stewie destroying his father's sperm, but saving the last to be born. Wallace Shawn is the man.

family guy- the one where lois learns karate and the family has an all out brawl.

futurama- the werecar ep. he lives in an auto-plant deemed ANTI-Chrystler.

south park is probably "rainforest shmainforest", that's just awesome

Cartman: Must....get...food...
Logger: Oh my God! get this kid some food, he's starving!
Cartman: Chicken wings...
Logger: Chicken Wings!!!
Cartman: Extra spicey...
Logger: Extra Spicey!!

Family guy...i dunno, they're all awesome. maybe the cosmetic surgery one.

I like the episode where timmy and jimmy join the crips.

Personally, I liked the toad licking episode of Family Guy. I also liked the Plastic Surgery episode as well.

My favorite episode of South Park is still Weight Gain 4000, with Damien a close second.

I have only seen Futurama a few times, but have enjoyed it when I did.

The South Park rainforest episode by far. This is my favorite scene in any TV show ever:

[in the rainforest]
Tour guide: Now, secondary rainforest we are entering. Notice the canopy of foliage.
Choir teacher: Oh! It's everything I've ever dreamed it would be!
Kyle: God damn, it's hot out here!
[Stan sees a stick]
[they stop walking]
Stan: Ah! Snake!
Kyle: No, dude, that's a branch.
Stan: Oh... Ah! Snake!
Kyle: No, that's the same branch again.
Stan: Oh
Tour guide: The rainforest is very delicate and we must take steps to protect it
Cartman [mockingly]: Yeah yeah yeah, take steps, we're taking them, blah blah blah [silence] We heard
this a million times back up in the states.
Tour guide: Here look! These are squirrel monkeys, endangered inhabitants of the rainforest.
Kelly: Wow! Isn't he neat, Lenny?
[she takes a picture of the monkey]
[Cartman walks up and hit the monkey with a stick]
Cartman: Bad! Bad monkey!
Choir teacher: Eric! What the hell are you doing?
Cartman: I'm asserting myself. It's tough love. Just like my little Kitty. When he's bad, I'll say "that's a bad
little Kitty" and I smack him on the head.
Tour guide: And here is a three-toed sloth
[Cartman hits the sloth with a stick]
Cartman: That's a bad... That's a bad three-toed sloth!
Choir teacher: Eric! For God's sake, knock it off!
[Cartman throws the stick at the sloth]
Cartman: Respect my autoritay!
Choir teacher: Well Mr. Pedro, this was a great tour, but I guess we should be heading back, we have a
big concert tomorrow, don't we kids?
Some kids: Yeah!
Kid: I wish we could have seen the Yanagapa.
Kyle: What's the Yanagapa?
Choir teacher: The Yanagapa are gentle native people that live in the rainforest, but bulldozers are
destroying their homes. Soon they will have nowhere to go, so we must stop bulldozing the rainforest so
that they can live...
[Cartman covers his eyes]
Cartman: God, here she goes again!
[Stan sees a snake]
[Stan screams]
Choir teacher: Stanley, what is it?
Stan: Snake!
[Kids gasp]
Tour guide: Ah, yes, this is what we call a coral snake. Notice the red markings. Quite an amazing creature.
[Stan screams and runs away]
Tour guide: What's the matter little boy?
Cartman: He's a little wuss, what's it look like.
Stan [hiding in the bushes]: I'm just scared of snakes.
Tour guide: Now, now. You must remember, this snake is more afraid of you than you are of it.
[the snake jumps on him]
Tour guide: Ah!
[he falls to the ground]
Choir teacher: Oh my God!
[the snake begins to eat the tour guide]
Cartman: Oh yeah. That snake is really scared of us, alright.
[the snake continues to eat the tour guide]
Choir teacher: Jesus Christ, is he dead?
[the snake finishes eating the tour guide]
Stan: Dude!
Kyle: My guess would be yes.
Choir teacher: Oh no! God, no! Now, don't panic children!
[Cartman his the snake with a stick]
Cartman: Bad! That's a bad snake! Ahhh...
[the snake chases after him and he runs from it]

"Nothing says good job like a firm, open palmed, slap on the backside."

The Gender Sensitivity episode of Family Guy

Tonight's episode was fantastic; it has the greatest opening of any television episode in history.

Plus, the scene with Stewie interrigating Kermit the Frog is priceless.

"Look at me. Having sex with a pig. I've become my father!"

"Wow! Keanu Reaves! I don't usually gush, so you'll have to excuse me. When I was writing the lead character in my movie Coast Guard - that's what I am, a writer - naturally you were the first person I thought...there's a woodpecker on your head."
"Yeah, it comes and goes."

"I wonder if Samuel L. Jackson is here. He's in everything!"
(cut to Brian)
"Now Samuel, when you lay Jenna down by the fire, I want you to..."

the episode of the family guy when peter got the golden ticket to the brewery was simply amazing

Favorite South Park: Terrance & Phillip: Not Without My Anus
Favorite Family Guy: I am Peter, Hear Me Roar
Favorite Futurama: Godfellas

south park : curse word eps.
family guy : the king and I eps.
futurama : the planet of worms that make soda? god, I love that episode.

South Park: Definitely the one with "Hennifer Lopez" I like tacos and burritos.

A favorite South Park episode of mine is the one where Cartman gets a hold of some aborted fetuses from a truck that crashed. After trying to sell them all to stem cell researchers and failing, he eventually calls a chinese restaurant and tries to sell them as giant shirmp. Ingenious...

South park::the Semen Monkey ep.
Family Guy::the one where chris becomes a famous artist
Futurama::the roswell one.

I like the episode of South Park where they are pretending to be cops and Cartman is doing the handsignals and it translates to "I see two guys they have the doll you stupid Jew"

"Taco flavored kisses" and the Scott Tennermen episodes had me pissing my pants.

That episode is called Kenny Dies. I thought the funniest part of the episode is the fact that after seeing Kenny die so many times, they finally make a huge deal out of it.

"Kenny can't die.... KENNY CAN'T DIE!"

Scott Tenorman is way up there for me too. But like I said, I think Not Without My Anus has got to be my all time favorite. I remember when it aired. So many fans were completely pissed off. I groaned at first, but then I laughed my ass off through the episode.

Re: Favorite Episode Of South Park, Futurama, Family
 

Thats my favorite episode of South Park too.

Peter Griffin Presents The King and I is definitely my favorite episode of Family Guy followed closely by the episode where Stewie and Brian go to visit Lois' family.