anybody see "Gigli"? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

johnnymysto · 08-04-2003, 07:44 AM

I didn't. I just want to know why it sucked so bad. I mean, besides the fact that it was J. Lo and Ben.

Kaos · 08-04-2003, 07:49 AM

I'm avoiding that movie like the plague.

I usually don't listen to critics when choosing a movie to go see, but when they are all in agreement that a movie sucks, I tend to believe it then.

cartmen34 · 08-04-2003, 11:35 AM

I hope this movie is the ruination of "JLo" and her big ass. I hope she gets knocked down a couple of notches with this massive failure.

And oh yes, no....I didn't....and won't see it.

Wait a sec....was that Al Pacino in the trailer?!? why, oh why is he in this POS? And Chris Walken is in it too? damn. To bad for them.

sixate · 08-04-2003, 11:51 AM

Anyone wanna bet that J Lo and Ben don't last three months now that this lame ass movie was a flop?

You couldn't pay me enough to watch it.

neoinoakleys · 08-04-2003, 12:05 PM

I found some great references to this movie...check these out..

The Onion Article

Check out the ratings on this movie...

Gigli Ratings

I just love this reviewer's comments on the film...

Quote:

"Gigli is so horrible I had to go cleanse my palate afterward by watching Glitter."--Danny Minton, KBTV-NBC (BEAUMONT, TX)

Enough said.....

Looften · 08-04-2003, 12:24 PM

It's turkey time... gobble gobble

*shivers*

Anything you read is true. I doubt there exists a review harsh enough to truely describe it.

Mephisto2 · 08-04-2003, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Looften
It's turkey time... gobble gobble

*shivers*

Anything you read is true. I doubt there exists a review harsh enough to truely describe it.

But is there any J-Lo nakedness in it?!!

I'd suffer to see that...

Mr Mephisto

Cynthetiq · 08-04-2003, 02:05 PM

supposedly the Yoga scene is supposed to be cool... but no.. she's not naked.

M&M · 08-04-2003, 04:08 PM

How stupid is Ben. All the yuk from puff daddy stuck to J Lo, and now he's wallering in it. Meanwhile, puff has done a sidestep, and skipped off scott free. Puff is smarter than both of them put together. I'm with you guys, I'm sick of Jen, and I hope this does her in, so I don't have to look at her big, non-acting ass anymore.

clockworkgreen · 08-04-2003, 04:11 PM

I'm actually disappointed cause this will probably kill the buzz for Jersey Girl, which I really want to see. Hopefully they won't sell it as "the next Ben and Jen picture".

cronopio · 08-04-2003, 08:01 PM

Ben Affleck really annoys me to death. Any time he is humiliated in a movie I feel a little better.

All I know is maybe this will be like Showgirls -- so bad that it is fun to watch. I'm a contrarian so if everybody says that it sucks I'll watch it just to do the opposite.

Ebert and Salon liked it, or they didn't think it sucked SO much.

Though the gobble, gobble line gives me pause.

bundy · 08-05-2003, 04:38 AM

seriously, the only thing i´ve heard about this film is this ¨Gobble Gobble¨, line.

this sounds so bad its gotta be a laugh.

TheKak · 08-05-2003, 02:33 PM

I saw it :/ Only thing good about it would be the fact that J-Lo is hotter than normal (yeah that Yoga scene was cool~).

RAMONES!!! · 08-05-2003, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by neoinoakleys
I found some great references to this movie...check these out..

The Onion Article

bastard...i was going to post that, but when i saw how much money it made, i laughed, laughed hard

agentsmith · 08-06-2003, 10:04 AM

I've heard this movie is absolute crap.....so no. That and I really despise J-hO.

mute76 · 08-06-2003, 11:11 AM

I heard these two clowns broke up? Something to do with a stripper? way to go Ben!

Mr. Spacemonkey · 08-06-2003, 11:30 AM

I think that its safe to say that I will never ever be watching this movie. I haven't seen one good review for it.

Catdaddy33 · 08-06-2003, 02:04 PM

I'll watch it when they resurrect Mystery Science Theater 3000 and feature it there...

YourNeverThere · 08-06-2003, 06:23 PM

man i sort of want to see it just for the pure crap im sure it is, like staring at a car wrech or something. I think i'll sneack into it so that at least i didnt pay for this crap.

baboora · 08-06-2003, 10:52 PM

ewww...crap movie i heard...not gonna watch it

Cynthetiq · 08-07-2003, 05:21 AM

wow.. only 1 person in the thread says they saw it or has something more positive to say than negative comments about Jlo and Ben.

Please try to get this thread back from being a JLo/Ben bash into actually who say the movie. If you have something positive or have seen the movie and can give intelligent feedback, please do.

grayman · 08-07-2003, 06:12 AM

I have not seen this movie, but apparently no one else has either since it only grossed $3 million in its first weekend of release.

far2bored · 08-07-2003, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Catdaddy33
I'll watch it when they resurrect Mystery Science Theater 3000 and feature it there...

I'm with you on that one )

archer2371 · 08-07-2003, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mute76
I heard these two clowns broke up? Something to do with a stripper? way to go Ben!

