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09-14-2003, 06:39 PM
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Location: California
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"MPower -The Good, The Bad and the Ugly. And Star Trek II.
sounds weird, but try it. I have never had a girl manage to sit through 15 min of either one." - I love both! :-D “loxor- I think any movie ware there is a kill count higher then 2 and any chick that has bigger boobies then your ladyfrined.” - what's wrong with death? :-D as long as it's not super twisted and gruesome, fine with me. as for the boobies... as long as i can imagine i'm her, it's all good... :-p "laxative- chicks hate Vietnam movies." -Rambo ho!!! death and distruction can be just fine- just keep sick perversion to a minimum. :-D |
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09-15-2003, 06:50 AM
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Location: The Eng
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put in another vote for battle royale, and add versus and any of the babycart movies heh, classics tho
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09-17-2003, 09:16 AM
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Location: Seattle
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Do not, under any circumstances, watch American Me. The scenes of prison brutality are just the most gruesome I have ever seen...
But if you like scenes involving Bowie knives, shanks, and anal adventures - American Me!
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09-17-2003, 09:44 PM
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Pure Chewing Satisfaction
Location: can i use bbcode [i]here[/i]?
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Heartbreakers.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is unbeleivably hot in every scene. She wears some skimpy tight dresses all throughout the movie. I saw it in the theaters with some buddies, and everytime she'd show up on screen with something new on, every guy in the theater let out a very long "daaaammmnn". This would NOT be a good movie to see with the girl friend.
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09-18-2003, 10:28 AM
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Upright
Location: Seattle, WA
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Requiem For a Dream...
Most horribly depressing movie ever. You'll have to watch something like Aladdin or You've Got Mail after Requiem just to counter the horrible mental imagery. plus, she probably wont kiss you that night  ~smeesh |
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09-18-2003, 09:29 PM
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List so far:
May Kids Gangs of New York Happiness American Psycho Visitor Q 8MM Chasing Amy A Clockwork Orange Baise-moi Clerks 9 1/2 Weeks Porkys Henry, Portrait Of A Serial Killer Cannibal Holocaust Caligula Irreversible Intimacy Romance X Reservoir Dogs Steel Magnolias Office Space Fight Club Braindead Lost Highway Dogma Monty Python and the Holy Grail Mulholland Drive Natural Born Killers Farkenhooker Full Metal Jacket Apocalypse Now Requiem for a Dream Bad Lieutenant Cruel Intentions Battle Royale A Boy and His Dog Waiting to Exhale Harold and Maude Man Bites Dog Audition Ichi the Killer Hazard City D.O.A. 1 - 3 Happiness of the Katakuris The Boondock Saints Loathing in Vegas 28 Days Later I Spit On Your Grave American Me Guinea Pig 2 The Untold Story Acid House After reading this thread, I've come to realize how deprived I am. Only only seen a few of those movies, like Office Space and Fight Club, both awesome movies. Anyone else think 12 Monkeys might not go over too well with gals? Oh, and I also became extremely depressed over not having anyone, because everyone is talking about their significant others. Heh. Time to go listen to some consolation songs and then masturbate! Yay! ::jumps up and down in joy:: 
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09-21-2003, 03:13 PM
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Location: Ithaca, New York
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Urostukidoji (did i spell that right? ) aka Legend of the Overfiend
For some reason, girls just aren't partial to the image of other girls getting horribly raped by tentacle monsters.
