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Old 08-07-2003, 10:23 AM   #41 (permalink)
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I went to see Showgirls in the theatre with my girlfriend. It was actually her idea. Was the first and only movie I ever walked out on.

Though, at least I got consolation sex for having to have been dragged to such a stinker
You got consolation sex for having to watch Showgirls?!?

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Old 08-07-2003, 11:14 AM   #42 (permalink)
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I have learned that I have to be very selective about what I choose to watch with my GF. It sucks because I have a very, shall we say, eclectic taste in movies.

My GF got up and left while we were watching Dead Alive without saying a word. Didn't call me for two days. (BTW, Isn't Dead Alive and Braindead the same movie?)

We watched Lost Highway and she hasn't stopped giving me shit about it.

She thoroughly refused to sit through Mulholland Drive.

She had a severe allergic reaction to Clerks and Dogma.

Our viewing of Monty Python and the Holy Grail was a complete disaster of an evening.

but it DOES go both ways:

She Saran-wrapped me to my lounge chair and made me watch The Sweetest Thing and City of Angels with her. I swear, I could feel my testicles shriveling up. Since then I just watch my "weird" movies by myself.
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Old 08-07-2003, 11:33 AM   #43 (permalink)
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The only genre I have to avoid with my girlfriend is horror. She freaks out pretty easily.
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Old 08-07-2003, 04:37 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Mulholland Drive. I watched that with an ex and his buddy, or should I say started watching it. Got to the lesbian sex scene and they were getting all nuts and saying how hot the girls were. I could swear I felt my guys dick get hard and I turned psycho angry in seconds!

Later on that evening, he was yelling at me and wondering why I was so pissed. I ripped my shirt off in front of him and asked him if he thought I was hot, if I got his dick as hard as that bitch on the film did. Perhaps a little stupid jealousy on my part, but I was young and wasn't clearly thinking at the time. Plus I had too much to drink..
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Old 08-07-2003, 05:05 PM   #45 (permalink)
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I have more problems watching chick flicks than anything else.
My husband and I spend every Friday night with a bottle of tequila and a B horror movie. Some of the best movies ever made, right there! lol.
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Old 08-07-2003, 05:35 PM   #46 (permalink)
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I can watch any movie but war movies.... but I don't think my boyfriend likes those anyways....
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Old 08-07-2003, 06:08 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Natural Born Killers

and any movie that has a naked chick in it..
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Old 08-07-2003, 06:55 PM   #48 (permalink)
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I have the clincher here.

Eddie Murphy's RAW

Worst date movie in the world:

"Eddieeeee...what have you done for me lately?"
"Wha?...when I found you, you were a bare-backed bitch on a zebra.
What do you want?"
"HALF!!"
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Old 08-08-2003, 04:55 AM   #49 (permalink)
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I have learned that I have to be very selective about what I choose to watch with my GF. It sucks because I have a very, shall we say, eclectic taste in movies.
....
We watched Lost Highway and she hasn't stopped giving me shit about it.

She thoroughly refused to sit through Mulholland Drive.
....
Our viewing of Monty Python and the Holy Grail was a complete disaster of an evening.

.... Since then I just watch my "weird" movies by myself.
hihii...you're like me and my bf, but opposite.
i'm really picky about movies..i usually consult the imdb so i don't waste my time on crap..and i prefer weird/disturbing/thriller/drama type movies...
my bf, he'll watch most anything...

except david lynch. i love david lynch.
...one of these years, i'll try the saran-wrap trick on my bf with my lynch flicks

Holy Grail..ah, we both love that one. hilarious shit.

"chick flicks"? bah, i hate em. eeew.

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three words

Natural Born Killers

and any movie that has a naked chick in it..
bah!

1. NBK is a great movie!
2. no nekkid chicks, eh? so...you don't watch porn with your gf, i take it.
poor guy.


oh...and someone mentioned Resevoir Dogs as another 'not with the gf'.

wtf? that is another Great Film!

*shakes head*...wimmin...i just don't understand em...

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Old 08-08-2003, 05:05 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Frankenhooker.

It's fun. It's strange. It's not for a date.

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Old 08-08-2003, 10:25 AM   #51 (permalink)
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my girl went through full metal jacket okay but couldn't take apocalypse now. if it wasn't for brad pitt, then fight club too
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:20 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Requiem for a Dream, any Star Trek Movie (that was funny, my friend just looked at me (she has this look she gives that just stops me cold, it scares the crap out of me) and said "Change it.") and um...well, generally staying away from science fiction is a good idea
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Old 08-08-2003, 08:09 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Bad Lieutenant, anyone?

nothing says luvin like masterbating on a teenage girls car door while she .... see the movie!
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Old 08-08-2003, 08:36 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Cruel Intentions is prolly one of the worse movies to watch with your g/f, how ever a good movie if you wanna get laid is Meet Joe Black, trust me
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Old 08-08-2003, 09:02 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Intimacy and Romance X might be tricky, depending on the person's mentality.

Salò is a definite no-no.
wow,
these films all came to my mind as well.

as for all of this listing of American Psycho and Mulholland Drive - my ex absolutely loved these films. and i wouldn´t hesitate to watch these again with another girlfriend.
i think that if she couldn´t stand these films, then i doubt we´d have been attracted to each other in the first place.
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Old 08-08-2003, 09:17 PM   #56 (permalink)
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oh and don't watch battle royale with your girl. It's not really a chick flick.
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Old 08-09-2003, 11:22 AM   #57 (permalink)
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I have the clincher here.