Heh, looks like a good old 1038 or 1072, can't remember.
(Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reference.)

08-04-2003, 07:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
johnnymysto Overreactor Location: South Ca'lina	anybody see "Gigli"? I didn't. I just want to know why it sucked so bad. I mean, besides the fact that it was J. Lo and Ben.

08-04-2003, 11:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
cartmen34 Psycho Location: the hills of aquafina.	I hope this movie is the ruination of "JLo" and her big ass. I hope she gets knocked down a couple of notches with this massive failure. And oh yes, no....I didn't....and won't see it. Wait a sec....was that Al Pacino in the trailer?!? why, oh why is he in this POS? And Chris Walken is in it too? damn. To bad for them. __________________ "The problem with quick and dirty, as some people have said, is that the dirty remains long after the quick has been forgotten" - Steve McConnell

08-04-2003, 02:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	supposedly the Yoga scene is supposed to be cool... but no.. she's not naked. __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

08-04-2003, 08:01 PM	#11 (permalink)
cronopio oulipian Location: La Paz, Bolivia	Ben Affleck really annoys me to death. Any time he is humiliated in a movie I feel a little better. All I know is maybe this will be like Showgirls -- so bad that it is fun to watch. I'm a contrarian so if everybody says that it sucks I'll watch it just to do the opposite. Ebert and Salon liked it, or they didn't think it sucked SO much. Though the gobble, gobble line gives me pause. __________________ Tu causes, tu causes, c'est tout ce que tu sais faire. -- Zazie dans le metro

08-05-2003, 04:38 AM	#12 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	seriously, the only thing i´ve heard about this film is this ¨Gobble Gobble¨, line. this sounds so bad its gotta be a laugh. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-04-2003, 07:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
Kaos Ssssssssss Location: Ontario	I'm avoiding that movie like the plague. I usually don't listen to critics when choosing a movie to go see, but when they are all in agreement that a movie sucks, I tend to believe it then.

08-04-2003, 11:51 AM	#4 (permalink)
sixate Registered User Location: Somewhere in Ohio	Anyone wanna bet that J Lo and Ben don't last three months now that this lame ass movie was a flop? You couldn't pay me enough to watch it.

08-04-2003, 12:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
Looften Crazy	It's turkey time... gobble gobble shivers Anything you read is true. I doubt there exists a review harsh enough to truely describe it.

08-04-2003, 04:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
M&M Upright Location: texas	How stupid is Ben. All the yuk from puff daddy stuck to J Lo, and now he's wallering in it. Meanwhile, puff has done a sidestep, and skipped off scott free. Puff is smarter than both of them put together. I'm with you guys, I'm sick of Jen, and I hope this does her in, so I don't have to look at her big, non-acting ass anymore.

08-04-2003, 04:11 PM	#10 (permalink)
clockworkgreen Psycho Location: DC	I'm actually disappointed cause this will probably kill the buzz for Jersey Girl, which I really want to see. Hopefully they won't sell it as "the next Ben and Jen picture".

08-05-2003, 02:33 PM	#13 (permalink)
TheKak Insane Location: Virginia	I saw it :/ Only thing good about it would be the fact that J-Lo is hotter than normal (yeah that Yoga scene was cool~). __________________ Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.

08-06-2003, 10:04 AM	#15 (permalink)
agentsmith Crazy	I've heard this movie is absolute crap.....so no. That and I really despise J-hO.

08-06-2003, 11:11 AM	#16 (permalink)
mute76 Psycho Location: Anywhere but here	I heard these two clowns broke up? Something to do with a stripper? way to go Ben! __________________ What the fuck is "wtf"?

08-06-2003, 11:30 AM	#17 (permalink)
Mr. Spacemonkey Wake up Location: Nowhere special	I think that its safe to say that I will never ever be watching this movie. I haven't seen one good review for it. __________________ "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." -- Donnie Darko

08-06-2003, 02:04 PM	#18 (permalink)
Catdaddy33 Psycho Location: TN	I'll watch it when they resurrect Mystery Science Theater 3000 and feature it there...

08-06-2003, 06:23 PM	#19 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	man i sort of want to see it just for the pure crap im sure it is, like staring at a car wrech or something. I think i'll sneack into it so that at least i didnt pay for this crap. __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

08-06-2003, 10:52 PM	#20 (permalink)
baboora Tilted	ewww...crap movie i heard...not gonna watch it

08-07-2003, 05:21 AM	#21 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	wow.. only 1 person in the thread says they saw it or has something more positive to say than negative comments about Jlo and Ben. Please try to get this thread back from being a JLo/Ben bash into actually who say the movie. If you have something positive or have seen the movie and can give intelligent feedback, please do. __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION! Last edited by Cynthetiq; 08-07-2003 at 05:34 AM..

08-07-2003, 06:12 AM	#22 (permalink)
grayman you can't see me Location: Illinois	I have not seen this movie, but apparently no one else has either since it only grossed $3 million in its first weekend of release. __________________ That's right - I'm a guy in a suit eating a Blizzard. F U.