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05-16-2004, 03:04 PM
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Location: trying to avoid being groped
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I've seen most of the movies in this thread and the only ones that bothered me were the Meg Ryan ones...and I'm not fond of the Star Trek ones
and I'm a girl
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05-16-2004, 03:21 PM
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Or at least the first 20 minutes before they leave thank god... In fact there's just entire genres that you can't enjoy with women... You can't watch Kung Fu. Kung Fu (the TV series), Enter the Dragon, Way of the Dragon, The Big Boss, The Chinese Connection, Shaolin Temple, 36th Chamber of the Shaolin, Invincible Pole Fighter.. the list goes on. For some reason women don't find the concept of martial arts cool!! Samurai and Westerns. Like cowlick said: 7 Samurai, so while you're at it, just cross, Yojimbo, Kagemusha etc off the list. Then go on to remove Sergio Leone's entire catalogue, INCLUDING Once upon a time in America. Then take out The Wild Bunch, Magnificent Seven, High Noon, Pale Rider, Josey Wales. The only western they can watch is 'Paint your wagon' and I think we can all agree that this is amongst the most henious of film crimes. Now gangster films have to go. Godfather, Godfather Part II, Goodfellas, Casino, Donnie Brasco, Scarface, Carlito's Way, Bugsy... Then you might as well take out Humphrey Bogart, except perhaps Casablanca... Evil Dead III Army of Darkness rarely goes over well... Then you got to take out classics like: The Great Escape, The Dirty Dozen, Where Eagles Dare, Battle of the Bulge. All your Nam movies, especially Apocalypse Now, but also Deer Hunter and Platoon and FMJ. So basically women and good film don't mix... |
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05-16-2004, 06:01 PM
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Junkie
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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How can anyone not like Kevin Smith movies, the guy is a genius -- if a woman says she doesn't like 'em -- she's telling you a bold faced lie -- those movies are side splitting funny.
9 1/2 Weeks? Gawd Mickey Rourke is so incredibly HOT in that movie - Ya don't want the ladies watching it - I have never gotten the humor behind Monty Python movies, but I know plenty of women who can quote them chapter and verse.
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05-16-2004, 07:38 PM
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eat more fruit
Location: Seattle
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Another vote for American Psycho........ there were some uncomfortable moments there, but still one of my favorites !! muahahhaah
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05-16-2004, 07:46 PM
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Location: Rich Wannabe Hippie Town
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War movies, mainly. Endless battle scenes = not good. Also, most psycho-killer/serial killer movies, unless there's a strong woman lead and maybe not even then.
The exception to these is 1) if it's actually a stylish, complex movie, and especially 2) if there's an actor in it that she likes or is hot for. My wife admires Kevin Spacey as an actor, so I had no trouble dragging her to L.A. Confidential or The Usual Suspects, two Spacey movies, even though she normally would be too concerned about the violence to go. And of course they were both two fine movies, critically acclaimed. |
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05-17-2004, 05:55 AM
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plays well with others
Location: Canada
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Let me get this straight... you got "dragged" to a tittie-movie, and then were rewarded with apology-sex? Damn. |
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05-17-2004, 07:29 PM
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Location: Donkey
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Maid in Manhattan
Two Weeks Notice How to lose a guy in 10 days If I watched any of those with my girlfriend, she'd punch me for being a lame ass. I'd punch myself too. I can watch pretty much all the other movies mentioned in this thread w/ my girlfriend 
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05-17-2004, 11:57 PM
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Psycho
Location: Sinaloa, Mexico
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05-28-2004, 10:33 AM
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Location: Windy City
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Wow... I'm weirder than I thought. When I was dating, we both picked out Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club, both intensely into Hannibal, I LOVED Dogma, Office Space, 12 monkeys.... If I watch too many girly sappy movies I start to go nuts. I've seen too much real Vietnam footage from one of my classes to be thrilled with seeing too many movies, but I couldn't get my ex to watch Platoon with me after we watched the unedited version in class. Or Hamburger Hill. So much for girls having a weaker stomach.
I'll watch just about anything once before making a judgement on it. Only thing that might not go are cartoons if there aren't captions for me to follow.
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05-28-2004, 11:01 AM
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Location: baked beans
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Damn, I guess I'll have to think of another gift idea for Valentines Day....
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06-13-2004, 08:10 PM
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Psycho
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Definatly do not watch American Psycho with yout girlfriend ever. I once saw it with a girl friend of mine and I had a hairstyle similar to the main character (i had it before i saw the movie even) and i got accused of trying to be like the the main character and it's just not a good bonding movie at all
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06-18-2004, 06:30 PM
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Location: Charleston, SC
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Any movie about a war.
Any movie containing things from a war (guns, bombs, etc Any movie where they talk about war Any movie that was made at the same time a movie about war was made Any movie that makes references to movies about war Any movie that has actors in it that were in movies about war Can we say I HATE movies about war?  |
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