Eddie Murphy's RAW

Worst date movie in the world:

"Eddieeeee...what have you done for me lately?"
"Wha?...when I found you, you were a bare-backed bitch on a zebra.
What do you want?"
"HALF!!"
hahahahah HELL YEAH
Dont want to be putting that idea in her head!!!!!!!
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Old 08-09-2003, 11:34 PM   #58 (permalink)
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In the Company of Men was the first to come to my mind - glad that was represented here.

Baise-Moi

Home-made porn involving another girl

A Boy and His Dog

If you have a dog, I can't recommend this one enough.

Anything involving a girl having to get an abortion (especially by herself)
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Old 08-10-2003, 01:21 AM   #59 (permalink)
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Yeah I agree with Resorvoir Dogs, all the girls we watched it with fucking hated it, while all us guys thought it was the fucking greatest. I actually know one girl who likes Clockwork Orange, says it has good visuals.
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Old 08-11-2003, 01:34 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Waiting to Exhale...don't watch this with your woman and don't let your woman watch this period....!!
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Old 08-11-2003, 09:25 PM   #61 (permalink)
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heh, there isn't a single movie listed here that i HAVEN'T seen with my girlfriend.
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Old 08-12-2003, 05:39 AM   #62 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2003, 10:43 AM   #63 (permalink)
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I'm going to suggest to NEVER watch ANY romantic-comedy with your girlfriend. Most romantic-comedies will only implant false ideals of love into most woman's head. Most men can not live up to these ideals.

Also, never watch any movie on the Lifetime network. I like to call Lifetime the "Men are evil network".
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Old 08-12-2003, 11:02 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Old 08-22-2003, 12:17 AM   #65 (permalink)
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A Clockwork Orange.

Most girlfriends don't like it when you root for a character who just happens to be a rapist.
wonder why? seriously great move, but not really one I'd want to check out with most girls. Funny thing is my gf loves it tho...
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Old 08-22-2003, 02:22 AM   #66 (permalink)
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man bites dog

a faux-documentary about a French serial killer.. feminime!
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Old 08-23-2003, 07:16 PM   #67 (permalink)
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i agree with Natural Born Killers - i think it was one of teh few movies that i rented that I turned off and returned without watching all of it.

Also Eyes Wide Shut
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Old 08-24-2003, 07:04 AM   #68 (permalink)
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If your SO doesn't like Jay and Silent Bob, Clerks, Chasing Amy, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail (or any Python movies for that matter), then its either time to buy her a personality, or time to get a new SO.

While all these movies played well with my GF, you guys were dead on about Vietnam movies. She hasn't been able to sit through one of these at home, and just try to get her to go to the movies to see one. I have to watch a months worth of chic flics to make up for making her watch one.
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Old 08-24-2003, 01:38 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Requiem for a Dream
Freddy Got Fingered (we got high and saw this together as a first date. Tom Green running around with a dead deer on his back just doesn't seem funny to me....)
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Old 08-25-2003, 06:12 AM   #70 (permalink)
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my wife only has one veto against movies : anything by Miike Takashi. she didn't really like "Audition" and after we went to see "ichi the killer", she refuses to watch any of my Miike films.

even the 'normal' stuff like "hazard city", "d.o.a 1 - 3" & happiness of the katakuris" is off limits now.
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Old 08-26-2003, 07:22 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Hey, female here, and I loved American Psycho! I also really enjoy Star Trek movies and a few others listed. I guess I'm just not your average girl.
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Old 08-26-2003, 07:42 PM   #72 (permalink)
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I would guess that "The Boondock Saints" wouldn't go over too well. I have yet to put my gf through the monty python test however.
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Old 08-27-2003, 12:03 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Predator, chicks judt don't dig this film.
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Old 08-28-2003, 12:37 AM   #74 (permalink)
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Man, you guys date some girls with shitty taste. For the record,
-watched Kids with a boyfriend
-watched American Psycho with a boyfriend
-hate Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks
-Chasing Amy is one of my favorite movies
-watched 8MM with a boyfriend
-Clockwork Orange is a classic and a favorite of mine

and that's just for starters...
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Old 08-28-2003, 08:21 AM   #75 (permalink)
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I feel bad for a lot of the guys here. My wife and I own about 95% percent of all the movies that were said in this thread and she loves them all. Hell I bought her Calgulia for her birthday and she loved it. As for scary movies, bring on ITALIAN HORROR, its the best FUCKED up shit.

Peace.
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Old 08-28-2003, 09:14 AM   #76 (permalink)
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I agree with some of the above posters, what is wrong with some of your g/f's!? I've watched Clockwork Orange, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Clerks, Office Space, Reservoir Dogs, and many other similar films with my g/f and she loves them!

A couple of her favorite movies are Fight Club and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas!
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Old 08-28-2003, 02:54 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Where The Girls Sweat....oh wait, that might be ok

how bout Where The Boys.......oh God, I'm not gonna finish that sentence.
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Old 08-28-2003, 06:26 PM   #78 (permalink)
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ufff first date was to "the ring" i almost fell asleep
unless you're into scary movis you don't wanna watch this one with your girlfriend
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Old 08-28-2003, 11:17 PM   #79 (permalink)
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28 Days Later is an excellent movie, but it's also the least romantic thing ever created. I brought my girlfriend. It's hard to be cuddly after people begin to eat each other, zombie vomit 'n' organs spraying everywhere.
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Old 08-29-2003, 01:15 AM   #80 (permalink)
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I haven't found many females that can sit through I Spit On Your Grave. I had trouble with it myself, took two sittings to finish it.
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